ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

263 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 03:29

>>262 I ask myself that every time I see this stupid thread.

264 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 04:22

>>262-3 seriously. this thread is no longer at all creative (see >>256-261)

265 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 07:26

>>264 just whines and refuses to do better.

266 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 08:59

>>263-265 should try being creative in a thread that has reached part VII.

267 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 09:38

>>266 is a talentless panda

268 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 09:57

>>267 is a panda's panda, a panda among pandas.

269 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 10:48

>>268 is unsure of whether or not he is in the "Praise" or "Insult" thread.

270 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 12:37

>>269 didn't exactly clarify the situation with that limpwristed post.

271 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 13:44

>>270 prides himself on his wrists of steel, capable of sustaining five consecutive fapping sessions in the panda section of the local zoological library.

272 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 15:13

>>271 can snap a reed of bamboo in half with his bare hands!

273 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 15:18

>>272 can snap his bare hands in half with a reed of bamboo.

274 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 15:53

>>273's body snaps in a light breeze.

275 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 16:12

>>274's mind snaps when he looks at pictures of Bridget.

276 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 17:22

>>275 does nothing but look at pictures of Bridget.

277 Name: : 1993-09-5035 18:16

>>276 is too busy trying to look like Bridget to look at pictures, wearing his cosplay outfit as daily attire.

278 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 19:21

The time >>277 took to type his post was the longest break he's had from fapping to >>276 in seven years.

279 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 20:13

>>278 is such an airforce otaku, that he has a F16 button on his keyboard

280 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 20:27

>>279 is such a Trekkie, he had plastic borg implant replicas surgically attached all over his body.

281 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 21:32

>>280 is only an elitist because his are custom-made out of titanium

282 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 21:41

>>281 is hardcore and used asbestos for his implants.

283 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 00:12

>>282 Tried to get DQN tattooed to his forehead but misspelled it.

284 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 00:18

>>283
Forgot to bring his big-boy pants to celebrate the occasion of a successful insult.

285 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 00:23

>>284 Forgot his Depends before reading this thread, and paid a high price for it.

286 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 03:09

>>285 can't watch independce day without checking outside every 10 minutes to see if "they" aren't really trying to sneek up on him right now.

287 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 09:18

>>286 is unaware that "they" are watching him, right now.

288 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 09:22

"They" got bored of watching >>287 long ago, and, frankly, I can't blame "them".

289 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 10:41

>>288 was more interesting to watch since he was masturbating to gay porn.

290 Name: : 1993-09-5036 10:54

>>289 starred in that gay beastiality porn >>288 was watching.

291 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 11:30

>>290 was the gay panda co-starring with >>289.

292 Name: : 1993-09-5036 12:06

>>291 is the one who stalked the gay panda, stealing and sniffing his clothes.

293 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 12:44

>>292 Traded bamboo for sexual favors from >>291

294 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 16:14

>>293 just skips the bamboo and rapes pandas instead

295 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 16:31

When >>294 had to go to the hospital to have his penis freed from the mouth of the vacuumcleanertube, which he tried to use on him for pleasure, it was extra embarrasing that the tube was only one cm wide.

296 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 17:23

>>295 likes to make up triplecompoundwords and uses them during onlineforumdiscussions to sound like an extrasmartguy.

297 Name: : 1993-09-5036 21:27

>>296 masturbates at that.

298 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 22:36

>>297 videotapes it.

299 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 22:38

>>298 sells the clips on specialized sites.

300 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 22:47

The sites are so specialized that >>299 is the only regular customer.

301 Name: : 1993-09-5036 22:50

>>300 fwapped at the end of the movie 300.

302 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:03

>>301 is a wonderful person.

303 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:03

>>301 didn't, the sick freak.

304 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:30

>>303 is a shitty substitute for a bass player

305 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:42

>>304 is a shitty substitute for bass fishing bait.

306 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:54

>>305 is a shitty substitute for a bass

307 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 00:11

>>306's friends call him "Large mouth"

And he sucks their dicks too.

308 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 00:14

>>306 is a shitty substitute for anyone. Bring back Biff the Understudy!

309 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 00:17

>>308
Is a shitty substitute for another shitty poster >>307 who couldn't even get his shitty substitute failure correct

310 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 01:40

>>309 couldn't come up with an original insult to save his life.

311 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 01:41

>>310 has no life to save.

312 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 07:11

>>311 is undead.

313 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 08:17

>>312 is unfunny.

314 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 08:43

>>313 is uncreative

315 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 09:03

>>314 is unloved.

316 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 12:43

>>315 will never know what it's like to lie with a warm naked indian in a cold naked forest.

317 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 14:48

only an arboreophile like >>316 would come up with nutty ideas about naked forests.

318 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 15:06

>>317 has the biggest collection of dentures this side of the Mississippi.

319 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 21:57

>>318 likes to chew on aluminum siding

320 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 22:05

>>319 prefers chewing on aluminium siding, goddamn Limey that he is.

321 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 23:25

>>320 is a filthy tea-in-harbour chucking colonial

322 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 03:59

>>321 is overly verbose

323 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 05:35

>>322 Is quite breviloquent

324 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 07:23

>>323 reminds me of the baby sister I never had. The bitch.

325 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 09:39

>>324 still boned her though

326 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 10:25

325>> Smells of elderberries.

327 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 11:20

>>326 is just asking for it. Begging, even.

328 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 12:27

>>327 is vague and bland

329 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 13:10

>>328 was also found lacking in spice and substance.

330 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 14:53

>>329 bathes in monosodium glutamate to enhance his flavour.

331 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 14:55

>>330 boils instant ramen in the bathwater afterwards. He claims it to be the tastiest food on Earth.

332 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 16:28

>>331 is too closed-minded to try bathwater ramen.

333 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 17:36

>>332 is too closed-buttocked to try prostate massagers.

334 Name: : 1993-09-5038 18:26

>>333 pretends to be half-evil while prancing about with prostate massagers up his butt.

335 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 18:37

>>334 surfs the net with his thumb up his ass.

336 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 19:23

>>335 would rather let >>334 use his thumb.

337 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 22:33

>>336 Sucks the thumb that was up >>334's ass when he quits surfing the net.

338 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 22:36

>>337 is unaware that said thumb inexplicably tastes of sweet sweet strawberry pie!

339 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 23:07

>>338 has the IQ of a strawberry pie

340 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 23:56

>>339 has the IQ of a cup of flour, one of the ingredients used to make strawberry pie.

341 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 02:59

>>340 is the cancer that is killing /DQN/.

342 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 07:17

>>341 is the /b/tard that is ruining DQN.

343 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 07:56

>>342 is the DQN-tard that is killing /b/.

344 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 08:04

>>343 is the /a/sshole that is destroying the internet.

345 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 14:12

>>344 is the /x/enophobe that is coming up with all these 4chan denizen descriptor nouns.

346 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 20:46

>>345 is afraid of any other being

347 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 01:25

>>346 is unable to be.

348 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 01:26

>>347 is unable to pee

349 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 04:18

...but >>347 helps him every night...

350 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 04:24

>>349 apparently thinks one who is unable to pee is able to help themselves do so, a sure sign of mental deficiency.

351 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 05:28

Not mentally retarded, >>350 is still a boring examply of yet another of thos losers unable to tap even a drop of creativity. So he gets lost in stating the plain obvious.

352 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 12:14

>>351's gay magic is weak

353 Name: : 1993-09-5040 13:56

>>352 not only doesn't have any gay magic, but also doesn't have any magic of any kind.

354 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 14:07

>>353 is a muggle. And a panda. A gay one.

355 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 14:09

>>354 is going to camp in front of the bookstore a week in advance of the issuing of Harry Potter 7. And yet he's gonna fail to get a copy.

356 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 14:11

>>355 knows this because he plans on stealing >>354's wallet two minutes before HP7 is released.

357 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 15:54

>>356 Was going to leak HP7 info on the internet, but couldn't figure out how to use WinRAR,Winzip, or something like that

358 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 16:21

>>357 Was quite relieved to here this, and wrote many a SnapexHarry fanfic to celebrate.

359 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 16:33

>>358 is not funny enough to post in this thread

360 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 18:27

>>359's dick is so funny, because it imitates >>359 perfectly.

361 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 21:05

>>360 Had >>359's dick do that impersonation in >>360's left nostril, because >>360 is too lazy to pick his own nose.

362 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 21:25

>>361 eats his boogers with fava beans and a nice chianti.

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