>>652 desires the "penu" part rather than the "vaginu" part.
>>654 has publicly shared his SAT score in his posting. Combined SAT score.
Likes to have sex with random men at bathrooms of gay bars.
>>661 sticks his pOnOs in cold metallic clockwork ladies
>>663 was openly hated by his parents, and with good reason. Bedwetter.
>>664 openly hated his parents, and with good reason. Bedwetters.
>>669 is obsessed with shota
(also, this is 668 here, I'm not 662, only the mods know for sure)
>>677 is intimately familiar with avian anatomy, particularly the rectum
>>680 Is proud of the fact that he's made out of seagull fecal matter.
I predict >>695 is incapable of insulting people in the future too.
>>698 figured someone else could call the cops about it.
>>701 saw the film "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", now he never answers the door because he's scared it might be someone he insulted on the internet
>>703 only gets visitors from the FBI interested in the contents of his hard drive.
>>704 only gets visitors from the KKK interested in the hours when he is home alone.
>>705 only gets grammarians who can't parse his garbled attempts at insults.
>>706 only gets nerds who use the word "parse" in everyday conversation.
>>709 keeps falling in love with clippy, the helpful microsoft office aid.
>>710 keeps falling in love with cocky, the helpful marital aid.
Nigra
>>714 can't even form a coherent sentence, let alone insult anyone!
>>715 can't even form a coherent erection, let alone have sex with anyone!
>>716's country can't even hold a coherent election, let alone vote for anyone!
>>717 thinks the impossiblility theory is bunk and believes fair elections can actually be held
>>719 has fantasies about having a bigger wand then his cat.
>>723 doesn't know how to stash prons, resulting in embarassment for both his family members and himself
>>724 stashes his incest prons in full view of his family members, but they still haven't taken the hint
>>725 father picked up on his sister's hints, and he was conceived soon after.
>>727 was born as a result of neanderthal weapon research
>>728 was not born, he hatched from a lump of concentrated interbutts stupidity.
>>733 is unaware of the superior nutritional content of watches
>>734 watches the watchmen, and they give him a raging boner.
>>742 tried the sundial, but nobody picked up the phone, so it must be defective
>>743 just got a new job working at a call center on the surface of the sun. The commute is a bit of a drag, but the weather can't be beat.
>>744 just got fired from his job at the call center at Loserville, and has spent the entire week trying to figure out how to operate a bare razor-blade.
>>745 is an expert razor blade operator, and speaks frequently of his experiences on his livejournal.