[Part XI] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:50

( LƒΦ`) Hello, kids!

601 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 18:34

( ί ƒŽί) That's because it has.

602 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 00:17

-=BACK TO THE PRESENT TIME, BUT IN A DIFFERENT PLACE=-

603 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 00:47

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604 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 11:36

-=AND THEN THE NARRATOR REALISED THAT HE WASN'T FUNNY AND SO STOPPED NARRATING. FOREVER. THEN HE DIED.=-

605 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 12:18

( LƒΦ`) About damned time, too.

606 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 14:17

-=EVERYONE WILL SURELY MISS HIM. ESPECIALLY HIS BELOVED BU-N HERD.=-

607 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 16:18

-=OH WAIT, IS THAT A SENZU BEAN? SWEET.=-

608 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 16:18

(EΝE) Grandpa, why won't the dead narrator shut the hell up?

609 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 16:25

( ά-ά) -=THE NARRATOR IS EVERLASTING, JUNIOR=-

610 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 16:25

( LƒΦ`) Who is he talking to? And how does he make his voice do that?

611 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 16:28

( ί ƒŽί) When Star Trek was cancelled, why didn't George Takei become a professional announcer? His voice is excellent.

612 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 16:40

( LƒΦ`) George Takei is a credit to his race.

( LƒΦ`) All homosexuals should view him as a role model.

613 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 20:01

( E-E) He loved to takeit in the rear.

614 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 21:24

(EΝE) Grandpa, why won't Beady Eyes stfu?

615 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 21:56

( E-E) You want to be georgered up your trekhole, Junior?

616 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:12

(EΝE) I repeat my question, ignoring the corpse.

617 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:46

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| Can I speak to Beady Eyes, please?
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618 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:47

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| Hi. Is Beady Eyes there?
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@@@ @ @ΏEΝEjƒ@ Look, I told you before, Beady is DEAD!!
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619 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:48

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| Is Beady Eyes at home, please?
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@@@ @ @ΏEΝEjƒ@ Beady is DEAD! DEAD DEAD DEAD!!! Why do you keep calling me?
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620 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:49

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| I just love hearing you say it.
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Wa Wa Wa Waaaaaaaaaa

621 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:50

( E-E) Your tears and hatred give me strength.

622 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:51

-=MEANWHILE, THE NARRATOR HITS THE GYM FOR A SHORT CARDIO TRAINING SESSION=-

623 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:55

( LƒΦ`) What tears would those be? Tears of joyous laughter, perhaps?

624 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:57

( E-E) Any tears will do. I'm versatile.

625 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 23:35

-=THE NARRATOR HAS COME BACK HOME. HE IS CHECKING HIS E-MAILS WHILE LISTENING TO 90'S ROCK=-

626 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 01:44

(EΝE) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

627 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 03:17

( LƒΦ`) They didn't ask that question back in 1776! No, they didn't have time back in 1776! Back in 1776, they were too busy singing songs!

628 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 14:07

( LƒΦ`) Yankee Doodle came to terms
( LƒΦ`) Writing Hart and Buber
( LƒΦ`) Stuck a Fuhrer in the heart
( LƒΦ`) And called it "Schickelgruber."

629 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 13:48

(EΝE) Grandpa, why do people bump threads that died a natural death ages ago?

630 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 17:00

( LƒΦ`) They are raising an army of undead to terrorize a nearby town. They used to just hire mercenaries, but it got too expensive.

631 Name: i L_½Mj : 1993-09-5253 18:09

i L_½Mj It's up to us to fix it by bumping all the good threads back, isn't it?

632 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 12:43

( LƒΦ`) You Americans are always interfering in others' bumping.

633 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 12:52

-=THE NARRATOR IS CONSIDERING WHETHER TO INTERFERE TOO=-

634 Name: DOM!nEYcqSSXds : 1993-09-5255 15:12

( E-E) Hey Yankee! You wanna pills?

635 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 19:05

i L_½Mj We eat rabbits in America.

636 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 19:31

( E-E) You eat everything in America.

637 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 20:32

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638 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 00:58

(EΝE) Looks like the jerkwads are gone, Grandpa.

639 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 07:24

( LƒΦ`) That was a good idea you had, feigning death until they grew uncomfortable enough to go away.

640 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 13:17

)E-E) Biting off my cheek wasn't nice!

641 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 16:42

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before shift-jis?

642 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 16:55

('w`) You don't want to know.

643 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 19:12

( ;'A') That's horrible!

644 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 19:24

('w`) On the up side, we didn't need as much room.

645 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 19:33

(.-. ) Halp.

646 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 20:22

>>645

)E-E) Good god... how revolting.

647 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 21:01


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( LƒΦ`) okay... who made me a priest

648 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 21:44

(EΝE) Are you the Pope?

649 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 21:53

+)E-E) Is the Pope Zoroastrian? Of course he's the Pope, Junior! He's the grandpopest of them all. A real poop of a pope. The Grandpoobah of Bob Pope. The popelar choice of every Cardinal Error in the Papican. You get the picture?

650 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 22:41

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( LƒΦ`) I summon Gozer the Traveller, the Destructor!

( EƒΦE) 'sup?

651 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 22:52

(EΝE) Gasp!

652 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 23:16

i MƒnLj It cannot be!

653 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 23:19

( ά-ά) Are you MAD?

654 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 00:23

( ί ‚ί) I'm not really into the whole Choose and Perish thing.

655 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 01:29

( EƒΦE) Well, tough noogies. Choose the form of your destruction already.

656 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 16:08

#)E-E) I'm terrified beyond the ability to think, so ask someone else.

657 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 09:36

( EƒΦE) Ok, anybody else thought of something?

658 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 12:17

( EƒΦE) C'mon, gimme something to work with here. Throw me a bone, will ya?

659 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 14:33

i MƒnLjCould you think of something yourself? No pressure, just a little something you know. Then we'll sit down and discuss. Good, don't disappoint us now.

i MƒnLjWhile he's thinking that over, why don't we we all just head over to my excellent pool party?

660 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 17:10

( EƒΦE) The attendants of your pool party will know what it is to roast in the belly of a giant -

( EƒΦE) Aw, just think of something already!

661 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 22:55

(EΝE) NO!

(EΝE) Grandpa, if masturbating makes you go blind, does that mean it's ok to masturbate if you're already blind?

662 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 01:25

( EƒΦE) You'll just become more blind.

663 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 02:13

-=THE FORM HAS BEEN CHOSEN=-

664 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 02:14

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( LƒΦ`) Mua HA HA HA HAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!

665 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 02:14

(EΝE) NO!

666 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 02:15

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667 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 11:20

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668 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 11:33

( ί ƒŽί) YES!

669 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 13:38

( LƒΦ`) Don't you have your own thread for that?

670 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 17:20

( ί ƒŽί) I SAY YES!

671 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 18:24

(EΝE) NO!

672 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 19:02

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673 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 23:30

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( LƒΦ`) So now everyone is dead.

( ά-ά) Except you and me!

674 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 08:00

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( LƒΦ`) Not for long.

675 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 08:27

( x ƒŽx) Well, at least I died wearing mittens.

676 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 16:41

( ά-ά) Well...
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677 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 17:26

( EƒΦE) And now I rest, my foul work complete.

( EƒΦE) Can I have a cookie?

678 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 17:41

( E-E) No.

679 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 17:46

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680 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 23:47

(EΝE) So what's for lunch, Grandpa?

681 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 00:29

( LƒΦ`) Necco wafers and Cheese Whiz.

682 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 01:56

(EΝE) Where's the beef?

683 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 02:02

( LƒΦ`) The repair bill the plane you wrecked and the repair bill for the shop you trashed and the medical bill for the cop you injured KILLED ALL THE DOUGH!

684 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 04:25

(EΝE) Pin the blame on me, huh? Who the fuck destroyed the universe around here, Cramps?

685 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 04:35

( LƒΦ`) It was Beady Eyes' fault.

686 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 04:39

( E-E) And what a beautiful derailment it was.

687 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 04:57

( LƒΦ`) Still, you were out of line when you flew that plane into the donut shop and landed on that police officer.

688 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 08:55

( E-E) thats crazy talk, take your pills, grandpa.

689 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 12:05

(EΝE) No, he's right. I just got a little overzealous trying to take that punk down.

690 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 16:54

( LƒΦ`) Anyway, I've got a lead on our next target.

691 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 22:26

( E-E) Yeah, you need to cull your flock of clones a bit. Who knows what could happen to the universe if you let them run wild.

692 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 16:54

( LƒΦ`) They'd make a whole bunch of character threads that have no real direction or focus. Nothing major.

693 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 19:01

( LƒΦ`) Kind of like your thread, but less stupid.

694 Name: i L_½Mj : 1993-09-5265 20:34

i L_½Mj How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

695 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 20:42

( LƒΦ`) These are my hands! THIS ISN'T A MASK.

696 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 20:51

( LƒΦ`) I don't really have a face.

697 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 20:51

( LƒΦ`) In fact, I'm technically not really alive.

698 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 22:15

( E-E) You would be if you'd just TAKE YOUR DAMNED PILLS ALREADY!

699 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 22:42

( L[M) Just relax man. You don't need pills to be at ease like me.

700 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 23:15

( LƒΦ`) oh, ho ho! Look at this, children! A 700GET!

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