ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 12:59

>>22 takes bribes

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 13:08

>>23 refuses bribes.

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 19:15

>>24 is a creationist and believes in an Intelligent Designer who perfectly created banananananananas for human grip and consumption.

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 20:08

>>25 cannot stop spelling bananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana.

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 20:15

>>26 is a banana.

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 20:16

>>27 is a panda on a banana diet.

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 20:19

>>28 is a

oh fuck it he's not even worth an insult.

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 20:20

>>29 can't even think of any insult at all.

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 20:47

Nor can >>30, so he sticks to what he knows best: pointing out the obvious.

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 23:38

>>31 Has as much originality as a new TV talk show, and hangs out with people that would be on such a talk show.

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 07:18

>>32 hosts said talk show.

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 08:57

>>33 IS A FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, FUCK YOU.

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 09:09

>>34 isn't even shit; isn't even as much as a nobody.

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 09:18

>>35 is a great big poopyhead. And a boogernose.

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 10:58

>>36's mom

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 11:18

>>37 is less mature than my Limburger.

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 12:23

>>38 needs to get those TPS reports done ASAP

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 13:09

I believe >>39 has my stapler.

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 14:14

>>40 couldn't be a firestarter even if his life depended on it.

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 15:18

>>41 broke his ankle trying to start a fire.

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 17:42

>>42 broke a terribly obscure and inaccessible bone on the inside of his ankle, when >>42 was dancing to Prodigy's Firestarter.

44 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 17:58

And >>43 loves him for it.

45 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 18:38

No one loves >>44

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 20:34

>>45 loves >>44
...in the butt

47 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 21:27

>>46 genuinely believes that ending any sentence with "...in the butt" makes them 100% funnier ... in the butt.

48 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 22:11

>>47 doesn't do it in the butt, not even with a mutt.

49 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 22:29

>>48 took it up the butt from a mutt in a hut (he is also a slut)

50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 22:36

>>49 butts butts lol

51 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 22:49

>>50 actually likes that song.

52 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 12:52

>>51 wrote that song.

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 13:04

>>52 lip synched in the video for that song.

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 14:49

>>53 was the inspiration for that song.

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 15:37

>>54 made a Stepmania chart for that song

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 16:06

>>55 hates bun :(

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 02:09

>>56 hates the all beef patty.

58 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 02:18

>>57 loves the all beef party.

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 02:41

>>58's night ain't complete without some meat in the seat.

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 02:41

>>58 was the MC for that party

61 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 02:46

>>58 hosts all beef parties.

62 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 02:54

>>60 and >>61 both missed the short bus this morning.

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 05:10

>>59 drives the short bus, and >>62as job is to fill the tank each day.

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 05:43

>>63 is the angry hobo who chases the short bus every day, shaking his fist and throwing his shoes at it.

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 11:09

>>64 watches Lucky Star.

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 13:18

>>65 wants to marry Konata.

67 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 13:22

>>66 doesn't want to marry Konata.

68 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 14:37

>>67 is married to his computer and right hand.

69 Name: !SEXwNEvaDA : 1993-09-5025 14:42

>>68 doesn't have my tripcode.

70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 14:51

>>69 thinks people care about his stupid tripcode.

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 15:28

>>70 didn't get >>69's joke.

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 15:52

>>71 doesn't realize that the whole Nevada-tan thing played out years and years ago AND ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY ANY MORE.

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 16:26

>>72 isn't autistic enough to know that jokes are always funny no matter how often they're told.

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 17:08

>>70,72,73 are just jealous because they don't have sex with Nevada.

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:25

>>74 has never had sex, and likely never will.

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:27

>>75 thinks he has had sex, but doesn't realise your own hand doesn't count

77 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:31

>>76 has to use his hands to count.

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 00:49

>>77 has to unzip his fly to count to 11.

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 02:45

>>78 doesn't know the truth about >>77.

80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 02:51

>>79 really doesn't get the whole "insult" thing, does he? >>79 is pretty damned stupid.

81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 03:33

>>80 is actually >>79.

82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 03:35

>>81's an idiot.

83 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 06:07

>>82 is an idiot.

84 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 09:05

>>83 is a panda

85 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 09:39

>>84 needs to take a break from these so-called "insult" threads until he thinks of a new one. "xx is a panda" is overdone.

86 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 10:02

>>85 is tsundere for Pandas.

87 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 11:16

>>86 Is gay for those who are tsundere for Pandas.

88 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 12:36

>>87 is a Panda for those who are gay for those who are tsundere for Pandas.

89 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 13:39

>>88 is in denial.

90 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 13:55

>>89 is in the Nile, and it burns when he pees.

91 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 14:04

>>90 once attempted to burn his urine.

92 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 14:35

>>91 made sure his own attempt would succeed, and proceeded to piss against a high voltage power line.

93 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:10

>>92 pissed on a panda

94 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:18

>>93 was that panda.

95 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:24

>>94 enjoys panda watersports

96 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:43

>>95 panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda poop

97 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:50

>>96 skipped a groove.

98 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:43

>>97 faps to lassie

99 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 19:04

>>98 here. I'm now going to insult myself to get 100GET.

100 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 20:39

>>99 You idiot; you didn't even do that right.

101 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 22:30

>>１００ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗちょｗｗｗｗｗｗｗﾃﾗﾜﾛｽｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

102 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 00:24

>>101 Sucks so hard, he once inhaled a horse through a straw.

103 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-5027 01:22

>>102 was that horse

104 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 01:26

>>103 masturbated to the sight of >>101 inhaling >>102.

105 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 01:31

>>104 conceived this new fetish, inspiring >>101-103 to new levels of perversion.

106 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 01:36

>>105 ran the top site for horse-inhaling fetish pixx and made millions.

107 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 01:39

>>106 owned half of all the accounts; keeps forgetting his password. It was "horsesnort".

108 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 02:05

>>107

Actually knows what the password was, because he defined it.

109 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 17:56

When people defined the term dickhead, >>108 was their sole source of inspiration.

110 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 18:12

>>109 was actually the only person to define the term dickhead in this way.

111 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 18:13

>>110 is circumcised

112 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 19:09

>>111 is a foreskin golem sculpted by a crafty kabbalist

113 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 20:17

>>112 is a foreskin collector and a fearsome fetishist.

114 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 22:58

>>113 collects STDs

115 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 23:09

>>114 Collects SBDs in his nose.

116 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 00:49

>>115 is snot

117 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 00:54

>>116 would know, because bodily fluids are a topic of special interest for him.

118 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 01:12

>>117 has 5 Terabytes of porn. He stores all this on diskette.

119 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 04:20

>>118 has 5 Terabytes of gay magic. He has uploaded all this to DQN.

120 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 04:39

>>119 is printing it all as we speak.

121 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 05:55

>>120 once tried to print the internet

122 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 06:09

>>121 looks like "(´^ิω＾ิ)"

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