ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 05:10

>>59 drives the short bus, and >>62as job is to fill the tank each day.

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 05:43

>>63 is the angry hobo who chases the short bus every day, shaking his fist and throwing his shoes at it.

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 11:09

>>64 watches Lucky Star.

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 13:18

>>65 wants to marry Konata.

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 13:22

>>66 doesn't want to marry Konata.

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 14:37

>>67 is married to his computer and right hand.

69 Name: !SEXwNEvaDA : 1993-09-5025 14:42

>>68 doesn't have my tripcode.

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 14:51

>>69 thinks people care about his stupid tripcode.

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 15:28

>>70 didn't get >>69's joke.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 15:52

>>71 doesn't realize that the whole Nevada-tan thing played out years and years ago AND ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY ANY MORE.

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 16:26

>>72 isn't autistic enough to know that jokes are always funny no matter how often they're told.

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 17:08

>>70,72,73 are just jealous because they don't have sex with Nevada.

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:25

>>74 has never had sex, and likely never will.

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:27

>>75 thinks he has had sex, but doesn't realise your own hand doesn't count

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:31

>>76 has to use his hands to count.

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 00:49

>>77 has to unzip his fly to count to 11.

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 02:45

>>78 doesn't know the truth about >>77.

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 02:51

>>79 really doesn't get the whole "insult" thing, does he? >>79 is pretty damned stupid.

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 03:33

>>80 is actually >>79.

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 03:35

>>81's an idiot.

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 06:07

>>82 is an idiot.

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 09:05

>>83 is a panda

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 09:39

>>84 needs to take a break from these so-called "insult" threads until he thinks of a new one. "xx is a panda" is overdone.

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 10:02

>>85 is tsundere for Pandas.

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 11:16

>>86 Is gay for those who are tsundere for Pandas.

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 12:36

>>87 is a Panda for those who are gay for those who are tsundere for Pandas.

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 13:39

>>88 is in denial.

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 13:55

>>89 is in the Nile, and it burns when he pees.

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 14:04

>>90 once attempted to burn his urine.

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 14:35

>>91 made sure his own attempt would succeed, and proceeded to piss against a high voltage power line.

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:10

>>92 pissed on a panda

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:18

>>93 was that panda.

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:24

>>94 enjoys panda watersports

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:43

>>95 panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda poop

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:50

>>96 skipped a groove.

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:43

>>97 faps to lassie

99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 19:04

>>98 here. I'm now going to insult myself to get 100GET.

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 20:39

>>99 You idiot; you didn't even do that right.

101 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 22:30

>>‚P‚O‚O‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚Ώ‚ε‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—ΓΧάΫ½‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 00:24

>>101 Sucks so hard, he once inhaled a horse through a straw.

103 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-5027 01:22

>>102 was that horse

104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 01:26

>>103 masturbated to the sight of >>101 inhaling >>102.

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 01:31

>>104 conceived this new fetish, inspiring >>101-103 to new levels of perversion.

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 01:36

>>105 ran the top site for horse-inhaling fetish pixx and made millions.

107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 01:39

>>106 owned half of all the accounts; keeps forgetting his password. It was "horsesnort".

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 02:05

>>107

Actually knows what the password was, because he defined it.

109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 17:56

When people defined the term dickhead, >>108 was their sole source of inspiration.

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 18:12

>>109 was actually the only person to define the term dickhead in this way.

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 18:13

>>110 is circumcised

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 19:09

>>111 is a foreskin golem sculpted by a crafty kabbalist

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 20:17

>>112 is a foreskin collector and a fearsome fetishist.

114 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 22:58

>>113 collects STDs

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 23:09

>>114 Collects SBDs in his nose.

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 00:49

>>115 is snot

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 00:54

>>116 would know, because bodily fluids are a topic of special interest for him.

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 01:12

>>117 has 5 Terabytes of porn. He stores all this on diskette.

119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 04:20

>>118 has 5 Terabytes of gay magic. He has uploaded all this to DQN.

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 04:39

>>119 is printing it all as we speak.

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 05:55

>>120 once tried to print the internet

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 06:09

>>121 looks like "(L^ิƒΦOิ)"

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 08:19

>>122 looks like 1166614719623.jpg

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 08:48

It doesn't show up well, but >>123 is keen to show anyone who's interested that the pixel {24,849} is him, in 1166614719623.jpg behind >>122

125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 08:50

>>123 enjoys the warm feeling on his ass when sitting on a photocopy machine

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 09:28

>>125 enjoys the warm feeling on his face when the photocopy machine sits on him

127 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 10:45

>>126 enjoys the warm feeling in his huge guts when a psycho Doom marine rips and tears them out.

128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:39

>>127 does nothing but play videogames.

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:41

>>128 does nothing but play videogames badly and then swear at them loudly.

130 Name: : 1993-09-5028 14:48

>>129 does nothing but fail at videogames badly and then swear the games are cheating and conspiring against him.

131 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:53

>>130 plays on Xbox live. Everyone he plays with mutes him and he never realizes it.

132 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 15:05

>>131 uses his EyeToy to take pictures of his balls. He has a Myspace page for each one.

133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 15:29

>>132 is friends with both of those balls.

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 15:32

>>133 wonders why everyone defriended his anus last week after his first photoshoot.

135 Name: : 1993-09-5028 16:15

>>134 would never dream of defriending >>133's anus.

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 16:37

Of course >>135 only knows this because he has been following >>134's every online move for the past 12 years, without the use of such disreputable methods as keylogging etc.

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 16:39

>>136 writes too much for a VIP

138 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 17:25

>>137
Is overtly critical

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 18:07

>>138 Once critically wounded himself by masturbating too much.

140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 19:05

>>139 can't even manage a critical hit

141 Name: !gSG02x2nFM : 1993-09-5028 19:08

test

142 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 21:23

>>141 was too stupid to use the tripcode test thread

143 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 21:44

>>140 was really >>141 in disguise, but >>142 is too dense to figure that out.

144 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 22:27

>>143 imagines more elaborate plots behind the scenes of the Elitist Superstructure than Alex Jones suspects to exist behind the WTC attack.

145 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 23:24

>>144 talks too damn much for his own good.

146 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 00:28

>>145 has an amazing grasp of the obvious.

147 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 01:43

>>146 thinks he's grasping something obiviously amazing

148 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-5029 01:55

>>147 can't spell "obviously."

149 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 02:33

>>148 lives in 1992

150 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 05:29

>>149 thinks calendars are funny

151 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 05:49

>>150 actually thinks it's 2007. The irony of it all.

152 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:51

>>151 is a panda-bear hamster.

153 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:56

>>152 can't even write a proper insult and just strings together insult-sounding sentences with the word panda in them somewhere.

154 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 16:23

>>153 feels outclassed by >>152.

155 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 16:25

>>154 had to look up "outclassed" to make sure it was a word.

156 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 17:10

>>155 had to look up "outclassed" to check if it wasn't a word.

157 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 18:03

>>156 had to look up "look up" to make sure it was what he was doing.

158 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 18:28

>>157 is like a dog, and can't look up

159 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 19:31

>>158 lives his life by the words "Life is like a mop".

160 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 19:48

I get the impression that >>159's got a touch of the lavender in him.

161 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 20:35

Whereas >>160 is sporting a screaming pink thong, a silly grin and a pair of handcuffs.

162 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 20:48

>>161 wears l'eau de Mothball for a reserved odor.

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