ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

156 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 17:10

>>155 had to look up "outclassed" to check if it wasn't a word.

157 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 18:03

>>156 had to look up "look up" to make sure it was what he was doing.

158 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 18:28

>>157 is like a dog, and can't look up

159 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 19:31

>>158 lives his life by the words "Life is like a mop".

160 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 19:48

I get the impression that >>159's got a touch of the lavender in him.

161 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 20:35

Whereas >>160 is sporting a screaming pink thong, a silly grin and a pair of handcuffs.

162 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 20:48

>>161 wears l'eau de Mothball for a reserved odor.

163 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 20:55

>>162 obsessively sniffs >>161 every π minutes.

164 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 01:15

>>163 states that π is equal to 3, even though he knows otherwise

165 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 01:42

>>164 thinks a bouquet is something you vomit into

166 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 06:30

>>165 knows that that's what a bidet is for.

167 Name: : 1993-09-5030 07:28

>>166 washes his face in a bidet.

168 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 07:41

>>167 washes his face in a washlet.

169 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 07:41

>>168 doesn't wash at all, reasoning that a protective crust is the best defense against germs.

170 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 09:18

>>169 doesn't reason at all.

171 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 09:28

>>170 doesn't exist.

172 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 09:53

>>171 should follow >>170's example.

173 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 09:55

>>172 is a multiple of i.

174 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 11:56

>>173 is from /a/

175 Name: : 1993-09-5030 12:36

>>174 doesn't realize they're at 4-ch.

176 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 12:53

>>175 doesn't realise i, nor does he rationalise π.

177 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 13:10

>>176 is a britfag who doezn't believe in uzing the letter z.

178 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 13:23

>>177 is a jumped-up colonial buffoon.

179 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 14:52

>>178 is a prisoner of "her majesty".

180 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 14:58

In a fair world, >>179 should be detained at Her Majesty's pleasure.

181 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 17:03

In a fair world, >>180 would have been strangled at birth to improve the average quality of the human race.

182 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 17:19

In a fair world, >>181 would not have posted that.

183 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 17:36

In a fair world, >>1-182 would be blond.

184 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 17:54

In a fair world, >>183 would have included himself in that statement.

185 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 18:02

In a fair world, >>184 would still be the same panda he is in this world.

186 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 18:02

In a fair world, >>184 would be a panda.

187 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 18:03

>>186 wishes he had the skills of >>185, but unfortunately cannot compare.

188 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 21:42

if >>187 lived in Washington and moved to Los Angeles, the average IQ of both the east coast and the west coast would improve.

189 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 21:47

If >>188 lived in Beijing and moved to Tokyo, he would still be a big fat panda.

190 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 23:59

If >>189 moved to Tokyo, he would ejaculate instantly.

191 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 00:21

If >>190 moved to Tokyo, he would instantly run out of money and join the large homeless population.

192 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 01:26

>>191 was just reminiscing about when he did that.

193 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 10:56

>>192 is posting out of a cardboard box.

194 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 12:39

>>193 knows this because his cardboard box is opposite >>192's. They may not have food or decent shelter, but they sure have high-speed WLAN connections on their PSPs.

195 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 14:30

>>194 knows this because he sold >>192 and >>193 their cardboard boxes for the low, low price of $5 each. Scumbag.

196 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 14:57

>>195 couldn't afford one of >>194's cardboard boxes and is bitchy because it's starting to rain.

197 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 15:16

>>194 sold >>196 a cereal box, calling it "dehydrated portability", and now >>196 wants it to rain.

198 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 15:53

>>197 is trying to sell airconditers to people living in cardboard boxes.

199 Name: : 1993-09-5031 16:26

>>198 sponsored >>197 as >>198 thought it was for a good cause, especially as it gets so horribly hot during the summers on the streets.

200 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 17:06

>>199 is a pathetic sack of goat crap who probably thought I was going to call him a panda or something lame like that.

201 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 18:53

>>200 wouldn't know a panda if he fell over it.

202 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 19:13

The first days after watching Ranma1/2 for the first time, >>201 threw could water at random guys to see if they turned into hot girls. All he got was angry pandas.

203 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 21:48

>>202 wishes he had an angry panda as a Kempo sparring partner.

204 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 21:52

>>203 wishes he had an angry panda as a figure skating partner

205 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:01

>>204 wishes he had an angry panda as a buttseckz partner.

206 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:59

>>205 has an angry panda as a buttseckz partner, but wishes he would be more gentle

207 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:59

>>205 was molested by a panda, and secretly enjoyed it.

208 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 00:11

>>207 was tested by a panda, and failed. It was an easy test, too.

209 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 02:21

>>208 was bested by a panda, in a personal hygiene contest.

210 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 02:56

>>209 enjoys the intoxicating pungency of panda crotch.

211 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 03:07

>210 IS a panda crotch.

212 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 03:46

>>211 thoroughly ruins his own arguments by quoting incorrectly.

213 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 03:47

>>212 is a dried up lump of panda shit floating in a bowl of panda vomit gravy.

214 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 04:24

>>213 tasted >>212 thoroughly and was ♪.

215 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 05:03

gross.
>>214 is gross.

216 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 05:06

>>215 is an absolute wimp.

217 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 07:26

>>216 is a relative wimp.

218 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 08:04

>>217 is the wimp's wimp.

219 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 10:34

>>218 is homosexual.

220 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 11:03

>>219 is tetrasexual

221 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 11:28

The reason for global warming is the friction from >>220's incessant humping of everything that can't run away fast enough.

222 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 13:12

>>221 wasn't fast enough

223 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 14:39

>>222 was, but stood his ground regardless.

224 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 15:02

>>223 is always picked last for sports teams.

225 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 15:12

>>224 is always picked first for cheerleading squads.

226 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 15:13

>>224 would know, he's the other guy.

227 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 17:10

>>226 was the head cheerleader who keeps passing over poor >>224!

228 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 17:15

>>227 was the school chaplain who passed many a fine hour sodomising >>223-226.

229 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 17:35

>>228 was the school cook who took pity on >>223-226, feeding them a diet of prunes so they could use the resulting diarrhea as lube.

230 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 18:44

>>229 is trying too hard to be funny.

231 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 19:15

>>is way too soft on scatfetishists

232 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 20:22

>>231 didn't even bother to quote properly. The scoundrel.

233 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 20:39

>>232 enjoys saying "scoundrel" way too much.

234 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 20:41

>>233, on the other hand, has no appreciation for the finer points of the English language. The scoundrel.

235 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 20:56

>>234 enjoys the finer points of pandas, the scoundrel.

236 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 22:45

>>235 has already made acquaintance with the extremely fine points of a panda's claws. He did not enjoy it.

237 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 00:43

>>236 made swift acquaintance with the back of a panda's paw. The claws were too good for him.

238 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 03:54

>>237 is no longer allowed within 30 feet of a panda at any time

239 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 07:12

>>238 is a lovesick panda and tsundere for >>237.

240 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 07:17

>>239 is yandere for >>238.

241 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 10:23

>>240 is like siegfried for roy

242 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 11:58

>>241 is like Itsuki for Kyon.

243 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 13:30

>>242 calculates using inches and feet.

244 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 13:58

>>243 calculates using furlongs and spans.

245 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 14:31

>>244 makes a living manicuring panda claws into fine points.

246 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 14:36

>>245 had his claws manicured by >>244

247 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 16:00

>>246 moves at a constant speed of 3 furlongs per metric hour.

248 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 16:40

>>247 has been unsuccessful in his attempts to outrun >>246 over the past three decades. Slowpoke.

249 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 17:12

>>248 on the other hand, was easy to overtake.

250 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 19:13

But only because >>249 used a Segway, the cheating scoundrel.

251 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 21:51

>>250 rode alongside >>249's segway on a Harley Davidson Panhead, but had to stop due to the fact that Panhead engines leak large amounts of oil.

252 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 21:54

>>251 licked up all the oil spilled by >>250.

253 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 22:36

>>252 Votes for expensive wars that keeps oil cheap.

254 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 05:50

>>253 thinks motoroil will do fine in an erotic oiling session.

255 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 08:16

>>254 is oiled up 24/7, hoping it will attract females despite no success for the last 40 years.

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