Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:
>>0 was not all that insulting.
>>801 is a quantum superposition of being and/or not being Hitler.
>>804's willy is so small that it can't be observed directly and is therefore subject to phenomena on the quantum level.
>>806 Is gay and not a panda. However, much like a panda, he isn't a bear.
>>809 purges himself regularly for fetishists' pleasure
>>810 purges all of us of pleasure merely by existing.
>>812 Has a larger penis due to a bee sting in the right place.
>>815 could use a bit more study time, as he writes gibberish
>>816 is a classic overeducated underachieving lives with his mom waste of flesh.
>>817 attempted a similar lifestyle, but was far too incompetent to make it through college.
>>818 Made it through college by sucking the dicks of guys in the records keeping department. Though he still can't tell what day Shakespeare died, the records keeping department states that >>818 recited all of the works of Shakespeare from memory in record breaking speed, and without a single error.
>>820's application was rejected by an online diploma-mill.
>>822 never even went to Kindergarten; His parents needed him to pull the plow.
>>823 though Kindergarten was German language for kinkymidgetnipples
>>828 thinks stupid overused catchphrases are cruise control for funny.
>>829 thinks cruise control is cruise control for cruise control.
>>836 Will live about as long as a BK whopper that is withing reach of a fatass.
>>838 Dresses like the Ham-Burgler when his mother is out shopping.
>>841
Enjoys threesomes with his dad and the latest disease infested hooker he comes home with that night.
>>847
Knows all kindergarten insults because he developed a secret hiding place inside the school building.
>>855 is more verbose than a gerbil
>>856 knows a lot more about gerbils than most people do.
>>857 Humps a larger number of gerbils than most people do.
>>863 is so gay he only sticks male gerbils up his ass.
>>864 is so gay the male gerbils he's got stuck up his ass have male girbils up their asses.
>>865's degree of gay requires that a new taxonomy of animals to shove up his rectum be defined
>>869 tells everyone he sees that "swimming really is the best form of exercise", even though he knows that's not really true.
>>870 would like to tell something to everyone he sees, but hasn't seen anyone in over five years
>>872 has a rare mental disorder that causes him to only talk about pubes.
>>876 demands that certain images become memes by obsessively posting over and over in the same thread.
>>877 Saves all of those images and faps to them later.
>>878 can't find porn, and has to be satisfied by typing ( . )( . ) and fapping to that.
>>879 can't type (.)(.), so he faps to nothing at all.
>>880 can't sustain an erection, and so just weeps quietly in the dark.
>>882 brags about about his Otherkin soul being a panda.
>>884 Is human, but had a panda's lung transplanted in when a terrible disease happened.
>>886 Set up a vouyer camera in a public toilet stall, and forgot to take the dust cover off the lens.
>>888 is hung like a horsefly