ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VI] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:54

>>1 Couldnt start an original thread.

801 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 10:10

>>800 took forever to finally come up with an insult.

802 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 11:02

>>801 didn't even acknowledge how bad >>800 GET was.

803 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 12:24

>>802's skill is insufficient to secure a GET

804 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 17:49

>>803 is a big poopyhead.

805 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 18:22

>>804 is a little poopyhead.

806 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 18:32

>>805 is a poopyhead of only average size.

807 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 19:33

>>806 is obsessed with statistics.

808 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 19:35

>>807 failed A-level statistics and has been surly on the subject ever since.

809 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 20:17

>>808 is a statistician, and pretends it's not a useless profession.

810 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 20:21

>>809 has no profession, and was seriously embarrased by King Leonidas.

811 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 21:49

>>810 is not SPARTAAAA! ::kick::

812 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 22:58

>>811 thinks it's an insult to not be a meme.

813 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 23:13

>>812 wishes to be a meme.

814 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 02:01

>>813 clearly doesn't understand what a "meme" is.

815 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 03:06

>>814, like most of the ignorant shitheads on the internet, erroneously thinks a "meme" is a catchphrase.

816 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 03:10

>>815, like most ignorant shitheads on the internet, erroneously thinks a "meme" is a status.

817 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 05:49

>>816 wanks to pictures of Milhouse.

818 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 06:28

>>817 is not a meme is a meme

819 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 09:35

>>818 wishes he was a meme

820 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 10:24

>>819's creativity barely stretches to doing variations of other people's insults.

821 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 12:02

>>820, being king of the wankers, merely pointed out a flaw in the previous poster's personality rather than actually insult him. >>820 is a dicknosed pus head.

822 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 14:54

>>821 is a pus-nosed dick head.

823 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 15:09

>>822 is a dick-pussed nose head.

824 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 15:24

>>823 is just a variation of his mother

825 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 17:24

>>824 does >>824's mother.

826 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 23:13

>>825 is >>824's mother

827 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 01:27

>>826 is William Shatner's toupe

828 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 06:20

>>827 are the words spoken by William Shatner

829 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 06:22

>>828 tried to weld Spock ears to his 'head'.

830 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 08:48

>>829 succeeded.

831 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 08:51

>>830 dreams of getting head from Spock while fondling his ears.

832 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 08:55

Doesn't everyone? >>831 is a freak for thinking that's wrong somehow.

833 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 12:07

>>832 pre-empted my withering insult out of fear

834 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 12:15

>>833 is only afraid of one thing, and that is Sailor Bubba dancing the Lucky Star OP dance.

835 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 17:11

>>834 thought he could not be topped.

He was wrong.

So very horribly wrong.

836 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 23:47

>>835 still trying to shut down 'inactive systems' in his taskmanager

837 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 00:33

>>836's brain is an inactive system, that his mother shutdown with prenatal whiskey.

838 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 16:53

>>837's mother stinks down there.

839 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 16:58

>>838 can't get laid

840 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 17:36

>>839 was refused a date with >>838.

841 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 18:16

>>840 was refused a date with a Panda

842 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 19:35

>>841 went all the way with a panda...

843 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 19:58

>>842 was rejected by the same panda not but 2 nights prior.

844 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 20:13

>>843 was the panda.

845 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 21:17

>>844 wishes to be that little panda.

846 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 23:14

>>845 Dressed in a panda fur suit in order to meet other pandas.

847 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 23:32

>>846 sold >>845 his panda fursuit, but secretly covered it in bee pheromones.

848 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 01:53

>>847 sold >>846 his bee pheromones that he uses to fornicate with bee hives.
>>847 is a formicophiliac and can no longer ejaculate do to hardened beeswax in his urethra.

849 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 02:24

>>848 has an unusually small urethra.

850 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 07:49

>>849 claims to be an atheist and also claims to live by the 10 commandments

851 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 13:42

>>850's claims are patently absurd.

852 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 14:28

>>851 is only good at pointing pointing out the obvious.

853 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 15:29

Small children point and laugh at >>852.

854 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 17:37

Small children run from >>853

855 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 17:40

Small children maul >>854

856 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 18:32

Small children jump and stone >>855

857 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 19:11

>>856 is a product of the small children's hivemind.

858 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 19:12

>>853,854,855,856 are the small children

859 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 19:15

>>858 is slower than all the small children on the short bus combined.

860 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 22:51

>>859 drives the shortbus and aspires to nothing higher.

861 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 00:41

>>860 incessantly complains about >>859's choice of radio station.

862 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 00:56

>>861 didn't pass the test to drive a shortbus

863 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 03:48

>>862 Couldn't pass the low standards of the Chinese driver's license test, but managed to pass American Middle School because >>862 bought a bogus test paper and never was caught.

864 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 09:54

>>863 is a Chinese panda.

865 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 10:25

>>864 hates pandas and is plotting their genocide.

866 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 11:00

>>865's fursuit is not flameproof.

867 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 12:29

>>866 made sure of that, working at Uncle Bubba's Genuine Asbestos-Free Fursuit Factory.

868 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:26

>>867 took it in the ass from Uncle Bubba himself.

869 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:30

>>868 knows, because he is Uncle Bubba.

870 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 15:24

>>869 envies Uncle Bubba.
You sick furry freaks.

871 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 16:53

>>870 is a closet furry.

872 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 17:11

>>871 stopped being in the closet about his fursona decades ago.

873 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 17:28

>>872 has a closet full of fursuits.

874 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 18:16

>>873 keeps his fursuits in plain view.

875 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 20:46

>>874 never stops wearing his only fursuit.

876 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 21:29

>>875 is an empty fursuit brought to life by gay magic.

877 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 23:45

>>876 is the gay magician who brought >>875 to life.

878 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 06:32

>>877 brings gay magic to life.

879 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 06:41

>>878 envies >>875-878.

880 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 06:41

>>878 envies >>875-877.

881 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 06:42

Disregard that, >>879 sucks cocks just like the rest of those "whoops, clicked Reply too early" wannabes.

882 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 09:37

>>879-881 can't even post comptently.

883 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 10:48

>>882 would fail a spelling fleam if he ever atempted one

884 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 10:50

>>882 can't even spell "competently" competently.

885 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 13:15

However competent at spelling, >>884 could not refresh in time

886 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 13:49

>>885 refreshes bedpans for a living, and enjoys his calling thoroughly.

887 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 14:27

>>886 doesn't enjoy refreshing bedpans, but still makes it a habit of it on a daily basis, with his tongue.

888 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 15:17

>>887 lost his tongue in his great war with the mouse-trap.

889 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 15:38

>>888 lost his mousetrap in his great war with the mice.

890 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 16:12

>>889 lost his mouse in the great war with things falling behind the desk.

891 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 16:23

>>890 lost his trouser-snake in between the desk and the wall.

892 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 16:27

>>891 lost his wall in the fall of Soviet Communism.

893 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 20:41

>>892 is off the wall.

894 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 20:51

>>893 is in the well.

895 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 21:16

>>894 tried to tell people about >>893, but his barks went unheeded. Should have cleaned your fur better, wannabe Lassie!

896 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 21:40

>>895 is a nerd faggot no life loser

897 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 21:59

>>895 is rubber, >>896 is glue.

898 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 22:01

>>897 has a rubber dong glued to his forehead

899 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 22:16

>>898 isn't half as good as a rubber dong.

900 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 00:34

>>899 isn't as good as one 900(get)th of a rubber dong

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