>>466's wand is far too small to contain any gay magic.
>>470 feels left out for not being raped by a panda in his childhood.
>>478 manages to confound with his idea of what an "insult" is.
>>479 manages to insult with his idea of what "confound" is.
>>482's minority is too large for this margin to contain
>>486 thinks he is hilarious for using a lame insult that has been already been used multiple times.
>>494 thought the Atkins diet meant eating the Atkinses of the world.
>>497
thinks he did a combo but just doesnt understand the rules
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>>501 is a fat animal that eats bamboo shoots and just kind of sits there
>>503 is a fat neckbeard that eats fat animals that eat bamboo shoots and just kind of sit there and just kind of sits there in his mom's basement
>>514 found out too late that getting anally raped hurts far less than bleaching the butthole.
>>515 DUN! dundundundundun! dundundundundundundundundun!
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ﾘ(l|ﾟ -ﾟﾉlﾘ ,,..､;;:〜-:''"ﾞ⌒ﾞ 彡 ,, ⌒ヽ ミ彡"
(っi==m==:::ﾞ:ﾞ '"ﾞ ミ彡）彡''"
く/li〉 ｀`ﾞ⌒｀ﾞ"''〜-､:;;, >>515-521 ） 彡,,ノ彡〜''"
し'ﾉ ﾞ⌒｀ﾞ"''〜-､,, ,,彡（⌒）ゝ'"
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>>522 couldn't come up with an insult and had to resort to unicode art
>>523 is jealous and probably saved it to his notepad already.
>>525 is jealous and probably wishes he still had the ability to.
>>526
Spock dove at Jim's belly again with his mouth, even as Jim fumbled around with his hands trying to pull Spock into some kind of position condusive to sex. His penis ground into Spock's chest hair, wanting attention. But Spock was apparently preparing Jim's middle for something. He was leaving much more saliva across his skin than such body-licking would usually warrant.
Then he hauled himself up and positioned himself so that his erection jutted into Jim's belly fat. His face inches away from Jim's, he brushed a quick kiss onto his bondmate's mouth before thrusting against him.
The smooth, sensitive skin on Jim's stomach was new to the sensation of being fucked, and it was highly arousing to feel Spock's genitalia moving against a part of his body it didn't usually touch. Spock wrapped his thighs around Jim's penis so that it could slide comfortably into the crevice between Spock's buttocks, with Spock's balls resting on top of it. "Mmmmhhh."
Spock ran his fingers into the Jim's thick, graying hair and cradled his head with both hands. It was close enough to a meld for Jim to feel the essence of Spock's being humming away inside his consciousness. He loved this alien so much, this man who had been part of him for so many years... his loyal friend who had fought with him, explored with him, spent shore leaves and quiet nights with him, and was now making love to his stomach.
>>533 can't hold a conversation IRL without using running gags from 4chan.
>>548 Is sexually attracted to people with extra chromosomes.
>>553's real name is "General Fail." However, he seems to lack privates.
zing
>>554 is known as the analphabetic General Failure among his peers
>559 makes no sense.