ITT we insult the poster above us [PART V] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 12:52

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

884 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 15:10

>>883 hurls asteroids at relativistic velocities into Earth when there aren't enough onions in his patty melt.

885 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 15:29

>>884 can't enjoy The Onion because he lacks a sense of humor.

886 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 16:26

>>885 lost his sense of humor back in Vietnam.

887 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 16:35

>>886 pulled our troops out of Vietnam so the north could conquer them without opposition and still thinks he did the right thing.

888 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾A＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:22

>>887 currently leads the USA as president

889 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:45

>>888 is a faggot that pretends to be Yaranaika Boon.

890 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾,..,＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:48

>>889 is Yaranaika Boon.

891 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 22:03

>>890 is Boon, and REALLY needs some dental work.

892 Name: AznDude : 1993-09-4935 01:24

Snorts pixy stix powder, and pretends to be high so people would call him cool.

893 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 02:06

>>892 is so high he accidentally insulted himself.

894 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾,..,＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 03:59

>>893 didnt know that his GET was prime.

895 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 04:12

>>894 is a math nerd that couldn't solve a differential equation.

896 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 11:42

>>895 is just a math nerd

897 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 13:33

>>896 is a fsggot who thinks god is made of cheeese

898 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 13:39

>>897 doesn't proofread his posts, and thinks 'faggot' is a clever and edgy insult.

899 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 17:33

>>898 couldn't come up with anything better than that.

900 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:11

>>899 didn't get 900GET

901 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:14

>>900 ruined 900GET for the rest of us

902 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:16

>>901 is just angry because he didn't get to ruin 900GET

903 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:42

>>902 is also angry, but because he has a small penis.

904 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 19:43

>>903 projects his impotent rage at strangers

905 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 22:21

>>904 has an impotent member.

906 Name: ⊂二二二（ ^,..,＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 00:23

>>905 couldn't please a cat with his member

907 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:10

>>906 shouldn't join any club that would accept him as a member.

908 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:11

>>906 thinks that a cat is fine too.

909 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:14

>>908　Is an うほ！良い男！(Whoa..sexy man!)

910 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:33

>>909, Yaranaika?

911 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 02:06

>>910 just shut the fuck up already.

912 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 02:09

>>911 was fucked up already.

913 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 05:17

>>912 forgot to insult >>907, and >>911 neglected to make the obvious punning association in his insult. You people make me sick.

914 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 07:15

>>913 makes himself sick.

915 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 09:11

>>914 makes sick into himself.

He literally attempts to craft sick into vague representations of himself. It's disgusting.

916 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 11:49

>>915's ignorance of the proper format is sculpting me out of chunky vomit

917 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 14:57

>>916 likes to eat at Chunky Vomit.

918 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 15:55

>>917 likes to post the yoshinoya rant

919 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 16:12

>>919 opposes kopipe and copypasta entirely, and thus is an Internet heretic.

920 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 16:57

>>918 u r dum

921 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 18:09

>>920 is depressingly subliterate.

922 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾,..,＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 20:35

>>921 hates little illiterate african children

923 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 20:38

>>922 uses some pretty weird posting name, with those commas and stuff. That's weird dude. Boon looks weird.

924 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 21:20

>>923 always diligently writes down ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ in this thread as his name to ensure his anonimity

925 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 21:35

>>924 is obsessed with posting and posts too much.

926 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 23:41

>>925
Inspired the posting of "OMAE MONA" and caused the internet to rapidly populate with ACSII Cats.

927 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 08:41

>>926 also

928 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 09:19

>>927 has far too little spare time.

929 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 22:00

>>928 has a tiny penis. Haha, I said penis!

930 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 23:33

>>929
Had a tiny penis until that one day at the gold smelting plant.

931 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 00:29

>>930 thinks "pool's closed due to AIDS" is funny

932 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 03:39

>>931 doesn't think it's funny because it was his pool.

933 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 04:42

>>932 was trying to get AIDS from the pool but ended up with crabs.

934 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 05:32

>>933 has crabs.

935 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 09:10

>>934 wishes he was just 1/1000 as cool as Carl Barks.

936 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 17:47

>>935 barks

937 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 18:25

>>936 whines and dances in place like he has to pee when he doesn't.

938 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 19:11

>>937 pees his pants

939 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 19:54

>>938 pees other people's pants.

940 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 20:16

>>939 pees his skirt

941 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 20:47

>>940 knows that >>939 is really a "he", and didn't let that slow him down any

942 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 23:52

>>941 learned it the hard way

943 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 00:28

>>942 should know, after picking one up as a prostitute

944 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 01:27

>>943 was the prostitute in question.

945 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 02:23

>>944 is very knowledgeable when it comes to prostitution, as it's a topic of special interest for him.

946 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 05:36

>>945 is a moralist that ruins the fun for everybody else.

947 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 13:06

>>946 is an amoralist who has to take someone else's word for it

948 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 20:50

>>947 is a moral relativist who is too dumb to have any opinion about the subjetc.

949 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 21:16

>>948 cannot spell "subject."

950 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 21:17

>>949 doesn't know how to use contractions.

951 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 22:12

>>950 got the contractions yesterday, gave birth to an evolutionary throwback today.

952 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 22:50

>>951 is >>950's son

953 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 23:42

>>952 is pregnant with assbabies

954 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 03:29

>>953 High on crack that belongs to the ass of a whale.

955 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 06:06

>>954 shaves whales for a living

956 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 08:04

>>956 doesn't heed the call to Shave the Whales.

957 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 15:28

>>956 saved me the trouble of insulting him by insulting himself.

958 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 16:10

I would mock >>957, but the challenge is gone.

959 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 21:08

The battle between >>958's brain and his dick is still undecided. The contest is about size, or rather, which one is smaller. Currently, scientists are devising a method to measure these sub-atomic dimensions. I'd bet on >>958's brain being larger though.

960 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 02:52

>>959's insults are too long.

961 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 03:05

>>960 has ADD

962 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 07:56

>>961 has AIDS

963 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 17:02

>>962 knows because he got in the pool even after it was closed.

964 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 09:54

>>963
sucks him self to sleep while shitting

965 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 11:36

>>964
has incontinence problems in general.

966 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 13:54

>>965 has intercontinental problems.

967 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:26

>>966 loves to suck dry dog dhit

968 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:39

>>967 defies all rational explanation

969 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:54

>>968 can't define "rational" or "explanation"

970 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:06

>>969 can't explain rational numbers

971 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:09

>>970 can't even count integers.

972 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:37

>>971 won an award from the 'International Commission for Idiots.'

973 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:42

>>972 never won an award.

974 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 19:35

>>973 was once awarded as a booby prize.

975 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 19:52

>>974 has no appreciation for members of genus sula

976 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 20:10

>>975 uses italics because he thinks it makes gratuitous big words picked up from wikipedia even more intelligent

977 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:29

>>976 USES ITALICS BECAUSE HIS MOTHER MOLESTED HIM DAILY

978 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:48

>>977 was molested by all Italy

979 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:55

>>978 Forgot about poland.

980 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:03

>>979's pole landed in Botswana (he was aiming for North Korea)

981 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:11

>>980's "pole" is more of a "pin"

982 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:59

>>981 forgot to let his wings take dream.

983 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 00:51

>>982 wonders about rumors on the Internets.

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