Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:
>>0 was not all that insulting.
lacking the ability to give offense, >>13 is only able to observe and lamely comment.
>>14 ironically also merely observed and lamely commented.
>>15 is trying to start a loophole, but that's retarded, so I won't allow it.
>>21 wanted it, but was refused. Even after he attempted to bribe them.
>>24 is a creationist and believes in an Intelligent Designer who perfectly created banananananananas for human grip and consumption.
>>25 cannot stop spelling bananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana.
Nor can >>30, so he sticks to what he knows best: pointing out the obvious.
>>31 Has as much originality as a new TV talk show, and hangs out with people that would be on such a talk show.
>>40 couldn't be a firestarter even if his life depended on it.
>>46 genuinely believes that ending any sentence with "...in the butt" makes them 100% funnier ... in the butt.
>>48 took it up the butt from a mutt in a hut (he is also a slut)
>>63 is the angry hobo who chases the short bus every day, shaking his fist and throwing his shoes at it.
>>70,72,73 are just jealous because they don't have sex with Nevada.
>>75 thinks he has had sex, but doesn't realise your own hand doesn't count
>>87 is a Panda for those who are gay for those who are tsundere for Pandas.
>>91 made sure his own attempt would succeed, and proceeded to piss against a high voltage power line.
>>98 here. I'm now going to insult myself to get 100GET.
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>>101 Sucks so hard, he once inhaled a horse through a straw.
>>105 ran the top site for horse-inhaling fetish pixx and made millions.
>>106 owned half of all the accounts; keeps forgetting his password. It was "horsesnort".
Actually knows what the password was, because he defined it.
When people defined the term dickhead, >>108 was their sole source of inspiration.
>>109 was actually the only person to define the term dickhead in this way.
>>111 is a foreskin golem sculpted by a crafty kabbalist
>>112 is a foreskin collector and a fearsome fetishist.
>>116 would know, because bodily fluids are a topic of special interest for him.
>>117 has 5 Terabytes of porn. He stores all this on diskette.
>>118 has 5 Terabytes of gay magic. He has uploaded all this to DQN.
>>123 enjoys the warm feeling on his ass when sitting on a photocopy machine
>>125 enjoys the warm feeling on his face when the photocopy machine sits on him
>>126 enjoys the warm feeling in his huge guts when a psycho Doom marine rips and tears them out.
>>129 does nothing but fail at videogames badly and then swear the games are cheating and conspiring against him.
>>131 uses his EyeToy to take pictures of his balls. He has a Myspace page for each one.
>>133 wonders why everyone defriended his anus last week after his first photoshoot.
>>138 Once critically wounded himself by masturbating too much.
test
>>143 imagines more elaborate plots behind the scenes of the Elitist Superstructure than Alex Jones suspects to exist behind the WTC attack.
>>146 thinks he's grasping something obiviously amazing
>>152 can't even write a proper insult and just strings together insult-sounding sentences with the word panda in them somewhere.
>>154 had to look up "outclassed" to make sure it was a word.
>>155 had to look up "outclassed" to check if it wasn't a word.
>>156 had to look up "look up" to make sure it was what he was doing.
>>158 lives his life by the words "Life is like a mop".
I get the impression that >>159's got a touch of the lavender in him.
Whereas >>160 is sporting a screaming pink thong, a silly grin and a pair of handcuffs.
>>163 states that π is equal to 3, even though he knows otherwise
>>168 doesn't wash at all, reasoning that a protective crust is the best defense against germs.
>>176 is a britfag who doezn't believe in uzing the letter z.
In a fair world, >>179 should be detained at Her Majesty's pleasure.
In a fair world, >>183 would have included himself in that statement.
In a fair world, >>184 would still be the same panda he is in this world.
if >>187 lived in Washington and moved to Los Angeles, the average IQ of both the east coast and the west coast would improve.
If >>188 lived in Beijing and moved to Tokyo, he would still be a big fat panda.
If >>189 moved to Tokyo, he would ejaculate instantly.
If >>190 moved to Tokyo, he would instantly run out of money and join the large homeless population.
>>197 is trying to sell airconditers to people living in cardboard boxes.
>>199 is a pathetic sack of goat crap who probably thought I was going to call him a panda or something lame like that.
The first days after watching Ranma1/2 for the first time, >>201 threw could water at random guys to see if they turned into hot girls. All he got was angry pandas.
>>202 wishes he had an angry panda as a Kempo sparring partner.
>>203 wishes he had an angry panda as a figure skating partner
>>204 wishes he had an angry panda as a buttseckz partner.
>>205 has an angry panda as a buttseckz partner, but wishes he would be more gentle
>>205 was molested by a panda, and secretly enjoyed it.
>>207 was tested by a panda, and failed. It was an easy test, too.
>>208 was bested by a panda, in a personal hygiene contest.
>>209 enjoys the intoxicating pungency of panda crotch.
>210 IS a panda crotch.
>>211 thoroughly ruins his own arguments by quoting incorrectly.
>>212 is a dried up lump of panda shit floating in a bowl of panda vomit gravy.
The reason for global warming is the friction from >>220's incessant humping of everything that can't run away fast enough.
>>is way too soft on scatfetishists
>>231 didn't even bother to quote properly. The scoundrel.
>>233, on the other hand, has no appreciation for the finer points of the English language. The scoundrel.
>>234 enjoys the finer points of pandas, the scoundrel.
>>235 has already made acquaintance with the extremely fine points of a panda's claws. He did not enjoy it.
>>236 made swift acquaintance with the back of a panda's paw. The claws were too good for him.
>>237 is no longer allowed within 30 feet of a panda at any time
>>244 makes a living manicuring panda claws into fine points.
>>246 moves at a constant speed of 3 furlongs per metric hour.
But only because >>249 used a Segway, the cheating scoundrel.
>>253 thinks motoroil will do fine in an erotic oiling session.
>>254 is oiled up 24/7, hoping it will attract females despite no success for the last 40 years.
>>258 Relied on inherently funny words and situations for his insult.
what in the fuck
>>262 I ask myself that every time I see this stupid thread.
>>263-265 should try being creative in a thread that has reached part VII.
>>268 is unsure of whether or not he is in the "Praise" or "Insult" thread.
>>269 didn't exactly clarify the situation with that limpwristed post.
>>270 prides himself on his wrists of steel, capable of sustaining five consecutive fapping sessions in the panda section of the local zoological library.
>>271 can snap a reed of bamboo in half with his bare hands!
>>272 can snap his bare hands in half with a reed of bamboo.
>>274's mind snaps when he looks at pictures of Bridget.
>>276 is too busy trying to look like Bridget to look at pictures, wearing his cosplay outfit as daily attire.
>>278 is such an airforce otaku, that he has a F16 button on his keyboard
>>279 is such a Trekkie, he had plastic borg implant replicas surgically attached all over his body.
>>280 is only an elitist because his are custom-made out of titanium
>>282 Tried to get DQN tattooed to his forehead but misspelled it.
>>283
Forgot to bring his big-boy pants to celebrate the occasion of a successful insult.
>>284 Forgot his Depends before reading this thread, and paid a high price for it.
>>285 can't watch independce day without checking outside every 10 minutes to see if "they" aren't really trying to sneek up on him right now.
>>286 is unaware that "they" are watching him, right now.
"They" got bored of watching >>287 long ago, and, frankly, I can't blame "them".
>>288 was more interesting to watch since he was masturbating to gay porn.
>>291 is the one who stalked the gay panda, stealing and sniffing his clothes.
When >>294 had to go to the hospital to have his penis freed from the mouth of the vacuumcleanertube, which he tried to use on him for pleasure, it was extra embarrasing that the tube was only one cm wide.
>>295 likes to make up triplecompoundwords and uses them during onlineforumdiscussions to sound like an extrasmartguy.
The sites are so specialized that >>299 is the only regular customer.
>>306's friends call him "Large mouth"
And he sucks their dicks too.
>>306 is a shitty substitute for anyone. Bring back Biff the Understudy!
>>309 couldn't come up with an original insult to save his life.
>>315 will never know what it's like to lie with a warm naked indian in a cold naked forest.
only an arboreophile like >>316 would come up with nutty ideas about naked forests.
>>317 has the biggest collection of dentures this side of the Mississippi.
>>319 prefers chewing on aluminium siding, goddamn Limey that he is.
>>323 reminds me of the baby sister I never had. The bitch.
325>> Smells of elderberries.
>>329 bathes in monosodium glutamate to enhance his flavour.
>>330 boils instant ramen in the bathwater afterwards. He claims it to be the tastiest food on Earth.
>>332 is too closed-buttocked to try prostate massagers.
>>333 pretends to be half-evil while prancing about with prostate massagers up his butt.
>>337 is unaware that said thumb inexplicably tastes of sweet sweet strawberry pie!
>>339 has the IQ of a cup of flour, one of the ingredients used to make strawberry pie.
>>343 is the /a/sshole that is destroying the internet.
>>344 is the /x/enophobe that is coming up with all these 4chan denizen descriptor nouns.
>>349 apparently thinks one who is unable to pee is able to help themselves do so, a sure sign of mental deficiency.
Not mentally retarded, >>350 is still a boring examply of yet another of thos losers unable to tap even a drop of creativity. So he gets lost in stating the plain obvious.
>>352 not only doesn't have any gay magic, but also doesn't have any magic of any kind.
>>354 is going to camp in front of the bookstore a week in advance of the issuing of Harry Potter 7. And yet he's gonna fail to get a copy.
>>356 Was going to leak HP7 info on the internet, but couldn't figure out how to use WinRAR,Winzip, or something like that
>>357 Was quite relieved to here this, and wrote many a SnapexHarry fanfic to celebrate.
>>361 eats his boogers with fava beans and a nice chianti.
>>367 is the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
>>375 was caught masturbating at his best friend's 16th birthday party and never lived it down.
>>383 engages in an exercise in futility, calling out 4channers as 4channers call out Gaia
>>386 would know, from some of the bytes and from seeing quite a few douches in his time
>>389 shops for his pinku bento boxes at Army surplus stores.
>>392 Persists in posting the "etou" meme despite the fact that no one cares about it anymore.
>>401 is such a loser that he cares about things like numbergets.
im depressed. sometimes i feel so feminine. all of the other boys play in the yard while i type upon the computer. my body feels awkward in my clothes. everyone assumes i play world of warcraft all day. i don't think i even relate to men anymore, or women, or children, or grandpa's and grandma's for that matter. i'm like a fragile little wisp of magic.
>>407 thought that this was the "ITT we insult ourselves" thread.
>>408 thought that this was the "ITT we insult the reader's intelligence" thread.
>>409 isn't nearly as good as Windex for cleaning windows.
>>410's tongue isn't nearly as good as a toilet brush covered in concentrated bleach for removing dried and crusty feces stains.
>>418
Role plays other role players who role play Harry Potter on neopets