ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

127 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 10:45

>>126 enjoys the warm feeling in his huge guts when a psycho Doom marine rips and tears them out.

128 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:39

>>127 does nothing but play videogames.

129 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:41

>>128 does nothing but play videogames badly and then swear at them loudly.

130 Name: : 1993-09-5028 14:48

>>129 does nothing but fail at videogames badly and then swear the games are cheating and conspiring against him.

131 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:53

>>130 plays on Xbox live. Everyone he plays with mutes him and he never realizes it.

132 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 15:05

>>131 uses his EyeToy to take pictures of his balls. He has a Myspace page for each one.

133 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 15:29

>>132 is friends with both of those balls.

134 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 15:32

>>133 wonders why everyone defriended his anus last week after his first photoshoot.

135 Name: : 1993-09-5028 16:15

>>134 would never dream of defriending >>133's anus.

136 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 16:37

Of course >>135 only knows this because he has been following >>134's every online move for the past 12 years, without the use of such disreputable methods as keylogging etc.

137 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 16:39

>>136 writes too much for a VIP

138 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 17:25

>>137
Is overtly critical

139 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 18:07

>>138 Once critically wounded himself by masturbating too much.

140 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 19:05

>>139 can't even manage a critical hit

141 Name: !gSG02x2nFM : 1993-09-5028 19:08

test

142 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 21:23

>>141 was too stupid to use the tripcode test thread

143 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 21:44

>>140 was really >>141 in disguise, but >>142 is too dense to figure that out.

144 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 22:27

>>143 imagines more elaborate plots behind the scenes of the Elitist Superstructure than Alex Jones suspects to exist behind the WTC attack.

145 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 23:24

>>144 talks too damn much for his own good.

146 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 00:28

>>145 has an amazing grasp of the obvious.

147 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 01:43

>>146 thinks he's grasping something obiviously amazing

148 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-5029 01:55

>>147 can't spell "obviously."

149 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 02:33

>>148 lives in 1992

150 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 05:29

>>149 thinks calendars are funny

151 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 05:49

>>150 actually thinks it's 2007. The irony of it all.

152 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:51

>>151 is a panda-bear hamster.

153 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:56

>>152 can't even write a proper insult and just strings together insult-sounding sentences with the word panda in them somewhere.

154 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 16:23

>>153 feels outclassed by >>152.

155 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 16:25

>>154 had to look up "outclassed" to make sure it was a word.

156 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 17:10

>>155 had to look up "outclassed" to check if it wasn't a word.

157 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 18:03

>>156 had to look up "look up" to make sure it was what he was doing.

158 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 18:28

>>157 is like a dog, and can't look up

159 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 19:31

>>158 lives his life by the words "Life is like a mop".

160 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 19:48

I get the impression that >>159's got a touch of the lavender in him.

161 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 20:35

Whereas >>160 is sporting a screaming pink thong, a silly grin and a pair of handcuffs.

162 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 20:48

>>161 wears l'eau de Mothball for a reserved odor.

163 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 20:55

>>162 obsessively sniffs >>161 every π minutes.

164 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 01:15

>>163 states that π is equal to 3, even though he knows otherwise

165 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 01:42

>>164 thinks a bouquet is something you vomit into

166 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 06:30

>>165 knows that that's what a bidet is for.

167 Name: : 1993-09-5030 07:28

>>166 washes his face in a bidet.

168 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 07:41

>>167 washes his face in a washlet.

169 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 07:41

>>168 doesn't wash at all, reasoning that a protective crust is the best defense against germs.

170 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 09:18

>>169 doesn't reason at all.

171 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 09:28

>>170 doesn't exist.

172 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 09:53

>>171 should follow >>170's example.

173 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 09:55

>>172 is a multiple of i.

174 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 11:56

>>173 is from /a/

175 Name: : 1993-09-5030 12:36

>>174 doesn't realize they're at 4-ch.

176 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 12:53

>>175 doesn't realise i, nor does he rationalise π.

177 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 13:10

>>176 is a britfag who doezn't believe in uzing the letter z.

178 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 13:23

>>177 is a jumped-up colonial buffoon.

179 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 14:52

>>178 is a prisoner of "her majesty".

180 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 14:58

In a fair world, >>179 should be detained at Her Majesty's pleasure.

181 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 17:03

In a fair world, >>180 would have been strangled at birth to improve the average quality of the human race.

182 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 17:19

In a fair world, >>181 would not have posted that.

183 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 17:36

In a fair world, >>1-182 would be blond.

184 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 17:54

In a fair world, >>183 would have included himself in that statement.

185 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 18:02

In a fair world, >>184 would still be the same panda he is in this world.

186 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 18:02

In a fair world, >>184 would be a panda.

187 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 18:03

>>186 wishes he had the skills of >>185, but unfortunately cannot compare.

188 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 21:42

if >>187 lived in Washington and moved to Los Angeles, the average IQ of both the east coast and the west coast would improve.

189 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 21:47

If >>188 lived in Beijing and moved to Tokyo, he would still be a big fat panda.

190 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 23:59

If >>189 moved to Tokyo, he would ejaculate instantly.

191 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 00:21

If >>190 moved to Tokyo, he would instantly run out of money and join the large homeless population.

192 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 01:26

>>191 was just reminiscing about when he did that.

193 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 10:56

>>192 is posting out of a cardboard box.

194 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 12:39

>>193 knows this because his cardboard box is opposite >>192's. They may not have food or decent shelter, but they sure have high-speed WLAN connections on their PSPs.

195 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 14:30

>>194 knows this because he sold >>192 and >>193 their cardboard boxes for the low, low price of $5 each. Scumbag.

196 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 14:57

>>195 couldn't afford one of >>194's cardboard boxes and is bitchy because it's starting to rain.

197 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 15:16

>>194 sold >>196 a cereal box, calling it "dehydrated portability", and now >>196 wants it to rain.

198 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 15:53

>>197 is trying to sell airconditers to people living in cardboard boxes.

199 Name: : 1993-09-5031 16:26

>>198 sponsored >>197 as >>198 thought it was for a good cause, especially as it gets so horribly hot during the summers on the streets.

200 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 17:06

>>199 is a pathetic sack of goat crap who probably thought I was going to call him a panda or something lame like that.

201 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 18:53

>>200 wouldn't know a panda if he fell over it.

202 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 19:13

The first days after watching Ranma1/2 for the first time, >>201 threw could water at random guys to see if they turned into hot girls. All he got was angry pandas.

203 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 21:48

>>202 wishes he had an angry panda as a Kempo sparring partner.

204 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 21:52

>>203 wishes he had an angry panda as a figure skating partner

205 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:01

>>204 wishes he had an angry panda as a buttseckz partner.

206 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:59

>>205 has an angry panda as a buttseckz partner, but wishes he would be more gentle

207 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:59

>>205 was molested by a panda, and secretly enjoyed it.

208 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 00:11

>>207 was tested by a panda, and failed. It was an easy test, too.

209 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 02:21

>>208 was bested by a panda, in a personal hygiene contest.

210 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 02:56

>>209 enjoys the intoxicating pungency of panda crotch.

211 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 03:07

>210 IS a panda crotch.

212 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 03:46

>>211 thoroughly ruins his own arguments by quoting incorrectly.

213 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 03:47

>>212 is a dried up lump of panda shit floating in a bowl of panda vomit gravy.

214 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 04:24

>>213 tasted >>212 thoroughly and was ♪.

215 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 05:03

gross.
>>214 is gross.

216 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 05:06

>>215 is an absolute wimp.

217 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 07:26

>>216 is a relative wimp.

218 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 08:04

>>217 is the wimp's wimp.

219 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 10:34

>>218 is homosexual.

220 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 11:03

>>219 is tetrasexual

221 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 11:28

The reason for global warming is the friction from >>220's incessant humping of everything that can't run away fast enough.

222 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 13:12

>>221 wasn't fast enough

223 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 14:39

>>222 was, but stood his ground regardless.

224 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 15:02

>>223 is always picked last for sports teams.

225 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 15:12

>>224 is always picked first for cheerleading squads.

226 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 15:13

>>224 would know, he's the other guy.

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