ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

301 Name: : 1993-09-5036 22:50

>>300 fwapped at the end of the movie 300.

302 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:03

>>301 is a wonderful person.

303 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:03

>>301 didn't, the sick freak.

304 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:30

>>303 is a shitty substitute for a bass player

305 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:42

>>304 is a shitty substitute for bass fishing bait.

306 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:54

>>305 is a shitty substitute for a bass

307 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 00:11

>>306's friends call him "Large mouth"

And he sucks their dicks too.

308 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 00:14

>>306 is a shitty substitute for anyone. Bring back Biff the Understudy!

309 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 00:17

>>308
Is a shitty substitute for another shitty poster >>307 who couldn't even get his shitty substitute failure correct

310 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 01:40

>>309 couldn't come up with an original insult to save his life.

311 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 01:41

>>310 has no life to save.

312 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 07:11

>>311 is undead.

313 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 08:17

>>312 is unfunny.

314 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 08:43

>>313 is uncreative

315 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 09:03

>>314 is unloved.

316 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 12:43

>>315 will never know what it's like to lie with a warm naked indian in a cold naked forest.

317 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 14:48

only an arboreophile like >>316 would come up with nutty ideas about naked forests.

318 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 15:06

>>317 has the biggest collection of dentures this side of the Mississippi.

319 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 21:57

>>318 likes to chew on aluminum siding

320 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 22:05

>>319 prefers chewing on aluminium siding, goddamn Limey that he is.

321 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 23:25

>>320 is a filthy tea-in-harbour chucking colonial

322 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 03:59

>>321 is overly verbose

323 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 05:35

>>322 Is quite breviloquent

324 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 07:23

>>323 reminds me of the baby sister I never had. The bitch.

325 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 09:39

>>324 still boned her though

326 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 10:25

325>> Smells of elderberries.

327 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 11:20

>>326 is just asking for it. Begging, even.

328 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 12:27

>>327 is vague and bland

329 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 13:10

>>328 was also found lacking in spice and substance.

330 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 14:53

>>329 bathes in monosodium glutamate to enhance his flavour.

331 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 14:55

>>330 boils instant ramen in the bathwater afterwards. He claims it to be the tastiest food on Earth.

332 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 16:28

>>331 is too closed-minded to try bathwater ramen.

333 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 17:36

>>332 is too closed-buttocked to try prostate massagers.

334 Name: : 1993-09-5038 18:26

>>333 pretends to be half-evil while prancing about with prostate massagers up his butt.

335 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 18:37

>>334 surfs the net with his thumb up his ass.

336 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 19:23

>>335 would rather let >>334 use his thumb.

337 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 22:33

>>336 Sucks the thumb that was up >>334's ass when he quits surfing the net.

338 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 22:36

>>337 is unaware that said thumb inexplicably tastes of sweet sweet strawberry pie!

339 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 23:07

>>338 has the IQ of a strawberry pie

340 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 23:56

>>339 has the IQ of a cup of flour, one of the ingredients used to make strawberry pie.

341 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 02:59

>>340 is the cancer that is killing /DQN/.

342 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 07:17

>>341 is the /b/tard that is ruining DQN.

343 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 07:56

>>342 is the DQN-tard that is killing /b/.

344 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 08:04

>>343 is the /a/sshole that is destroying the internet.

345 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 14:12

>>344 is the /x/enophobe that is coming up with all these 4chan denizen descriptor nouns.

346 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 20:46

>>345 is afraid of any other being

347 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 01:25

>>346 is unable to be.

348 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 01:26

>>347 is unable to pee

349 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 04:18

...but >>347 helps him every night...

350 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 04:24

>>349 apparently thinks one who is unable to pee is able to help themselves do so, a sure sign of mental deficiency.

351 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 05:28

Not mentally retarded, >>350 is still a boring examply of yet another of thos losers unable to tap even a drop of creativity. So he gets lost in stating the plain obvious.

352 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 12:14

>>351's gay magic is weak

353 Name: : 1993-09-5040 13:56

>>352 not only doesn't have any gay magic, but also doesn't have any magic of any kind.

354 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 14:07

>>353 is a muggle. And a panda. A gay one.

355 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 14:09

>>354 is going to camp in front of the bookstore a week in advance of the issuing of Harry Potter 7. And yet he's gonna fail to get a copy.

356 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 14:11

>>355 knows this because he plans on stealing >>354's wallet two minutes before HP7 is released.

357 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 15:54

>>356 Was going to leak HP7 info on the internet, but couldn't figure out how to use WinRAR,Winzip, or something like that

358 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 16:21

>>357 Was quite relieved to here this, and wrote many a SnapexHarry fanfic to celebrate.

359 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 16:33

>>358 is not funny enough to post in this thread

360 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 18:27

>>359's dick is so funny, because it imitates >>359 perfectly.

361 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 21:05

>>360 Had >>359's dick do that impersonation in >>360's left nostril, because >>360 is too lazy to pick his own nose.

362 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 21:25

>>361 eats his boogers with fava beans and a nice chianti.

363 Name: : 1993-09-5040 21:26

>>362 fwaps to http://userpic.livejournal.com/51179161/3193534

364 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 01:14

>>363 inserts bamboo in his wide urethra

365 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 07:11

>>364 chews on said bamboo. Because he is a panda.

366 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 09:22

>>365 sucks dick for bus fare and then walks home.

367 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 09:24

>>366 sucks dick for free and then walks to >>365's place.

368 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:22

>>367 is the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

369 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:28

>>368 is the kind of person who would still be grateful for >>367 buttsechsing him, because >>367 is the only person who would ever even give him so much as a second glance.

370 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:39

>>369 carved the word "buttsechs" into his desk.

371 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:43

>>370 attempted to repair the surface of >>369's desk with glue and wood shavings.

372 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:43

>>371 fapped into >>370's bottle of glue.

373 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:45

>>372 is a panda.

374 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:46

>>373 is a pa-pa-panda.

375 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:56

>>374 tried to get a Slowpoke combo on /b/.

376 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:58

>>375 was caught masturbating at his best friend's 16th birthday party and never lived it down.

377 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:01

>>376 caught >>375 masturbating at his 16th birthday party and made his little sister anally rape him with her 21" strap-on.

378 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:31

>>377 insulted the wrong poster.

379 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:39

>>378 videotaped the events >>377 mentioned for later viewing.

380 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:04

>>379 paid him over 9000 dollars for a copy.

381 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:33

>>380 found a torrent and downloaded it instead.

382 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:35

>>381 is the one who always /r/s in /t/.

383 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:48

>>382 is the one who always confuses 4-ch with 4chan.

384 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:34

>>383 engages in an exercise in futility, calling out 4channers as 4channers call out Gaia

385 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:37

>>384 would know, because he's a Gaiafag.

386 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:51

>>385 wouldn't know, because he's a douchebag.

387 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:57

>>386 would know, from some of the bytes and from seeing quite a few douches in his time

388 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:20

>>387 always shops at all the wrong places.

389 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:26

>>388 shops for his clothes at Parachute World.

390 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:30

>>389 shops for his pinku bento boxes at Army surplus stores.

391 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 23:49

>>390 makes his own. With real pinku.

392 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 07:14

>>391 persists in saying words that are not English.

393 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 13:48

>>392 persists in annoying us.

394 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 13:50

>>392 Persists in posting the "etou" meme despite the fact that no one cares about it anymore.

395 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 14:14

>>393 persists in being annoyed by inconsequential little things.
>>394 persists in being a verbose slowpoke.

396 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 15:51

>>395 is easily angered over the internet and can't even keep to the thread's rules, such is his need to vent at >>393 and >>394.

397 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 19:16

>>396 is etou

398 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 19:17

>>397 is not an English word why did he say it

399 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 19:21

>>398 is panda.

400 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 19:22

>>399 is the original insult thread's >>1.

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