ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VI] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:54

>>1 Couldnt start an original thread.

922 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 08:47

>>921 is disappointed and wants a trampolin for a mother too.

923 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 09:47

>>922 has been watching the Doctor Who version of the Llama song at youtube one time too many.

924 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 10:41

>>923 is a fuzzy Dalek.

925 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 10:52

>>924 is a disgusting human Dalek. IMPURE! IMPURE!

926 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 10:59

>>925 failed to EX-TER-MI-NATE >>924 with extreme prejudice.

927 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 11:06

>>926 failed to sonic screwdrive >>925, wink wink nudge nudge if you know what I mean.

928 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 11:08

>>927 is such an enormous geek that he tries to order a sonic screwdriver whenever he visits a cocktail bar.

929 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 11:28

>>928 fails to grasp that a sonic screwdriver cocktail is nothing more than a plain, already drunk, screwdriver, with the added bonus of your bartender shouting at you as you swiftly outrun the bouncer, evading your tab.

930 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 11:53

"Mahnah mahnah"
"do doodoo do!"
"Mahnah mahnah"
"do doodoo do!"
"Mahnah mahnah"
"do doo do doodoo, do doodoo, do doodoo doodoo do, do doo-doo."

>>926 wrote the lyrics to this song.

931 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 11:53

>>929 is gay.

932 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 11:54

no u!

933 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 12:14

>>931-932 are retarded enough to think gay is an insult.

934 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 12:38

>>933 is retarded enough to think he isn't gay.

935 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 12:46

>>934 failed to notice >>933's rainbow flag leather bondage outfit and the rear bumper sticker saying "I'M GAY, FOR YOU!".

936 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 14:29

Yeah, >>934, you totally failed to notice >>935 after all the effort he spent on making you come out of that closet. Dork.

937 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 14:32

>>936 licks toads for a living.

938 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 14:34

>>937 worships toads for a living.

939 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 14:37

derived from 'brinking' >>938 developed 'boadlicking' involving a stretchable rectum, an unwitting toad, and lube.

940 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 14:50

>>939 is a panda-patterned toad.

941 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 15:06

>>940 makes a living drawing panda patterns on toads.

942 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 15:54

>>941 makes a living by letting furries hump hir when sie's in hir panda fursuit.

943 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 16:32

>>942 uses made-up gender neutral pronouns when the English language has a perfectly serviceable singular they for that very purpose.

944 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 18:16

>>943 wishes he was french so that he could reject all new words even more.

945 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 19:11

>>944 wishes he was German so he could bastardize his own spelling.

946 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 20:15

>>945 wishes he had a nationality

947 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 20:20

>>946 wishes he could keep slaves.

948 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 21:03

>>947 wishes they were a slave. So many subs and far too few doms.

949 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 21:39

>>948 is Dom DeLuise and eats too many pork-chop subs.

950 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 21:44

>>949 is a close friend of >>948 and keeps eating >>948's crumbs off the floors.

951 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 21:59

>>950 eats >>948's crumbs out of the toilet bowl after they have passed through >>949's digestive tract.

952 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 22:02

>>951 eats it straight out of the anus with his tongue.

953 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 00:48

>>952 eats >>951's tounge with his anus

954 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 04:00

>>953

ewww

955 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 07:25

>>954 is too weak to come up with insults.

956 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 07:53

>>955 is too feeble to GTFO of this thread with his shitty insults.

957 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 08:55

>>956 is too much of a wimp to come up with anything ickier.

958 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 14:26

>>957 is such a diehard that he trained his rectum to encompass a fullsized dinnerplate.

959 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 14:30

>>958 tore that dinnerplate from >>957's rectum, and immediately had his dinner using it.

960 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 16:55

>>959 licked the plate clean afterwards, and stored it in his own rectum for later use.

961 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 18:53

>>960 Bought an old-fashioned satellite dish to see if it could be fit inside >>957 or >>958

962 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 18:59

>>961 thinks satellite dishes are old-fashioned.

963 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 19:51

>>962 was born after the advent of DirectTV; In his rectum, the size of a three-car garage, he runs a hydroponic marijuana grow-op.

964 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 20:15

>>963 Smoked corn.

965 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 21:57

>>964 is just corny.

966 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 22:10

while as >>965 is square.

967 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 22:42

>>966

NYORO~N

....Desu~!

968 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 23:46

>>967 is a gigantic weeaboo, and doesn't see anything wrong with that.

969 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 00:07

>>968 Hurls insults at weaboos, because deep inside his soul >>968 has most of the features of a weaboo and doesn't want others to know it.

970 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 00:55

>>969 is verbose like a sociologist

971 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 03:21

>>970 here, I just swallowed my own tongue.

972 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 10:19

>>971 is just pretending that he has a tongue. He lost it in the fourth grade sucking on a bee, thinking it would taste like honey-flavoured candy.

973 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 11:50

>>972 smells funny.

974 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 12:35

>>973 smells not at all funny.

975 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 14:49

>>974 smells of nitrous oxide.

976 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 14:52

nitrous oxide wishes it smelt like >>975

977 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 15:14

>>976 wishes he smelled like teen spirit.

978 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 15:24

>>977 wishes he smelled like teen girls.

979 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 15:34

>>978 doesn't understand why people thinks he is weird. He just wants to smell teen girls!

980 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 16:20

>>979 prefers smelling preteen girls.

981 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 23:53

>>980 prefers smelling preteen boys.

982 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 00:30

>>981 prefers to smell like an infant

983 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 02:20

>>982 prefers to smell like a Panda

984 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 03:50

>>983 will actually miss this thread when it dies

985 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-5021 04:27

>>984 is a heartless jerk.

986 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 04:32

>>985 has a brick hymen

987 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 09:35

>>986 has a limp dick

988 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 10:15

Yes, your Honor, >>987 has no dick.

989 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 12:08

>>988 has no anus.

990 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 12:18

>>989 knows this because he tried to rape >>988 repeatedly.

991 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 12:20

>>990 is GAY. OLOLOLOLOLOL

992 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 13:43

>>991 writes encouragements on Paris Hiltons fanblog every five minutes to support her now that she is not eating anymore.

993 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 13:52

>>992 took pictures of Naomi Campbell on her way to her community service as a maid.

994 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 14:50

>>993 has been stalking "Weird Al" Yankovic since 1987.

995 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 15:29

>>994 has been stalking >>993 since last week.

996 Name: silent sage : 1993-09-5021 15:58

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997 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 15:59

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998 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 15:59

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999 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 15:59

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