Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:
>>0 was not all that insulting.
>>463 can't tell the difference between "ote" and "orta".
>>467 thinks overtone singing is the only music worth listening to.
>>468 takes pride in his complete collection of Kenny G albums.
>>469 takes pride in his collection of sailor moon dolls, which is limited to figures of sailor Uranus, though.
>>472 believes himself to be a vampire. Likes to dress entirely in black, except his mother makes sure he wears clean white underwear.
>>474 believes himself to be an asswipe. Likes to dress entirely in brown, and his mother gave up on making sure he wears clean white underwear.
>>475 has a clean white underwear fetish. Gets totally excited in a clothesstore
>>476 has a dirty stained underwear fetish. Gets totally exited in a laundromat.
>>477 has a thing for gay guys washing their underwear. Gets totally entered in a laundromat.
>>479 owns and operates a laundry-themed gay bar.
>>481 is a hikki and will protect the value of that term if he comes accross anyone who will misuse it.
>>485 digs up ancient insults that weren't even particularly good when they were new.
>>489 fetishises Asia Carrera, but wouldn't stick it in her pooper.
>>492 has 8 children, and named them all Asia Carrera, despite the fact that all 8 are boys.
>>494 faps to the aforementioned boys named Asia Carrera.
>>494 insulted himself. It's probably because of gay magic. Or Asia Carrera. But definitely one of those two.
>>495 thinks it would be odd to fap to Asia Carrera, the hottest of hot. What a gaywad.
>>496 thinks "gaylord" is an insult appropriate to offspring of the landed gentry
Squeeks sucks this is not new news.
>>499 is a nice little poster from a 4chan board. He is a newbie too.
>>500 is VIP QUALITY
>>501 is disgusted by the frequency of Asia Carrera in the threads but secretly dedicates all his fap to her
>>502 is disgusted by the frequency of Pandas in the threads but secretly dedicates all his fap to them
>>503 wasted two months trying to get Asia Carrera to mate with a panda.
It wasn't her fault. >>504 was said panda, but was simply too afraid of such a assertive sexy woman. after two months, Carrera gave up trying
>>505 was tasked with the job of 'milking' the Panda for it's 'fluids'. Did it for free.
>>506 was the panda fluffer, and paid for the privilege.
>>513's quality is lower than whale shit, which as we all know is at the bottom of the ocean.
And here we have the repugnant >>514, a scavenging fish for the most part, subsisting on whale feces and the occasional dead mollusk.
>>516 doesn't care about Asia Carrera. Because he's a Panda.
>>517 doesn't care about pandas, even though he is one.
Likes "pink socks", and not the ones that turn up in the washing machine (usually).
>>532 actually considered that an insult, the gaylord.
>>533 ranks above gaylord, being the Dowager Duchess of gay
>>535 thinks that trading all your Asia Carrera movies for the position of second in command is an extreme fetish favor
>>539 is just jealous that he's not part of this orgy, that's all.
>>542 stuffs his nose and his mouth with other people's boogers, occasionally stealing boogers from people's pets when he can't catch the owners unawares.
>>543 stuffs his ears with other people's boogers, and his mouth with other people's earwax.
>>544 stuffs his ears with tongues, and his mouth with penis.
>>546 is on the receiving end of increasing auto-pretentiousness
>>547 is on the increasing end of pretentious auto-receiving
>>551 watched the transformers movie five times already
>>551 failed to insult the previous poster and insulted himself instead.
>>552 thinks "Master of the Obvious" is a great distinction.
>>554 can't come up with a decent insult, and resorts to copying old insults.