ITT we insult the poster above us [PART V] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 12:52

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 12:40

>>849 capitalises unecessarily.

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 12:41

>>849 is meaningless

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 12:43

>>850 attempted to avoid getting insulted becuase he's a wimp
>>851 attempted to avoid getting insulted because he's stupid

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 12:46

>>852 is a stupid wimp.

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:31

>>853 is a stupid gimp

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 15:02

>>854 is a fucking chimp.

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 15:18

>>855 has a goddamn limp.

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 17:40

>>856 is a crappy rapper.

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 19:39

>>857 is in the crapper. See?

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859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 17:24

If we harnessed the power of >>858's stupidity, we would never have to worry about using up all the fossil fuels again. Ever.

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 17:30

If we could get >>859 to shut his goddamn mouth for a second, the problem of global warming would be solved.

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 19:15

Enough calories are contained in the fatty tissue of >>860 to power the suns of the galaxy for forty thousand generations.

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 20:00

>>861 is irresistably attracted to >>860's black hole.

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 11:55

only >>862 would feel that people's black holes have a great gravitational pull.

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 12:04

>>863 underestimates the masses involved when >>860's ultimate collapse into a black hole.

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 13:59

>>864 is so insignificant he collapses into nothingness.

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 18:04

>>865 is so insignificant he already collapsed into nothingness and no-one noticed, not even him.

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 18:13

>>866 is hardly in a position to judge whether others are significant.

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 20:36

>>867 holds too high an opinion of himself.

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 22:09

>>868 has self-esteem problems.

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 22:54

>> 869 IS A SICK FUCK AND SHOULD FUCK HIMSELF YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:04

>>870 has obvious problems with anger and self-control.

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:23

>>871 has obvious problems with pointing out obvious problems.

873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:31

>>872 is stupid for pointing out the obvious.

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 05:17

>>873 is stupid because he said I was stupid for pointing out the obvious.

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 05:19

>>874's mom is so slow, IT TOOK HER FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO WATCH "60 Minutes".

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 07:04

>>875 resorts to yo momma disses

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 07:51

>>876 is a redneck racist that hates that fine black sense of humor demonstrated by >>875

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 08:07

>>877 Is so ignorant that thinks "yo mamma" is a demonstration of culture.

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 06:43

>>878 reaches for his revolver whenever he hears the word "culture"

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 09:15

>>879 can't remember where he put his revolver.

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 10:14

>>880 called 9-1-1 when Hardy's forgot to give him his order of onion rings.

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 13:11

>>881 activated the Bat Signal when McDonald's forgot to put pickles on his burger.

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 13:42

>>882 starts global thermonuclear war when there's no whipped cream on his cappucino.

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 15:10

>>883 hurls asteroids at relativistic velocities into Earth when there aren't enough onions in his patty melt.

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 15:29

>>884 can't enjoy The Onion because he lacks a sense of humor.

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 16:26

>>885 lost his sense of humor back in Vietnam.

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 16:35

>>886 pulled our troops out of Vietnam so the north could conquer them without opposition and still thinks he did the right thing.

888 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi OAOj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-4934 18:22

>>887 currently leads the USA as president

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:45

>>888 is a faggot that pretends to be Yaranaika Boon.

890 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi O,..,Oj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-4934 18:48

>>889 is Yaranaika Boon.

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 22:03

>>890 is Boon, and REALLY needs some dental work.

892 Name: AznDude : 1993-09-4935 01:24

Snorts pixy stix powder, and pretends to be high so people would call him cool.

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 02:06

>>892 is so high he accidentally insulted himself.

894 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi O,..,Oj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-4935 03:59

>>893 didnt know that his GET was prime.

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 04:12

>>894 is a math nerd that couldn't solve a differential equation.

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 11:42

>>895 is just a math nerd

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 13:33

>>896 is a fsggot who thinks god is made of cheeese

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 13:39

>>897 doesn't proofread his posts, and thinks 'faggot' is a clever and edgy insult.

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 17:33

>>898 couldn't come up with anything better than that.

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:11

>>899 didn't get 900GET

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:14

>>900 ruined 900GET for the rest of us

902 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:16

>>901 is just angry because he didn't get to ruin 900GET

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:42

>>902 is also angry, but because he has a small penis.

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 19:43

>>903 projects his impotent rage at strangers

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 22:21

>>904 has an impotent member.

906 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi ^,..,Oj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-4936 00:23

>>905 couldn't please a cat with his member

907 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:10

>>906 shouldn't join any club that would accept him as a member.

908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:11

>>906 thinks that a cat is fine too.

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:14

>>908@Is an ‚¤‚فI—Ç‚¢’jI(Whoa..sexy man!)

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:33

>>909, Yaranaika?

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 02:06

>>910 just shut the fuck up already.

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 02:09

>>911 was fucked up already.

913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 05:17

>>912 forgot to insult >>907, and >>911 neglected to make the obvious punning association in his insult. You people make me sick.

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 07:15

>>913 makes himself sick.

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 09:11

>>914 makes sick into himself.

He literally attempts to craft sick into vague representations of himself. It's disgusting.

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 11:49

>>915's ignorance of the proper format is sculpting me out of chunky vomit

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 14:57

>>916 likes to eat at Chunky Vomit.

918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 15:55

>>917 likes to post the yoshinoya rant

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 16:12

>>919 opposes kopipe and copypasta entirely, and thus is an Internet heretic.

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 16:57

>>918 u r dum

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 18:09

>>920 is depressingly subliterate.

922 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi O,..,Oj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-4936 20:35

>>921 hates little illiterate african children

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 20:38

>>922 uses some pretty weird posting name, with those commas and stuff. That's weird dude. Boon looks weird.

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 21:20

>>923 always diligently writes down ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi OƒÖOj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ in this thread as his name to ensure his anonimity

925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 21:35

>>924 is obsessed with posting and posts too much.

926 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 23:41

>>925
Inspired the posting of "OMAE MONA" and caused the internet to rapidly populate with ACSII Cats.

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 08:41

>>926 also

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 09:19

>>927 has far too little spare time.

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 22:00

>>928 has a tiny penis. Haha, I said penis!

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 23:33

>>929
Had a tiny penis until that one day at the gold smelting plant.

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 00:29

>>930 thinks "pool's closed due to AIDS" is funny

932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 03:39

>>931 doesn't think it's funny because it was his pool.

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 04:42

>>932 was trying to get AIDS from the pool but ended up with crabs.

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 05:32

>>933 has crabs.

935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 09:10

>>934 wishes he was just 1/1000 as cool as Carl Barks.

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 17:47

>>935 barks

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 18:25

>>936 whines and dances in place like he has to pee when he doesn't.

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 19:11

>>937 pees his pants

939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 19:54

>>938 pees other people's pants.

940 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 20:16

>>939 pees his skirt

941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 20:47

>>940 knows that >>939 is really a "he", and didn't let that slow him down any

942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 23:52

>>941 learned it the hard way

943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 00:28

>>942 should know, after picking one up as a prostitute

944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 01:27

>>943 was the prostitute in question.

945 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 02:23

>>944 is very knowledgeable when it comes to prostitution, as it's a topic of special interest for him.

946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 05:36

>>945 is a moralist that ruins the fun for everybody else.

947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 13:06

>>946 is an amoralist who has to take someone else's word for it

948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 20:50

>>947 is a moral relativist who is too dumb to have any opinion about the subjetc.

949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 21:16

>>948 cannot spell "subject."

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