ITT we insult the poster above us [PART V] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 12:52

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 13:40

>>58 would prefer his hand every day

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 14:14

>>59 would prefer his goldfish any day

61 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 16:00

>>60 would prefer his fishtank any day

62 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 16:09

>>61 would prefer the exhaust pipe on his car any day

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 16:35

>>62 is insulting us from the burn unit, after he tried it.

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 17:14

>>63 would try earsex

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 17:45

>>64 has tried earsex

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 18:00

>>65 engages in regular earsex

67 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 19:48

>>66 wrote "Earsex - A Lover's Guide"

68 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 20:43

>>67 posted ads in his paper trying to find someone to have earsex with, but got no responses.

69 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 20:48

>>68 knew the right paper to advertise in, and got several

70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 21:22

>>69 was one of those responses

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 21:30

>>70 also responded, but would only do oral earsex

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 21:56

>>71 offered to do anal earsex

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 22:15

>>72 has a fetish for scatological auralsex

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 22:59

>>73 mainly just loves the sound of pooping.

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 23:22

once >>74 poops, he can't stop

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 23:30

>>75 has wet dreams about the Pringles man.

77 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 23:44

>>76 has a Pringles man vore fetish.

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 00:00

>>77 has a fetish for the word "mittens" but, sadly has a morbid fear of the actual thing.

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 00:37

>>78 has a fear of kittens.

80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 01:09

>>79 wears kittens for mittens.

81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 03:04

>>80 has an inadequete amount of kittens

82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 07:11

>>81 has an inadequate amount of funk.

83 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 07:38

ＶＩＰからきますた

84 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 07:38

ＶＩＰからきますた

85 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 07:54

>>83
>>84
came from VIP

86 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 11:19

>>85 came over VIP

87 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 11:43

>>86 is a VIP HERO

88 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 13:03

>>87 is a VIPSTAR

89 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 16:17

>>88 is the 'daily sage' guy

90 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 18:47

>>89 wishes he was bold enough to be >>88

91 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 19:47

>>90 wishes he was 'bold' and 'extreme' instead of 'mild' and 'eccentric'

92 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 05:11

>>91 can only eat mild salsa.

93 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 10:20

>>92 wishes 'he' had a penis so he could stick it into every salsa jar in the mexican restaurant 'he' frequents.

94 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 11:31

>>93 is a smelly, dumb, beaner scum working illegally in a Mexican restaurant

95 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 15:06

>>94 has seen the light of day

96 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 16:55

>>95 is blind and needs someone to help him post

97 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 21:07

>>96 directs blind people into traffic

98 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 21:27

>>97 directs traffic into blind people

99 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 21:49

>>98 traffics blind people indirectly

100 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 21:52

>>98 directs >>97 into >>96.

101 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 22:00

>>100 directed his insult to the wrong person, and was an exceptionally shitty 100GET to boot.

102 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 01:54

>>101 couldn't have done much better.

103 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 02:38

>>102 is only bitter because he didn't get the chance

104 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 03:00

>>103 has the dream of a 10000GET

105 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 12:13

>>104 has the dream of one day becoming a girl.

106 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 18:33

>>105 has the dream of one day become a man (but he'll never achieve that feat)

107 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 19:13

>>106 is responsible for the death of 2channel

108 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 19:32

>>107 is the scumsucking lawyer aiding the case against 2channel.

109 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 20:16

love is as unreachable for >>108 as the fifth dimension.

110 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 21:58

>>109 pretends to be Densha Otoko

111 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 22:57

and hello, guitar otoko

112 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 23:24

and daily sage

113 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 23:29

>>112 likes to sage because it makes the pain go away.

114 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 02:06

>>113 is secretly >>112

115 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 03:51

>>114
Posts at regular timed intervals ITT, but shares a name with others, to appear as somebody with an erattic internet connection.

116 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 05:30

>>115's tragic affliction with Tourette's syndrome causes him to hit his enter key at inappropriate moments.

117 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 06:11

>>116 is still looking for the "any" key.

118 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 06:24

>>117 is still looking for the "eleven" button on the telephone

119 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 07:35

>>118 is still stuck on a broken escalator

120 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 09:27

>>119 is still stuck on a broken elevator

121 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 11:29

>>120 is still stuck in a broken stairwell

122 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 11:58

>>121 needs to use a stairmaster

123 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 13:13

>>122 smells

124 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 13:20

>>123 can't smell.

125 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 18:20

The poster above us is retarded.

126 Name: ⊂二二二（＾_＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 18:24

>>125 didn't type ">>124" (probably due to borderline intelligence) or do a 125GET!

127 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 18:51

>>126 doesn't know that quarter of the way GETs don't count

128 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 19:13

>>127 smells worse than >>122

129 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 19:47

>>128 is hardly one to be criticising the olfactory abilities of others

130 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 21:58

>>129 doesn't have all asia carrera movies. sucker.

131 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 22:28

>>130 needs some Asia Cumreara porn.

132 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 23:53

but secretly, >>131 craves it.

133 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 07:55

>>132's bold gambit is about to backfire dramatically

134 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 11:13

>>133's backside is on fire

135 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 13:49

>>134 's
face is on fire and not even that tramp that will be >>136 would piss on it!

136 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 14:28

>>135's grasp of the idea behind this thread is as shaky as his grammar.

137 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 15:56

>>136
smells

138 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 16:26

>>137 smells ladies' bicycle saddles

139 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 17:01

>>138 smells like a ladies' bicycle saddle

140 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 18:24

>>139 smells like a mens' bicycle saddle

141 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 18:33

>>140 is a men's bicycle saddle

142 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 19:00

>>141 puts the sad in saddle

143 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:01

>>142 puts the lad in ladle

144 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:23

>>143 puts the QN in DQN

145 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:31

>>144 puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again

146 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:37

>>144 puts the bread in toaster

147 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:45

>>146 looks for a milkshake in the yard

148 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 22:13

>>147 thinks he's James Bond for ordering milk stirred, not shaken.

149 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 22:55

>>148 thinks he's a James Bond villian because everyone calls him Stinkfinger

150 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 23:19

>>149 is a panda

151 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 01:06

>>150 is a poacher

152 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 01:52

>>151 is a roaster

153 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 04:01

>>152 enjoys roasted poster

154 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 06:22

>>153 enjoys roasting poles...with his anus!

155 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 08:11

>>154 enjoys roasting poles... with his mouth!

156 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 09:06

>>155 enjoys posting roles...with his vagina.

157 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 10:36

>>156 enjoys oasting proles...with his angina

158 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 10:40

>>157 enjoys boasting Creoles... with his catamite

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