[Part XI] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 15:50

( ´ω`) Hello, kids!

501 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5238 22:35

( ´ω`) That would be the rare 501get, which I use to make custom bluejeans.

502 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5239 12:27

( ・-・) What a stupid answer.

503 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5239 17:37

(・∀・) Grandpa, I know doing drugs is bad, but is selling them to make a profit?

504 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5239 18:08

( ´ω`) You wouldn't sell them to make a loss, would you?

505 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5239 19:40

(・∀・) If I wanted to get revenge on someone by giving them a crack addiction...

506 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5239 22:24

(・∀・) Or if I'm just feeling generous...

507 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5239 22:45

　　No generosity in this house!
　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow sorry OW ow ow sorry OW
　　　　　☆

508 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 19:05

( ・-・) Take your pills, Grandpa, I'm generously giving them for free.

509 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 19:34

( ´ω`) Okay.

510 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 19:52

(・∀・) Take your smack, Grandpa, I'm generously shooting it up your veins for free.

511 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 19:56

(・∀・) See that's my hook. First shot's free, but seconds are double.

512 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 20:02

( ´ω`)っ Thanks, but I can do that myself.

( ´ω`)

|ω` ) ...Now to go sell all this, and spend the profits on beer.

|彡

513 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 20:26

(・∀・) All according to keikaku. Now I just have to call the FBI.

514 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 20:41

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　　　 　 　∩・∀・）＜　 Hello, FBI?
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　／◎＼……C｜　 ＼
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／￣￣￣￣￣￣　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| What do you want, kid?
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515 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 21:14

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　　　 　 　∩・∀・）＜　 Could I speak to Agent Rotch? First name Mike.
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　／◎＼……C｜　 ＼
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／￣￣￣￣￣￣　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| I think Mike Rotch was kicked to death last week.
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　　　　　 　∧ ∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　 　 　∩・∀・）＜　 Got kicked in the nuts, eh?
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516 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 23:09

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　　　 　 　∩・∀・）＜　I'm sorry, I missed part of that because your post was too long.
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517 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 07:34

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　／◎＼……C｜　 ＼
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／￣￣￣￣￣￣　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| I said I'm a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
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518 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 14:53

( ´ω`) So who ya talkin' to?

519 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 18:48

(・∀・) Well, I thought it was the FBI, but apparently I was talking to the cookie monster.

(・∀・) Stupid toy phone I HATE IT!

520 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 19:35

( ´ω`) Whatever you do, be careful with it. You might damage the camera I hid inside it.

521 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 21:13

(・∀・) You haven't been selling videos of me to those voyeur porn sites again have you grandpa?

522 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 22:23

( ・-・) Oh, how I fapped!

523 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 16:26

( ´ω`) So you masturbated, eh?

524 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 16:27

(・∀・) You bopped your baloney?

525 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 16:28

( ´ω`) You hit up the backstage party with Rosie and the Five Fingers?

526 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 16:28

(・∀・) You spanked Elvis?

527 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 16:29

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) You waxed the dolphin?

528 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 16:30

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You spit in the mitten?

529 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 16:30

( ・ω・) You played with your doll?

530 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 16:31

( ´ω`) You hammered out a contract?

531 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 16:36

(　･ิω･ิ) You danced to the five knuckle shuffle?

532 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 16:52

( ・-・) All of those, AND MORE!

533 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 19:04

( ﾟ -ﾟ) You're gross.

534 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 20:12

( ・-・) Yup, I'm the gloss on your vagina.

535 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 22:33

>>528 wins three internets.

536 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 23:09

( ・-・) I was >>528

537 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 23:41

>>535

( ´ω`) We don't pass out "internets" here, son. We only have mittens and useless clones

538 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 23:46

( ・-・) Hey cramps, I was >>528, he gave me internets

539 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 23:56

( ´ω`) What he gave you was a LIE

540 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 00:38

( ・-・) Grandpa, who wrote this shit of a script?

541 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 02:11

( ´ω`) I did, and you are grounded, young man.

542 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 14:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, when did you become so strict?

543 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 19:15

( ´ω`) A long time ago, in the age of dinosaurs. Those critters were running wild so I slammed my fist on the desk to show who's the boss... thus accidentally creating the Chick's Club crater.

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) Ph34r m3

544 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 20:35

( ・-・) I totally score at the Chick's club all the time guys.

545 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 20:39

(・∀・) All the time guys? I would have thought that he'd be able to pick up some women there. But, that's beady eyes for you.

546 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 21:08

( ・-・) "Ph34r m3"? Clonepa, I thought I told you to stop playing with those goddamn masks already.

547 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 21:24

Scream and run in horror from my terrifying visage!
　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　　⊂彡☆))-・) ow sorry OW ow ow sorry OW
　　　　　☆

( ´ω`) Here I go to the trouble of picking up the lingo of you hip youngsters and all I get is mockery!

548 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 00:15

(・∀・) Would you like some cake?

549 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 01:35

( ・-・) If this is going where I think it is then you can fuck right off.

550 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 01:35

( ・-・) By the way, I'm taking this GET.

551 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 08:45

(・∀・) Grandpa, how long will it take Beady to figure out that nobody cares about 550?

552 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 13:23

( ´ω`) Let him have his fun. It's all he has, what with his whole extended family dying of lupus.

553 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 20:04

( ・-・) no....

( ・-・) No!

( ・0・) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

554 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5246 20:46

( ・-・) What about 555?

555 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 21:52

(・∀・) 554 GET!

556 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 21:53

(・A・) missed

557 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 22:01

( ´ω`) What's with that vagina face in >>553?

558 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 01:28

(・∀・) He wants a dickgirl to have sex with it like in that cartoon I saw.

559 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 02:53

( ・-・) It's Jissouseiki. Kill it.

560 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 11:04

Gladly.
( ´ω`)つ)━( x-x)

561 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 14:26

-=AND THEN BEADY EYES DIED=-

562 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 15:11

( ・-・) No!

563 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 15:12

-=AND THEN BEADY EYES DIED=-

564 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 15:13

( ´ω`) And there was much rejoicing.

565 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 15:24

( ・ｰ・) I heard beady eyes died. I'm his kid brother, Beady Eyes. I'll be replacing him from now on.

566 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 15:45

-=AND THEN ALL THE BEADY EYES DIED=-

567 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 15:45

( ´ω`) And there was so very much rejoicing.

568 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 15:50

( x-x) ( x-x) 　(x-x ) ( x-x) ( x-x) 　( x-x) (x-x ) ( x-x) ( x-x) ( x-x)
　( x-x) 　( x-x) ( x-x) (x-x ) 　　( x-x) ( x-・) ( x-x) 　

569 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 16:13

-=AND THEN EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD DIED=-

570 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 16:26

( ´ω`) (・∀・) Except for us.

571 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 16:30

( ´ω`) Well, I guess it's time for us to repopulate the species.

572 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 17:10

-=AND THEN GRANDPA AND JUNIOR DIED=-

573 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 17:21

　　　　　| ＼
　　　　　|Д｀)　　　Everyone died.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I can dance now !
　　　　　|

　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　TAN

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／ ＼　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　TAN

574 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 18:46

-=AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD TOO=-

575 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 19:19

( ´ω`) Is this going to turn out to be another TAKE YOUR PILLS GRANDPA FIREPANCE GIGGLESING thing?

576 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 19:29

　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 Giggle
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　Sing Giggle
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　Giggle Giggle
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　Sing

577 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 20:34

(・∀・) I think that was "gibbelsig", Grandpa.

578 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 20:56

( ´ω`) You youngsters and your incomprehensible lingo...

579 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 23:10

(・∀・) English is a constantly growing and evolving language, Grandpa.

580 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 23:32

-=AND THEN EVERYBODY CAME BACK TO LIFE EXCEPT BEADY EYES=-

581 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 01:01

-=AND THEN BEADY EYES CAME BACK TO LIFE, TOO=-

582 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 01:16

-=ONLY TO DIE OF A HORRIBLY PAINFUL CASE OF BURSITIS=-

583 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 01:39

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many narrators does this story have?

584 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 01:47

( ´ω`) Not sure. At least one of them has it in for our little pill pusher.

585 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 06:29

(　●∀●) DID SOMEONE SAY PILLS?!

586 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 10:21

-=AND THEN EVERYBODY ATTENDED THE SPLENDID FUNERAL FOR THE MAGNIFICIENT PLUCKY PILL PUSHER=-

587 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 12:03

-=ONLY HE STILL WASN'T QUITE DEAD=-

588 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 12:37

-=BUT THEY BURIED HIM ANYWAY=-

589 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 13:23

-=AND DANCED ON HIS GRAVE=-

590 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 15:11

( ・-・) None of that happened.

591 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 15:23

-=DON'T BE A SPOILSPORT BEADY=-

592 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 15:32

-=JUST BE DEAD AND MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY=-

593 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 15:37

-=AND THEN THE NARRATOR COMMITTED SUICIDE=-

594 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 16:12

( ・-・) Which one?

595 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 16:59

-=THE ONE THAT LIKED YOU=-

596 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 17:05

( ・-・) oh okay

597 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 17:26

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the Narrator Infestation of 2008?

598 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 17:32

-=FLASHBACK TO 1993=-

599 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 17:52

( ´ω`) It sure is great living in 1993.

600 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 18:09

(・∀・) It feels like it's been 1993 for 600 years.
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