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>>522 couldn't come up with an insult and had to resort to unicode art
>>523 is jealous and probably saved it to his notepad already.
>>525 is jealous and probably wishes he still had the ability to.
>>526
Spock dove at Jim's belly again with his mouth, even as Jim fumbled around with his hands trying to pull Spock into some kind of position condusive to sex. His penis ground into Spock's chest hair, wanting attention. But Spock was apparently preparing Jim's middle for something. He was leaving much more saliva across his skin than such body-licking would usually warrant.
Then he hauled himself up and positioned himself so that his erection jutted into Jim's belly fat. His face inches away from Jim's, he brushed a quick kiss onto his bondmate's mouth before thrusting against him.
The smooth, sensitive skin on Jim's stomach was new to the sensation of being fucked, and it was highly arousing to feel Spock's genitalia moving against a part of his body it didn't usually touch. Spock wrapped his thighs around Jim's penis so that it could slide comfortably into the crevice between Spock's buttocks, with Spock's balls resting on top of it. "Mmmmhhh."
Spock ran his fingers into the Jim's thick, graying hair and cradled his head with both hands. It was close enough to a meld for Jim to feel the essence of Spock's being humming away inside his consciousness. He loved this alien so much, this man who had been part of him for so many years... his loyal friend who had fought with him, explored with him, spent shore leaves and quiet nights with him, and was now making love to his stomach.
>>533 can't hold a conversation IRL without using running gags from 4chan.
>>548 Is sexually attracted to people with extra chromosomes.
>>553's real name is "General Fail." However, he seems to lack privates.
zing
>>554 is known as the analphabetic General Failure among his peers
>559 makes no sense.
>>564 is an environmentalist trying to save the Bamboo, and wishes a slow death upon all Pandas and Panda-related insults.
>>570 can't leave the whole "gay magic" thing alone, because he still thinks it is funny
>>571 can't leave the whole "gay magic" thing alone, because he still finds it stupid and annoying.
>>574 walks up to the table of three Japanese men at a small restaurant in Butlerville, Ohio. When she gets to the table,
>>578's hairy, stretched boobs turned out to be a usefull cleaning tool.
>>580 seems a bit confused. Actually, he's totally out of it. I think he's on the pot.
>>583 Cant afford a chamberpot and has to use public restrooms.
>>584 is a rabid homeless man that lives in public restrooms.
>>584 is a pretentious chamberpot fanboy and won't take anything less than a solid gold latrine.
>>590 is the cube root of 205379000, the limit of k=0 sigma 590 k+1, and is the result of the tangental value of an angle approximately 89.9028886 degrees. And he sucks cocks.
>>591 sentenced himself to a painful and verbose death
>>598 thinks somebody would actually want to be the god of the retards in DQN; how absurd!
>>602 is a giant panda whose lack of procreation is destroying his species
>>608 Bought hips because he thought it would cure his AIDS
>>609 Bought The Cure because he thought it'd make his AIDS hip.
>>610 Bought Cancer because he thought it would cure the AIDS in his hip.
>>611 carries on a joke for far too long. Watching the humour being extracting is just excruciating.
>>611 carries on a joke for far too long. Watching the humour being extracted is just excruciating.
>>615 sits on a fencepost