ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VI] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:54

>>1 Couldnt start an original thread.

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:58

>>1 just couldn't leave well enough alone.

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 15:00

>>2 doesnt know what a good thing is when he sees it.

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 15:11

>>3 only recognizes such things in order to know what to despoil and fag up

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 15:29

>>4 only started posting in the last thread because it was close to 999.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 15:35

>>5 is starting to post in this thread simply because he wanted to get 999 for himself.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 16:04

>>6 doesn't have the mental fortitude to GET 999, so debases the attempts of others.

He'd be the guy standing at the bottom of Mount Everest shouting "Hey butthead, those are some uuu-u-u-gly boots!" to mountain climbers heading up the slope.

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 16:15

>>7 Knows what boots arnt ugly using the power of gay magic.

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 16:29

>>8 desperately wants everyone to think "gay magic" is funny.

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 16:45

>>9 secretly practices gay magic in his basement and lashes out at it every chance he gets in order to make up for his hidden shame.

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 16:45

>>9 desperately wants anyone to think he's funny.

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 17:47

>>10's a fag.

>>11 is special in that short bus kind of way.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 18:27

>>12 is projecting his qualities onto others.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 20:54

>>13 would too, but he has none

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 00:39

>>14 Is DQN

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 10:06

>>15 is VIP

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 10:36

>>16 is BU-N

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 11:09

>>17 is NEET

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 11:52

>>18 is OKAMA

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 12:33

>>19 is the fag that spammed http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22Join+the+Elitist+Superstructure+on+the+moon%22&btnG=Search

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 13:15

>>20 is YOZAN

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 17:52

>>21 is a gay magician

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 18:06

>>22 is only a butt-boy sorceror's apprentice

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 19:51

>>23 never even went to school.

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 22:54

>>24 is the headmaster of the gay magic school

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 23:33

>>25
Gave head to the master of the school in order to gain permission to study there.

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 06:29

>>26 Is the person who videotaped it and watches it every night masturbating furiously.

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 07:49

>>27 Is the guy who still thinks it's 1993.

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 09:07

>>28 IS GAY

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 13:30

>>29 does not have any gay magic.

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾,..,＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 15:04

>>30 invented gay magic

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 15:52

>>31 should go back to 4chan

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 17:39

>>32 Yo mama so fat she got man-boobs

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 17:54

>>33 yo mama so fat she wear an asteroid belt

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 17:55

STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 22:00

>>35 is a goodygoodytwo shoes that can only annoy but never insult anybody.

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 12:15

>>36 Was just replying to his own post to look cool.

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 04:05

>>37 is a Panda

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 17:12

>>38

Makes no god-damn sense.

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 18:02

>>39 is definitely panda

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 19:22

>>40 is a no good dirty rotten panda.

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 22:22

>>41 mistakes zebras for pandas.

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 22:48

>>42 mistakes pandas for zebras

44 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 22:57

>>43 makes stuffed pandas and zebras

45 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 00:08

You don't want to know what >>44 does with stuffed pandas and zebras.

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 00:20

>>45 fights like a dairy farmer.

47 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 02:59

>>46 appropriately fights like a cow

48 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 03:13

>>47 inappropriately touches cows

49 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 03:27

>>48 is a cow. And he LIKES it.

50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 03:56

>>49 is a self-hating cow.

51 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 04:32

>>50 is a side of pork, lightly grilled and served in a delicate barbecue sauce.

52 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 06:23

>>51 Has No Sauce.

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 10:43

>>52 is too stupid to eat when he's hungry.

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 11:15

>>53 is too stupid to breath when he's ...in need of oxygen.

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 11:30

>>54 misspelled "breathe"

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 11:46

>>55 didn't understand that >>54 was already out of breath. Give the fool a break, bastard!

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 15:31

>>56 has gills and doesn't even have any lungs.

58 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 15:40

>>57 has neither gills nor lungs. He uses a primitive gas exchange method using stomas in his leaves.

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 18:37

>>58's stomach uses a primitive gas exchange method to rake leaves.

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 20:14

>>59 is just plain smelly.

61 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 20:23

>>60 is currently being raked by >>59, hence the complaint.

62 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 23:49

>>61 is last year's leaves, revealed by the creeping spring

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 00:48

>>62 asegksgmj4y sMwh4eWn wetwu3h.

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 00:52

>>63 hurt his nose.

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 00:55

>>64 doesn't know it's not bacon.

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 01:35

>>65 can't believe it's not butter.

67 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 02:54

>>66 is a butter cow.

68 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 05:42

>>67 is a bitter sow.

69 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 11:02

>>68 is a botter on wow

70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 13:39

>>69 is the one who petitioned them to add the "botter" class to WoW in the first place

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 15:10

>>70 has been playing WoW continuously for 70 hours.

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 15:55

>>71 has been playing WoW continuously for 70 hours too.

However, he doesn't get up for bathroom breaks.

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 18:41

>>72 circumvented the problems >>71 is facing, by installing computer and internet on the toilet and playing WoW from there for 70 hours straight.

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 20:11

>>73 has been playing pocket pool for 70 hours straight

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 21:04

>>74 is the international champion of the five-finger trick shot

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 22:01

>>75 wishes he had something he was good at.

77 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 22:01

>>75 wishes he had something he was good at.

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 22:33

>>76 >>77 wishes there was something he was competent at.

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 22:55

>>78 can lick my ass

80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 02:20

>>79 licks his own ass, and isn't even a dog.

81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 02:47

>>80 licks his dog, and isn't even an ass

82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 03:44

>>81 is an ass and licks itself.

How is unknown.

83 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 04:08

Lots of things are unknown to >>82.

84 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 07:55

>>82 wishes he knew left from right.

85 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 10:20

>>84
takes 4 hours to come up with an insult

86 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 12:46

>>85 took five hours to read >>84's insult.

87 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 13:19

>>86 took six hours to put his mittens on before posting that.

88 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 15:09

>>87 doesn't even have mittens to put on his hands.

89 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 16:16

>>88 has trouble typing with mittens on.

90 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 16:50

>>89 has mittens typing with trouble on.

91 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 17:11

>>90's wit is amazingly untelligent

92 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 19:52

>>91 invents words because he has trouble using the existing ones

93 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 19:57

>>92
used a spell checker so he doesnt make the same mistake

94 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 22:24

>>93 can't figure out how to use a spell checker.

95 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 22:30

>>94 keeps making spellchecking insults even if they've already been gone over seventy thousand times

96 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 22:52

Your farts smell, >>95

97 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 03:07

>>96 belabors the obvious.

98 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 04:25

>>97 belabors to poop.

99 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 06:00

>>98 poops to conquer.

100 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 06:34

>>99 surrendered to >>98

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