Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:
>>0 was not all that insulting.
>>963 is the reason why this thread progresses so slowly even though we're nearly at the end. Its all your fault, you toadwash breathing fuck!
>>965 is one of those commenters where you wonder if they are secretly raping their keyboards when typing responses
>>974's black hole is so scary, not even light dares shine on it.
>>975 shines his black hole using special care products
>>976 lubes his black hole so stuff will slip in easier.
>>977's accretion disc is composed of his peducurist's ejecta
>>988 watches people masturbate because his penis got cut off in a bizarre accident while he was participating in creating a gay porno.