ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VI] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:54

>>1 Couldnt start an original thread.

775 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 14:28

>>774's gi is no fun at all

776 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 16:16

>>775 knows karate, but karate wants nothing to do with him.

777 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 17:49

>>776 wishes to know karate, because he thinks it will give him the ability to levitate.

778 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 02:03

>>777 Tried to learn Karate by playing an action movie at the same time he was asleep, and hoped to learn the same way he learned math in elementary school.

779 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 07:16

>>778 failed elementary school math.

780 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 09:56

>>779 failed pre-school

781 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 10:21

>>780 pre-failed school

782 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 11:33

>>781 failed at life, unfortunately he is not a bad enough dude to become an hero.

783 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 11:40

>>782 failed at being a Panda

784 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 13:28

>>783 failed at Pa-pa-panda.

785 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 14:11

>>784 failed at truly everything and not just life.

786 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 15:09

>>785 can only say this because he is a panda.

787 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 17:43

>>786 has an unhealthy obsession with pandas that he frequently acts out.

788 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 19:40

>>787 frequently acts with unhealthy pandas that he has out, an obsession.

789 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 20:27

>>788 needs remedial English classes

790 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 22:04

>>789 needs remedial Wapanese classes

791 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 23:18

>>790 needs remedial Pandanese classes

792 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 00:15

>>791 needs to quit snorting panda guano.

793 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 00:33

>>792 needs to study his fecal classification handbook more.

794 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 01:43

>>793 studies his fecal classification handbook too much.

795 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 02:23

>>795 ejaculates in his fecal classification book too much

796 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 05:17

>>794 isn't even worth insulting, according to >>795.

797 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 06:36

>>796 states the obvious

798 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 06:53

>>797 tries to explain to the oblivious

799 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 08:44

>>798 is oblivious to any explanation

800 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 09:22

>>799 couldn't wait to insult somebody

801 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 10:10

>>800 took forever to finally come up with an insult.

802 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 11:02

>>801 didn't even acknowledge how bad >>800 GET was.

803 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 12:24

>>802's skill is insufficient to secure a GET

804 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 17:49

>>803 is a big poopyhead.

805 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 18:22

>>804 is a little poopyhead.

806 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 18:32

>>805 is a poopyhead of only average size.

807 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 19:33

>>806 is obsessed with statistics.

808 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 19:35

>>807 failed A-level statistics and has been surly on the subject ever since.

809 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 20:17

>>808 is a statistician, and pretends it's not a useless profession.

810 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 20:21

>>809 has no profession, and was seriously embarrased by King Leonidas.

811 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 21:49

>>810 is not SPARTAAAA! ::kick::

812 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 22:58

>>811 thinks it's an insult to not be a meme.

813 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 23:13

>>812 wishes to be a meme.

814 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 02:01

>>813 clearly doesn't understand what a "meme" is.

815 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 03:06

>>814, like most of the ignorant shitheads on the internet, erroneously thinks a "meme" is a catchphrase.

816 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 03:10

>>815, like most ignorant shitheads on the internet, erroneously thinks a "meme" is a status.

817 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 05:49

>>816 wanks to pictures of Milhouse.

818 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 06:28

>>817 is not a meme is a meme

819 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 09:35

>>818 wishes he was a meme

820 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 10:24

>>819's creativity barely stretches to doing variations of other people's insults.

821 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 12:02

>>820, being king of the wankers, merely pointed out a flaw in the previous poster's personality rather than actually insult him. >>820 is a dicknosed pus head.

822 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 14:54

>>821 is a pus-nosed dick head.

823 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 15:09

>>822 is a dick-pussed nose head.

824 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 15:24

>>823 is just a variation of his mother

825 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 17:24

>>824 does >>824's mother.

826 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 23:13

>>825 is >>824's mother

827 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 01:27

>>826 is William Shatner's toupe

828 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 06:20

>>827 are the words spoken by William Shatner

829 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 06:22

>>828 tried to weld Spock ears to his 'head'.

830 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 08:48

>>829 succeeded.

831 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 08:51

>>830 dreams of getting head from Spock while fondling his ears.

832 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 08:55

Doesn't everyone? >>831 is a freak for thinking that's wrong somehow.

833 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 12:07

>>832 pre-empted my withering insult out of fear

834 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 12:15

>>833 is only afraid of one thing, and that is Sailor Bubba dancing the Lucky Star OP dance.

835 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 17:11

>>834 thought he could not be topped.

He was wrong.

So very horribly wrong.

836 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 23:47

>>835 still trying to shut down 'inactive systems' in his taskmanager

837 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 00:33

>>836's brain is an inactive system, that his mother shutdown with prenatal whiskey.

838 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 16:53

>>837's mother stinks down there.

839 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 16:58

>>838 can't get laid

840 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 17:36

>>839 was refused a date with >>838.

841 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 18:16

>>840 was refused a date with a Panda

842 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 19:35

>>841 went all the way with a panda...

843 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 19:58

>>842 was rejected by the same panda not but 2 nights prior.

844 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 20:13

>>843 was the panda.

845 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 21:17

>>844 wishes to be that little panda.

846 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 23:14

>>845 Dressed in a panda fur suit in order to meet other pandas.

847 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 23:32

>>846 sold >>845 his panda fursuit, but secretly covered it in bee pheromones.

848 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 01:53

>>847 sold >>846 his bee pheromones that he uses to fornicate with bee hives.
>>847 is a formicophiliac and can no longer ejaculate do to hardened beeswax in his urethra.

849 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 02:24

>>848 has an unusually small urethra.

850 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 07:49

>>849 claims to be an atheist and also claims to live by the 10 commandments

851 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 13:42

>>850's claims are patently absurd.

852 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 14:28

>>851 is only good at pointing pointing out the obvious.

853 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 15:29

Small children point and laugh at >>852.

854 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 17:37

Small children run from >>853

855 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 17:40

Small children maul >>854

856 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 18:32

Small children jump and stone >>855

857 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 19:11

>>856 is a product of the small children's hivemind.

858 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 19:12

>>853,854,855,856 are the small children

859 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 19:15

>>858 is slower than all the small children on the short bus combined.

860 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 22:51

>>859 drives the shortbus and aspires to nothing higher.

861 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 00:41

>>860 incessantly complains about >>859's choice of radio station.

862 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 00:56

>>861 didn't pass the test to drive a shortbus

863 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 03:48

>>862 Couldn't pass the low standards of the Chinese driver's license test, but managed to pass American Middle School because >>862 bought a bogus test paper and never was caught.

864 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 09:54

>>863 is a Chinese panda.

865 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 10:25

>>864 hates pandas and is plotting their genocide.

866 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 11:00

>>865's fursuit is not flameproof.

867 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 12:29

>>866 made sure of that, working at Uncle Bubba's Genuine Asbestos-Free Fursuit Factory.

868 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:26

>>867 took it in the ass from Uncle Bubba himself.

869 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:30

>>868 knows, because he is Uncle Bubba.

870 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 15:24

>>869 envies Uncle Bubba.
You sick furry freaks.

871 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 16:53

>>870 is a closet furry.

872 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 17:11

>>871 stopped being in the closet about his fursona decades ago.

873 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 17:28

>>872 has a closet full of fursuits.

874 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 18:16

>>873 keeps his fursuits in plain view.

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