>>781 failed at life, unfortunately he is not a bad enough dude to become an hero.
>>786 has an unhealthy obsession with pandas that he frequently acts out.
>>787 frequently acts with unhealthy pandas that he has out, an obsession.
>>792 needs to study his fecal classification handbook more.
>>793 studies his fecal classification handbook too much.
>>795 ejaculates in his fecal classification book too much
>>807 failed A-level statistics and has been surly on the subject ever since.
>>808 is a statistician, and pretends it's not a useless profession.
>>809 has no profession, and was seriously embarrased by King Leonidas.
>>814, like most of the ignorant shitheads on the internet, erroneously thinks a "meme" is a catchphrase.
>>815, like most ignorant shitheads on the internet, erroneously thinks a "meme" is a status.
>>819's creativity barely stretches to doing variations of other people's insults.
>>830 dreams of getting head from Spock while fondling his ears.
Doesn't everyone? >>831 is a freak for thinking that's wrong somehow.
>>833 is only afraid of one thing, and that is Sailor Bubba dancing the Lucky Star OP dance.
>>835 still trying to shut down 'inactive systems' in his taskmanager
>>836's brain is an inactive system, that his mother shutdown with prenatal whiskey.
>>842 was rejected by the same panda not but 2 nights prior.
>>845 Dressed in a panda fur suit in order to meet other pandas.
>>849 claims to be an atheist and also claims to live by the 10 commandments
>>851 is only good at pointing pointing out the obvious.
>>853,854,855,856 are the small children
>>858 is slower than all the small children on the short bus combined.
>>859 drives the shortbus and aspires to nothing higher.
>>866 made sure of that, working at Uncle Bubba's Genuine Asbestos-Free Fursuit Factory.
>>871 stopped being in the closet about his fursona decades ago.