ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

504 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 22:59

>>503 wasted two months trying to get Asia Carrera to mate with a panda.

505 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 01:11

It wasn't her fault. >>504 was said panda, but was simply too afraid of such a assertive sexy woman. after two months, Carrera gave up trying

506 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 04:52

>>505 was tasked with the job of 'milking' the Panda for it's 'fluids'. Did it for free.

507 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 07:12

>>506 was the panda fluffer, and paid for the privilege.

508 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 07:52

>>507 hails from ancient mesopotamia.

509 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 09:27

>>508 hails from ancient persia.

510 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 09:58

>>509 hails from SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

511 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 11:12

>>510 isn't really an insult.

512 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 12:50

>>511 is so pathetic he took a perfectly good chance to insult the previous poster and instead offered a tepid criticism of the post itself.

>>511 is a weak-willed moron.

513 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 15:29

Quantity over quality is >>512's philosophy.

514 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 15:38

>>513's quality is lower than whale shit, which as we all know is at the bottom of the ocean.

515 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 15:49

And here we have the repugnant >>514, a scavenging fish for the most part, subsisting on whale feces and the occasional dead mollusk.

516 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 16:31

Asia Carrera doesn't care about >>515

517 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 20:55

>>516 doesn't care about Asia Carrera. Because he's a Panda.

518 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 01:12

>>517 doesn't care about pandas, even though he is one.

519 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 02:06

>>518 does care about pandas, sexually.

520 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 02:29

>>519 is actually into bestiality himself.

521 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 02:40

>>520 is a necrozoophiliac.
>>520 is mostly responsible for the Panda's endangered species status.

522 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 03:37

>>521

Likes "pink socks", and not the ones that turn up in the washing machine (usually).

523 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 05:12

>>522 finds dead mollusks sexually arousing.

524 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 06:34

not even dead mollusks find >>523 arousing in any way

525 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 11:34

>>524 is the only one who finds >>523 arousing.

526 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 11:36

>>525 is a pink sock.

527 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 15:12

>>526 can't even afford new insults and has to buy whatever >>522 has decided he no longer wants.

528 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 18:51

>>527 is a washing machine.

529 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 20:47

>>528 Fails to make logical insults.

530 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 21:29

>>529 Is a padantick ideut.

531 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 21:45

>>530 is a revisionist hyena

532 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 22:09

>>531 is Asia Carrera

533 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 22:40

>>532 actually considered that an insult, the gaylord.

534 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 23:44

>>533 ranks above gaylord, being the Dowager Duchess of gay

535 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 00:05

>>534
Once traded some extreme fetish favors in order to be second in command to >>533

536 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 12:55

>>535 thinks that trading all your Asia Carrera movies for the position of second in command is an extreme fetish favor

537 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 13:19

>>536 is >>534's biggest fetish.

538 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 14:13

>>537 is also part of this orgy

539 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 14:27

>>538 is more predictable than the insult ">>538 is not part of this orgy" would have been.

540 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 16:10

>>539 is just jealous that he's not part of this orgy, that's all.

541 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 17:00

>>540 listens to Orgy.

542 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 17:35

>>541 stuffs his ears with other people's earwax.

543 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 21:42

>>542 stuffs his nose and his mouth with other people's boogers, occasionally stealing boogers from people's pets when he can't catch the owners unawares.

544 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 22:03

>>543 stuffs his ears with other people's boogers, and his mouth with other people's earwax.

545 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 22:41

>>544 stuffs his ears with tongues, and his mouth with penis.

546 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 23:02

being on the receiving end, >>545 is not complaining

547 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 01:58

>>546 is on the receiving end of increasing auto-pretentiousness

548 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 02:32

>>547 is on the increasing end of pretentious auto-receiving

549 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 04:55

>>548 is a car sexxer

550 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 09:04

>>549 tried to pimp his car, but was disappointed when only >>548 wanted to rent it for two hours of hot lovin'.

551 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 11:33

>>551 watched the transformers movie five times already

552 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 11:42

>>551 failed to insult the previous poster and insulted himself instead.

553 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 11:46

>>552 thinks "Master of the Obvious" is a great distinction.

554 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 13:53

>>553 has yet to master the obvious.

555 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 14:32

>>554 can't come up with a decent insult, and resorts to copying old insults.

556 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 14:47

>>555's insult is an accurate description of >>555 himself.

557 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 15:28

>>556 has had so much of his brain replaced with cerebrospinal fluid that he thinks he's posting in the "ITT we make tepid observations about the previous poster" thread.

>>556 is a short bus commando.

558 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 16:27

>>557 is a master of the obvious. Hurrah for him, I guess.

559 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 16:38

>>558 is a master baiter

560 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 16:40

>>559, much like e. coli, eats shit.

561 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 16:47

>>560 ran out of way to accuse people of homosexuality

562 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 16:50

>>561 is ugly and retarded.

563 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 16:58

>>562 is a doodie-head

564 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 17:04

>>563 is a shitbreathing asspocket.

565 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 17:05

>>564 is a Panda.

566 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 17:08

>>565 is a worthless unimaginative fuckmitten.

Panda? Seriously? What's the point of posting that over and over in these threads? It was never funny, and it never will be.

567 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 17:25

>>566 doesn't understand anything.
>>566 thinks 'shit' and 'fuck' are funny.
>>566 is a Panda.

568 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 17:38

>>567 is covered with dung beetles.

569 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 17:47

>>568 is a dung beetle

570 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 17:50

>>569 eats dung beetles

571 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 17:53

>>570 eats dung

572 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 22:15

>>571 is a pile of dung with a vore fetish.

573 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 22:23

>>572 is confused about the intellectual capabilities of dung piles.

574 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 22:55

>>573 mistakenly believes that dung piles have such great intellectual capabilities that they would never be as low as to have a vore fetish.

575 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 23:25

>>574 is an expert on dung piles because they are a topic of special interest for him.

576 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 00:33

they are after all, what my pet >>575 feeds on

577 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 01:03

>>576 is just the sort of weirdo who would have a shit-eating beast for a pet. I'm not the least bit surprised.

578 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 01:19

>>577 prefers donkey raping shit eaters.

579 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 01:21

>>578 mother was a donkey and his father was a donkey raping shiteater.

580 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 01:23

>>578,579 suck at this

581 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 01:37

>>580 is a dick.

582 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 02:09

>>581 is dickless

583 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 02:59

>>582 can't get enough dicks

584 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 04:10

>>583 can't get dickless enough.

585 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 10:52

>>1-584 couldn't write a decent insult to save their sorry asses.

586 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 11:48

>>585 would know, because he's the sort of person who gets insulted a lot.

587 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 13:19

>>586 is a Panda because a whole page has gone by without someone being called a Panda

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588 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 17:54

Panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda, bamboo bamboo!!

589 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 18:11

>>588 is a glow in the dark fuckhat from Guam

590 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 19:00

>>589 is just jealous.

591 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 19:21

>>590 is too brain-damaged to construct a proper insult.

592 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 20:42

Every time >>591 takes a dump, his IQ is reduced by half

593 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 22:34

Every time >>591 takes a dump, >>592 is removed from his natural habitat.

594 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 23:32

>>593
Is the bamboo-derived Metamucil that was eaten by >>591 and crapped out >>592

And is a Panda.

595 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 02:57

>>594 is just jealous.

596 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 05:48

>>595 is a kopipanda

597 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 07:34

>>596 is just jealous.

598 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 09:55

>>597 prides himself on his nickname 'jetplane exhaust'

599 Name: d : 1993-09-5058 10:15

d

600 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 12:04

>>599 just doesn't 600get it.

601 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 14:52

>>600's effort was for naught.

602 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 18:24

>>601 is a japanda

603 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 18:51

>>602 is a pandastani goat herder

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