ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VI] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:54

>>1 Couldnt start an original thread.

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 12:15

>>36 Was just replying to his own post to look cool.

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 04:05

>>37 is a Panda

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 17:12

>>38

Makes no god-damn sense.

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 18:02

>>39 is definitely panda

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 19:22

>>40 is a no good dirty rotten panda.

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 22:22

>>41 mistakes zebras for pandas.

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 22:48

>>42 mistakes pandas for zebras

44 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 22:57

>>43 makes stuffed pandas and zebras

45 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 00:08

You don't want to know what >>44 does with stuffed pandas and zebras.

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 00:20

>>45 fights like a dairy farmer.

47 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 02:59

>>46 appropriately fights like a cow

48 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 03:13

>>47 inappropriately touches cows

49 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 03:27

>>48 is a cow. And he LIKES it.

50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 03:56

>>49 is a self-hating cow.

51 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 04:32

>>50 is a side of pork, lightly grilled and served in a delicate barbecue sauce.

52 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 06:23

>>51 Has No Sauce.

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 10:43

>>52 is too stupid to eat when he's hungry.

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 11:15

>>53 is too stupid to breath when he's ...in need of oxygen.

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 11:30

>>54 misspelled "breathe"

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 11:46

>>55 didn't understand that >>54 was already out of breath. Give the fool a break, bastard!

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 15:31

>>56 has gills and doesn't even have any lungs.

58 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 15:40

>>57 has neither gills nor lungs. He uses a primitive gas exchange method using stomas in his leaves.

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 18:37

>>58's stomach uses a primitive gas exchange method to rake leaves.

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 20:14

>>59 is just plain smelly.

61 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 20:23

>>60 is currently being raked by >>59, hence the complaint.

62 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 23:49

>>61 is last year's leaves, revealed by the creeping spring

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 00:48

>>62 asegksgmj4y sMwh4eWn wetwu3h.

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 00:52

>>63 hurt his nose.

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 00:55

>>64 doesn't know it's not bacon.

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 01:35

>>65 can't believe it's not butter.

67 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 02:54

>>66 is a butter cow.

68 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 05:42

>>67 is a bitter sow.

69 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 11:02

>>68 is a botter on wow

70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 13:39

>>69 is the one who petitioned them to add the "botter" class to WoW in the first place

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 15:10

>>70 has been playing WoW continuously for 70 hours.

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 15:55

>>71 has been playing WoW continuously for 70 hours too.

However, he doesn't get up for bathroom breaks.

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 18:41

>>72 circumvented the problems >>71 is facing, by installing computer and internet on the toilet and playing WoW from there for 70 hours straight.

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 20:11

>>73 has been playing pocket pool for 70 hours straight

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 21:04

>>74 is the international champion of the five-finger trick shot

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 22:01

>>75 wishes he had something he was good at.

77 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 22:01

>>75 wishes he had something he was good at.

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 22:33

>>76 >>77 wishes there was something he was competent at.

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 22:55

>>78 can lick my ass

80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 02:20

>>79 licks his own ass, and isn't even a dog.

81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 02:47

>>80 licks his dog, and isn't even an ass

82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 03:44

>>81 is an ass and licks itself.

How is unknown.

83 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 04:08

Lots of things are unknown to >>82.

84 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 07:55

>>82 wishes he knew left from right.

85 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 10:20

>>84
takes 4 hours to come up with an insult

86 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 12:46

>>85 took five hours to read >>84's insult.

87 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 13:19

>>86 took six hours to put his mittens on before posting that.

88 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 15:09

>>87 doesn't even have mittens to put on his hands.

89 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 16:16

>>88 has trouble typing with mittens on.

90 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 16:50

>>89 has mittens typing with trouble on.

91 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 17:11

>>90's wit is amazingly untelligent

92 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 19:52

>>91 invents words because he has trouble using the existing ones

93 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 19:57

>>92
used a spell checker so he doesnt make the same mistake

94 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 22:24

>>93 can't figure out how to use a spell checker.

95 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 22:30

>>94 keeps making spellchecking insults even if they've already been gone over seventy thousand times

96 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 22:52

Your farts smell, >>95

97 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 03:07

>>96 belabors the obvious.

98 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 04:25

>>97 belabors to poop.

99 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 06:00

>>98 poops to conquer.

100 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 06:34

>>99 surrendered to >>98

101 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 07:51

>>100 likes to watch

102 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 10:04

>>101 participates in it

103 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 10:05

>>102 is ambiguous

104 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 13:44

>>103 is just gay.

105 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 14:01

>>104 isn't, but performs gay magic anyway

106 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 15:39

>>105 doesn't understand the concept of metrosexuality.

107 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 15:39

Λ__Λ
　（　ﾟ mﾟ） >>105 isn't into the whole heterosexuality thing
　（　　　）

108 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 15:45

>>107 is so straight that just hearing about metrosexuality caused his ears to fall off.

109 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 17:48

>>108 is gay for >>107's severed ears

110 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 20:57

>>109 is severe about >>108's eared gays

111 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 21:20

It was a cool spring morn when I first met >>110. He was a young ruffian, a rogue, a cad, a jackanape, his rakish hair coqued half over one eye, and his pressed white summer suit playing bashfully across his juvenile frame. "Ho!" I called, "Ho there! I say! Care for a spot of badminton?" I waited for a reply, but >>110 had already sprung off, sauntering madly down the garden path, out of earshot. I looked after him, a half smile dancing across my face. "You young fool, >>110," I thought, "You young fool. That's all you'll ever be."

112 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 21:20

>>110 is grammar failure

113 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 21:46

>>112 is a failure like his grandma

114 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 23:16

>>113 survived the abortion.

And was 10 at the time.

115 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 02:24

>>114 has a dossier on all the 10 year olds in his neighborhood

116 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 02:53

>>115 wishes he were the kind of guy there's something to make a dossier about

117 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 17:36

>>116 is the Elitist Superstructure's sleeper agent

118 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 18:35

>>117 did not acknowledge the cool of >>111

119 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 18:49

>>118 did not acknowledge the tool of GAY MAGIC

120 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 21:43

>>120 cannot even cast a Gay Magic spell.

121 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 08:19

>>120 insulted himself.

122 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 08:45

>>121 pretentiously thinks himself clever for sarcastically stating the obvious whilst failing to complete the objective of the thread.

123 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 15:48

>>122 condescendingly deems grandiloquence and using British jargon to be the mediums through which one attempts to sound intelligent.

124 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 17:36

>>123 is idiot

125 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 18:30

>>124 stupidhead

126 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 19:13

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1174701095/ reply so we can leave this board with peace, knowing the idiots like you who hang out here.

127 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 19:51

>>126 is a pathological nostalgician

128 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 19:53

I thank >>127 for the reply. ja nee. mata, rai sekai.

129 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 07:07

>>128 is a Panda

130 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 08:32

>>129 is bread (パンだ）

131 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 16:59

>>130 is >>128.

132 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 17:11

>>131 is the reason DQN is so horrible these days

133 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 19:18

>>132 is the reason DQN is so wonderful these days

134 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 19:39

>>133 has low standards

135 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 19:49

>>134 is the reason for the low standards.

136 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 20:04

>>135 has double standards.

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