>>701 saw the film "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", now he never answers the door because he's scared it might be someone he insulted on the internet
>>703 only gets visitors from the FBI interested in the contents of his hard drive.
>>704 only gets visitors from the KKK interested in the hours when he is home alone.
>>705 only gets grammarians who can't parse his garbled attempts at insults.
>>706 only gets nerds who use the word "parse" in everyday conversation.
>>709 keeps falling in love with clippy, the helpful microsoft office aid.
>>710 keeps falling in love with cocky, the helpful marital aid.
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>>714 can't even form a coherent sentence, let alone insult anyone!
>>715 can't even form a coherent erection, let alone have sex with anyone!
>>716's country can't even hold a coherent election, let alone vote for anyone!
>>717 thinks the impossiblility theory is bunk and believes fair elections can actually be held
>>719 has fantasies about having a bigger wand then his cat.
>>723 doesn't know how to stash prons, resulting in embarassment for both his family members and himself
>>724 stashes his incest prons in full view of his family members, but they still haven't taken the hint
>>725 father picked up on his sister's hints, and he was conceived soon after.
>>727 was born as a result of neanderthal weapon research
>>728 was not born, he hatched from a lump of concentrated interbutts stupidity.
>>733 is unaware of the superior nutritional content of watches
>>734 watches the watchmen, and they give him a raging boner.
>>742 tried the sundial, but nobody picked up the phone, so it must be defective
>>743 just got a new job working at a call center on the surface of the sun. The commute is a bit of a drag, but the weather can't be beat.
>>744 just got fired from his job at the call center at Loserville, and has spent the entire week trying to figure out how to operate a bare razor-blade.
>>745 is an expert razor blade operator, and speaks frequently of his experiences on his livejournal.
>>749 has an above average colon count on his keyboard
>>756 enjoys panda mutilation, whether the panda is the victim or the perpetrator.
>>758 thinks fiat money is banknotes issued by an italian carmanufacturer
>>759 Tried to catch a panda by shoving a bamboo rod up his ass.
>>762 is widely regarded as one of the dumbest imbeciles among the top 2% of the most moronic fools.
>>766 attempted to purchase a plot of land on the North Pole
>>767's coordinates are >90° in both latitude and longitude.
>>767 went all the way to the geographical north pole, planted a real pole and attempted to take the full length up his ass so that he could claim to be aimed at the south in every horizontal direction while getting off.
>>773 has toxic fungi growing on his scalp underneath that hat.
>>775 knows karate, but karate wants nothing to do with him.
>>776 wishes to know karate, because he thinks it will give him the ability to levitate.
>>777 Tried to learn Karate by playing an action movie at the same time he was asleep, and hoped to learn the same way he learned math in elementary school.
>>781 failed at life, unfortunately he is not a bad enough dude to become an hero.
>>786 has an unhealthy obsession with pandas that he frequently acts out.
>>787 frequently acts with unhealthy pandas that he has out, an obsession.
>>792 needs to study his fecal classification handbook more.
>>793 studies his fecal classification handbook too much.