>>962 was born after the advent of DirectTV; In his rectum, the size of a three-car garage, he runs a hydroponic marijuana grow-op.
>>967 is a gigantic weeaboo, and doesn't see anything wrong with that.
>>971 is just pretending that he has a tongue. He lost it in the fourth grade sucking on a bee, thinking it would taste like honey-flavoured candy.
>>978 doesn't understand why people thinks he is weird. He just wants to smell teen girls!
>>991 writes encouragements on Paris Hiltons fanblog every five minutes to support her now that she is not eating anymore.
>>992 took pictures of Naomi Campbell on her way to her community service as a maid.
>>993 has been stalking "Weird Al" Yankovic since 1987.