ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:33

>>1 posted 996-999 in the previous thread

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:43

>>2 is a Panda.

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:45

>>3 is a Pa-Pa-Panda.

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 17:35

>>4 is a Panda-wannabe.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 19:15

>>5 is a stalker wannabe.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 19:58

>>6 on the other hand, does actually stalk >>5.

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 20:04

>>7 is a puny stalk swaying in the lightest of breezes.

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 20:10

>>8 can't even stay upright when being breathed on.

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 20:15

>>9 habitually breathes in obscene ways at plants.

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 22:39

>>10 habitually forgets to breathe.

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 22:57

>>11 is a royal purple fuckmitten.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 22:59

>>12 actually insulted the previous poster.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 01:04

lacking the ability to give offense, >>13 is only able to observe and lamely comment.

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 01:18

>>14 ironically also merely observed and lamely commented.

16 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-5022 01:40

>>15 is trying to start a loophole, but that's retarded, so I won't allow it.

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 01:47

>>16's inflated sense of self importance has led him, once again, to assume that anyone cares what he wants. >>16 is a dipshit of the highest quality.

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 01:54

>>17 bores himself to death

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 01:55

>>18 is so boring he's invisible.

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 07:18

>>19 is so poring he's a blob of slime with a face on.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 12:30

>>20 doesn't get it, and never will.

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 12:38

>>21 wanted it, but was refused. Even after he attempted to bribe them.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 12:59

>>22 takes bribes

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 13:08

>>23 refuses bribes.

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 19:15

>>24 is a creationist and believes in an Intelligent Designer who perfectly created banananananananas for human grip and consumption.

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 20:08

>>25 cannot stop spelling bananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana.

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 20:15

>>26 is a banana.

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 20:16

>>27 is a panda on a banana diet.

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 20:19

>>28 is a

oh fuck it he's not even worth an insult.

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 20:20

>>29 can't even think of any insult at all.

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 20:47

Nor can >>30, so he sticks to what he knows best: pointing out the obvious.

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 23:38

>>31 Has as much originality as a new TV talk show, and hangs out with people that would be on such a talk show.

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 07:18

>>32 hosts said talk show.

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 08:57

>>33 IS A FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, FUCK YOU.

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 09:09

>>34 isn't even shit; isn't even as much as a nobody.

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 09:18

>>35 is a great big poopyhead. And a boogernose.

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 10:58

>>36's mom

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 11:18

>>37 is less mature than my Limburger.

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 12:23

>>38 needs to get those TPS reports done ASAP

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 13:09

I believe >>39 has my stapler.

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 14:14

>>40 couldn't be a firestarter even if his life depended on it.

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 15:18

>>41 broke his ankle trying to start a fire.

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 17:42

>>42 broke a terribly obscure and inaccessible bone on the inside of his ankle, when >>42 was dancing to Prodigy's Firestarter.

44 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 17:58

And >>43 loves him for it.

45 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 18:38

No one loves >>44

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 20:34

>>45 loves >>44
...in the butt

47 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 21:27

>>46 genuinely believes that ending any sentence with "...in the butt" makes them 100% funnier ... in the butt.

48 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 22:11

>>47 doesn't do it in the butt, not even with a mutt.

49 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 22:29

>>48 took it up the butt from a mutt in a hut (he is also a slut)

50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 22:36

>>49 butts butts lol

51 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 22:49

>>50 actually likes that song.

52 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 12:52

>>51 wrote that song.

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 13:04

>>52 lip synched in the video for that song.

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 14:49

>>53 was the inspiration for that song.

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 15:37

>>54 made a Stepmania chart for that song

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 16:06

>>55 hates bun :(

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 02:09

>>56 hates the all beef patty.

58 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 02:18

>>57 loves the all beef party.

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 02:41

>>58's night ain't complete without some meat in the seat.

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 02:41

>>58 was the MC for that party

61 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 02:46

>>58 hosts all beef parties.

62 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 02:54

>>60 and >>61 both missed the short bus this morning.

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 05:10

>>59 drives the short bus, and >>62as job is to fill the tank each day.

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 05:43

>>63 is the angry hobo who chases the short bus every day, shaking his fist and throwing his shoes at it.

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 11:09

>>64 watches Lucky Star.

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 13:18

>>65 wants to marry Konata.

67 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 13:22

>>66 doesn't want to marry Konata.

68 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 14:37

>>67 is married to his computer and right hand.

69 Name: !SEXwNEvaDA : 1993-09-5025 14:42

>>68 doesn't have my tripcode.

70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 14:51

>>69 thinks people care about his stupid tripcode.

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 15:28

>>70 didn't get >>69's joke.

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 15:52

>>71 doesn't realize that the whole Nevada-tan thing played out years and years ago AND ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY ANY MORE.

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 16:26

>>72 isn't autistic enough to know that jokes are always funny no matter how often they're told.

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 17:08

>>70,72,73 are just jealous because they don't have sex with Nevada.

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:25

>>74 has never had sex, and likely never will.

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:27

>>75 thinks he has had sex, but doesn't realise your own hand doesn't count

77 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:31

>>76 has to use his hands to count.

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 00:49

>>77 has to unzip his fly to count to 11.

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 02:45

>>78 doesn't know the truth about >>77.

80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 02:51

>>79 really doesn't get the whole "insult" thing, does he? >>79 is pretty damned stupid.

81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 03:33

>>80 is actually >>79.

82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 03:35

>>81's an idiot.
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