ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

762 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 03:46

>>761 is just one big kink

763 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 04:29

>>762 is more kink than man.

764 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 12:43

>>763's kinks made even Asia Carrera vomit uncontrollably.

765 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 23:57

>>764 commissioned SWAP.AVI

766 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 09:18

>>765 commissioned mrhands.avi

767 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 14:35

>>766 Appeared in both films.

768 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 23:13

>>767 shoved a fire fighter's hose up tubgirl's ass

769 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 00:15

>>768 shoved a fire fighter up goatse guy's ass.

770 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 08:18

>>796 smells like a fire hydrant

771 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 08:59

>>770 can't even link to the correct post.

772 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 11:57

>>771 is weaker than green tea

773 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 12:01

>>772 is weaker than white tea

774 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 12:54

>>773 is weak like a whiteboy

775 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 17:36

>>774 pretends to be black to try to intimidate people over the internet.

776 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 18:32

>>775 is a panda.

777 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 23:48

>>776 Is a gay bear that wears a panda costume to anthrocon.

778 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 00:37

>>777 is a fursecuter

779 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 05:06

>>778 finds fursecution awful

780 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 08:40

>>779 thinks he's being fursecuted

781 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 16:43

>>780 has reasons for being fursecuted.

782 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 18:54

>>781 is being fursecuted.

783 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 18:57

>>782 wishes someone would acknowledge his existence by the act of fursecution.

784 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 19:07

>>783 is portrayed in the lower right corner of http://xkcd.com/23/.

785 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 06:37

>>784 thinks that somebody cares enough to visit some link that's invariably going to be full of fail-aids.

786 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 09:43

>>785 has words to spare

787 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 09:57

>>786 is stingy with his words.

788 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 12:33

>>787 stings like a butterfly

789 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 13:29

>>788 fucks like a tiger

790 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 13:50

>>789 yiffs like an anthropomorphic tiger

791 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 17:50

>>790 licks drag queens for a living.

792 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 18:38

>>791 is a drag queen.

793 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 19:27

>>792 is the DQN queen.

794 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 22:48

>>793 is the Dairy Queen.

795 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 00:08

>>794 is the Burger King, you fucking pervert.

796 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 01:54

>>795 is the Hamburglar (actually not a burger thief but a convicted Fry-Kid Molester)

797 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 02:17

>>796 is a turdburglar.

798 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 02:45

>>797 is Turd Ferguson

799 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 03:49

>>798 is Ferd Berfel.

800 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 03:51

>>799 is Hitler

801 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 09:11

>>800 is not Hitler.

802 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 16:04

>>801 is a quantum superposition of being and/or not being Hitler.

803 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 16:57

>>802 was between quantum eigenstates, and could have collapsed to win or fail. >>802 did the latter.

804 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 18:52

>>803 thinks "eigenstate" refers to his willy

805 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 02:41

>>804's willy is so small that it can't be observed directly and is therefore subject to phenomena on the quantum level.

806 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 03:17

>>805 has no penis at all.

807 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 00:28

>>806 Is gay and not a panda. However, much like a panda, he isn't a bear.

808 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 10:26

>>807 is into overweight, leather-clad gay men

809 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 17:22

>>808 is a fetishist, and thus needs to be purged.

810 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 18:16

>>809 purges himself regularly for fetishists' pleasure

811 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 18:31

>>810 purges all of us of pleasure merely by existing.

812 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 11:53

>>811 fucks bees

813 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 14:46

>>812 loved Eric the half a bee carnally.

814 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 14:47

>>812 Has a larger penis due to a bee sting in the right place.

815 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 21:07

>>814 enjoys hot modified ovipositor lovin'

816 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 21:56

>>815 could use a bit more study time, as he writes gibberish

817 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 00:51

>>816 is a classic overeducated underachieving lives with his mom waste of flesh.

818 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 03:08

>>817 attempted a similar lifestyle, but was far too incompetent to make it through college.

819 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 21:46

>>818 Made it through college by sucking the dicks of guys in the records keeping department. Though he still can't tell what day Shakespeare died, the records keeping department states that >>818 recited all of the works of Shakespeare from memory in record breaking speed, and without a single error.

820 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 22:22

>>819 couldn't even swing a vo-tech scholarship.

821 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 01:50

>>820's application was rejected by an online diploma-mill.

822 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 03:17

>>821 had to retake kindergarten twice.

823 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 03:23

>>822 never even went to Kindergarten; His parents needed him to pull the plow.

824 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 03:48

>>823 though Kindergarten was German language for kinkymidgetnipples

825 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 04:22

>>824 was homeskooled.

826 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 15:30

>>825 got served by his dad

827 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 02:19

>>826 is his own dad.

828 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 02:36

>>827 does not WA SHOCK!

829 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 13:56

>>828 thinks stupid overused catchphrases are cruise control for funny.

830 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 20:11

>>829 thinks cruise control is cruise control for cruise control.

831 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 20:38

>>830 has a severe speech defect.

832 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 22:18

>>831 has sever faggotry defect

833 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 22:41

>>832

Has severe spelling defect.

834 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 00:09

>>833 is an ignorant mcnugget.

835 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 00:12

>>834 is an ignorant Happy-Meal.

836 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 00:27

>>835 is a six-piece Panda McNobody.

837 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 00:04

>>836 Will live about as long as a BK whopper that is withing reach of a fatass.

838 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 02:38

>>837 bears an uncanny resemblance to Mayor McCheese.

839 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 03:50

>>838 Dresses like the Ham-Burgler when his mother is out shopping.

840 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 12:19

>>839 wears a nappy

841 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 23:49

>>840 is a nappy headed ho.

842 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 05:14

>>841
Enjoys threesomes with his dad and the latest disease infested hooker he comes home with that night.

843 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 06:31

>>842 is Don Imus

844 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 13:27

>>843 is an infantalist.

845 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 15:15

>>844
Just likes to wear diapers.

846 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 17:52

>>845 is dumb. lol.

847 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 18:11

>>846 knows only kindergarten level insults.

848 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 23:56

>>847
Knows all kindergarten insults because he developed a secret hiding place inside the school building.

849 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 00:16

>>848 just watches little kids all day.

850 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 01:27

>>849 is observed all day like a little kid

851 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 03:28

>>850 wishes to be the little kid

852 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 04:10

>>851 is a CHICKEN. buck-buck-buckack!

853 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 05:16

>>852 fails at onomatopoeia.

854 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 07:30

>>853 is a CHICKEN, buck-buck-bukkake!

855 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 12:48

>>854 Only knows about bukkake because he asked a group of gay guys to explain it in a way he could understand, so they all jizzed on >>854

856 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 14:17

>>855 is more verbose than a gerbil

857 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 20:01

>>856 knows a lot more about gerbils than most people do.

858 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 20:29

>>857 Humps a larger number of gerbils than most people do.

859 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 23:01

>>858 shoves the gerbils up his ass with a tube.

860 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 00:55

>>859
Likes to watch >>858 shove gerbils up his ass with a tube.

861 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 02:08

>>860 likes to look down the tube into >>858's rectum

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