Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:
>>0 was not all that insulting.
>>401 is such a loser that he cares about things like numbergets.
im depressed. sometimes i feel so feminine. all of the other boys play in the yard while i type upon the computer. my body feels awkward in my clothes. everyone assumes i play world of warcraft all day. i don't think i even relate to men anymore, or women, or children, or grandpa's and grandma's for that matter. i'm like a fragile little wisp of magic.
>>407 thought that this was the "ITT we insult ourselves" thread.
>>408 thought that this was the "ITT we insult the reader's intelligence" thread.
>>409 isn't nearly as good as Windex for cleaning windows.
>>410's tongue isn't nearly as good as a toilet brush covered in concentrated bleach for removing dried and crusty feces stains.
>>418
Role plays other role players who role play Harry Potter on neopets
>>436 carries out his Gawd-given duty to spread his AIDS.
>>440 is incapable of distinguishing between his arse and his elbow.
>>446 is ten years old.
>>449 is a six year old... Panda.
>>451 rolled his eyes at me and I grabbed them and kept them, so there.
>>452 has an eyeball-touching fetish, which is scorned even by diaper fetishists.
>>455 just resorts to accusing people of being aroused by unusual acts.
>>456 is aroused by accusations of other peoples' arousal due to unusual acts.
>>459 can't fucking read timestamps
>>463 can't tell the difference between "ote" and "orta".
>>467 thinks overtone singing is the only music worth listening to.
>>468 takes pride in his complete collection of Kenny G albums.
>>469 takes pride in his collection of sailor moon dolls, which is limited to figures of sailor Uranus, though.
>>472 believes himself to be a vampire. Likes to dress entirely in black, except his mother makes sure he wears clean white underwear.
>>474 believes himself to be an asswipe. Likes to dress entirely in brown, and his mother gave up on making sure he wears clean white underwear.
>>475 has a clean white underwear fetish. Gets totally excited in a clothesstore
>>476 has a dirty stained underwear fetish. Gets totally exited in a laundromat.
>>477 has a thing for gay guys washing their underwear. Gets totally entered in a laundromat.
>>479 owns and operates a laundry-themed gay bar.
>>481 is a hikki and will protect the value of that term if he comes accross anyone who will misuse it.
>>485 digs up ancient insults that weren't even particularly good when they were new.
>>489 fetishises Asia Carrera, but wouldn't stick it in her pooper.
>>492 has 8 children, and named them all Asia Carrera, despite the fact that all 8 are boys.
>>494 faps to the aforementioned boys named Asia Carrera.
>>494 insulted himself. It's probably because of gay magic. Or Asia Carrera. But definitely one of those two.
>>495 thinks it would be odd to fap to Asia Carrera, the hottest of hot. What a gaywad.
>>496 thinks "gaylord" is an insult appropriate to offspring of the landed gentry
Squeeks sucks this is not new news.
>>499 is a nice little poster from a 4chan board. He is a newbie too.