[Part XI] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:50

( LƒΦ`) Hello, kids!

701 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 23:51

(EΝE) Gasp!

702 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 20:07

( ί ƒŽί) It's beeyoooooootiful!

703 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 20:34

( E-E) It's worth popping a pill, dontcha think Cramps?

704 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 21:39

( LƒΦ`) I didn't use any illegal substances to achieve my 700GET! Stop calling me!

705 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 22:26

( LƒΦ`) ... Damn GET ethics committee...

706 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 14:45

(EΝE) Grandpa, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

707 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 16:26

( LƒΦ`) Leaf me out of your absurd hypothetical scenarios.

708 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 20:48

(EΝE) If you were a piece of colored paper, what color would you be?

709 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 13:57

( LƒΦ`) R66 G79 B90.

710 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 15:34

(EΝE) Grandpa, I've run out of questions. I think we can close the thread now.

711 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 15:54

( LƒΦ`) No, that's fine. It's more profitable to reuse old questions. We can even fire the entire R&D division!

712 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 18:42

Your beloved Child Star Advisor warns:

( EƒΦE) YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

713 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 19:19

Your beloved beady-eyed drug dealer warns:

( E-E) TAKE YOU PILLS ALREADY! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

714 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 19:40

(EΝE) But Grandpa, I don't want to ask any more questions. I think I'm ready to grow up and move along with my life.

715 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 22:26

( LƒΦ`) You haven't even grown your faceballs yet.

716 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 23:47

( E-E) Yeah, all you got is that freakish beakish thingie.

717 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 03:55

(EΝE) I'll peck your beady little eyes out!

718 Name: i L_½Mj : 1993-09-5270 18:21

i L_½MjHow do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

719 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 18:50

( ί -ί) They're called mittens, thank you very much.

720 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 19:25

(EΝE) If it weren't for child labor laws, I'd have a place of my own by now.

721 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 21:17

( LƒΦ`) No, it's because as your guardian I take all your earnings and gamble them away on poker nights.

722 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 22:29

(EΝE) I thought you spent it on beer.

723 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 22:49

( LƒΦ`) Yes, that's what we drink during poker nights. The strippers are also kinda expensive.

724 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 11:37

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is Tom Nook such a conniving bastard?

725 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 14:45

( LƒΦ`) Tom was born unloved and alone in a dirty hole like an animal.

726 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 16:20

( ₯-₯) Hay guys, what's going on in this thread?

727 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 21:22

( LƒΦ`) We're digging tunnels so animals can safely cross the road. Here's your shovel.

728 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 22:41

( ₯-₯) Okay.

729 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 01:48

(EΝE) Grandpa, when the top ten threads are crap, should we bump this thread?

730 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 03:40

( LƒΦ`) No, because you are in DQN now, Junior, and in DQN no one will care if you whine.

731 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 22:01

( ₯-₯) Why do you always refuse to take your pills Grandpa. Everything would be so much better if you just cooperated. Just a little bit you know. A pill at a time isn't too much to ask for, right?

732 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 22:34

( LƒΦ`) You never cleared that pill bit with Standards and Practices, dummy.

733 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 22:59

( ₯-₯) Lies and slander! Standard & Poor's gives my pill business the highest credit rating!

734 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 02:23

I think Grandpa is a pretty cool guy
eh says "hello kids" and isn't afraid of anyone

735 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 02:56

(EΝE) Grandpa, do we need an exorcist again?

736 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 11:09

( LƒΦ`) Not at all. Just stay out of your bedroom's closet, and you'll be fine.

( LƒΦ`) Don't look under the bed either.

737 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 20:46

( ά-ά) Or in the kitchen cabinets!

738 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 20:52

( ₯-₯) I think we found the ghost.

739 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 21:08

-=AND THEN BEADY EYES DIED=-

740 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 22:56

( ₯-₯) Aw, f
( x-x)

741 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 23:47

(EΝE) Oh, it was just the narrator. Can you tell me how Grandpa died?

742 Name: i L_½Mj : 1993-09-5276 06:32

i L_½Mjhow many dead beady eyes does it take to change a light bulb?

743 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 10:00

i E_½Ej gee, I dunno. how many DOES it take?

744 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 10:44

-=WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT=-

745 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 14:04

(EΝE) Grandpa, why's it all gone dark?

746 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 16:50

( LƒΦ`) Beady Eyes was supposed to change the light bulb, but he's dead.

( LƒΦ`) Lazy fucker.

747 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 18:08

(EΝE) Why don't we cremate his body? That should lighten things up.

748 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 18:43

( ά-ά) Weeell, since beady eyes is dead and someone recently bumped my thread, perhaps it's time to bring back my gimmick?

749 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 19:37

( LƒΦ`) You had a gimmick?

750 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 20:21

(EΝE) We could harness the power of methane. Lighters ready when he shows his gimmick.

751 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 22:24

( E-E) I WAS going to be dead, but it looks like you simply can't continue the thread without me.

752 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 04:51

(EΝE) I still think we should cremate him.

753 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 05:07

( LƒΦ`) I second the motion.

754 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 11:25

( E-E) but cremation is painful if I'm still alive.

755 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 12:22

(EΝE) Motion carried! I'll get the gasoline!

756 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 19:36

( E-E) Looks like it's time to change my elemental affinity!

757 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 19:43

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758 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 00:31

(EΝE) Yay!

(EΝE) Who should we burn next?

759 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 17:11

( LƒΦ`) Well, I do have a few too many clones in the basement.

760 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 17:14

( EƒΦE) Pick me! Pick me!

761 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 16:11

( LƒΦ`) Not you. One of the others.

762 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 19:01

(EΝE) Grandpa -WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES?!?!?

763 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 19:08

( LƒΦ`) Not loving you enough. I don't regret it one bit, either.

764 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 19:58

(EΝE) FLUNK! Answering honestly.

(EΝE) ...

(EΝE) Start.

765 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 21:41

( LƒΦ`)

766 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 21:43

(EΝE) Staring contest. GO!

767 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 22:25

(EΝE) I farted. Hahaha. It's my secret weapon in Staring Contests, it allows me to be perfectly fine while staring, and enjoying watching my enemy squint and water builds up as their eyes BURN FROM MY ROTTEN STENCH!! There is a possibility I may win with this secret skill of mine.

768 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 22:52

( LƒΦ`)

769 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 00:25

( EƒΦE) Due to a cloning mistake, I have no eyelids.

( EƒΦE) You cannot win.

770 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 01:21

( LƒΦ`) ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZz

771 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 15:22

(E-E ) Is this my cue? Good.

( E-E) Wake up, Grandpa! Time to take your pills!

772 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 17:19

(EΝE) Dude, you are like three whole threads behind. We did that bit a long time ago.

773 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 17:30

( E-E) Seriously?

( E-E) Um... how did it do?

774 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 19:12

(EΝE) Grandpa took his pills and we all thought it was hilarious and you were all "I have to go now. My planet needs me." and you left on a rocket ship and you were never seen again.

775 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 19:42

( E-E) Seriously?

( E-E) Well then... ♫LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAIN!!!♫

776 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 21:25

( LƒΦ`) It's just a jump to the left.

777 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 21:48

(EΝE)( LƒΦ`)( E-E) And then a step to the ri-i-i-ght!

778 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 21:50

( LƒΦ`) Put your hands on your hips.

779 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 21:55

( E-E) And take your pills.

780 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 21:58

(EΝE)( EƒΦE)( LƒΦ`)( E-E)i L_½Mj( EƒΦE) BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRRUUUSST, THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSAA-A-AA-AANE

781 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 03:22

( E-E) LET'S TAKE OUR PILL ILLS AGAIN!

782 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 03:22

( LƒΦ`) You've only got the one joke, don't you?

783 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 04:35

( E-E) Squeeks fired my writers.

784 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 10:24

( E-E) Besides, so does everybody else.

785 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 10:38

(EΝE) Everybody else fires their writers?

786 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 12:25

( E-E) Everybody else takes their pills.

787 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 14:04

(EΝE)( LƒΦ`)( E-E) Everybody know human ri-i-i-ght?

788 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 21:41

( EƒΦE) I
( EƒΦE) like
( EƒΦE) big
( EƒΦE) butts and I cannot lie

789 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 04:16

>>779
Bu they give me oldman smell. Y'know, pee and unwashed golfing uniforms.

790 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 12:07

( E-E) You're a disembodied voice, you have no smell. You don't even have a butt so Clonepa totally hates you man.

791 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 12:13

( E-E) take your pills, beady-eyes.

792 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 12:47

( E-E) Clonepa, Clonepa, Clonepa... if you didn't keep dying you would remember that shtick is getting old.

793 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 14:43

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is Beady Eyes talking to himself?

794 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 14:44

( LƒΦ`) He has no friends.

795 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 19:15

( EƒΦE) What a loser!

796 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 17:25

( E-E)

797 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 20:33

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798 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 21:46

( LƒΦ`) Check my butt for flying monkeys, he finally got the hint.

799 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 23:58

(EΝE) Yay!

800 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 00:46

|E-E) 800get.

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