ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

850 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 01:27

>>849 is observed all day like a little kid

851 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 03:28

>>850 wishes to be the little kid

852 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 04:10

>>851 is a CHICKEN. buck-buck-buckack!

853 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 05:16

>>852 fails at onomatopoeia.

854 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 07:30

>>853 is a CHICKEN, buck-buck-bukkake!

855 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 12:48

>>854 Only knows about bukkake because he asked a group of gay guys to explain it in a way he could understand, so they all jizzed on >>854

856 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 14:17

>>855 is more verbose than a gerbil

857 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 20:01

>>856 knows a lot more about gerbils than most people do.

858 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 20:29

>>857 Humps a larger number of gerbils than most people do.

859 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 23:01

>>858 shoves the gerbils up his ass with a tube.

860 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 00:55

>>859
Likes to watch >>858 shove gerbils up his ass with a tube.

861 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 02:08

>>860 likes to look down the tube into >>858's rectum

862 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 11:58

>>861's tubes have been filed.

863 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 13:17

>>862's tubes have been tiled.

864 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 19:13

>>863 is so gay he only sticks male gerbils up his ass.

865 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 21:01

>>864 is so gay the male gerbils he's got stuck up his ass have male girbils up their asses.

866 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 22:18

>>865's degree of gay requires that a new taxonomy of animals to shove up his rectum be defined

867 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 08:47

>>866 is nothing to me anymore

868 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 05:33

>>867 exercises poor dental hygiene

869 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 05:43

>>868 Doesn't exercise.

870 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 12:31

>>869 tells everyone he sees that "swimming really is the best form of exercise", even though he knows that's not really true.

871 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 03:47

>>870 would like to tell something to everyone he sees, but hasn't seen anyone in over five years

872 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 06:02

>>871's pubes have been styled.

873 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 16:27

>>872 has a rare mental disorder that causes him to only talk about pubes.

874 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 17:55

>>873 is actually >>869

875 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 18:09

>>874 is actually >>1000

876 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 18:26

>>875 posts "same person" posts on 4chan.

877 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 19:06

>>876 demands that certain images become memes by obsessively posting over and over in the same thread.

878 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 19:13

>>877 Saves all of those images and faps to them later.

879 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 20:28

>>878 can't find porn, and has to be satisfied by typing ( . )( . ) and fapping to that.

880 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 21:47

>>879 can't type (.)(.), so he faps to nothing at all.

881 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 04:01

>>880 can't sustain an erection, and so just weeps quietly in the dark.

882 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 00:46

>>881 is hung like a panda

883 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 01:39

>>882 brags about about his Otherkin soul being a panda.

884 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 01:48

>>883 is not a panda.

885 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 02:05

>>884 Is human, but had a panda's lung transplanted in when a terrible disease happened.

886 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 18:01

>>885 it that panda lung.

887 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 19:33

>>886 Set up a vouyer camera in a public toilet stall, and forgot to take the dust cover off the lens.

888 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 19:40

>>887 Failed to get 888GET

889 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 00:03

>>888 is hung like a horsefly

890 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 00:48

>>889 Has as many flies as a horse ass.

891 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 23:38

>>890's fly is open

892 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 02:09

>>891 has no fly. That's because >>891 doesn't wear pants, being a panda.

893 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 12:51

>>892 Tried to unzip the fly of >>891, thinking that >>891 was a fursuiter that wanted gay sex.

894 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 14:11

>>893 uses tampons

895 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 14:55

>>894 uses tampons for his runny nose.

896 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 14:57

>>895 uses tampons for his anal fissures.

897 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 15:08

>>896 uses tampons for his earwax.

And then sucks them dry.

898 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 17:03

>>897 has made a hobby with tampons and ex-lax.

899 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 22:45

>>898 has made a hobbit with tampons and ex-lax.

900 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 22:59

>>899 has made a tampon with hobbits and ex-lax.

901 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 06:41

>>900's hobbit tampons are ex-lax flavoured

902 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 08:24

>>901 loves anything ex-lax flavored because he secretly has a scat fetish.

903 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 17:10

>>902's Mii is better looking than >>902.

904 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 18:21

>>903 is posting from a wii

905 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 00:18

>>904 bought a japanese-made masturbating machine and was disappointed by the lack of friction.

906 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 03:22

>>905 bought a Japanese-made masturbating machine just to watch it sit there and masturbate.

907 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 04:56

>>906 bought a Chinese-made masturbating machine.

908 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 07:32

>>907
Just like the retards above him doesn't realize that wii motes make great butt plugs.

909 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 09:09

>>908 went ass-to-mouth with a wiimote.

910 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 09:37

>>909 went ass-to-mouth with a Dreamcast controller.

911 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 17:04

>>910 went ass-to-mouth with a black stallion.

912 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 17:16

>>911 performs anilingus on himself.

913 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 17:22

>>912 is responsible for >>911's post

914 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 17:50

>>913 is responsible for 9/11

915 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 00:09

>>914 Is responsible for the divide by zero error on the old library computer.

916 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 02:11

>>915 makes irresponsible posts all over DQN.

917 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 03:39

>>916 ate the gun

918 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 04:08

>>917 pulled my finger.

919 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 14:08

>>918 fingered an orangutan.

920 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 14:16

>>919 is a sexually-abused orangutan.

921 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 14:26

>>920 sexually abuses Pandas.

922 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 17:51

>>921 is a panda.

923 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 18:32

>>922 is uncreative

924 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 18:52

>>923 forgot to mention that >>922 was a panda. Such an absentminded panda!

925 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 19:48

>>924 called him the kaiser

926 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 02:12

>>925 is sharp like a bowling ball.

927 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 02:13

>>926 is as brave as a rabbit.

928 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 02:38

>>927 is ugly.

929 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 02:54

>>928 is stupid.

930 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 03:50

>>929 posts in stupid threads like this one.

931 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 04:49

>>930 turned the thread on himself

932 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:58

>>931 Does things "Because it is winter" no matter what the season is.

933 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 02:44

>>932 has weird-looking testicles

934 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 12:55

>>933 knows whereof he speaks.

935 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 14:00

>>934 thinks using words like 'whereof' makes grade school insults clever again.

936 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 15:28

>>935 only knows meta-insults.

937 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 15:50

>>936 carried it out, but will never be w

938 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 16:14

>>937 is lacking

939 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 16:47

>>938 is easily distracted by shiny things.

940 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 17:03

>>939 has a shiny forehead

941 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 19:21

>>940 has patches of raw shiny skin on his weenie.

942 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 19:25

>>941 went to the trouble to find out.

943 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 21:05

>>942 doesn't know what he's missing.

944 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 22:33

>>943 does know.

945 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 23:07

>>944 has a shiny spot on his wiener, due to an accident involving a belt sander.

946 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5108 11:15

>>945 is the reason the panda thread is becoming more popular than the insult thread. Also, he is a Panda.

947 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5108 13:37

>>946 you make it sound like a bad thing, you little panda you.

948 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 00:57

>>947 is a furry.

949 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 14:25

>>948 is also a furry

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