( LΦ`) Hello, kids!
( E-E) It's worth popping a pill, dontcha think Cramps?
( LΦ`) I didn't use any illegal substances to achieve my 700GET! Stop calling me!
( LΦ`) ... Damn GET ethics committee...
( LΦ`) Leaf me out of your absurd hypothetical scenarios.
( LΦ`) No, that's fine. It's more profitable to reuse old questions. We can even fire the entire R&D division!
Your beloved Child Star Advisor warns:
( EΦE) YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
Your beloved beady-eyed drug dealer warns:
( E-E) TAKE YOU PILLS ALREADY! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
(EΝE) But Grandpa, I don't want to ask any more questions. I think I'm ready to grow up and move along with my life.
( E-E) Yeah, all you got is that freakish beakish thingie.
i L_½MjHow do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?
( ί -ί) They're called mittens, thank you very much.
( LΦ`) No, it's because as your guardian I take all your earnings and gamble them away on poker nights.
(EΝE) I thought you spent it on beer.
( LΦ`) Yes, that's what we drink during poker nights. The strippers are also kinda expensive.
( LΦ`) Tom was born unloved and alone in a dirty hole like an animal.
( LΦ`) We're digging tunnels so animals can safely cross the road. Here's your shovel.
( LΦ`) No, because you are in DQN now, Junior, and in DQN no one will care if you whine.
( ₯-₯) Why do you always refuse to take your pills Grandpa. Everything would be so much better if you just cooperated. Just a little bit you know. A pill at a time isn't too much to ask for, right?
( ₯-₯) Lies and slander! Standard & Poor's gives my pill business the highest credit rating!
I think Grandpa is a pretty cool guy
eh says "hello kids" and isn't afraid of anyone
(EΝE) Grandpa, do we need an exorcist again?
( ₯-₯) I think we found the ghost.
(EΝE) Oh, it was just the narrator. Can you tell me how Grandpa died?
i L_½Mjhow many dead beady eyes does it take to change a light bulb?
i E_½Ej gee, I dunno. how many DOES it take?
-=WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT=-
(EΝE) Grandpa, why's it all gone dark?
( LΦ`) Beady Eyes was supposed to change the light bulb, but he's dead.
( LΦ`) Lazy fucker.
(EΝE) Why don't we cremate his body? That should lighten things up.
( ά-ά) Weeell, since beady eyes is dead and someone recently bumped my thread, perhaps it's time to bring back my gimmick?
( LΦ`) You had a gimmick?
(EΝE) We could harness the power of methane. Lighters ready when he shows his gimmick.
( E-E) I WAS going to be dead, but it looks like you simply can't continue the thread without me.
(EΝE) I still think we should cremate him.
( LΦ`) I second the motion.
( E-E) but cremation is painful if I'm still alive.
(EΝE) Motion carried! I'll get the gasoline!
( E-E) Looks like it's time to change my elemental affinity!
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(EΝE) Yay!
(EΝE) Who should we burn next?
( LΦ`) Well, I do have a few too many clones in the basement.
( EΦE) Pick me! Pick me!
( LΦ`) Not you. One of the others.
(EΝE) Grandpa -WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES?!?!?
( LΦ`) Not loving you enough. I don't regret it one bit, either.
(EΝE) FLUNK! Answering honestly.
(EΝE) ...
(EΝE) Start.
( LΦ`)
(EΝE) Staring contest. GO!
(EΝE) I farted. Hahaha. It's my secret weapon in Staring Contests, it allows me to be perfectly fine while staring, and enjoying watching my enemy squint and water builds up as their eyes BURN FROM MY ROTTEN STENCH!! There is a possibility I may win with this secret skill of mine.
( LΦ`)
( EΦE) Due to a cloning mistake, I have no eyelids.
( EΦE) You cannot win.
( LΦ`) ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZz
(E-E ) Is this my cue? Good.
( E-E) Wake up, Grandpa! Time to take your pills!
(EΝE) Dude, you are like three whole threads behind. We did that bit a long time ago.
( E-E) Seriously?
( E-E) Um... how did it do?
(EΝE) Grandpa took his pills and we all thought it was hilarious and you were all "I have to go now. My planet needs me." and you left on a rocket ship and you were never seen again.
( E-E) Seriously?
( E-E) Well then... ♫LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAIN!!!♫
( LΦ`) It's just a jump to the left.
(EΝE)( LΦ`)( E-E) And then a step to the ri-i-i-ght!
( LΦ`) Put your hands on your hips.
( E-E) And take your pills.
( E-E) LET'S TAKE OUR PILL ILLS AGAIN!
( LΦ`) You've only got the one joke, don't you?
( E-E) Squeeks fired my writers.
( E-E) Besides, so does everybody else.
(EΝE) Everybody else fires their writers?
( E-E) Everybody else takes their pills.
(EΝE)( LΦ`)( E-E) Everybody know human ri-i-i-ght?
( EΦE) I
( EΦE) like
( EΦE) big
( EΦE) butts and I cannot lie
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Bu they give me oldman smell. Y'know, pee and unwashed golfing uniforms.
( E-E) You're a disembodied voice, you have no smell. You don't even have a butt so Clonepa totally hates you man.
( E-E) take your pills, beady-eyes.
( E-E) Clonepa, Clonepa, Clonepa... if you didn't keep dying you would remember that shtick is getting old.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why is Beady Eyes talking to himself?
( LΦ`) He has no friends.
( EΦE) What a loser!
( E-E)
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( LΦ`) Check my butt for flying monkeys, he finally got the hint.
(EΝE) Yay!
|E-E) 800get.
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