>>643 once attempted to sniff glue by pouring it into his nostrils.
>>644 wishes that glue WAS the worst thing he had ever put in his nose.
>>646 Has no need for a wand when he practices gay magic; he uses his nose instead.
>>647 just uses his own "wand" to practice gay magic, if you know what I mean.
>>648 sure does love that moronic "gay magic" bullshit.
This whole thread is a testament to why DQN sucks now.
>>652 desires the "penu" part rather than the "vaginu" part.
>>654 has publicly shared his SAT score in his posting. Combined SAT score.
Likes to have sex with random men at bathrooms of gay bars.
>>661 sticks his pOnOs in cold metallic clockwork ladies
>>663 was openly hated by his parents, and with good reason. Bedwetter.
>>664 openly hated his parents, and with good reason. Bedwetters.
>>669 is obsessed with shota
(also, this is 668 here, I'm not 662, only the mods know for sure)
>>677 is intimately familiar with avian anatomy, particularly the rectum
>>680 Is proud of the fact that he's made out of seagull fecal matter.
I predict >>695 is incapable of insulting people in the future too.
>>698 figured someone else could call the cops about it.
>>701 saw the film "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", now he never answers the door because he's scared it might be someone he insulted on the internet
>>703 only gets visitors from the FBI interested in the contents of his hard drive.
>>704 only gets visitors from the KKK interested in the hours when he is home alone.
>>705 only gets grammarians who can't parse his garbled attempts at insults.
>>706 only gets nerds who use the word "parse" in everyday conversation.
>>709 keeps falling in love with clippy, the helpful microsoft office aid.
>>710 keeps falling in love with cocky, the helpful marital aid.
Nigra
>>714 can't even form a coherent sentence, let alone insult anyone!
>>715 can't even form a coherent erection, let alone have sex with anyone!
>>716's country can't even hold a coherent election, let alone vote for anyone!
>>717 thinks the impossiblility theory is bunk and believes fair elections can actually be held
>>719 has fantasies about having a bigger wand then his cat.
>>723 doesn't know how to stash prons, resulting in embarassment for both his family members and himself
>>724 stashes his incest prons in full view of his family members, but they still haven't taken the hint
>>725 father picked up on his sister's hints, and he was conceived soon after.
>>727 was born as a result of neanderthal weapon research
>>728 was not born, he hatched from a lump of concentrated interbutts stupidity.
>>733 is unaware of the superior nutritional content of watches
>>734 watches the watchmen, and they give him a raging boner.
>>742 tried the sundial, but nobody picked up the phone, so it must be defective
>>743 just got a new job working at a call center on the surface of the sun. The commute is a bit of a drag, but the weather can't be beat.
>>744 just got fired from his job at the call center at Loserville, and has spent the entire week trying to figure out how to operate a bare razor-blade.
>>745 is an expert razor blade operator, and speaks frequently of his experiences on his livejournal.
>>749 has an above average colon count on his keyboard
>>756 enjoys panda mutilation, whether the panda is the victim or the perpetrator.
>>758 thinks fiat money is banknotes issued by an italian carmanufacturer
>>759 Tried to catch a panda by shoving a bamboo rod up his ass.
>>762 is widely regarded as one of the dumbest imbeciles among the top 2% of the most moronic fools.
>>766 attempted to purchase a plot of land on the North Pole
>>767's coordinates are >90° in both latitude and longitude.
>>767 went all the way to the geographical north pole, planted a real pole and attempted to take the full length up his ass so that he could claim to be aimed at the south in every horizontal direction while getting off.
>>773 has toxic fungi growing on his scalp underneath that hat.
>>775 knows karate, but karate wants nothing to do with him.
>>776 wishes to know karate, because he thinks it will give him the ability to levitate.
>>777 Tried to learn Karate by playing an action movie at the same time he was asleep, and hoped to learn the same way he learned math in elementary school.
>>781 failed at life, unfortunately he is not a bad enough dude to become an hero.
>>786 has an unhealthy obsession with pandas that he frequently acts out.
>>787 frequently acts with unhealthy pandas that he has out, an obsession.
>>792 needs to study his fecal classification handbook more.
>>793 studies his fecal classification handbook too much.
>>795 ejaculates in his fecal classification book too much
>>807 failed A-level statistics and has been surly on the subject ever since.
>>808 is a statistician, and pretends it's not a useless profession.
>>809 has no profession, and was seriously embarrased by King Leonidas.
>>814, like most of the ignorant shitheads on the internet, erroneously thinks a "meme" is a catchphrase.
>>815, like most ignorant shitheads on the internet, erroneously thinks a "meme" is a status.
>>819's creativity barely stretches to doing variations of other people's insults.
>>830 dreams of getting head from Spock while fondling his ears.
Doesn't everyone? >>831 is a freak for thinking that's wrong somehow.
>>833 is only afraid of one thing, and that is Sailor Bubba dancing the Lucky Star OP dance.
>>835 still trying to shut down 'inactive systems' in his taskmanager
>>836's brain is an inactive system, that his mother shutdown with prenatal whiskey.
>>842 was rejected by the same panda not but 2 nights prior.
>>845 Dressed in a panda fur suit in order to meet other pandas.
>>849 claims to be an atheist and also claims to live by the 10 commandments
>>851 is only good at pointing pointing out the obvious.
>>853,854,855,856 are the small children
>>858 is slower than all the small children on the short bus combined.
>>859 drives the shortbus and aspires to nothing higher.
>>866 made sure of that, working at Uncle Bubba's Genuine Asbestos-Free Fursuit Factory.
>>871 stopped being in the closet about his fursona decades ago.
>>875 is an empty fursuit brought to life by gay magic.
Disregard that, >>879 sucks cocks just like the rest of those "whoops, clicked Reply too early" wannabes.
>>882 would fail a spelling fleam if he ever atempted one
However competent at spelling, >>884 could not refresh in time
>>885 refreshes bedpans for a living, and enjoys his calling thoroughly.
>>886 doesn't enjoy refreshing bedpans, but still makes it a habit of it on a daily basis, with his tongue.
>>887 lost his tongue in his great war with the mouse-trap.
>>888 lost his mousetrap in his great war with the mice.
>>889 lost his mouse in the great war with things falling behind the desk.
>>890 lost his trouser-snake in between the desk and the wall.
>>899 isn't as good as one 900(get)th of a rubber dong
>>900 is trying to transform hirself into a giant rubber dong.
>>902 won the Guinness record for largest collection of rubber dongs.
>>903 Has no Guinness, and being of inadequate age to purchase some on his own, is limited to exchanging his body to middle-aged ephebophiles in exchange for alcohol.
Cheers, fag.
>>905 respects differences in cultures and believes Islam is a culture, as well as a religion of tolerance and freedom.
>>906 believes Christianity is not only a culture, but a single religion as well, full of tolerance and freedom.
>>909 has found another set of ancient goldplates with egyptian hieroglyphics near Manhattan. Currently still translating by means of an old hat.
>>911 here, I'm the really the only one posting in this thread.
>>920's been hopping on his own mother.
>>921 is disappointed and wants a trampolin for a mother too.
>>922 has been watching the Doctor Who version of the Llama song at youtube one time too many.
>>927 is such an enormous geek that he tries to order a sonic screwdriver whenever he visits a cocktail bar.
>>928 fails to grasp that a sonic screwdriver cocktail is nothing more than a plain, already drunk, screwdriver, with the added bonus of your bartender shouting at you as you swiftly outrun the bouncer, evading your tab.
"Mahnah mahnah"
"do doodoo do!"
"Mahnah mahnah"
"do doodoo do!"
"Mahnah mahnah"
"do doo do doodoo, do doodoo, do doodoo doodoo do, do doo-doo."
>>926 wrote the lyrics to this song.
no u!
>>931-932 are retarded enough to think gay is an insult.
derived from 'brinking' >>938 developed 'boadlicking' involving a stretchable rectum, an unwitting toad, and lube.
>>941 makes a living by letting furries hump hir when sie's in hir panda fursuit.
>>942 uses made-up gender neutral pronouns when the English language has a perfectly serviceable singular they for that very purpose.
>>943 wishes he was french so that he could reject all new words even more.
>>944 wishes he was German so he could bastardize his own spelling.
>>947 wishes they were a slave. So many subs and far too few doms.
>>948 is Dom DeLuise and eats too many pork-chop subs.
>>951 eats it straight out of the anus with his tongue.
>>955 is too feeble to GTFO of this thread with his shitty insults.
>>956 is too much of a wimp to come up with anything ickier.
>>957 is such a diehard that he trained his rectum to encompass a fullsized dinnerplate.
>>959 licked the plate clean afterwards, and stored it in his own rectum for later use.
>>962 was born after the advent of DirectTV; In his rectum, the size of a three-car garage, he runs a hydroponic marijuana grow-op.
>>967 is a gigantic weeaboo, and doesn't see anything wrong with that.
>>971 is just pretending that he has a tongue. He lost it in the fourth grade sucking on a bee, thinking it would taste like honey-flavoured candy.
>>978 doesn't understand why people thinks he is weird. He just wants to smell teen girls!
>>991 writes encouragements on Paris Hiltons fanblog every five minutes to support her now that she is not eating anymore.
>>992 took pictures of Naomi Campbell on her way to her community service as a maid.
>>993 has been stalking "Weird Al" Yankovic since 1987.