( ´ω`) Hello, kids!
(・∀・) Hi, Grandpa!
( ´ω`) Did you remember to lock the front door this time, Junior?
(・∀・) I sure did, Grandpa!
( ・-・) ...and we can place all the manchildren in this thread. knock yourselves out, kids
(・∀・) Grandpa, what does "sour grapes" mean?
(( ´ω`) It means I make a face like I've eaten sour grapes whenever Beady Eyes derails my threads.
( ´ω`) It refers to the emotional state of an immature person who didn't get his or her way.
( ´ω`) I think we all know someone like that.
((( ´ω`) Unf unf unf
( ・-・) let's have an INTERNET FIGHT oh yeah!!!! time to totally enforce MY WILL on these INTERNET CRETINS
( ´ω`) It's our thread you crybaby.
( ・-・) yes we must keep it PURE the mudfolk must not be allowed to infiltrate it!!! keep those of bastard ASCII out!
( ・-・) keep it pure people!!! this is SERIOUS!!! INTERNET CLASS SERIOUS!!!
( ・-・) PURE PURE PURE PURE PURILE PURE PURE PURE PURE
( ・-・) I'm really offended that a thread would want to stick to its topic instead of including me doing whatever the holy fuck I want to do THAT MAKES ME MAD
( ´ω`) I'm more curious than anything else, but is there a punch line you're working towards here, or are you just having a tantrum?
( ・-・) if you can't see the fun in this then you're pretty stupid tbqh
( ´ω`) Alright. The next ten posts are all yours. Knock our socks off, daddyo.
( ・-・) nah that defeats the entire point
( ・-・) stop putting so much goddamned emphasis on structure and rules and shit because seriously this place is getting retarded
( ・-・) in before spam for the next 8 posts screaming "PILLS" because original thought is the enemy
( ´ω`) Oh, I get it. You're 12 years old! Fight the power, little kid!!
（ ｀ハ´） How's the thread going? A well as you had hoped?
( ・-・) i hate structure because im to imature lulz
( ・-・) look at how stupid you are
( ・-・) lets all take the internet real serious now
( ・-・) no i cant come down mom i gotta "zing" this guy pretty good with an "iceburn"
( ・-・) its pretty tough u wouldnt last 10 seconds in the savage arena of DQN
( ・-・) lol im a hero lol
( ・-・) a internet warrior with a big penis
( ・-・) grandpa this is a terrible flamewar
( ・-・) one neither of us can win
( ・-・) those still posting will envy the pwnd
( ・-・) i use the word pwnd
（・∀・）Grandpa, just how old are you?
( ・-・) no no junior youve got to weigh in on this internet matter of unsurpassed seriousness the future of all grandpa threads depends on the outcome of this one battle!!!!!!!
（・∀・） What battle? I thought you were just being a dork.
( ・-・) this is a holy thing i do
( ・-・) by deliberately not following the stupid restrictive pattern of the thread i show how superior i am to all you sheeple
( ・-・) i drive a scion you know
( ´ω`) It's rude to ask about people's age, Junior.
( ´ω`) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.
( ・-・) i thought we were all roleplaying like good little faggots
( ・-・) seriously look how stupid you are
( ・-・) i still can't come down mom i gotta tell these guys on the internet who've been SHITTING UP MY GODDAMN THREAD to kill themselves! it's a pride thing, you wouldnt understand!!! my online reputation is at stake here!!!!!
( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.
( ・-・) seriously look how stupid a little fagbaby who can't even find the shift key or any of the punctuation keys says you are
( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that i'm by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. I should stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of my meaningless fucking life.
( ´ω`) Whassamatter kid, get banned from /b/ for being too useless even for them? Rules of /b/ too restrictive for you now? Poor baby.
( ・-・) I got banned from /vip/ if that's what you're asking. They didn't appreciate my ascii porn of Grandpa.
( ・-・) mom i gotta defend the honor of GRANDPA you know THE GRANPDA and his threads also i have to flail widly at this guy on the internet!!!!
( ・-・) it's a MAN thing... u wuldnt understand!!!
( ・-・) grandpa you know as well as i do a house divided against itself cannot stand
( ・-・) god bless and protect every little fagbaby
( ・-・) in the new millenium the duels will be fought not on earth, not in space, but on THE INTERNET
( ・-・) I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot
( ´ω`) I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot
(・∀・) I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot
(・∀・) Is this the Grandpa thread or not? I can't tell anymore.
（ ＾ω＾） I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot
( ・ω・) I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I was just reading all your posts and holy shit are you guys idiots
( ・-・) holy shit somebody is catching on, it's like somebody is finally turning up the dimmer switch in here
( ・-・) holy shit somebody is catching on, it's like somebody is finally turning up the dimmer switch in here
( ・-・) holy shit do i have an undeserved feeling of superiority
( ´ω`) Holy shit I was just ∵∴∵∴ T∵∴A∵NA∴ Junior I think∴
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(・∀・) Grandpa, should we just start over in a new thread and leave this one to rot?
( ´ω`) What, now that we're finally back on track?
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(・∀・) Grandpa, why are you speaking in that creepy, gravelly voice?
( ´ω`) All this has been posted before.
( ´ω`) And all this will be posted again...
( ´ω`) Again...
( ´ω`) again...
( ´ω`) again....
(・∀・) Grandpa, why haven't the 4channers gone back to 4chan yet? They're breaking the seven posters rule.
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( ´ω`) They'll get bored and gb2 /b/ when they finally realize that this isn't an imageboard, Junior.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is global warming a bad thing?
( ´ω`) It would lead to reduced food prices due to excessive crop growth, Junior.
( ・-・) oh fart jokes thats orignal
( ´ω`) Sure, Junior. Fart your little brains out.
(・∀・) Thanks, Grandpa!
(・∀・) (poot)
(・∀・) What a relief!
( ´ω`) No, and you're buying me lunch tomorrow because I lost my appetite right now.
(・∀・) Hope you like Happy Meals, Grandpa.
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( ´ω`) The AA Bar is over that way.
( ・-・) I agree, that's an AA-cup.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what killed the dinosaurs?
( ´ω`) Soccer Moms, SUVs and the Nucleo-Industrial Deathglomerates, my boy.
( ・-・) Yay for smilfs driving nucular SUVs!!! Women can't drive worth shit but that only makes 'em masters at causing mass extinction events.
(・∀・) Grandpa, where can I find a good deal in a Christian atmosphere?
( ´ω`) At Ame's Guns. They aim to please!
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is everyone Elder Scrolls: Oblivion a potatohead?
( ´ω`) The internets is run on potatoes Junior
(・∀・) Grandpa, is it okay if I am aroused by the above delicious flat chest?
( ´ω`) No. Stop quoting stupid 4chan catchphrases or you're grounded.
(・∀・) Grandpa, is it okay if I am aroused by your authoritarian nature?
( ´ω`) We run a family website here. It's not okay to be aroused by anything.
( ´ω`) Just for future reference, nobody cares if you have an erection. Nobody.
(・∀・) God cares!
( ´ω`) God doesn't exist. There is only Grandpa.
(・∀・) Whoa!
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◯（ ´ω｀ ）◯ ＜ This is my thread! MY THREAD!!!
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( ・-・) I just realized that a whole page went by without me shitting it up.
(・∀・) But what about Tom Cruise, Grandpa?