Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:
>>0 was not all that insulting.
daily sage
and you never heard of that,
>>666 is deluded enough to think people are affected in any way by his precious daily sage posts.
Also, he's the debbil.
>>671 is a cannibal
>>672 is a follower of Hannibal, and pissed off that Carthage fell to the Romans.
>>673 is a fan of the stupid 1980s TV series "Manimal" and is still upset that NBC cancelled it.
Actually watched "The Animal".
>>677 also thinks that Animal Planet is a big leftist plot of environmental hippy scum to destroy Western values, according to the schemes set out by the Frankfurt school.
>>678 thinks plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes.
>>679 is a disinformation agent of the New World Order, affiliated with the Tavistock Institute.
>>680's home is in a doorway at Tavistock Square, London.
>>684 is a limp-wristed bisexual whose lukewarm insults do not carry adequate intent
>>687 shouldn't think of anything better to say, if he's any judge. Unfortunately, he isn't any judge.
>>692's existence will eventually bring about Third Impact.
>>695 regards the phrase "Deep Impact" as a clever euphemism.
>>697 Found such deeply impacted fecal matter because he fists other guys with his narrow arm. Some people don't even notice that they were fisted, until they see a fist imprint on their crap.
>>699
Turds are so huge and hard, the American Standard Champion toilet can't handle them.
>>700 is eating a special diet to attempt to break the world's record for longest turd, currently set at 12 feet, 2 inches.
>>701 Is just angry because he developed the world's biggest prolapse after setting that record.
>>702 is just jealous because he can't manage the fine sphincter control necessary (due to excessive bummings).
>>703 completely misunderstood the phrase "bum a fag".
>>704 understood it correctly, and got excited anyway.
>>712 is the hobo found frozen to death in the wheel well of an Airbus A380.
>>720 is rejected by communists, nazis, muslims, and liberals
>>725 found his bottom with the help of the national guard
Even the national guard wouldn't help >>726 look for his bottom!
>>729 watched and wished he could find his dick and fap too.
>>737 does not understand sub-atomic particle physics.
>>741 has unconsensual sex with 8 year old japanese schoolgirls.
>>742 would know, as they are an 8 year old Japanese schoolgirl.
>>746 giggles like a schoolboy whenever he hears the term "black hole."
>>747 giggles whenever he sticks it in the black hole of a schoolboy.
>>753 is portrayed in http://tinyurl.com/2qvj66
>>754 expects True Elitists not to first visit http://preview.tinyurl.com/2qvj66, ruining the surprise. Also, >>754 is portrayed in http://www.tariqkhonji.com/images/pics/panda.jpg
>>755 is portrayed in http://tinyurl.com/2s4bxd. So hah.
>>756 is accurately represented here: http://tinyurl.com/olves
http://kei.blackmage.org/b/src/1185048758880.jpg is >>757 and a friend (>>757 on left)
so does >>759, since nobody gives a fuck about shady links around here.
