ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VI] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:54

>>1 Couldnt start an original thread.

163 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 17:01

>>162 's goat is a heavy pet.

164 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 04:34

>>163, wherein art thou good, but to taste sack and drink it? Wherein neat and cleanly, but to carve a capon and eat it? Wherein cunning, but in craft? Wherein crafty but in villainy? Wherein villainous, but in all things? Wherein worthy but in nothing?

165 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 10:42

>>164 Is a faggy drama student.

166 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 12:51

>>165 is a faggy drama teacher.

167 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 14:59

>>166 gave acting lessons to Elton John

168 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 16:10

>>167 gave Elton John a reacharound.

169 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 18:22

>>168 fapped to what he just posted

170 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 18:26

>>169 had to reach around >>168 to type his insult

171 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 22:47

>>170 had to wait two hours locked outside of his own house by >>168 and >>169 before he could use his own computer again.

172 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 07:07

>>171 is a backward cretin

173 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 10:06

>>172 is a niterc brawkcab

174 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 10:51

Enough fucking around, >>173. Let's get down to brass tacks, here.

How much is it going to cost to lock you up in a cabinet and pump you all full of my babies.

I want to pay you money to make you stop talking and start ovulating in your rectum.

The only writing you are going to be doing is letters to the fat chinese midwife.

It doesn't matter how many degrees and PHD's you have in the dark.

I have buckets of popcorn shrimp on hand to eat while fucking.

There are fresh linens and towels for the afterbirth.

The neighbors might complain about the smell.

They might be awoken be your moaning.

Your colon is my sodomy uterus.

Im gonna fuck your butt.

Make some butt baby.

So how much, huh.

Lets negotiate.

Like jews.

Faggot.

<3

175 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 10:55

>>174 feels too smart to make short posts but is forced to do so when talking about itself.

176 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 10:58

>>175 breeds his cats by hand.

177 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:43

>>176 kneads his cats by hand.

178 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 16:08

>>177 beats his meat by hand.

179 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 21:43

>>178 is a Panda

180 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 08:30

>>179 is an Adnap

181 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 20:04

>>180 describes hismelf as xtreme

182 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 21:18

>>181 has abnormal spelling issues

183 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 23:03

>>182 is a very abnormal panda.

184 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 00:49

>>183 is a banana palm dry over

185 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 01:57

>>184 has no bananas

186 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 08:01

>>185 is very badly confused by the "yes, we have no bananas" song.

187 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 21:08

>>186 has a lovely bunch of coconuts

188 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 21:14

>>187 sticks his prick into fruits.

189 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 21:54

>>188 sticks fruits into pricks.

190 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 22:17

>>189 enjoys the fruity flavor of >>188's semen.

191 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 00:37

>>190 speaks from experience.

192 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 04:43

>>191 Is the sole proprietor of said experience.

193 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 05:04

>>192 has no experience (lv. 0)

194 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 06:15

>>193 outsources his levelling to Corea

195 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 08:50

>>194 outsourced his wife to hookers

196 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 09:05

>>195 sources his life from onlookers

197 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 12:17

>>196 is Pandarr, leader of the evil panda conglomerate.

198 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 14:44

>>197 has wasted most of his miserable life trying so hard to make "is a Panda" funny to anyone other than himself.

199 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 16:29

>>198 is dumb for pointing out the obvious.

200 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 16:40

>>199 is obviously dumb

201 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 17:25

>>200 is oblivious

202 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 19:34

>>201 is that spastic idiot who rushes to post the obvious post, and then comments about it being "obligatory".

203 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 20:06

>>202 is the outsider that everybody thinks is a bit odd in the head.

204 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 20:54

>>203 is Osaka

205 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 21:30

>>204 is that person who doesn't quite fit in at the 'outsiders in America convention.'

206 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 21:32

>>205 is too big to fit outside

207 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 21:42

>>206 is too fit to outside big.

208 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 22:03

>>207 pills his forgot this morning

209 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 22:27

>>208 was one of the dorks that listed his belief as Jedi knight in the UK religion survey.

210 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 22:50

>>209 is a "progressive" athenian

211 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 23:14

>>210
Thinks Athena was first created for Famicom.

212 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 02:22

>>211 is the asshole in the theater who loudly points out the historical inaccuracies in 300.

213 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 03:33

>>212 is a penis.

214 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 05:28

>>213 is a turtle with a penis-shaped head.

215 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 17:07

>>214 is a turtle shaped like a Panda.

216 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 18:09

>>215 is STILL trying to make the word Panda funny.

217 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 19:41

>>>216 Doesn't like pandas.

218 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 19:43

>>217 is the freak in the theater who explains mr. Beans jokes to the audience

219 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 20:23

>>218 is the only one who's glad to hear those explanations because he's a big fat neckbearded dumbass.

220 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 20:25

>>219 has a neckbeard fettish.

221 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 21:41

>>220 has a bobba fettish.

222 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 22:29

>>221 spends more time collecting Star Wars toys than seeking girls.

223 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 00:53

>>222 spends more time collecting girls than seeking Star Wars.

224 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 00:56

>>223 spends more time seeking collecting than girls Star Wars.

225 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 04:04

>>224 spends more time collecting seekers than Star Wars girls.

226 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 06:53

>>225 goes too far in one direction

227 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 07:14

>>226 doesnt know left from up.

228 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 14:54

>>227
Has an erect penis that points 7.5 degrees to the left.

229 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 15:08

>>229 did not pass geometry.

230 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 19:13

>>229 insults himself.

231 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 20:35

>>230 insults those who insult themselves.

232 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 22:00

>>232 IS totally awesome.

233 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 23:05

>>232 is the idiot whose comment managed to get deleted by mod in the science board.

234 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 23:51

>>233 is an autistic scientist who doesn't get humor.

235 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 01:49

>>234 is a comedian

236 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 03:54

>>235 is no good at insults at all

237 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 06:54

>>>236 Doesn't appreciate rich humour.

238 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 07:30

>>237 doesnt know how to quote

239 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 07:31

>>237 has Parkinson's.

240 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 07:37

>>239 IS SLOW

241 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 09:40

>>240 likes my cooking

242 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 10:01

>>241 doesn't have any spoons

243 Name: sage : 1993-09-4965 11:49

>>242 is a bent spoon itself.

244 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 13:57

>>243 is a sage

245 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 18:57

>>244 is a ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃

246 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 20:54

>>245 only ever wears 24-carat bling

247 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 03:34

>>246 Can't afford bling.

248 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 06:21

>>247 is helping perpetuate the making of shitty rap music.

249 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 09:13

>>248 Can't afford bling.

250 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 11:49

>>249 Is a capitalist

251 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 12:37

>>250 Is a communist

252 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 13:23

>>251 is an objectivist

253 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 13:31

>>252 shagged Atlas.

254 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 15:14

>>253 cannot hold the entire world on his shoulders.

255 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 15:16

>>254 can't lift up an entire bag of potato chips.

256 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 17:37

>>255 sucks.

257 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 17:56

>>256 sucks black ducks.

258 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 18:40

>>257 sucks black dicks.

259 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 21:27

>>258 ducks sack bucks

260 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 22:31

>>259 thinks he's speaking Japanese.

261 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 00:49

>>260 is speaking Japanese.

262 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 01:09

>>261 is leaking Japanese.

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