>>749 has an above average colon count on his keyboard
>>756 enjoys panda mutilation, whether the panda is the victim or the perpetrator.
>>758 thinks fiat money is banknotes issued by an italian carmanufacturer
>>759 Tried to catch a panda by shoving a bamboo rod up his ass.
>>762 is widely regarded as one of the dumbest imbeciles among the top 2% of the most moronic fools.
>>766 attempted to purchase a plot of land on the North Pole
>>767's coordinates are >90° in both latitude and longitude.
>>767 went all the way to the geographical north pole, planted a real pole and attempted to take the full length up his ass so that he could claim to be aimed at the south in every horizontal direction while getting off.
>>773 has toxic fungi growing on his scalp underneath that hat.
>>775 knows karate, but karate wants nothing to do with him.
>>776 wishes to know karate, because he thinks it will give him the ability to levitate.
>>777 Tried to learn Karate by playing an action movie at the same time he was asleep, and hoped to learn the same way he learned math in elementary school.
>>781 failed at life, unfortunately he is not a bad enough dude to become an hero.
>>786 has an unhealthy obsession with pandas that he frequently acts out.
>>787 frequently acts with unhealthy pandas that he has out, an obsession.
>>792 needs to study his fecal classification handbook more.
>>793 studies his fecal classification handbook too much.
>>795 ejaculates in his fecal classification book too much
>>807 failed A-level statistics and has been surly on the subject ever since.
>>808 is a statistician, and pretends it's not a useless profession.
>>809 has no profession, and was seriously embarrased by King Leonidas.
>>814, like most of the ignorant shitheads on the internet, erroneously thinks a "meme" is a catchphrase.
>>815, like most ignorant shitheads on the internet, erroneously thinks a "meme" is a status.
>>819's creativity barely stretches to doing variations of other people's insults.
>>830 dreams of getting head from Spock while fondling his ears.
Doesn't everyone? >>831 is a freak for thinking that's wrong somehow.
>>833 is only afraid of one thing, and that is Sailor Bubba dancing the Lucky Star OP dance.
>>835 still trying to shut down 'inactive systems' in his taskmanager
>>836's brain is an inactive system, that his mother shutdown with prenatal whiskey.
>>842 was rejected by the same panda not but 2 nights prior.
>>845 Dressed in a panda fur suit in order to meet other pandas.