ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

223 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 14:39

>>222 was, but stood his ground regardless.

224 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 15:02

>>223 is always picked last for sports teams.

225 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 15:12

>>224 is always picked first for cheerleading squads.

226 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 15:13

>>224 would know, he's the other guy.

227 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 17:10

>>226 was the head cheerleader who keeps passing over poor >>224!

228 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 17:15

>>227 was the school chaplain who passed many a fine hour sodomising >>223-226.

229 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 17:35

>>228 was the school cook who took pity on >>223-226, feeding them a diet of prunes so they could use the resulting diarrhea as lube.

230 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 18:44

>>229 is trying too hard to be funny.

231 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 19:15

>>is way too soft on scatfetishists

232 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 20:22

>>231 didn't even bother to quote properly. The scoundrel.

233 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 20:39

>>232 enjoys saying "scoundrel" way too much.

234 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 20:41

>>233, on the other hand, has no appreciation for the finer points of the English language. The scoundrel.

235 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 20:56

>>234 enjoys the finer points of pandas, the scoundrel.

236 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 22:45

>>235 has already made acquaintance with the extremely fine points of a panda's claws. He did not enjoy it.

237 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 00:43

>>236 made swift acquaintance with the back of a panda's paw. The claws were too good for him.

238 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 03:54

>>237 is no longer allowed within 30 feet of a panda at any time

239 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 07:12

>>238 is a lovesick panda and tsundere for >>237.

240 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 07:17

>>239 is yandere for >>238.

241 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 10:23

>>240 is like siegfried for roy

242 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 11:58

>>241 is like Itsuki for Kyon.

243 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 13:30

>>242 calculates using inches and feet.

244 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 13:58

>>243 calculates using furlongs and spans.

245 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 14:31

>>244 makes a living manicuring panda claws into fine points.

246 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 14:36

>>245 had his claws manicured by >>244

247 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 16:00

>>246 moves at a constant speed of 3 furlongs per metric hour.

248 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 16:40

>>247 has been unsuccessful in his attempts to outrun >>246 over the past three decades. Slowpoke.

249 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 17:12

>>248 on the other hand, was easy to overtake.

250 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 19:13

But only because >>249 used a Segway, the cheating scoundrel.

251 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 21:51

>>250 rode alongside >>249's segway on a Harley Davidson Panhead, but had to stop due to the fact that Panhead engines leak large amounts of oil.

252 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 21:54

>>251 licked up all the oil spilled by >>250.

253 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 22:36

>>252 Votes for expensive wars that keeps oil cheap.

254 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 05:50

>>253 thinks motoroil will do fine in an erotic oiling session.

255 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 08:16

>>254 is oiled up 24/7, hoping it will attract females despite no success for the last 40 years.

256 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 15:23

>>255 is withholding some truth there. She's the one shy girl who always tailed >>254, hiding behind corners, always trying to gather the confidence to approach him. But to no avail. Besides, >>255 is an ugly hag by now.

257 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 20:00

>>256 is also withholding truth. He's gay.

258 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 21:56

>>257 Discovered that >>256 was gay, that one day in the toilet stall at the gay bar.

259 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 22:56

>>258 Relied on inherently funny words and situations for his insult.

260 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 23:36

>>259 relied on a belittling tone for his insult.

261 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 00:56

>>260 relied on pointing out >>259's flaws for his insult.

262 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 01:46

what in the fuck

263 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 03:29

>>262 I ask myself that every time I see this stupid thread.

264 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 04:22

>>262-3 seriously. this thread is no longer at all creative (see >>256-261)

265 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 07:26

>>264 just whines and refuses to do better.

266 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 08:59

>>263-265 should try being creative in a thread that has reached part VII.

267 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 09:38

>>266 is a talentless panda

268 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 09:57

>>267 is a panda's panda, a panda among pandas.

269 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 10:48

>>268 is unsure of whether or not he is in the "Praise" or "Insult" thread.

270 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 12:37

>>269 didn't exactly clarify the situation with that limpwristed post.

271 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 13:44

>>270 prides himself on his wrists of steel, capable of sustaining five consecutive fapping sessions in the panda section of the local zoological library.

272 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 15:13

>>271 can snap a reed of bamboo in half with his bare hands!

273 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 15:18

>>272 can snap his bare hands in half with a reed of bamboo.

274 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 15:53

>>273's body snaps in a light breeze.

275 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 16:12

>>274's mind snaps when he looks at pictures of Bridget.

276 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 17:22

>>275 does nothing but look at pictures of Bridget.

277 Name: : 1993-09-5035 18:16

>>276 is too busy trying to look like Bridget to look at pictures, wearing his cosplay outfit as daily attire.

278 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 19:21

The time >>277 took to type his post was the longest break he's had from fapping to >>276 in seven years.

279 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 20:13

>>278 is such an airforce otaku, that he has a F16 button on his keyboard

280 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 20:27

>>279 is such a Trekkie, he had plastic borg implant replicas surgically attached all over his body.

281 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 21:32

>>280 is only an elitist because his are custom-made out of titanium

282 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 21:41

>>281 is hardcore and used asbestos for his implants.

283 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 00:12

>>282 Tried to get DQN tattooed to his forehead but misspelled it.

284 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 00:18

>>283
Forgot to bring his big-boy pants to celebrate the occasion of a successful insult.

285 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 00:23

>>284 Forgot his Depends before reading this thread, and paid a high price for it.

286 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 03:09

>>285 can't watch independce day without checking outside every 10 minutes to see if "they" aren't really trying to sneek up on him right now.

287 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 09:18

>>286 is unaware that "they" are watching him, right now.

288 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 09:22

"They" got bored of watching >>287 long ago, and, frankly, I can't blame "them".

289 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 10:41

>>288 was more interesting to watch since he was masturbating to gay porn.

290 Name: : 1993-09-5036 10:54

>>289 starred in that gay beastiality porn >>288 was watching.

291 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 11:30

>>290 was the gay panda co-starring with >>289.

292 Name: : 1993-09-5036 12:06

>>291 is the one who stalked the gay panda, stealing and sniffing his clothes.

293 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 12:44

>>292 Traded bamboo for sexual favors from >>291

294 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 16:14

>>293 just skips the bamboo and rapes pandas instead

295 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 16:31

When >>294 had to go to the hospital to have his penis freed from the mouth of the vacuumcleanertube, which he tried to use on him for pleasure, it was extra embarrasing that the tube was only one cm wide.

296 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 17:23

>>295 likes to make up triplecompoundwords and uses them during onlineforumdiscussions to sound like an extrasmartguy.

297 Name: : 1993-09-5036 21:27

>>296 masturbates at that.

298 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 22:36

>>297 videotapes it.

299 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 22:38

>>298 sells the clips on specialized sites.

300 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 22:47

The sites are so specialized that >>299 is the only regular customer.

301 Name: : 1993-09-5036 22:50

>>300 fwapped at the end of the movie 300.

302 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:03

>>301 is a wonderful person.

303 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:03

>>301 didn't, the sick freak.

304 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:30

>>303 is a shitty substitute for a bass player

305 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:42

>>304 is a shitty substitute for bass fishing bait.

306 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:54

>>305 is a shitty substitute for a bass

307 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 00:11

>>306's friends call him "Large mouth"

And he sucks their dicks too.

308 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 00:14

>>306 is a shitty substitute for anyone. Bring back Biff the Understudy!

309 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 00:17

>>308
Is a shitty substitute for another shitty poster >>307 who couldn't even get his shitty substitute failure correct

310 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 01:40

>>309 couldn't come up with an original insult to save his life.

311 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 01:41

>>310 has no life to save.

312 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 07:11

>>311 is undead.

313 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 08:17

>>312 is unfunny.

314 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 08:43

>>313 is uncreative

315 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 09:03

>>314 is unloved.

316 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 12:43

>>315 will never know what it's like to lie with a warm naked indian in a cold naked forest.

317 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 14:48

only an arboreophile like >>316 would come up with nutty ideas about naked forests.

318 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 15:06

>>317 has the biggest collection of dentures this side of the Mississippi.

319 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 21:57

>>318 likes to chew on aluminum siding

320 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 22:05

>>319 prefers chewing on aluminium siding, goddamn Limey that he is.

321 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 23:25

>>320 is a filthy tea-in-harbour chucking colonial

322 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 03:59

>>321 is overly verbose

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