If we harnessed the power of >>858's stupidity, we would never have to worry about using up all the fossil fuels again. Ever.
only >>862 would feel that people's black holes have a great gravitational pull.
>>864 is so insignificant he collapses into nothingness.
>>865 is so insignificant he already collapsed into nothingness and no-one noticed, not even him.
>>866 is hardly in a position to judge whether others are significant.
>> 869 IS A SICK FUCK AND SHOULD FUCK HIMSELF YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
>>870 has obvious problems with anger and self-control.
>>871 has obvious problems with pointing out obvious problems.
>>873 is stupid because he said I was stupid for pointing out the obvious.
>>874's mom is so slow, IT TOOK HER FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO WATCH "60 Minutes".
>>877 Is so ignorant that thinks "yo mamma" is a demonstration of culture.
>>878 reaches for his revolver whenever he hears the word "culture"
>>881 activated the Bat Signal when McDonald's forgot to put pickles on his burger.
>>884 can't enjoy The Onion because he lacks a sense of humor.
Snorts pixy stix powder, and pretends to be high so people would call him cool.
>>894 is a math nerd that couldn't solve a differential equation.
>>897 doesn't proofread his posts, and thinks 'faggot' is a clever and edgy insult.
>>898 couldn't come up with anything better than that.
>>901 is just angry because he didn't get to ruin 900GET
>>902 is also angry, but because he has a small penis.
>>906 shouldn't join any club that would accept him as a member.
>>915's ignorance of the proper format is sculpting me out of chunky vomit
>>919 opposes kopipe and copypasta entirely, and thus is an Internet heretic.
>>918 u r dum
>>921 hates little illiterate african children
>>922 uses some pretty weird posting name, with those commas and stuff. That's weird dude. Boon looks weird.
>>923 always diligently writes down ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi OƒÖOj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ in this thread as his name to ensure his anonimity
>>925
Inspired the posting of "OMAE MONA" and caused the internet to rapidly populate with ACSII Cats.
>>929
Had a tiny penis until that one day at the gold smelting plant.
>>931 doesn't think it's funny because it was his pool.
>>932 was trying to get AIDS from the pool but ended up with crabs.
>>934 wishes he was just 1/1000 as cool as Carl Barks.
>>942 should know, after picking one up as a prostitute
>>944 is very knowledgeable when it comes to prostitution, as it's a topic of special interest for him.
>>945 is a moralist that ruins the fun for everybody else.
>>946 is an amoralist who has to take someone else's word for it
>>947 is a moral relativist who is too dumb to have any opinion about the subjetc.
>>950 got the contractions yesterday, gave birth to an evolutionary throwback today.