ITT we insult the poster above us [PART V] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 12:52

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

921 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 18:09

>>920 is depressingly subliterate.

922 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾,..,＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 20:35

>>921 hates little illiterate african children

923 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 20:38

>>922 uses some pretty weird posting name, with those commas and stuff. That's weird dude. Boon looks weird.

924 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 21:20

>>923 always diligently writes down ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ in this thread as his name to ensure his anonimity

925 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 21:35

>>924 is obsessed with posting and posts too much.

926 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 23:41

>>925
Inspired the posting of "OMAE MONA" and caused the internet to rapidly populate with ACSII Cats.

927 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 08:41

>>926 also

928 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 09:19

>>927 has far too little spare time.

929 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 22:00

>>928 has a tiny penis. Haha, I said penis!

930 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 23:33

>>929
Had a tiny penis until that one day at the gold smelting plant.

931 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 00:29

>>930 thinks "pool's closed due to AIDS" is funny

932 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 03:39

>>931 doesn't think it's funny because it was his pool.

933 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 04:42

>>932 was trying to get AIDS from the pool but ended up with crabs.

934 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 05:32

>>933 has crabs.

935 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 09:10

>>934 wishes he was just 1/1000 as cool as Carl Barks.

936 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 17:47

>>935 barks

937 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 18:25

>>936 whines and dances in place like he has to pee when he doesn't.

938 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 19:11

>>937 pees his pants

939 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 19:54

>>938 pees other people's pants.

940 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 20:16

>>939 pees his skirt

941 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 20:47

>>940 knows that >>939 is really a "he", and didn't let that slow him down any

942 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 23:52

>>941 learned it the hard way

943 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 00:28

>>942 should know, after picking one up as a prostitute

944 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 01:27

>>943 was the prostitute in question.

945 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 02:23

>>944 is very knowledgeable when it comes to prostitution, as it's a topic of special interest for him.

946 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 05:36

>>945 is a moralist that ruins the fun for everybody else.

947 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 13:06

>>946 is an amoralist who has to take someone else's word for it

948 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 20:50

>>947 is a moral relativist who is too dumb to have any opinion about the subjetc.

949 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 21:16

>>948 cannot spell "subject."

950 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 21:17

>>949 doesn't know how to use contractions.

951 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 22:12

>>950 got the contractions yesterday, gave birth to an evolutionary throwback today.

952 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 22:50

>>951 is >>950's son

953 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 23:42

>>952 is pregnant with assbabies

954 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 03:29

>>953 High on crack that belongs to the ass of a whale.

955 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 06:06

>>954 shaves whales for a living

956 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 08:04

>>956 doesn't heed the call to Shave the Whales.

957 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 15:28

>>956 saved me the trouble of insulting him by insulting himself.

958 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 16:10

I would mock >>957, but the challenge is gone.

959 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 21:08

The battle between >>958's brain and his dick is still undecided. The contest is about size, or rather, which one is smaller. Currently, scientists are devising a method to measure these sub-atomic dimensions. I'd bet on >>958's brain being larger though.

960 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 02:52

>>959's insults are too long.

961 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 03:05

>>960 has ADD

962 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 07:56

>>961 has AIDS

963 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 17:02

>>962 knows because he got in the pool even after it was closed.

964 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 09:54

>>963
sucks him self to sleep while shitting

965 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 11:36

>>964
has incontinence problems in general.

966 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 13:54

>>965 has intercontinental problems.

967 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:26

>>966 loves to suck dry dog dhit

968 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:39

>>967 defies all rational explanation

969 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:54

>>968 can't define "rational" or "explanation"

970 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:06

>>969 can't explain rational numbers

971 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:09

>>970 can't even count integers.

972 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:37

>>971 won an award from the 'International Commission for Idiots.'

973 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:42

>>972 never won an award.

974 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 19:35

>>973 was once awarded as a booby prize.

975 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 19:52

>>974 has no appreciation for members of genus sula

976 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 20:10

>>975 uses italics because he thinks it makes gratuitous big words picked up from wikipedia even more intelligent

977 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:29

>>976 USES ITALICS BECAUSE HIS MOTHER MOLESTED HIM DAILY

978 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:48

>>977 was molested by all Italy

979 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:55

>>978 Forgot about poland.

980 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:03

>>979's pole landed in Botswana (he was aiming for North Korea)

981 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:11

>>980's "pole" is more of a "pin"

982 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:59

>>981 forgot to let his wings take dream.

983 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 00:51

>>982 wonders about rumors on the Internets.

984 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 00:52

>>983 can't put food on his family.

985 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 01:52

>>984 is a pitbull on the pantleg of FAIL

986 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 01:53

>>984 is a pitbull on the pantleg of FAIL

987 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 02:01

>>985
>>984
Fails to understand time paradox.

988 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 03:27

>>987 has mailed thousands of fissions

989 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 03:32

>>988 believes that the Internet is a series of tubes.

990 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 04:00

>>989
Eats through a feeding tube

991 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 05:24

>>990 eats feets.

992 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 06:14

>>991 beats his meat

993 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 10:04

>>992 beats his meat. He actually beats chicken or steak into a paste like consistency with a whisk before eating it. It's just weird is all.

994 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 12:41

>>993 Asphyxiates Poultrey

995 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:10

>>994 strokes infant felines until they bleed

996 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:34

>>995 is the sole reason for the "Asians eat dogs and cats" Stereotype.

997 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:50

>>996 is the sole reason for the "lol Polacks r dum" series of jokes.

998 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:51

>>997 always laughs at those jokes

999 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:52

>>1-998 wouldn't know a good insult if it bit 'em in the ass. What a bunch of weak little posers.
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