ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

283 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 00:12

>>282 Tried to get DQN tattooed to his forehead but misspelled it.

284 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 00:18

>>283
Forgot to bring his big-boy pants to celebrate the occasion of a successful insult.

285 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 00:23

>>284 Forgot his Depends before reading this thread, and paid a high price for it.

286 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 03:09

>>285 can't watch independce day without checking outside every 10 minutes to see if "they" aren't really trying to sneek up on him right now.

287 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 09:18

>>286 is unaware that "they" are watching him, right now.

288 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 09:22

"They" got bored of watching >>287 long ago, and, frankly, I can't blame "them".

289 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 10:41

>>288 was more interesting to watch since he was masturbating to gay porn.

290 Name: : 1993-09-5036 10:54

>>289 starred in that gay beastiality porn >>288 was watching.

291 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 11:30

>>290 was the gay panda co-starring with >>289.

292 Name: : 1993-09-5036 12:06

>>291 is the one who stalked the gay panda, stealing and sniffing his clothes.

293 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 12:44

>>292 Traded bamboo for sexual favors from >>291

294 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 16:14

>>293 just skips the bamboo and rapes pandas instead

295 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 16:31

When >>294 had to go to the hospital to have his penis freed from the mouth of the vacuumcleanertube, which he tried to use on him for pleasure, it was extra embarrasing that the tube was only one cm wide.

296 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 17:23

>>295 likes to make up triplecompoundwords and uses them during onlineforumdiscussions to sound like an extrasmartguy.

297 Name: : 1993-09-5036 21:27

>>296 masturbates at that.

298 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 22:36

>>297 videotapes it.

299 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 22:38

>>298 sells the clips on specialized sites.

300 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 22:47

The sites are so specialized that >>299 is the only regular customer.

301 Name: : 1993-09-5036 22:50

>>300 fwapped at the end of the movie 300.

302 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:03

>>301 is a wonderful person.

303 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:03

>>301 didn't, the sick freak.

304 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:30

>>303 is a shitty substitute for a bass player

305 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:42

>>304 is a shitty substitute for bass fishing bait.

306 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:54

>>305 is a shitty substitute for a bass

307 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 00:11

>>306's friends call him "Large mouth"

And he sucks their dicks too.

308 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 00:14

>>306 is a shitty substitute for anyone. Bring back Biff the Understudy!

309 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 00:17

>>308
Is a shitty substitute for another shitty poster >>307 who couldn't even get his shitty substitute failure correct

310 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 01:40

>>309 couldn't come up with an original insult to save his life.

311 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 01:41

>>310 has no life to save.

312 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 07:11

>>311 is undead.

313 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 08:17

>>312 is unfunny.

314 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 08:43

>>313 is uncreative

315 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 09:03

>>314 is unloved.

316 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 12:43

>>315 will never know what it's like to lie with a warm naked indian in a cold naked forest.

317 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 14:48

only an arboreophile like >>316 would come up with nutty ideas about naked forests.

318 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 15:06

>>317 has the biggest collection of dentures this side of the Mississippi.

319 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 21:57

>>318 likes to chew on aluminum siding

320 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 22:05

>>319 prefers chewing on aluminium siding, goddamn Limey that he is.

321 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 23:25

>>320 is a filthy tea-in-harbour chucking colonial

322 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 03:59

>>321 is overly verbose

323 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 05:35

>>322 Is quite breviloquent

324 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 07:23

>>323 reminds me of the baby sister I never had. The bitch.

325 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 09:39

>>324 still boned her though

326 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 10:25

325>> Smells of elderberries.

327 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 11:20

>>326 is just asking for it. Begging, even.

328 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 12:27

>>327 is vague and bland

329 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 13:10

>>328 was also found lacking in spice and substance.

330 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 14:53

>>329 bathes in monosodium glutamate to enhance his flavour.

331 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 14:55

>>330 boils instant ramen in the bathwater afterwards. He claims it to be the tastiest food on Earth.

332 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 16:28

>>331 is too closed-minded to try bathwater ramen.

333 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 17:36

>>332 is too closed-buttocked to try prostate massagers.

334 Name: : 1993-09-5038 18:26

>>333 pretends to be half-evil while prancing about with prostate massagers up his butt.

335 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 18:37

>>334 surfs the net with his thumb up his ass.

336 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 19:23

>>335 would rather let >>334 use his thumb.

337 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 22:33

>>336 Sucks the thumb that was up >>334's ass when he quits surfing the net.

338 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 22:36

>>337 is unaware that said thumb inexplicably tastes of sweet sweet strawberry pie!

339 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 23:07

>>338 has the IQ of a strawberry pie

340 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 23:56

>>339 has the IQ of a cup of flour, one of the ingredients used to make strawberry pie.

341 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 02:59

>>340 is the cancer that is killing /DQN/.

342 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 07:17

>>341 is the /b/tard that is ruining DQN.

343 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 07:56

>>342 is the DQN-tard that is killing /b/.

344 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 08:04

>>343 is the /a/sshole that is destroying the internet.

345 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 14:12

>>344 is the /x/enophobe that is coming up with all these 4chan denizen descriptor nouns.

346 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 20:46

>>345 is afraid of any other being

347 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 01:25

>>346 is unable to be.

348 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 01:26

>>347 is unable to pee

349 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 04:18

...but >>347 helps him every night...

350 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 04:24

>>349 apparently thinks one who is unable to pee is able to help themselves do so, a sure sign of mental deficiency.

351 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 05:28

Not mentally retarded, >>350 is still a boring examply of yet another of thos losers unable to tap even a drop of creativity. So he gets lost in stating the plain obvious.

352 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 12:14

>>351's gay magic is weak

353 Name: : 1993-09-5040 13:56

>>352 not only doesn't have any gay magic, but also doesn't have any magic of any kind.

354 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 14:07

>>353 is a muggle. And a panda. A gay one.

355 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 14:09

>>354 is going to camp in front of the bookstore a week in advance of the issuing of Harry Potter 7. And yet he's gonna fail to get a copy.

356 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 14:11

>>355 knows this because he plans on stealing >>354's wallet two minutes before HP7 is released.

357 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 15:54

>>356 Was going to leak HP7 info on the internet, but couldn't figure out how to use WinRAR,Winzip, or something like that

358 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 16:21

>>357 Was quite relieved to here this, and wrote many a SnapexHarry fanfic to celebrate.

359 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 16:33

>>358 is not funny enough to post in this thread

360 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 18:27

>>359's dick is so funny, because it imitates >>359 perfectly.

361 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 21:05

>>360 Had >>359's dick do that impersonation in >>360's left nostril, because >>360 is too lazy to pick his own nose.

362 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 21:25

>>361 eats his boogers with fava beans and a nice chianti.

363 Name: : 1993-09-5040 21:26

>>362 fwaps to http://userpic.livejournal.com/51179161/3193534

364 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 01:14

>>363 inserts bamboo in his wide urethra

365 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 07:11

>>364 chews on said bamboo. Because he is a panda.

366 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 09:22

>>365 sucks dick for bus fare and then walks home.

367 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 09:24

>>366 sucks dick for free and then walks to >>365's place.

368 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:22

>>367 is the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

369 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:28

>>368 is the kind of person who would still be grateful for >>367 buttsechsing him, because >>367 is the only person who would ever even give him so much as a second glance.

370 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:39

>>369 carved the word "buttsechs" into his desk.

371 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:43

>>370 attempted to repair the surface of >>369's desk with glue and wood shavings.

372 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:43

>>371 fapped into >>370's bottle of glue.

373 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:45

>>372 is a panda.

374 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:46

>>373 is a pa-pa-panda.

375 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:56

>>374 tried to get a Slowpoke combo on /b/.

376 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:58

>>375 was caught masturbating at his best friend's 16th birthday party and never lived it down.

377 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:01

>>376 caught >>375 masturbating at his 16th birthday party and made his little sister anally rape him with her 21" strap-on.

378 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:31

>>377 insulted the wrong poster.

379 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:39

>>378 videotaped the events >>377 mentioned for later viewing.

380 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:04

>>379 paid him over 9000 dollars for a copy.

381 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:33

>>380 found a torrent and downloaded it instead.

382 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:35

>>381 is the one who always /r/s in /t/.

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