>>882 would fail a spelling fleam if he ever atempted one
However competent at spelling, >>884 could not refresh in time
>>885 refreshes bedpans for a living, and enjoys his calling thoroughly.
>>886 doesn't enjoy refreshing bedpans, but still makes it a habit of it on a daily basis, with his tongue.
>>887 lost his tongue in his great war with the mouse-trap.
>>888 lost his mousetrap in his great war with the mice.
>>889 lost his mouse in the great war with things falling behind the desk.
>>890 lost his trouser-snake in between the desk and the wall.
>>899 isn't as good as one 900(get)th of a rubber dong
>>900 is trying to transform hirself into a giant rubber dong.
>>902 won the Guinness record for largest collection of rubber dongs.
>>903 Has no Guinness, and being of inadequate age to purchase some on his own, is limited to exchanging his body to middle-aged ephebophiles in exchange for alcohol.
Cheers, fag.
>>905 respects differences in cultures and believes Islam is a culture, as well as a religion of tolerance and freedom.
>>906 believes Christianity is not only a culture, but a single religion as well, full of tolerance and freedom.
>>909 has found another set of ancient goldplates with egyptian hieroglyphics near Manhattan. Currently still translating by means of an old hat.
>>911 here, I'm the really the only one posting in this thread.
>>920's been hopping on his own mother.
>>921 is disappointed and wants a trampolin for a mother too.
>>922 has been watching the Doctor Who version of the Llama song at youtube one time too many.
>>927 is such an enormous geek that he tries to order a sonic screwdriver whenever he visits a cocktail bar.
>>928 fails to grasp that a sonic screwdriver cocktail is nothing more than a plain, already drunk, screwdriver, with the added bonus of your bartender shouting at you as you swiftly outrun the bouncer, evading your tab.
"Mahnah mahnah"
"do doodoo do!"
"Mahnah mahnah"
"do doodoo do!"
"Mahnah mahnah"
"do doo do doodoo, do doodoo, do doodoo doodoo do, do doo-doo."
>>926 wrote the lyrics to this song.
no u!
>>931-932 are retarded enough to think gay is an insult.
derived from 'brinking' >>938 developed 'boadlicking' involving a stretchable rectum, an unwitting toad, and lube.
>>941 makes a living by letting furries hump hir when sie's in hir panda fursuit.
>>942 uses made-up gender neutral pronouns when the English language has a perfectly serviceable singular they for that very purpose.
>>943 wishes he was french so that he could reject all new words even more.
>>944 wishes he was German so he could bastardize his own spelling.
>>947 wishes they were a slave. So many subs and far too few doms.
>>948 is Dom DeLuise and eats too many pork-chop subs.
>>951 eats it straight out of the anus with his tongue.
>>955 is too feeble to GTFO of this thread with his shitty insults.
>>956 is too much of a wimp to come up with anything ickier.
>>957 is such a diehard that he trained his rectum to encompass a fullsized dinnerplate.
>>959 licked the plate clean afterwards, and stored it in his own rectum for later use.
>>962 was born after the advent of DirectTV; In his rectum, the size of a three-car garage, he runs a hydroponic marijuana grow-op.
>>967 is a gigantic weeaboo, and doesn't see anything wrong with that.
>>971 is just pretending that he has a tongue. He lost it in the fourth grade sucking on a bee, thinking it would taste like honey-flavoured candy.