derived from 'brinking' >>938 developed 'boadlicking' involving a stretchable rectum, an unwitting toad, and lube.
>>941 makes a living by letting furries hump hir when sie's in hir panda fursuit.
>>942 uses made-up gender neutral pronouns when the English language has a perfectly serviceable singular they for that very purpose.
>>943 wishes he was french so that he could reject all new words even more.
>>944 wishes he was German so he could bastardize his own spelling.
>>947 wishes they were a slave. So many subs and far too few doms.
>>948 is Dom DeLuise and eats too many pork-chop subs.
>>951 eats it straight out of the anus with his tongue.
>>955 is too feeble to GTFO of this thread with his shitty insults.
>>956 is too much of a wimp to come up with anything ickier.
>>957 is such a diehard that he trained his rectum to encompass a fullsized dinnerplate.
>>959 licked the plate clean afterwards, and stored it in his own rectum for later use.
>>962 was born after the advent of DirectTV; In his rectum, the size of a three-car garage, he runs a hydroponic marijuana grow-op.
>>967 is a gigantic weeaboo, and doesn't see anything wrong with that.
>>971 is just pretending that he has a tongue. He lost it in the fourth grade sucking on a bee, thinking it would taste like honey-flavoured candy.
>>978 doesn't understand why people thinks he is weird. He just wants to smell teen girls!
>>991 writes encouragements on Paris Hiltons fanblog every five minutes to support her now that she is not eating anymore.
>>992 took pictures of Naomi Campbell on her way to her community service as a maid.
>>993 has been stalking "Weird Al" Yankovic since 1987.