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1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5230 23:05

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2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5230 23:11

I have known only a few such feminists well, though I have read many. They have struck me, without exception that comes to mind, as fitting a peculiar mold: bright, very hostile and combative, but physically timid and pampered, hothouse flowers really, usually from fairly moneyed families and often Ivy or semi-Ivy schools. Often they have done little outside of feminism and would be helpless out of an urban setting. They have no idea how anything around them works―what a cam lobe is, how a refrigerator makes things cold, or how a file-allocation table might be arranged. Their degrees run to ideologizable pseudosubjects such as sociology, psychology, or Women’s Studies. They seem isolated from most of life.

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5230 23:41

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 01:43

Look around you
There are many things to see
That some would say
Could never be

These things I know
They're true and I will tell you so
They are there to see
If you believe

Trolls and Wizards
And Fairy Kings
Birds that talk
And fish that sing
And if your heart is true
Than you will find them too
In every wish and dream
And happy home
You will find the kingdom of
The Gnomes

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 01:52

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6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 05:28

In Northwestern Austria born and raised in the Kneipe was where I spent most of my days. Chillin out maxin relaxin kickin mad speeches inside the beerhall when a couple of Jews who was up to no good started making trouble in das Neighborhood. I started one little putsch and my mom got scared she said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Berlin". Whistled for a cab and when it came near, the licenseplate said "DEUTSCH" and had a Iron Cross in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was win, so I thought "ES IST ZEIT FU"R RACHE! KAMERAD, NACH BERLIN!". I pulled up to the Reichstag um seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Kamerad, smell you later!". I Looked at my Reich, I was finally drin, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Berlin.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 05:29

Feudian slip.

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 08:23

In b4 yoshinoya

9 Name: sage : 1993-09-5231 09:38

in after nazis; during:

This is a tale explaining the manner in which
My way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started
If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location
And I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California commonly referred to as Bel-Air (coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778)

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 16:01

This may surprise you, but I invented this LISP

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 17:03

OGIUE MAH BOI

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 18:13

GreenTeaGirlie is proof that white women are the most attractive. she would not have been popular if she was latino or black because no one wants to see that. those people are worthless and incapable of creating high civilization like whites are. they only destroy advanced white society. just look at america. whites are becoming extinct. stop race-mixing. preserve the genetics that matter (white genetics). white, blonde-haired, blue-eyed GreenTeaGirlie is hot.

could someone please draw this picture in anime?

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 21:05

' corpse (as measured in the vacuum that just formed between yo

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 22:26

QN: What you don't know

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 02:00

Kodomo no Jikan

17 Name: DJ MC HOWARD : 1993-09-5232 02:02

hy they call it DQN ROFL x

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 02:04

>>17

( ・∀・) USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST ( ・∀・)

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 05:34

www.321calllog.com

20 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 10:49

In the company of several allies, the two are soon confronted by dark forces led by the dastardly Thomas Edison and John Pierpont Morgan. The inventor and the financier are collaborating on a bizarre new skyscraper, on whose building site many construction workers have already died in mysterious accidents.

21 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 11:10

SaHa] Ichinana

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 14:29

This is a good sign for Valkyrie.

23 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 14:33

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

24 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 15:01

C: it's not just a good idea, it's the law

25 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 18:24

his feeble attempts to define himself as "decider" or "commander guy" are the equivalent of a five-year-old kid sitting on his dad's Harley and saying "vroom vroom!"

26 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 19:06

So what exactly does the SAFE Act do? It doesn't mandate ongoing network surveillance. What it does require is that anyone providing Internet access who learns about the transmission or storage of information about illegal image must (a) register their name, mailing address, phone number, and fax number with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children's "CyberTipline" and (b) "make a report" to the CyberTipline that (c) must include any information about the person or Internet address behind the suspect activity and (d) the illegal images themselves.

27 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 19:15

It's hard to hear
when you're digesting your ear.

28 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 19:34

0,5,10,15,20,25,30,35,40,45,50,55 * * * * /usr/local/bin/spamguard

29 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 21:27

Please observe a moment of silence for the Netscape browser. Netscape Navigator, the browser that launched the commercial Internet in October 1994, will die on February 1, 2008.

30 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 21:28

I can’t remember how many times I went shooting just to notice later on that I forgot the CF cards at home.

31 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 01:06

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

32 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 04:34

33 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 05:15

>>28

*/5 * * * * /usr/local/bin/spamguard

34 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 17:12

Terrorism is defeated by police work and good intelligence, not invading far off countries. Terrorism is not defeated militarily. It is defeated politically and socially: politically through a practice of non-intervention and socially through a process of co-operative engagement. To put it in more common terms: respect others and trade with them. Don't invade and steal resources. Present yourself as something to emulate.

35 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 17:14

its funny that europeans tend to think of americans as prude jesusfreaks while japs think of them as slutty hedonists

36 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 18:40

It appears that some of the troops in Iraq are using "spoken" (as opposed to "screeching") LRAD to mess with enemy fighters. Islamic terrorists tend to be superstitious and, of course, very religious. LRAD can put the "word of God" into their heads. If God, in the form of a voice that only you can hear, tells you to surrender, or run away, what are you gonna do?

37 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 19:29

Kallahulah

38 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 19:56

FRENCH CANADIAN

39 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 20:38

ハテヒムヌヤェメ

40 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 20:46

<Taginar> Did they have medics in the old tfs?

41 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5234 03:42

42 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5234 04:55

43 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5234 12:24

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Chicks laugh at you.
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44 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5234 12:48

From my experiences in Akihabara, there is no shortage of street performers and costume play cafe advertisers, but certainly no 12-14 year old girls selling photobooks of themselves that I saw in 3 months of near daily visits.

45 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5234 14:24

It's [Lucky Star] yet another anime starring a cast of girls that look 10 years younger than they're labelled as, that has spawned a brigade of goon avatars forum-wide. There's only one possible reason anyone would ever watch that show willingly, and that reason is exactly as obvious as it seems.

shii

46 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5234 16:03

47 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5234 21:08

Alright faggots listen up, Tenshinhan is the strongest human in Dragon ball Z, and could defeat Freiza in his final form at 100%

*Constantly training in HARSH conditions (up in
the mountains)

*Always perfecting his skills.

*Has been training to fight his entire life.

*Trained with king kai for over a year.

*ABLE TO STOP IMPERFECT CELL FROM ABSORBING ANDROID 18 WITH HIS SHIN KIHOKO ATTACK

*ABLE TO DEFLECT A KI BLAST FROM MAJIN BUU (Buu even was shocked that he was such a powerful human)

*MORE CONFIDENCE than Krillen.

*Nearly killed Nappa with his kihoko blast.

*Neck and neck with Trunks in his base form. (Forcing Trunks to turn into a Super Saiyan.)

*Longer list of useful techniques. IE multiform, solar flare and is speculated that Tenshinhan knows the kaio ken attack.

*A true man of honor who will ALWAYS fight to the bitter end.

Tenshinhan > Yamcha >>>> Krillen

Deal with it faggots, that's how it is.

48 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 02:55

/r/ midi of acid jazzed evening

49 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 02:55

/r/ midi of acid jazzed evening

50 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 04:08

51 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 08:22

あけめましておめでとう

52 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 08:23

>>50
DAMN THEM

53 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 08:58

One day when I was 7 I was walking home from school, being all aryan and white, when all of a sudden an evil jew jumped out of the bushes.
"Torah! Torah!", he shouted in hebrew, all jewish and shit. Then he grabbed me with his evil jew hands and dragged me through the bushes and laid me down onto the grass beneath him. I struggled with all my aryan might, but his strong, hairy, manly arms held me firm to the ground.
"Today I will have you recieve the old testament.", he told me, unnzipping his jew-pants. I marvelled before his testament. I had never seen such a thick and immense testament before.
"Suck it!", he ordered me, forcing it deep into my defenseless aryan throat. "Torah! Torah!" I gasped for air as the hairy man had his way with me, plunging the shaft of his testament even deeper into my innocent throat, and I could do nothing but serve him. "I see you like the shaft of my testament deep inside of you. Now lets see how you like it up your pinky white bum!"
"Oh, no, mr jew!", I cried out. "Not my tender white aryan bum!"
...but this jew knew no mercy as he turned me around, and soon he plowed into me, filling me up in ways I could never even have imagined. I completely lost my breath as he pounded my soft like aryan ass with his thick and hard man-shaft. I found myself groaning for every breath as his strokes reached deep inside of me, filling me with a sensation so overwhelming that I could hardly think.
"Do you enjoy having your innocent aryan ass being ravaged by my hard jew cock?", my jew smirked evilishly. I could hardly reply, gasping for air with his every thrust.
Then his panting increased too, until he penetrated me like never before, burying his the full length of his hot testament deep inside of me. He gripped me firmly and I could feel the shaft of it pumping still, filling my soft, tight ass with his jewishness. It was nothing I could do but climax myself, my body responding to his. I wished it would never stop. I had finally found my master race.

54 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 12:40

IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO EVEN MUSTER UP ENOUGH INTEREST TO POST IN THIS

55 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 20:29

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??

56 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 23:31

57 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 23:39

Stay tuned for more about Ruby conferences and why they suck

58 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 01:55

24878: United States

59 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 15:41

Testimony by foreigners in Japan has been ruled inadmissible in court, since there are not considered to be human by the Japanese ministry of Justice.

60 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 21:01

The comment field is too long, by 1072 characters.

61 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 22:37

Rovinng Pianist

62 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 00:02

63 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 05:37

>The standard DVDs offered a quantum leap in quality from the picture and sound of VHS videotape

From Wikipedia:
In physics, a quantum leap or quantum jump is a change of an electron from one energy state to another within an atom.

So a quantum leap is a very, very tiny change, usually smaller than a nanometer.

64 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 06:55

65 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 08:15

18750

66 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 09:58

A beautiful girl in a bonnet
Once wrote me a Shakespearen sonnet
It was fairly lame
So after she came
I pulled out and ejaculated on it

67 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 19:55

Guess where that CO2 came from. That's right: The trees got it from the air. Burning trees won't add anything to the air that wasn't already there in the first place. Burning coal and oil adds CO2 from millions of years ago, which is the real problem.

68 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 22:35

The truth is simple. We can no more reduce carbon emissions than Harry Kellar could cause a bird in a cage to disappear. Carbon emissions remain a proxy measure of economic growth. Where there is growth, emissions will continue to rise for a very long time to come. Politicians (and we) need growth to survive. On carbon emissions, therefore, they are reduced to cheap parlour tricks. But it is time to expose the deception. When will we have politicians brave enough to show us the reality rather than the illusion? We are being treated like children.

69 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 22:42

70 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 22:46

保守作業中
定期点検とセキュリティ関連のシステム更新を
実施しております。作業完了まで今しばらくお待ちください

71 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 22:50

population, followed by Belarus,
Bermuda and Russia (all 532),

72 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 05:23

ω

73 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 09:37

The Warrior sprite seems to support this:

74 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 10:24

WE HAVE TO GO FUCK THE PRINCESS!

75 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 11:12

You certainly are going a long way to make this thing even half-work, Sutibaru, but there's no point in trying to shine shit

76 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 11:17

By examining past societal trends, we can see that the female partner generally bears the brunt of this task.

77 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 13:44

Hahahahaha. You have got to be fucking kidding me. I have been the United States on two separate occasions via air in the last few years and in both cases neither myself nor any of my fellow passengers were ever "waved on through" inspection. Everybody got the royal ass raping treatment

78 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 14:56

( ゚ ヮ゚)

79 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 20:17

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80 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 22:20

( ゚ ヮ゚) Well, how do you feel about that, jackass?

81 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 09:09

( ゚ ヮ゚

82 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 09:38

( ゚ ヮ

83 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 10:30

arrabiatta

84 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 14:28

The treatment a company gives its employees and the treatment a company gives its customers are often one and the same.

85 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 02:12

86 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 03:15

As a stockholder of Intel since the 1970's I remember when Intel performed a comprehensive survey of conceivable uses of a microprocessor -- and the PC was not on that list.

87 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 05:19

In Progress 12/18/07

88 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 06:48

89 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 09:59

(hug)

90 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 10:47

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91 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 11:43

I definitely could have used a list and a reality check like this before I tried to make a thread.

Take it from me, people! Not everyone can make an LP thread! Just because you've read a lot of threads on this subforum DOES NOT mean you are automatically qualified to make your own.

I still think this is the best drat subforum on this site, and it is the only one I read consistently, and anyone who doesn't like LP's can go post in YCS for all I care.

92 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 14:35

bugmenot3

93 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 17:14

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94 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 17:47

By sticking with DVDs, you're missing out on a vast spectrum of inaudible sound.

95 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 17:53

˙ɹıɐ ǝɥʇ uı dɯnɾ puɐ ǝɟıl ʎoɾuǝ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı

ʇoıpı uɐ sı 1<<
ɹǝsıɐʞ ǝɥʇ ɯıɥ pǝllɐɔ
ɹosıɔuı uɐ ǝʞıl dɹɐɥs
¡ɹǝʌıɹp ƃuııııııııııııııpıʌıp

¿ʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʍ
ʇɥƃıu ɟo ʞɹɐp ǝɥʇ uı
suǝıɾ nʞɐsıɾ

ʇoıpı uɐ sı 1<<
ɹǝsıɐʞ ǝɥʇ ɯıɥ pǝllɐɔ
ɹosıɔuı uɐ ǝʞıl dɹɐɥs
¡ɹǝʌıɹp ƃuııııııııııııııpıʌıp

ɟlǝsɯıɥ uo unƃ ǝɥʇ pǝuɹnʇ
ɹǝʇuıʍ s,ʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq
ǝıp oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı puɐ ɟlǝsʎɯ ǝʇɐɥ ı

96 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 22:06

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97 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 22:53

Somebody help

98 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 23:17

>>96
Oh god, that's hideous. XML is such an abomination.

99 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 23:40

>>96
Looks like somebody has been using Renoise...

100 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 00:08

>>99
You've caught me

101 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 02:58

32 * 1024 * 1024

103 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 03:27

though finding someoen who isn't psycho would also be a plus - I attractd nothing but psycho women last year :/

104 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 04:58

She pointed to the Parental Notice of Abortion Act of 2001,

105 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 06:16

*
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106 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 06:23

107 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 09:22

Lost in skyscraper land

108 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 13:15

( ゚ ヮ゚)

109 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 15:23

The Ta∴∵∴nn that can be tal∴∵∴∵∴∵ut is n∴t the true tan∵∴∵∴.

110 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 17:31

I read a recent blindtest where three experts and a bunch of non-experts were tested for the difference between HD and non HD material on several LCD's and plasma displays.

On the first test, 42 inch screen, 3.5 meters away (10 ft), they all guessed 720p. It was 480p.

111 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 19:09

112 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 20:10

(・∀・)

113 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 20:37

What five letter word sounds the same after taking out the last 4 letters?

114 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 22:09

yeah
Personally, I think the time when a person is most open and honest is just after sex
you know, when you just feel completely relaxed and just want to hold your lover close

115 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 22:19

>>113
"Eight"!

116 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 22:49

>>115 bleedin cockney

117 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5242 03:33

>>113 Queue.

118 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5242 06:42

I Fucked up Several Times in Here... (5)

119 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5242 07:05

nH5OcLFP2M8

120 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5242 12:46

They're hurt and desperately striking out at anything, in hopes of somehow surviving. They missed their opportunity to innovate a long time ago and now they're just the walking dead, stubbornly digging in their heals and refusing to just lay down and die.

122 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 01:57

frigid onanoko break head with open source cd

123 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 03:02

beaucoup

124 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 08:09

125 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 12:53

Is Gates a visionary, or a monopolist? Gates' image and PR people want him to be viewed as the former. History will record him as the latter.

126 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 18:59

That hooker I paid last night really sucked (journal coming soon). But she didn't suck as much as Sony.

127 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 14:43

What annoys and at the same time greatly amuses me is that if you walk into a store and steal a CD and get caught, you have a choice of paying a small misdemeanor fine or can demand a criminal trial where you are presumed innocent until found guilty of a misdemeanor and pay a relatively small fine.

But if you infringe copyright by downloading you will be offered to pay a several thousand dollar settlement or go to civil court where you are presumed giolty and have to pay up to hundreds of thousands of dollars.

128 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 14:47

( ・ω・)

129 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 16:19

130 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 16:35

>> 400 million years after the Big Bang
>That's about how long it feels like it's been since my last big bang.

Got married didn't ya.

131 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 16:36

Will viewing that link make me want to punch my monitor in?

132 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 19:58

/r/ midi of acid jazzed evening

133 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 20:41

No.

134 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 04:55

Glameow

135 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 07:39

136 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 13:59

use google

use wiki

use yahoo

137 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 16:37

Microsoft's mantra: Embrace, extend, extinguish.

138 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 16:38

"Would you as president maintain a blog?"

Answer:"No I call the plumber to do all toilet repairs".

139 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 16:39

You know that trillion dollar deficit? Two words: Ink Cartridges.

140 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 00:28

141 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 01:34

his posts were too long to read

142 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 02:20

for 3:27 I've had chills ... this is most powerfull song ever !!! Am I right ?

143 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 15:35

I facepalmed so hard I broke my nose

144 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 15:36

Non-paying people get a BETTER product all-round than paying consumers.

145 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 15:37

In 20 years we'd run out if we just used uranium in nuke plants for all our electricity. Again allow breeding to plutonium and it turns into 2000 years.

146 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 09:22

147 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 18:30

Are we coming to the point where we're going to have to file police reports when you get hacked so that you won't be liable for the distribution of stolen music?

148 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 21:45

The roots of hip hop are in Rhythm and Blues and one would only have to listen to Muddy Water’s Mannish Boy from 1955 to understand there was nothing new in Dre’s early braggadocio except the addition of a blunt full of the “Chronic”. I was once working upstairs in The Village Recorders in West LA while the good Dr. was recording The Chronic below us. Despite a state of the art air filtration system, we found ourselves too stoned to work from the smoke that came up from below. The Blues will continue to reinvent itself, just as it has since Robert Johnson’s earliest recordings in 1936 with another young white suburban kid named John Hammond.

149 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 23:09

Turning off TVs showing a football game in progress at a sports bar has been shown to cause beer bottles, shot glasses, and college students to defy gravity. They seem to spontaneously launch into the air, gravitating toward the point of RF emission that induced the sports footage vacuum.

150 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 23:51

151 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 02:04

Kemonozume

152 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 04:24

管理人さん、エロありの板なのか聞いてるよ

画像は4chanの管理人さん(mootさん)がエロ無しの板/a/でエロの判断基準について
「準の乳首はどう判断するの?」って聞かれたところ
「堅いが、しなやかだ」と答えたシーン

153 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 04:29

154 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 07:56

kiehoh

155 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 08:40

Alan Silvestri

156 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 16:54

The comment field is too long, by 18584 characters.

157 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 17:36

www.animeondvd.com/reviews2/disc_reviews/6748.php

158 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 18:50

159 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 21:47

ICED CRAP says:thankfully my bastard little child in me that had clung to one flickering hope in an average sonic game has been shot and dealt with.
;)

160 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 22:10

Well, the milky way does have intelligent life. Their intelligence can be seen by the fact that they didn't get in contact with us.

161 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 23:10

( ・∀・)

162 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 23:55

hay guys

163 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 02:19

164 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 02:20

165 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 04:14

166 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 05:05

Not your Harley kind of guy, (luv 'em, tho); Like having a Rolling Rock once in a blue moon on the porch summer night or reflect/talk with(you)on the balancing rock in GOG!

167 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 05:34

Here's some backstory:

My dad is middle-aged american, with a russian wife, her russian daughter, his half-russian daughter (by him), and myself whom he created from a previous marriage with an american. He started his own computer shop after working in the industry pretty much all of his life.I've been working there off and on since september, mostly running and managing the servers we have set up there. ( I do a bunch of web dev to make my money, so I usually do my work there )

It all started in September of 2006:

Well, my friend Henry had a class called Internship at our high school (we're seniors) and he came along to work with me and did his internship there as he is interested in computer repair. Henry plays FlyFF and before long, My dad, coworker Tim, coworker Larry, and myself were all playing it.

I quit about a week into it; i just can't stand MMO's anymore really. Games in general, actually - I'd rather mess about with networking and servers and linux, doing what I do best. Coworkers Tim and Larry quit after about two months of playing, as they just got bored with it. However, my dad continued. I was not aware of his use of the FlyFF store in which you can buy items in-game with real life money in order to make the game easier.

( http://flyff.gpotato.com )

Fast forward to April 2007:

My dad is playing FlyFF every waking moment, if he sleeps. I only see him at work, because he never comes home. He missed my stepmom's anniversary, his daughters birthday, christmas, the whole lot. Last time I saw him at home was on Easter for about two hours to give his half-russian daughter a dollar general easter basket. Thoughtful. According to my stepmom they haven't fucked in a year.

My coworkers and I have tried to get him to stop playing, but he won't listen. We blocked the FlyFF ports on the routers, he resetted them. We uninstalled it from all of the machines. He reinstalled it and fired Tim & Larry. So now it's just me and him. Me doing all the work, and him playing FlyFF constantly. I had to abandon my role as web developer to repair computers - not something I particularly enjoy doing, in order to "help support the family" because we are having money problems. I didn't know why, the store is mildly successful, gaining a decent lower-middle-class profit yearly. I didn't know what was going on, neither did my stepmother. She guessed all of the misplaced money was because he was cheating on her and supporting another woman. This was quickly shot down as he has no time for anyone; he plays FlyFF all day long.

Fast forward to April 11th:

I am in school, in my novel-online class. I decide to check our paypal account (my dad and I share a paypal account) as I was supposed to be getting funds for a website this morning. Upon logging in, I notice a bunch of Gala-Net transactions. Realising Gala-Net is the company behind Gpotato and FlyFF, I quickly ran a search for september 06 through today.

$7,000 total was spent in 7 months in buying OPTIONAL items from a FREE MMORPGs store. It's hard for us to put food in the refrigerator because of this. Our rent is a month late, and we were without water for a week.

I now realise everything he said was a lie. I had been working at his store doing his work for free to support his FlyFF addiction, not my family. The rest of my family doesn't see their father (or husband, in my stepmothers case), only if they decide to drive to his work (about 5 miles away) to see him.

I showed my stepmother the PayPal account about an hour ago, and she left after crying on my shoulder.

168 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 11:36

style="text-align:center"

169 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 12:41

( ´ω`)

170 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 12:42

“People are the cause of all the problems; we have too many of them; we need to get rid of some of them, and this (ban of DDT) is as good a way as any.” ― Charles Wurster, Environmental Defense Fund.

171 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 14:37

172 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 16:37

173 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 17:31

Good sir, I think you've stumbled into the wrong quantum wave function collapse.

174 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 19:48

colorless green ideas sleep furiously

175 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:16

>>173
Please stop stalking my /n/ posts, or I shall have to resort to asking you nicely again, in a firmer tone of voice.

176 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:34

Be patient young pedowan.

177 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:35

It's like the old man who's afraid of computers, and who, instead of conquering his fears and adapting to the changing world, simply refuses to use them and becomes a goddamned living relic.

178 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 00:45

language

179 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 00:55

180 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 02:17

182 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 03:07

23 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 02:59

WE ARE ZA WARUDO

183 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 03:08

1 x CL162-08 - 2008 Calendar -- Gundam Series

1 x CL257-08 - 2008 Calendar -- Super Express (No Tube)

1 x KBN033 - Domo-kun Square Plush Strap E -- Dozing Off

1 x SHIRT-BOAT1 - School Days Parody T-Shirt - "Nice Boat!" (M)

1 x TY485 - My Neighbor Totoro -- Totoro No Sanpo ~ Makkuro Kurosuke

1 x MYN062 - New Super Mario Plush Keychain Figures -- Full Set (Set of 5)

1 x CL165-08 - 2008 Calendar -- Neon Genesis Evangelion

184 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 03:53

~(_8^(|)

185 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 13:09

i need a hiro, im holding on for a hiro till the end of the night

186 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 15:30

>What happens when Ranma gets poured with lukewarm water?

futa

187 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 18:12

The U.S. government has killed directly or indirectly caused the death of an estimated 11,000,000 people since the end of the Second World war, partly by invading or bombing 25 countries.

188 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 19:19

189 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 19:22

>>187 They had it comin'

190 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 21:43

DQN FROWNS UPON YOUR RULES

191 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 22:22

</aa>

192 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 00:53

It's like EVERY DAY is Septemeber, yay!

194 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 06:37

195 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 11:17

( ゚ -゚)

196 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 16:23

Coal producers are chopping off the tops of entire mountains in Appalachia

197 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 16:25

Nuclear Fusion is widely available. Look up. (you have to go outside to see it - it's called the "sun")

198 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 17:10

>>196 Ain't it COOL?

199 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 18:06

The off ox, in a yoke of oxen, is the one on the right of the team. Because it is the farthest from the driver it cannot be so well seen and may therefore get the worst of the footing. It is for that reason that 'off ox' has been used figuratively to designate a clumsy or awkward person."

200 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 22:24

Someone who "owned" the US wouldn't be able to pull a profit anywhere close to $13 trillion per year. The slaves have to eat something.

201 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5251 23:08

His carved steel and carved horns

202 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 00:58

Presidential signing statements, rejection of oversight, refusals to testify, unequal application of law for the rich and white, abuse of Social Security, road and other trust funds, abuse of prisoners in violation of international treaties, refusal to reveal special industry consultants to the president, invasion of privacy in defiance of law and the Constitution as generally understood, expansion of U.S. presence abroad without informing Congress, a secret intelligence establishment big enough to field armies yet unable to provide reliable intelligence

203 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 03:14

>>>Instrumental Passage<<<

205 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 07:19

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206 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 08:26

Insen and Vrioon

207 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 12:08

my undead cock pulses with desire

208 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 13:12

━━━(゚

209 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 15:35

Lament of the Whale

I cry for our shared grace
I cry for your human family
I cry for your whaler’s family
I cry for my family
I cry for me

With your warm hand you could stroke my skin like so many of your family have chosen to do
You would feel my warmth and gratitude

Why do you touch me only with your cold harpoon as you thrust it into my flesh?
I thought after so much killing that we would both crave harmony

That we had learned that we both feel and love
That we both treasure life
That we revere our comrades
That we embrace our children

That we share the same blood of our ancestors
That our hearts both beat the rhyme of life

How my child will cling to me as you haul my dying carcass out of the sea
How she will cry
Until you kill her too

210 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 15:36

regular butter contains enough energy to drive your car on it, but it is quite tricky to ignite and hence fairly safe.

211 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 13:18

In the United States, more than 290 people have died since June 2001 after being struck by police Tasers, according to the human rights group Amnesty International.

212 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 13:31

213 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 14:24

>>209
This made me hungry.

214 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 18:47

   ┌────┐
    | 日本は.  |
    | 反省しる! |
   └──┬─┘
   彡 ⌒ ミ||
  < `∀´>||
  (   //つ
  (__Y__)

215 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 18:48

Crystal Pepsi

216 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 22:52

The company who developed the SURTASS LFA (Surveillance Towed Array Sensor System (SURTASS) Low Frequency Active (LFA)) is named QinetiQ. When their stock went public in March, 2003, the offering was private and the primary benefactor was the Carlyle Group, who is cited as having significant connections to many members of the Bush Administration.

217 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 06:19

218 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 06:26

G9Qk2-22KV6-TFXCR-V3Y9M-2CCBJ

219 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5254 06:36

>>218 is assigned banned status for posting a 100% VERIFIED WORKING HALO SERIAL ALL VERSIONS NOCD CRACK KEYGEN ISO NFO BIN CUE MP3 XXX TORRENT FREE ACCESS

220 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 10:20

221 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 12:41

Extreme PaintBrawl

222 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 13:10

[yaranaika]

223 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 13:55

Captain Janeway awoke a short time later to the sound of the singing of a Mariachi band. She opened her eyes and saw a full Mariachi band playing in her quarters with Q leading the group. He smiles when he sees she is awake.

"Good Morning El Capitan, did you have a nice rest?" Asked Q.

"What do you want Q?" grumbled Janeway.

"Just passing by when I noticed a hole in your hull, so thought I would be courteous and make a quick stop and tell you about it." Answered Q.

"Thanks for your concern but I already know about the hole and repairs are being made. Now go away so I can go back to sleep." requested Janeway.

Q ignored her request as usual. So according this the report the accident occurred when your navigator was ogling your borg's boobs instead of paying attention to flying the ship.

Janeway snatched the report from Q's hand and told him to go away and mind his own business.

"You know Kathryn, I can call you Kathryn cant I? Boys will be boys, there is nothing you can do about that.

"First you may not call me Kathryn. Second this is none of your business now go away Q."

"Perhaps there is something i can do to help you with this problem. What if I were too ..." started Q.

"Listen Q, I dont want your help on this matter. If you want to send us back to the alpha quadrant then that would be deeply appreciated. If not then go away and leave us alone." Shouted Janeway.

"That wasn't the response I expected but ok you talked me into helping you. Q snapped his fingers and vanished. Janeway shut off the light and went back to bed.

The next morning when she woke up she discovered ....

All the female crew members had the same size boobs as seven
*All clothing and uniforms had disappeared and everyone was nude
*Everyone's uniform was altered to make it more erotic
Q did something else
Go back - Go to the parent episode.

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denver47
Mon Nov 12 04:22:28 2007

224 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 14:05

we have one in my platoon. did we use it at all in the 15 months we were in iraq? nope! why? interpreters work better and stop bullets.

225 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 14:09

I think your believing Western and Nazi bourgeois propaganda and basing that as your opinion.

Stalin did fundamentally what Marxist is all about, he empowered the proletariat through massive industrialization and fought against the bourgeois. 'Stalinism' is simply a mythical bogeyman for the naive Trots and their bourgeois masters. 'Stalinism' (essentially Marxism-Leninism) is nothing but the self-determination of the working masses, I suggest you use a but of self-criticism to correct your revisionist and deviationist views, and stop slandering comrade Stalin as a mouthpiece of imperialism.

226 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 16:18

these days when something like only making a 25% profit instead of a 27% profit can cause emotional investors to dump your stock, dropping the price, and causing your company a loss of net worth in the millions

227 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 16:21

I was in the US just two weeks ago. The airport was at security level 4 out of 5. I asked an officer what the threat was, and he told me that in the four years that he had been working there, the threat level had not budged from level 4.

228 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 19:55

>>227
And Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

229 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 20:07

http://iiichan.net/stuff/pict/anon.jpg

lol anon

but to be honest I kind of expected you to look like that

230 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 22:06

Look up a recipe on the net and see if you have the money and if it seems easy to do.

231 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 22:13

Romney 17,749 53% 16 Winner
Paul 4,382 13% 3
McCain 4,348 13% 3
Thompson 2,583 8% 2
Huckabee 2,560 7% 2
Giuliani 1,533 4% 0
Hunter 584 2% 0

232 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 05:16

"I must be so sexy I'm growing more feet than I need."

233 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 06:31

print "Content-type: text/html\n\n";

234 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 08:55

System.out.println (i);

235 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 13:26

The only problem is that the government officials always try to create problems with you unless you pay them off. I was riding a motorbike and got pulled over because my headlights were not on even thoguh it was daytime. I could have let him take me to his station, write me up, hold me, and wait until a trial where I would have been freed, but a coupla ruppees let him give me a "warning" and drive off.

236 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 14:27

User:Humblefool
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
This user is on vacation. He is a little restricted edit-wise until the 15th, at which time his wisdom teeth will be removed. Thanks!

Humblefool is an active Wikipedia member. He lives in Highlands Ranch, Colorado, in the United States, and is a democrat. He is a member of the Deletionists and the Discworld WikiProject. His editing intrests include Fremont, California and districts, the internet and its culture, imageboards, and architecture. His website is humblefool.com (http://www.humblefool.com), which is his random junk site, with a range of imageboards, both work-safe and not. He is not not a member of the non-existant Cabal. Flames to /dev/null, please.

Contents
1 Articles I've Worked On

2 Quick Links

3 Quotes

4 Other

[edit]Articles I've Worked On
Quetta 4chan, which is now a redirect to Imageboard Shaving cream YowCow Johor Bahru Johor Bahru District Oekaki Pierson's Puppeteer Outlaw Star Self-addressed stamped envelope Eating contest The Brilliant Green Ero-guro Elf deck Charles R. Baxter Image:Artful suitcase girl.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Artful_suitcase_girl.jpg) Frank William Taussig Abhijeet Sawant Abiotic components Adaptive structuration Agrarian law Amateur writing Adam Opel Amitava Kumar Image:Yowcow-logo.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Yowcow-logo.jpg) Garbage disposal

[edit]Quick Links
today's VfD page (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Votes_for_deletion/Log/2008_January_6&action=purge) recent changes RfC RfAr citing wikipedia My forever watchlist User:Humblefool/notes Wikipedia:Shortpages
[edit]Quotes
The right to speak your mind does not entitle you to the privilege of being listened to. - Anon
It's not a bug, it's a feature! - WAHa
Does that thing serve any purpose besides being huge and embodying thousands of years of cultural history? - Anon
What sort of programming is available on Jewish ethnocentrist cable? Reruns of The Goldbergs and Bridget Loves Bernie? - Calton, in response to a racist remark on VfD.
Since when has the likelyhood of complete and total failure been a reason to give up? - Geni
The purpose of editing articles is to make them better, not to make them perfect. - Paullusmagnus
I visited Canada once, does that make me a secret Mountie agent? - Walkingeagles
So, in other words, it's the number of avocados it takes to fill a mole? 6.022 * 1023. That's a pretty big mole... - Cormac Lawler
Or a very small avocado :) - Alphax, both discussing Avocado's number
Oranges exist in a non-determined chaotic transposition between a given wavelength of visible light and an edible fruit. Apples are decidedly edible fruits. - Anon, comparing apples to oranges.
[edit]Other
User:Humblefool/NPOV - disorganized mess.
This page has been vandalized 1 time.

237 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 16:12

(and the only contributor was '[[Special:Contributions/I am a proud member of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN)

238 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 16:14

Permit me a suggestion to those who appreciate us not. (See? I’m trying to be helpful.) I address it to race hustlers, to bilious feminists of immoderate inutility, which is all of them, and to the gelding professors of the Ivy Leagues.

Look around you and see whether you can find anything, with a moving part, that isn’t the work of white European males. You might start with your refrigerator, which you probably don’t understand. What about your hair dryer? You do know how an electric motor works?

239 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 16:20

Reimu waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were youkai in the base. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Cirno were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Reimu was a shrine maiden for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the flowers and she said to mother "I want to stay at the shrine having tea parties."
Mother said "No! You will BE KILL BY YOUKAI"
There was a time when she believed her. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the shrine she knew there were youkai.
"This is Marisa" the radio crackered. "You must fight the youkai!"
So Reimu gotted her spell card and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the youkai
"I will shoot at her" said Eirin and she fired the spell card. Reimu focus-shot at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the youkai" she shouted
The radio said "No, Reimu. You are the youkai"
And then Reimu was a zombie.

240 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 17:20

ಠ_ಠ

242 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 23:00

I have a 1-1/2" Guardrail nut looped on a piece of 550 cord. Not whiz bang tactical, but one smack in the grape and its coloring books for Christmas time.

243 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 00:38

If someone with skills can do it

244 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 02:09

PCs I know that are left on all the time don't have a significantly increased lifespan.

245 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 03:35

規則
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近頃、日本のみなさんが増えてきたので、お約束の日本語訳をつくってみました。
基本的には、ユーザーの良識に任せたいのですが、

1) オーストラリアやアメリカの法律に違反するようなことを、直接的であれ間接的であれ、しないで下さいね。

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各板の紹介:
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246 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 12:26

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

247 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 12:56

omg lizards run the world

248 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 14:49

The world was not ready for Vista.

249 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 19:04

To: GovernmentIsTheProblem
No, he thinks the War on Drugs is a war on civil liberties.

Oh well .. .then lets all shoot up on heroin and be like Ron Paul! Let’s all ve BRAIN DEAD and be like Ron Paul!

I guess you support no-knock warrants?

Hey, if someone is breaking the law like TERROISTS, yes they really do exist, I EXPECT them to break down the dam door!

Property seizure, where property is sold before the defendant is proven guilty?

Hey, if creditors need their money and the idiot is ignoring them SEIZE IT! It has nothing to do with being proven “guilty” . The numbers speak for themselves. Our legal system isn’t as nuts as Ron Paul would like you to believe.

SWAT teams breaking into houses based on anonymous tips from informants, shooting the dog, and giving Grandma a heart attack?

Yeah ... RIGHT ... lay off the DOPE!

The seizure of cash based on the assumption that anyone carrying enough of it must be a drug dealer?

You really have no clue on how the LAW works ... the more you talk the more I see that ... As if our law enforcement had the resources to be so reckless and never mind about HUGE lawsuits that would ensue ... This is so idiotic!

Encouraging children to inform the police on their parents?

If they are being ABUSED, I want kids to report their parents - that’s a SANE thing to do! If parents are breaking the law and smoking DOPE, you bet I don’t want them as “parents” and someone to look UP to!

How conservative.

THAT is something RON PAUL IS NOT!

He’s a godless, paranoid LIBERAL playing on your imaginary fears. Ron Paul is NUTS!!!!
12 posted on 01/22/2008 10:03:17 AM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God) .)

250 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 19:39

CIA operatives admit that al-Qaeda is a complete and total fabrication by the CIA. They plainly state that NO SUCH ORGANIZATION HAS EVER EXISTED AT ANY TIME.

251 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 21:52

Actor Heath Ledger has been found dead in a Manhattan apartment, New York police tell CNN.

252 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 22:41

Modern day Iraq, along the rivers. See Fertile Crescent. Burgeoning city-states gave rise to monarchies along the rivers. This is the start of civilization as we know it, as people transitioned to farming, aided by irrigation. Monarchies developed, the first permanent governments.

Why Monarchies? It's a combination of war and a need for a strong central government, which was needed to both organize social projects (irrigation) and resolve disputes with the rule of law. In the beginning, that "rule of law" was simply one person. Surpluses allowed for this sort of political system to develop.

But enough theory. Assyria developed from c. 744-623 BCE. Ashur, named after the god of the Assyrians (a god of war), was the capital. Nieveah, another city, reaches 120,000 citizens. Assyria was good at conquering, spreading towards modern-day Turkey and Egypt. The monarchy was "appointed" in antiquity by Ashur, and all claimed to be descended from that first king. Assyrians danced around the idea of apotheosis; the process of becoming a God. For example, they had a specific word for their god or their king, placing them on much the same level. In the end, the king was a proxy of sort for the god. Their statues were in the temples, and were treated in much the same reverence as the god's. It's an important idea.

Access to the king was limited to the extreme to promote reverence. His chambers would be decorated in frescoes about the power of the king, telling of his exploits. The rights of the kings were almost total; all laws were his to hand down, all land was owned by him. There was no higher appeal past the king; in the end, he might as well have been god. Of course, the nobles could have overthrown him, but that's bloody work.

Assyria was not known for its abundance of natural resources. It could grow a nice crop, sure, but that wasn't worth very much. Assyria sat at a natural crossroads, where they could tax anyone coming through. Tribute, as well, was a source of income. Conquered lands had to pay a tribute to the king, who then distributed it to the cities, who used it for public works, which people liked. If, of course, either revenue stream dried up, everyone's out of luck. Eventually, the economies of scale doom the economy. The economy becomes risk-averse because there's no profit in it. Supply-demand economics were sort of broken, because the supplies were related to who they conquered last.

The army was the basic meaning for Assyria's existence. The king led the army as his main job. The army was composed of a small number of professional soldiers, the ILKU (farmer-soldiers), and the "Special Service," the general enlisted man. Archery formed the core of the army, and each archer was protected by one man with a giant shield, and another with a spear. Horse-drawn chariots with archers and archer trios on horses. Effective, but not efficient. And these people could win a siege. Pontoon bridges, scaling walls, tunneling and collapsing walls, battering rams with covers and wheels! And irrigation as a weapon. As in floods. The violent reputation of the Assyrians preceded them. And they liked it that way. Made things easy.

253 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 01:52

Assyrian art sucked

254 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 02:00

255 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 02:13

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256 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 02:35

I’ll never be open again, I could never be open again
I’ll never be open again, I could never be open again

And I’ll smile and I’ll learn to pretend
And I’ll never be open again
And I’ll have no more dreams to defend
And I’ll never be open again

257 Name: ( ´_⊃`) : 1993-09-5258 03:36

hey, I went to technical school with a guy named Ashur who was Assyrian.

258 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 09:14

A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny Ship.

259 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 11:04

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260 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 15:00

an american and his money are soon parted

261 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 17:52

Vaslav could jump high

262 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 18:41

New thread

263 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 18:49

PC TECHNICIAN

264 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 19:24

>>259

science rules!!!

265 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 20:34

You probably didn't know it, but those airplane contrails you see up in the sky are part of the government's plan to infect you with a nasty skin disease. Many Ron Paul supporters have been wise to this government conspiracy for a while now, including Dave Von Kleist (above), who was just added to the bill for the RonPaulapalooza blowout scheduled for this summer.

In addition to composing this truth-exposing anthem about the government's nanomicrobes, Von Kleist has also produced a devastating documentary that lays bare the government's complicity in orchestrating the 9/11 attacks. Von Kleist joins Poker Face on the RonPaulapalooza slate, a band that loves the rock group Boston but hates the "Satanic Jews" who "need to be cleansed from our planet."

266 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 20:36

As for the Catholic church.. Well since Christ’s death, Ha-Satan has been attacking it at its roots. Today we have at least 40,000 Christian who are actually in a cult. The Catholic Church has always been the biggest impediment to Satan’s plan of destroying this 2nd earth age as he did the first. In my opinion, there are millions of good, God loving people in and involved with the church. But I also believe that Satan finally took over the hierarchy of the church in 1963 with the election of Paul the 6th to the POPE’s throne. I think that the same year a satanic mass took place in Rome as well as The Citadel in South Carolina. That very year was when the ‘Novus Ordo Mass’ was given to the faithful, and the church has never been the same.

Satanists, Communists and homosexuals where headhunted by people like Bella Dodd to infiltrate the church and destroy it from within.

267 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 20:37

The question is, why are we all sitting at our own respective computers, ‽

Damn why do I use Ctrl-X instead of Delete? It's a very odd habit.

268 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 00:09

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my g/f has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".

I always look out for her ride coming home but she always walks from aroud the corner, I can usually hear a car driving off as she walks towards our house. If it really is a taxi why not just get dropped off in front? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again, and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she was getting out of. It was while I was crouched behind my car that I noticed rust on my exhaust tip.

Should I take it to the dealer for replacement, or should I just take the opportunity to buy the aftermarket 3" I've been looking at. Its a big decission so I thought I would ask for your advice. Maybe I'll just try to buff it out.

269 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 00:40

270 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 01:35

Lawl awesome 20$ hop

271 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 01:57

All the feds did was cute the rate.

272 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 02:18

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273 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 04:09

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274 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 06:51

275 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 07:43

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276 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 07:44

>>274
I still have the CD single of that.

True story.

277 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 15:15

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

278 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 18:37

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279 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 18:54

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280 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 19:38

>>279
go away, trevor

281 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 20:43

Saying that something is more intuitive than something else is all the rage right now. Apple and Apple fans like to use this word a lot. Are Apple products really more intuitive just because they say they are?
First off, what does it actually mean to have an intuitive interface? It means that you can use it by intuition. You don't need to learn how to do it. Now, all humans are born with certain instincts that are built-in to their brain functions. Interacting with a computer is not one of them.

Humans do learn things however. They learn to read words, recognize shapes, move objects, type words on a keyboard, etc. These things can be translated to human-computer interfaces in order to make the computer (and other electronic devices) easier to learn. In other words, we can base learning new things on things we have already learned in order to make them seem inuitive.

Now, easy to learn and easy to use are often two entirely different things. Making something easy to learn may mean simplifying the interface so that you don't have to see a bunch of potentially confusing things at the same time. It may also mean, creating multiple levels of navigation screens which explain to the user each step or creating a hardware interface that gives tactile/audible/visual feedback. And most importantly, it means basing the design on previously learned and widely accepted concepts such as language.

"Easy to use" is another animal. If you want it to be easy to use, you're looking for user interface efficiency. You want to be able to accomplish the tasks you've set out to do with as few steps as possible. This is very important for productivity.

Take a look at the interface for Windows. Up until Windows 2000, if you open a menu you'll notice that certain letters are underlined (they can be turned back on in the Display Properties). Once you understand that typing those letters on the keyboard will activate those commands without you having to move the mouse and point to them, you'll see how much more efficient this interface can be. This same user interface convention has been brought to Windows Mobile. If you open a menu on a Windows Mobile device (and your device has a keyboard or number pad), you'll see either underlined letters corresponding to each command, or numbers for each command. Pressing the corresponding button is much easier and faster than using the directional pad or stylus to select the command you want. If you already know about this user interface convention in Windows, you'll quickly recognize it on Windows Mobile. You’ll also quickly realize how much easier-to-use it is since your eyes and hands have much less work to do.

Does the Apple Macintosh OS have an equivalent for such an efficient user interface convention? Not at all. On all Apple OSes, you actually have to use the mouse to activate commands. While this is easy to learn, it's not easy to use when it comes to productivity and efficiency. Moving the mouse and following it with your eyes takes a lot more time than pressing a key on that keyboard. Sure, most programs implement keyboard shortcuts that are combined with modifier keys, but these are not nearly as discoverable as the underlined letter in the menu on Windows.

282 Name: ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ : 1993-09-5259 22:07

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283 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 02:26

Beautiful Vistas and Dark, Dingy Caves

284 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 05:04

285 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 05:29

myCell[i][j].setAlmostAlive(false);

286 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 15:23

ann coulter is a man

287 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 15:57

288 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 17:21

Have you considered all the consequences of your proposition respecting post roads? I view it as a source of boundless patronage to the executive, jobbing to members of Congress & their friends, and a bottomless abyss of public money.

289 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 03:46

Becuase

290 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 20:24

How do you really find a needle in a haystack? With a match.

291 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 21:28

昼食

292 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 21:56

[This message has been deleted by the Church Of Scientology pending legal action]

293 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 04:04

おちんちんは

294 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 16:04

People are F5ing them like /b/tards in a cp thread

295 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 17:07

296 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 17:16

"Ichigo Complete" by Saeko Chiba, Fumiko Orikasa, Ayako Kawasumi and Mamiko Noto

297 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 19:39

VORUDEMOTO

299 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 02:21

( ⌒-⌒)

300 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 02:35

、   ∩
( o゚ω゚o)彡 
  ⊂彡

301 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 06:53

Also... there's a

302 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 06:54

>>298
I suggest we all bid on this. It looks like a good deal.

303 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 09:56

objectively

304 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 10:29

305 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 10:57

WELCOME TO THE CENA SHOW AGAIN FOLKS!

Sigh, I would have wanted anybody to win except for Cena. Heel Cena is tolerable, but this Cena who is constantly getting cheered by 14 year old wiggers and fangirls, bleh. Triple H, Undertaker, Batista, HBK, CM Punk, Kennedy, hell even Hornswoggle I would've rather won the Rumble.

So based on the results, the following may be what is in store for us:
[list]
[*]Y2J continues feud with JBL, with a possible Hell in a Cell/Hardcore/any gimmick match looming for them in the future
[*]Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels (HBK was the one who eliminated the Undertaker)
[*]Kennedy vs Flair (After Flair won his match, Kennedy confronted him backstage and got in each other's faces)
[*]The Big Show still to come
[*]Cena either challenges Edge or Orton (if they won't lose their titles on No Way Out) on Wrestlemania, though it's likely he'll go after Orton since he's got the spinner belt
[*]Triple H will probably win the Elimination Chamber match on No Way Out so that he'll be on the main-event picture come Wrestlemania
[/list]

306 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5263 11:06

>>305 is banned for using bbcode

307 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 11:49

I don't much care for trolls or drama.

308 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 14:12

It's 2008. We have extremely safe cars. We have practical, efficient nuclear fission (both for peaceful and weapons uses). We have the ability to store 1TB of data on a drive the size of a small cigar box. And don't forget that I can communicate from one side of the world to the other instantly either via fiber or satellite.

309 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 14:12

As a citizen of the United States, I refuse to believe our country is somehow analagous to this dismal failure of a human being. His grasp of language and speech is abysmal, his politics the very antithesis of what his party is supposed to stand for, his cronies corrupt beyond redemption, his judgement non-existant, and his treasonous actions unforgivable. Like all nations, the United States has a history of good and bad. But for fucks sake we put a man on the moon, developed the nuclear bomb, are kings of computer technology, and now THIS asshole comes along and all of a sudden it's cool to be a Christfag who prays for answers instead of finding solutions?

310 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 14:17

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311 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 14:51

I AM THE THREAD OF MY MITTENS

312 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 15:49

u welcome i also wanted to know if u was still single cuz i would like to get to know u and maybe hangout out sometime

313 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 17:47

314 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 18:27

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! HASN'T SHE SUFFERED ENOUGH?

315 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 19:21

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Fighter : 1000越えちまったぞ。
Archer : 大規模MMO板では現在1001の内容を募集してるよ。
Bard.  : 詳しくは自治スレに来てね。
Rabbit. : ボエー♪

316 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 19:43

, feel tanasinn displayed.

317 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 21:35

I hear the ambulance coming...

318 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 21:36

>>314 Barbara Walters told her fellow panelists on The View" that Britney Spears' friend-manager-hanger on Sam Lufti called her over the weekend to say that Britney has mental issues, that they are treatable, that she has seen a psychiatrist, and she is in touch with her mother. Then Whoopi made fun of it.

319 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 03:30

Bard.  : 詳しくは自治スレに来てね。
Rabbit. : ボエー♪

320 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 03:31

I would have reservations if I was a Native American.

322 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 14:17

With Vista bearing a footprint 10 times larger than XP's, even Microsoft officials are expressing concerns about Windows' growing waistline.

323 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 15:23

324 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 15:27

final atomic buster

325 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 16:00

If the USA is the country that beat the Soviets and put a man on the moon, why are modern Americans a bunch of illiterate, whiny, fat-assed hillbilly losers?

326 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 19:45

because they buy a lot of stuff when they're dumb, which helps the economy, which makes the smart\rich\powerful more rich\powerful.

327 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 20:52

( ´ω`) I don't really have a face.

328 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 21:10

But still. That was lol.

329 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 21:45

As we move forward with more useful online systems for both students and faculty

331 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 13:15

>>I don't understand why Western countries are pandering to these third world shitholes?

cuz all the H for europe goes through there. CIA produces it in Afghanistan and send it through turkey to Europe for profits. FREE MARKET

332 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 15:27

If anyone requests while this sticky is up I'm going to ban them, GLOBALLY, for a fucking week.

333 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 17:34

Why does the DOJ seem so toothless when it comes to corporations or the ultra-wealthy, yet act like right-stomping psychopaths for small players (to the point of waffling on definitions of torture, or weaseling around the constitution)?

334 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 18:20

Download-Ticket reserviert. In 1.7 Minuten ist dein Download bereit.

Umgehe die nötigen Download-Tickets mit einem PREMIUM-Account. Sofortige Freischaltung

335 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 18:37

xMouse

336 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 19:25

337 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 21:59

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339 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 00:22

6|::::::::  ( 。。))

340 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 01:35

John MacKay

341 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 01:44

You'll never guess what our Auntie said after that.

342 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 02:44

tend to copy a lot of dumb shit to their clipboard

343 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 02:50

344 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 16:01

Obviously at some point Mercury was hollow and covered by an ocean, then an asteroid hits, punctures the surface, and the ocean drains into the center of the planet, creating the channels we see today.

Now, I know there are those who will say "but liquid water cant exist that close to the sun".
Well, to those people I say "Its not called Mercury for nothing".

345 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 16:09

People always root for underdogs

346 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 18:29

(CNN) ― In the latest sign that a conservative backlash is starting to build against John McCain, conservative commentator Ann Coulter said Thursday she is prepared to vote for Hillary Clinton over the Arizona senator in a general election match up.

347 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 19:03

so that i can know it's not broken

348 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 19:50

0.098

349 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 20:46

sort=seeders&d=down

350 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 21:04

i like

351 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 22:27

The Revolution: A Manifesto

Every election cycle we are treated to candidates who promise us "change," and 2008 has been no different. But in the American political lexicon, "change" always means more of the same: more government, more looting of Americans, more inflation, more police-state measures, more unnecessary war, and more centralization of power.

Real change would mean something like the opposite of those things. It might even involve following our Constitution. And that’s the one option Americans are never permitted to hear….

With national bankruptcy looming, politicians from both parties continue to make multi-trillion dollar promises of "free" goods from the government, and hardly a soul wonders if we can still afford to have troops in – this is not a misprint – 130 countries around the world. All of this is going to come to an end sooner or later, because financial reality is going to make itself felt in very uncomfortable ways. But instead of thinking about what this means for how we conduct our foreign and domestic affairs, our chattering classes seem incapable of speaking in anything but the emptiest platitudes, when they can be bothered to address serious issues at all. Fundamental questions like this, and countless others besides, are off the table in our mainstream media, which focuses our attention on trivialities and phony debates as we march toward oblivion.

This is the deadening consensus that crosses party lines, that dominates our major media, and that is strangling the liberty and prosperity that were once the birthright of Americans. Dissenters who tell their fellow citizens what is really going on are subject to smear campaigns that, like clockwork, are aimed at the political heretic. Truth is treason in the empire of lies.

There is an alternative to national bankruptcy, a bigger police state, trillion-dollar wars, and a government that draws ever more parasitically on the productive energies of the American people. It’s called freedom. But as we’ve learned through hard experience, we are not going to hear a word in its favor if our political and media establishments have anything to say about it.

If we want to live in a free society, we need to break free from these artificial limitations on free debate and start asking serious questions once again. I am happy that my campaign for the presidency has finally raised some of them. But this is a long-term project that will persist far into the future. These ideas cannot be allowed to die, buried beneath the mind-numbing chorus of empty slogans and inanities that constitute official political discourse in America.

That is why I wrote this book.

352 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 23:41

XiphQT

353 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 00:03

LISP

354 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 00:21

Undead? They prefer to be called the 'living impaired.'

355 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 00:53

曖昧

356 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 02:13

357 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 07:27

"Scotty had promised us a remote location, beautiful scenery, the perfect place to get laid. And maybe it was, if your girlfriend was deaf, dumb, and blind and if you didn't mind seeing her transformed into some shrieking harpie-bitch from hell!"

358 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 08:11

359 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 10:08

360 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 12:37

some sort of an fetish for idioticy

361 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 19:32

Ah, there's nothing in my clipboard.

362 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 19:37

None. And no, Cowboy Bebop's dub is incredibly shitty. Ed's voice couldn't be more off, Spike's dialogs couldn't have been more butchered and Faye's voice was the same bored housewife that dubs all AMERIKAN anime

363 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 00:39

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364 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 00:43

[19:34] <Shan> Never argue with a physicist!

365 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 02:19

without it having an index file.

366 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 02:26

Hope you like our new karaoke.

367 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 04:32

368 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 05:05

( ・ω・)

369 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 05:16

要望ありがとう。
収納時にスペースキー再生が利かないのはバグです。ごめん。
ショートカットキーで画面変更は了解しました。

370 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 05:36

Everyone, please post faster!

371 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 05:36

SPHERION.com

372 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 05:39

i never got banned, i just left

373 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 14:56

The male usually attaches itself to the pubescent female, but copulation does not take place until the female has moulted to the adult stage.

374 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 15:10

Alycia
Lane

375 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 17:24

At best you can mock Scientologists, but you can't bring yourselves to do anything about the millions your country is killing around the world.

376 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 17:52

> the

377 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 20:33

I for one won't believe in any of this black hole nonsense until I actually see one.

378 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 20:49

379 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 22:25

ラストの盛り上がりは必聴。
● ラストまでの前フリが長すぎた。
○ 最初はロマンチックな雪景色、
  しかし徐々にノイズが混ざってきて、後半の猛吹雪は大変なありさま。
  ストーリーもとてもおもしろいし、聴いていてもおもしろい。さすがというべきか。
  終わり方は静かで好印象。
○ テーマ的には反則だと思う。ずるいです、こんな突飛な発想w
○ (オリジナリティ賞に関して)「そう来たか!」という感慨が湧いたのは
  Agargaraさんの曲のみです。
● めちゃくちゃ長いので、お気に入りには入れがたかったです。
  大好きな曲だけれど、最初の一分に求心力はないと思う。
○ 4:48からの盛り上がりは随一、コントラストきいてて大好き。
● 前半はまわりくどい前フリだったんだなー。
● 長すぎるから評価低め。

380 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 22:43

タロットカード一覧

381 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 23:42

(\(>)(.)(<)->(<)(.)(>))((\(//)(\\)(||)->(||)(\\)(//))((\((//):(\\):[])(||)->(||)(\\)(//))((\(\\)->(\\):(\\):[])(([]:(([]::[]()):[]::[]([]()))::[[]()])>>=(\->[])::[]a)::[]([]a))(++))((\((//):(\\):[])(||)->(||)(\\)(//))((\(\\)->(\\):(\\):[])(([]:(([]::[]()):[]::[]([]()))::[[]()])>>=(\->[])::[]a)::[]([]a))(++))(++))((\(//)(\\)(||)->(||)(\\)(//))((\((//):(\\):[])(||)->(||)(\\)(//))((\(\\)->(\\):(\\):[])(([]:(([]::[]()):[]::[]([]()))::[[]()])>>=(\->[])::[]a)::[]([]a))(++))((\((//):(\\):[])(||)->(||)(\\)(//))((\(\\)->(\\):(\\):[])(([]:(([]::[]()):[]::[]([]()))::[[]()])>>=(\->[])::[]a)::[]([]a))(++))(++))(++)

382 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 02:34

Im looking for a tea set, it cant be nipon (thats japanese for japanese) or any asian country. It has to be a complete tea service (cups saucers milk and sugar dishes and of course the pot!) and fine china (bone not cheap ceramic). And it needs to be the same design as the Yamayurikais. Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make sure its proper). And it would be nice if it came with matching tray (silver with handles). Oh! and it cant be made in asia or out of their materials. It needs to be high class. Also it would be nice if it was made in england. and not in irland or spain or whatever. I have found a tea service similar to the one im describing in ebay, but it didnt have the sugar and milk servers and i dont want to serve my guests with a missed matched set (it looks so not proper).

383 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 04:05

>_

Dude! You just completed the >_

384 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 16:54

The question I have not seen posed yet. Who will benefit?

386 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 20:20

I've always figured that the period after they declare they'll no longer support the product is that sweet spot when it will finally function predictably.

387 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 04:23

 

388 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 04:57

Derrick Quentin Northcott

389 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 05:34

As it stands, traffic from the Middle East and surrounding areas is being routed through various other cables in an attempt to remain online, but any more snips and we could be dealing with ping times eerily similar to those seen in 1993 (or much, much larger issues).

390 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 07:22

>>389
But it is 1993.

391 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 08:24

Be careful that you do not develop a case of Narutardism

392 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 17:06

"An operating system should be completely invisible," he said.

393 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 17:35

the author clearly has his tinfoil underpants and armadillo hat on.

394 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 17:40

Soon, you will be able to travel from London to Sydney in less time than it takes to negotiate security at the airport.

395 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 19:58

Lotsa people keep mentioning 'Google' 'Google''Google'. But I have one question, who and what the heck is Google?

396 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 21:30

Models the recording industry business practices perfectly... Rape, don't innovate.

398 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 05:45

Corpus spongiosum

399 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 06:11

ゴスロリマニアックス

400 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 07:35

401 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 15:27

"Tricks of light and shadow" as NASA would say.

402 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 21:25

/sbin/hwclock --directisa --utc --hctosys

403 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 21:34

404 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 23:02

405 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 23:37

comp.protocols.tcp-ip.eniac

406 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 01:59

You're under arrest for resist being arrested.

407 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 12:06

  

408 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 13:07

Films need to do this more, if only to piss off the people who have to feed it into the projector.

409 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 14:13

I'm not from jersey!
iew!

410 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 14:43

Oh look - butterfly!

411 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 15:36

myCell[0].length

412 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 19:59

You either lead, follow or get out of the way--Guess who's in the lead??

Apparently me because I can't hear a damned thing, lol

413 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 20:04

his job is pretty awesome, he gets payed to party and dance

414 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 20:56

Over the past few weeks, we have been receiving numerous complaints from employees about the slow performance of the Internet during business hours. These complaints are specifically regarding people's inability to effectively perform their jobs which include the need to access Google Apps (email, docs & spreadsheets, and calendar), remote servers, and certain websites necessary for research and problem resolution. Each time these complaints were received, investigation revealed that during these times other employees were streaming media that was clearly not work related.

As a reminder of what is clearly stated in the Employee Handbook, our policy pertaining to acceptable Internet usage is that gaming, [non work related] downloading, accessing interactive entertainment, and other ways that diminish your effectiveness or productivity or that of other employees is strongly discouraged.

Please note it is not our objective to single people out, nor is it our intention to prevent anyone from using the Internet for personal business that is sometimes necessary during business hours. However, everyone should be aware that as part of our ongoing IT preventative maintenance, Internet and bandwidth performance is regularly monitored. If someone is accessing a web site that is utilizing an inordinate amount of bandwidth, they may be asked to demonstrate the work related need for such usage.

415 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 21:13

Daddycool is a VIPPE Rwho owsn a SECRET area of VIP quality but he will onyl let u in if u PAY him enuogh ;)

416 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 21:57

Hmm, didn't have anything in my clipboard.

417 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 11:24

Coltan is the colloquial African name for columbite-tantalite, a metallic ore used to produce the elements niobium and tantalum. Mineral concentrates containing tantalum are usually referred to as 'tantalite'[1]. In appearance, coltan is a dull black mineral. The exportation of coltan helped fuel the war in the Congo, a conflict that has resulted in approximately 3.8 million deaths [2]. Coltan is the ore for tantalum used in consumer electronics products such as cell phones, DVD players, and computers.

418 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 13:15

My brain hurts. Where's my lawyer, I need to sue someone for damaging my intellectual property!

419 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 02:26

420 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 05:20

Nothing kills a live session more than a request for an Adobe PDF viewer update request in the middle of a session. I got this one during a live presentation while playing a DVD. The DVD on the projector simply stopped. Going to the laptop, we discovered that despite the fact were in the field with no internet connection, Adobe needed our permission to get an update. The fact a PDF viewer has permission to stop the show by having Windows Vista stop it to ask permission for an update without a net connection convinced me that Vista is unsuitable for presentation and digital audio workstation applications.

421 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 14:51

I smell political propaganda.

422 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 19:18

Hey, /a/! (lol that rhymes XP)

423 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 13:06

(sound of crickets)

424 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 15:49

Swedish police are probing a malodorous fermented flying fish incident in which an open can of local delicacy surströmming was launched through the bedroom window of a 52-year-old Motala man.

Sweden's The Local describes the result as "breakfast in bed with a cruel and unusual twist", and according to our correspondent Mike Richards that pretty well sums it up, since he categorises the smell of surströmming as akin to "composted gorgonzola in a Viking's jockstrap".

The cops are treating the piscine projectile launch as "property damage", and reckon they have a pretty good idea who was responsible.

For the record, surströmming comprises fermented Baltic herring which are brewed "in-the-can", allowing bacteria to work their magic and produce the distinctive odour.

The tins are apparently banned by some airlines, since they may pose an explosive risk. Mercifully, al-Qaeda is unlikely to avail itself of this property to down aircraft because, according to Mike, you have to be "clinically Swedish" to even look at a can of the stuff without fainting. ®
Bootnote

425 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 02:23

Nordic Blondes and Irish redheads get frisked pretty throughly. If they are very large breasted then we have to really check them over, make them get naked, take photos, oil them up and take more photos, etc...

426 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 02:24

"To initiate a war of aggression," said the judges in the Nuremberg trial of the Nazi leadership, "is not only an international crime; it is the supreme international crime differing only from other war crimes in that it contains within itself the accumulated evil of the whole." In stating this guiding principle of international law, the judges specifically rejected German arguments of the "necessity" for pre-emptive attacks against other countries.

427 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 03:08

"To initiate a war of aggression," said the judges in the Nuremberg trial of the Nazi leadership, "is not only an international crime; it is the supreme international crime differing only from other war crimes in that it contains within itself the accumulated evil of the whole." In stating this guiding principle of international law, the judges specifically rejected German arguments of the "necessity" for pre-emptive attacks against other countries.

428 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 03:53

was hoping it'd just finish itself off.

429 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 04:38

They seemed focused on the word "katawa"

430 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 14:07

>>429 And not enough on "shoujo" amirite?

431 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 15:25

2: Isolated (starport X, Red zone, remove +DMs to TL from A/B/C starports (do NOT -4 for X).

          Min TL is environmental TL minimum, TL can be > 8, society not interested in space travel or contact)

3: Major social collapse (pop decrease by 1d6, roll starport as if pop 0, roll unmodified 1d6-1

          for new TL. If TL is below environmental minimum, pop=0 and world is Barren)

4: Major environmental disaster (pop decrease by 1d3, if atm is 3/5/6/8 then atm is tainted to 2/4/7/9)
5: Ongoing Plague/War (pop decrease by 1d3, travel zone increase)
6: Recent starport downgrade (decrease starport by one step. minimum E)
7: Recent revolution (re-roll gov (on appropriate pop table) and law)
8: Recent starport upgrade (increase starport by one step. maximum A)
9: State of Emergency (increase law by 1d6)
10: Population increase (Pop+1, max A)
11: Recent Balkanization (gov 7, keep law, TL+1)
12: Technologically advanced (increase TL by 1d3)

Changes in Starport alter the TL (remove or add the difference in TL that is appropriate to the new starport), but have not had a chance to affect the population yet (so you can have a type A with pop 5, or a B with pop 3). Minimum TL is the environmental minimum unless otherwise stated.

Note that trade codes will be affected by these changes.

432 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 19:16

Yeah, in the same sense as when some hysterical woman shouts "Won't someone think of the children!" and Michael Jackson raises his hand to say "I am!"

433 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 20:01

"IT'S OUR FIRST NIGHT IN THE NEW HOUSE

434 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 23:42

I copied and pasted this text!

435 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 00:18

d1vs4zw1qz08rm0s496j

436 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 00:20

@forget 2

437 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 03:00

438 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 04:26

439 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 06:27

440 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 12:03

Visualization exercises

Here's a progressive, four-step visualization exercise to help you sharpen your skills. Don't force yourself to complete each step in only one session. It takes time to develop great skills.

Exercise 1: Get into a comfortable position, close your eyes and relax. Take a few deep breaths and clear your mind. Allow pictures to pop into your head. Choose one and hold it. Don't let anything else enter your mind. Concentrate solely on that picture. Hold the picture for as long as you can. When you let it go, end the session. When you can hold the picture for five minutes, move on to the next exercise.

Exercise 2: Choose a very simple physical object, like a pencil, book, etc. Hold it in your hands. Memorize all you can about it: How does it feel, where to the shadows fall, how does it feel in your hands. When you are ready, set the object down and close your eyes. Recreate the object with all the detail you can in your mind. Can you feel it in your hands? Do you see the shadows playing on it? When you can hold the image for five minutes, move on.

Exercise 3: This gets tricky. This time, you create an image that exists no where on this Earth. What would a plant look like that grew on a distant planet? Create that plant in your mind with as much detail as you can. What does it look like? How does it feel? What is it's texture? Look at it from all angles. Let the picture vanish. Now recall it and hold it for as long as you can. When you can hold it for five minutes, move on.

Exercise 4: Recall your made up plant from outerspace. Once you have a solid picture of it in your mind, open your eyes and "see" that plant in the physical world. Look around you, keeping that plant firmly in the center of your vision everywhere you look. Make it as real as you can, like you could reach out and expect to touch it. When you can hold this for five minutes, you are finished.

Being able to visualize energy as well as the expected outcome of our magickal workings is vital to success. Continue to visualize items to make them real in the physical world like in exercise 4. The easier it becomes for you, the longer you'll be able to hold an image and the quicker you will become at visualization.

If you are feeling ambitious, try this exercise for a moving visualization. When working with magickal energy, you will need to move it. It is a good idea to practice making an object move, fast, without losing any of its visual quality.

Exercise 5: Imagine an object, such as a hotwheels car or a train. Visualize it down to the last detail. Open your eyes and see that object. Now, without losing any detail, make the object move. Make it race across the floor, up the wall, across the ceiling, all over the room. Continue this exercise, building up to the point where you can keep your vision moving for 5 minutes.

441 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 15:00

man: Hey Sister, does the Catholic Church save bad girls?
nun: Why yes sir, the Catholic Church does indeed save bad girls.
man: Well, do you suppose you could save ONE FOR ME?

442 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 17:06

Well if you want to get down to the nitty gritty, everything is waves and empty space anyway, and yet Heisenberg's uncertainty principle asserts that this thing we call "empty space" is practically foaming at the mouth with spontaneous creation of particles and antiparticles at any one specific moment in time.

443 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 07:08

444 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 16:00

445 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 16:32

doesn't putting Heisenberg in anything make it sound all scientific and plausible?

for instance: The Heisenberg effect is the blue glow experienced when observing submersed reactors. It's actually called the Cherenkov effect, but Heisenberg sounded just as good.

SCIENCE: Heisenberg

446 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 17:42

The phenomenon was discovered by Nikola Tesla during high frequency research he conducted between 1888 and 1897.

447 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 22:38

448 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 06:25

YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO RE-POST THIS ANYWHERE:

Creds: got here in 1962, written for just about everybody, won the Writers Guild Award four times for solo work, sat on the WGAw Board twice, worked on negotiating committees, and was out on the picket lines with my NICK COUNTER SLEEPS WITH THE FISHE$$$ sign. You may have heard my name. I am a Union guy, I am a Guild guy, I am loyal. I fuckin' LOVE the Guild.

And I voted NO on accepting this deal.

My reasons are good, and they are plentiful; Patric Verrone will be saddened by what I am about to say; long-time friends will shake their heads; but this I say without equivocation...

THEY BEAT US LIKE A YELLOW DOG. IT IS A SHIT DEAL. We finally got a timorous generation that has never had to strike, to get their asses out there, and we had to put up with the usual cowardly spineless babbling horse's asses who kept mumbling "lessgo bac'ta work" over and over, as if it would make them one iota a better writer. But after months on the line, and them finally bouncing that pus-sucking dipthong Nick Counter, we rushed headlong into a shabby, scabrous, underfed shovelfulla shit clutched to the affections of toss-in-the-towel
summer soldiers trembling before the Awe of the Alliance.

My Guild did what it did in 1988. It trembled and sold us out. It gave away the EXACT co-terminus expiration date with SAG for some bullshit short-line substitute; it got us no more control of our words; it sneak-abandoned the animator and reality beanfield hands before anyone even forced it on them; it made nice so no one would think we were meanies; it let the Alliance play us like the village idiot. The WGAw folded like a Texaco Road Map from back in the day.

And I am ashamed of this Guild, as I was when Shavelson was the prexy, and we wasted our efforts and lost out on technology that we had to strike for THIS time. 17 days of streaming tv!!!????? Geezus, you bleating wimps, why not just turn over your old granny for gang-rape?

You deserve all the opprobrium you get. While this nutty festschrift of demented pleasure at being allowed to go back to work in the rice paddy is filling your cowardly hearts with joy and relief that the grips and the staff at the Ivy and street sweepers won't be saying nasty shit behind your back, remember this:

You are their bitches. They outslugged you, outthought you, outmaneuvered you; and in the end you ripped off your pants, painted yer asses blue, and said yes sir, may I have another.

Please excuse my temerity. I'm just a sad old man who has fallen among Quislings, Turncoats, Hacks and Cowards.

I must go now to whoops. My gorge has become buoyant.

Respectfully, Yr. Pal, Harlan Ellison

449 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 06:59

The Productivity of Technology is in Jeopardy

450 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 09:18

130 Name: Ron Paul : 2008-02-14 02:12 ID:wV5NQXBf [Del]

Freedom is popular, Ron Paul signed print, Ron Paul signature, Ron Paul store, Ron Paul fundraiser, Ron Paul merchandise, Ron Paul bumber stickers, Ron Paul coins, Ron Paul shirts, Ron Paul hats, Ron Paul revolution, liberty, remnant
http://www.freedomispopular.net/
http://www.freedomispopular.net/store.php

451 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 11:07

>>

452 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 11:33

( ゚ ヮ゚)

453 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 12:57

The same scientists that say there is a reactor at the very center of the earth, also say the reactor is running out of Uranium fuel. It is possible that it will run out of fuel between 2012 and 2025.

454 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 13:42

That would be a shame. Without all that fuel, how will we power the giant rockets which keep the Earth moving around the sun?

455 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 02:29

I mean, think of the permutations! Why won't anyone think of the permutations?

456 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 06:58

This was on the 9:00 o'clock news the other night and this works THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUES! DAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL.PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news! This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.
Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user)? For a two weeks time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and ! for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.

Regards
Charles S Bailey
General Manager Field Operations
Ext. 1085 or or RNX

I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I receive a check for $24, 800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the man.

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000

457 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 12:45

Emo is just moe all jumbled up.

458 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 21:39

Worth a chuckle, but the rest of the movie is worth a nap.

459 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 23:14

I haven't copied anything yet...

460 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 23:49

461 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 01:26

462 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 06:10

847,6,847,6,847,6,

463 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 07:50

rec.games.scrabble

464 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 07:52

465 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 11:25

ಠ_ಠ

466 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 16:15

We don't know why they're rioting. I think it's because they're bored.

467 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 16:16

hey, its not our fault that God put OUR oil under THEIR sand

468 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 22:23

They're only banning tobacco because it neutralizes the effects of Valium.

469 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 22:23

it's all in the name of security! If we did not do this terrorists would be blowing up EVERYTHING!!!!

470 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 00:44

THINK OF THE POLYNOMIALS?

471 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 11:10

927ab6413761a19e31622f9715b183a9

472 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 12:38

Mark Bunker is thoguht to be backed by the peddlers of pyschotic drugs to school children, the psychiatrits, the group now revealed as being the guides of behind Hilter, a role Bunker has assumed with the Anonymous group:

473 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 13:36

We don't have the brains to predict what super-human artificial intelligence will be like.

474 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 13:37

it turns out that the problem is not just hard - that would make it solvable given sufficient effort and money - it's actually impossible.

475 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 17:21

S(s,rhombic)

476 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 20:08

477 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 22:10

I live downtown Chicago. I don't even want to fucking shower with the tap water

478 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 03:14

╔╗║║ ╔╗║║╦ ╦
║║╠╣ ╚╗╠╣║ ║
╚╝║║ ╚╝║║╩ ║
╦ ╦╔╗ ╔╗ ╦╔╗╔╗╔╗
║ ║╚╗ ╠╣ ║╠╣╠╣╠╝
╩ ║╚╝ ║║ ║║╚║║║

479 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 06:13

On the 22-nd of October, 2002 all world aviation community will celebrate the glorious eightieth anniversary of the oldest Russian and world’s aircraft Design Bureau which was founded and headed for a long time by Andrey N.Tupolev ? a prominent aircraft designer of the XX-th century.
For 80 years the Design Bureau designed and developed more than 300 projects of air vehicles of different types, small aircraft and airsledges. Almost 90 projects were embodied in metal and about 40 projects were realized in serial production. More than 18 thousands aircraft with “TU” logo were lifted in to the skies of our country in the XX-th century. Hundreds of “TU” aircraft were exported and showed excellent operational characteristics. To-day a substantial portion of aircraft passengers in Russia and in CIS are transported by Tupolev’s aircraft. In Russian Air Force aviation component of nuclear defense triad is defined by Tupolev’s long-range and intercontinental carriers.
At the turn of the century the Design Bureau was incorporated in to a new structure ? “TUPOLEV” PSC comprising besides the Design Bureau test facility and serial aircraft manufacturing plant “AVIASTAR” in Ulianovsk. Integration with Kazan Aviation Manufacturing Corporation is currently under process. Now the main trends of “TUPOLEV” PSC activity are as follows:

  • further development of TU-204/214 and TU-334 aircraft family Program
  • development of middle-class cargo aircraft TU-330, regional and executive TU-324 aircraft;
  • efforts on practical putting in to operation of aircraft operating alternative fuel.

To-day issues on long-range aviation and Navy modernization are under consideration.

480 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 07:00

481 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 07:04

( ´・ω・`)

482 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 08:25

恋に落ちたら

483 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 16:55

I hate to be a pestiferous virago and contradict your amative mien, but in my opinion the aberrant misspelling of said "word of the day" was not copacetic. It may be ineffectual, but some day I hope to overcome this perdurable ennui.

484 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5286 03:09

>>483
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Indubitably.

485 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5286 03:42

So do you use the "correct" option

486 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5286 03:43

Surely, it's an ethical violation, fraternizing perhaps. What you have is a consensual relationship which resulted in new life being created. How warped is the society to scorn such natural behavior? How strange are the times in which we live where what has in the past been normal sexual attraction is now condemned and gets one tagged and bagged for life?

487 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5286 06:03

Hi, I find that if I eat something heavy in garlic and onions, my vagina (specifically, discharges) will smell like it, too.

488 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5286 11:48

( ・-・)

489 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5286 15:12

I don't actually think we'll have a shift back to single-threaded apps. The fact is that most programs run "fast enough" now, even single-threaded on quadcore systems. The ones that don't (mostly games and some professional software) are frequently relatively easy to multithread. I suspect most programs will stay single-threaded, and the ones that need maximum speed will become extremely multithreaded.

490 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5286 22:16

Obama Campaign: Hillary Has Virtually No Chance Of Catching Us Now

491 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 03:21

ust blackmail them, threatening to sue them for harboring FAGS.

492 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 04:27

Hampton Park

494 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 09:41

( ´Д`)

495 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 16:05

The next scene in my movie: a girl complains to her boyfriend that smoking is bad while she is drinking a diet coke.

496 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 16:06

In September 2007 ORB made public its finding that an estimated 1.2 million violent deaths had taken place in Iraq since March 2003. The agency commented at the time that US-occupied Iraq had “a murder rate that now exceeds the Rwanda genocide from 1994 (800,000 murdered),” with another one million wounded and millions more driven from their homes into exile, either internal or foreign.

497 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 16:31

i thought they were great.

498 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 16:58

499 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 17:02

( ゚ ヮ゚)

500 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 17:29

Your credit card has been accepted.
The merchant has been informed.
Transaction amount : 57.21 EUR

501 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 18:28

502 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 18:47

It is amusing because of their young age, which is normally expected to be too young to think about international politics!

503 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 22:02

504 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 22:24

505 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 22:52

あなたはすごい先生ですね

506 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 00:13

( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (809)

507 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 00:53

 , -―-、、
/::::::::::::::∧_∧
l:::::::::::::( ・ω・) Told you I'd get her in the sack.
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
  '〜|   |
    し---J

508 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 01:16

super tokyo

509 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 01:27

   ◢░   ▄▅                      ▅▄  ░◣
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510 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 03:26

512 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 05:37

ワシ、上のスレの1

513 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 14:31

The US has less freedom of speech than most European countries.

514 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 22:16

Actually, hate speech is legal in the US, and illegal in lots of European countries. Neo-Nazi organizations are illegal in Germany, and violent video games have been censored there.

Why is legalized hate speech a good thing? Because if it weren't, then people out there might think that Westboro Baptist Church was a normal church, and not a gay-obsessed hotbed of hatred. Free speech allows you to spot the kooks more easily.

515 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 08:21

NO

516 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 08:52

I feel sorry for the guy who doesn't believe in miracles...doesn't it seem that he is closing off his mind to an entire world just b/c he can't see it...

517 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 08:54

C:\Users\:(・∀・)\Desktop\musics\Beck\Sea Change

518 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 16:13

phantom of the opera

519 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 16:19

With my degree I can beg even the shittiest companies to give me a job and still fail. Oh wait...

520 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 18:42

Byōsoku

521 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 20:51

522 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 20:58

   1. since when do you visit /b/?
2. since when do you visit a chan board?
3. have you noticed a change in your tastes regarding your "before /b/" personality?:
a. being used to loli/shota/d/ material?
b. liking one of the mentioned on point a
c. suddlenly having a soft spot for cats even though you didn't liked them before?
d. laughing at stupid jokes (or forced meme) normal people find senseless? (ex: ...in america!)
e. laughing at other people's misfortunes/deaths and racisism and find it normal?
f. fapping at things you shouldn't fap at
g. and many other things normal people don't find...normal

523 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 21:03

524 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 23:39

( > ヮ<)

525 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 00:15

I asked a jp guy once what they thought of american girls. They said the girls were very big.

526 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 01:19

527 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 04:11

The people of homeless violate the woman a lot for shame completely

528 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 04:13

魔理沙 〜東方少女催淫〜

529 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 05:10

── =≡∧_∧            -=≡   /⌒ヽ
── =≡( ・∀・)  ≡     -=   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
─ =≡○_   ⊂)=  \ 从/  -=≡     |    /       Boon!
── =≡ >   __ ノ ))<   >    -=   ( ヽノ
─ =≡  ( / ≡    /VV\  -=≡    ノ>ノ
── .=≡( ノ =≡             -=   レレ
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
                  |
                  |〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
                  |

530 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 08:51

is it a real phenomenon or is it made up to help people conform to society's standard?

531 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 16:24

Those are the stupid ones who actually bother to obey the rules.

532 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 16:25

Interesting that ALMOST ALL SCHOOL SHOOTINGS are related to psychiatric drugs.

533 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 19:21

( ゚ ヮ゚)...
( ゚ -゚) shit.

534 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 20:37

( ・-・)

535 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 02:52

sudo defaults write /System/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.apple.WindowServer 'EnvironmentVariables' -dict 'CI_NO_BACKGROUND_IMAGE' 1

536 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 07:30

537 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 11:47

>>529 wouldnt boon keep flying and drillkick junior in the face?

538 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 13:46

同人誌

539 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 18:08

You aparently never have eaten Kimchi before.
I dated a half Korean girl, her mom used to make it all the time.
The stuff smells like the ass of a dead dog

540 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 18:34

URINARA MANSE!

541 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 19:00

Comics in which the background gets progressively darker

542 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 19:28

Get the latest Transformers news from around the web. Submit and discuss late breaking Transformers news here.

544 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 23:33

I never understand how people can be lax about choosing sofas.
I always say-a prejudice on my part, I'm sure-you can tell a lot about a person's character from his choice of sofa. Sofas consitutue a realm inviolate unto themselves. This, however, is something that only those who have grown up sitting on good sofas will appreciate. It's like growing up reading good books or listening to good music. One good sofa breeds another good sofa; one bad sofa breeds another bad sofa. That's how it goes.
There are people who drive luxury cars, but only have second- or third-rate sofas in their homes. I put little trust in such people. An expensive automobile may well be worth its price, but it's only an expensive automobile. If you have the money, you can buy it, anyone can buy it. Procuring a good sofa, on the other hand, requires style and experience and philosophy. It takes money, yes, but you also need a vision of the superior sofa. That sofa among sofas.

545 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 03:08

Don't be afraid of the Bavarians. They are a nice bunch of people.

546 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 04:06

You can't have carbonated beverages in a near-weightless environment because belching would result in vomiting up your food. As a result, the Coke had to be flat. Basically, it tasted really nasty and they've not tried it since that I know of.

547 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 08:12

548 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 18:54

Wordy and candid commentary

549 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 21:13

There's a reason B-2 stealth bombers don't go supersonic. The rather large, obvious concussive boom makes your stealthy plane not so stealthy anymore.

550 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 21:13

A comment left over at digg regarding Ralph Nader:

The Democrats really hate Nader because he points out the fact that they are asking those of us on the left to vote for them but they aren't doing anything for us. Did they end funding for the Republican's crime spree in Iraq? No. Have they moved for UHC? No. Have they tried to stop corporate crimes? No. Have they tried to reform the tax code to be progressive? No. Have they tried to protect homeowners from predatory lenders? No. Have they defended our constitutional rights? No. Take back the FDA from the corporations? No. The FCC? No.
The Democrats don't deserve my vote. They aren't helping the left, why should the left help them?

Let me see if I can explain it this way:

Every year in Happy Gumdrop Fairy-Tale Land all of the sprites and elves and woodland creatures gather together to pick the Rainbow Sunshine Queen. Everyone is there: the Lollipop Guild, the Star-Twinkle Toddlers, the Sparkly Unicorns, the Cookie Baking Apple-cheeked Grandmothers, the Fluffy Bunny Bund, the Rumbly-Tumbly Pupperoos, the Snowflake Princesses, the Baby Duckies All-In-A-Row, the Laughing Babies, and the Dykes on Bikes. They have a big picnic with cupcakes and gumdrops and pudding pops, stopping only to cast their votes by throwing Magic Wishing Rocks into the Well of Laughter, Comity, and Good Intentions. Afterward they spend the rest of the night dancing and singing and waving glow sticks until dawn when they tumble sleepy-eyed into beds made of the purest and whitest goose down where they dream of angels and clouds of spun sugar.

You don't live there.

Grow the fuck up.

551 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 21:24

           ∧_∧
           (´Д` )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ < Well, you can't. Your face confuses me.
          ||  ||  \_______________
          ||  ||   
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄      //
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
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   ||    Teacher's desk    ||  ||
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552 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 22:17

Norwegian Wood

553 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 22:28

I find it abhorrent that there are so-called "scientists" that want to drastically revise the estimated size of the Milky Way galaxy. There is scientific consensus on the size of the galaxy. These galactic size deniers are obviously in the pocket of Big Astronomy.

554 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 23:16

555 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 00:53

556 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 03:54

a blurry face

557 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 09:30

           ∧_∧
           (´Д` )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ < Because fuck you, that's why.
          ||  ||  \_______________
          ||  ||   
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄      //
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   ||    Teacher's desk    ||  ||
   ||                ||

558 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 15:08

Porcine-mounted aviatrices with huge breasts just flew past my window!!

559 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 17:47

Have you read your SICP today?

560 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 18:31

561 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 18:34

562 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 19:05

success

563 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 19:40

Dies ist mein erster Eintrag in Bezug auf die anstehende Japanreise, welche vom 3. März bis zum 1. September, stattfinden wird. Der beantragte Reisepass ist mittlerweile eingetrudelt und auch die Auslandsreisekrankenversicherung (was für ein Wort...), wird nicht mehr lange auf sich warten lassen. Demnächst werden noch die Tickets gebucht und dann kann auch (endlich) das Visum beantragt werden. Noch ist die Anspannung relativ groß aufgrund des Zeitmangels aber die Sache nimmt langsam Form an ^^. In diesem Sinne also:
"Bis später, Peter!"

564 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 21:24

According to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), some con artists identifying themselves as U.S. court employees, called citizens in areas across the country inquiring about their failure to report for jury duty. If the person denies ever receiving a jury summons, the caller asks for the person’s name and Social Security number, and may request credit card numbers to pay “fines” for missing jury duty.

Philadelphia Sheriff John D. Green warns the public that, “The judicial system does not contact people by phone to ask for personal information or financial data.” He advises anyone receiving such a phone call to hang up immediately. Do not provide any personal or confidential information over the phone even if the person threatens you with a fine. This is an attempt to steal your identity and defraud you.

Anyone who has already been contacted and has given out personal information should monitor bank account and credit card statements, credit reports, and contact the FBI’s Philadelphia Office, 600 Arch Street, 19106 or call 215-418-4000.

565 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 22:15

A is B and B is C implies that A is C.

566 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 22:58

Law and Legislation
Legislation and regulatory bodies affect the travel and tourism industry.
Many issues affect the industry, such as natural disasters, visa problems, war, terrorism, and rising fuel prices.

567 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 00:54

War: Well funded acts of terrorism.
Terrorism: Poorly funded acts of war.

569 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 03:32

570 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 04:41

571 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 07:20

We've caught many localized resources for Germany, French, Swedish, Italiano, Spanish, Russian, Portugal, Chinese and English;-) already. We're gratitude for your work.

572 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 08:18

Oh oh oh oh oh
Yeah

You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You go through all the pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast
Oh yeah
And they're gone so fast, yeah
Oh
So hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
And when you get old and start losing your hair
Tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care?
Oh care

Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du
Yeah
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du
Yeah

Oh yeah
In an Mmmbop they're gone
Yeah yeah

573 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 14:31

I have no idea what you'll expect. I'm not a fucking mind reader.

574 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 22:42

I claim that if Marx had been able to jitterbug, the Soviet Union would never have existed.

575 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 22:46

God is Love. Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is Blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

576 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 23:03

Counter Clerk: Welcome to BurgerJoint, how can I help you?
Consumer: Yeah, do you guys sell cheeseburgers?
Counter Clerk: Yes, we are cheeseburger capable.
Consumer: OK, What are your prices?
Counter Clerk: The Cheeseburger Capable Combo is $6; the Hamburger Combo is $4
Consumer: Sounds good, I'll take the cheeseburger. Gives $6
Counter Clerk: Here is your Combo, have a good day!
Consumer: looks in hamburger Hey, there isn't any cheese on this!? I paid for cheese!
Counter Clerk: I'm sorry sir, you paid for a Cheeseburger Capable Combo, the Cheese is extra.
Consumer: How much to add Cheese?
Counter Clerk: I'm sorry, we can't add cheese to this meal, it appears that the bun is not big enough.
Consumer: I thought this was the Cheeseburger Capable Meal?
Counter Clerk: Well it looks like the specifications for the Cheeseburger Capable Meal were lowered so that we could sell more of them...Sorry

577 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 23:05

579 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 00:35

580 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 09:46

(Love You, DJ Kiyoshi Remix)

581 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 12:36

582 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 15:45

583 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 15:53

February 1712

584 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 18:48

Ares1 and Orion are an abomination pushed by current NASA management that has not concept for the future of space. Future space exploration better include this near light speed propulsion or its just throwing money into an incinerator.

585 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 18:50

586 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 18:51

The choice is the universe or nothing.

587 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 22:41

タオル

588 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 00:03

Do you know what the difference between a vampire and a probate lawyer is? The vampire quits sucking your blood when your dead!

589 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 05:13

WANTED. Smart programmers who enjoy working on WELL-FUNDED projects

590 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 09:30

if you want to help africans, quit barely keeping them alive with aids drugs and food drops. let them die off to a sustainable level, then have regular hunting seasons to keep their numbers in check.

591 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 15:34

I'm sorry officer; I was experiencing a velocity anomaly.

That's too bad, son, I'm still writing you a ticket. From now on keep it under 299,792,458 meters per second. The law is the law!

592 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 23:02

593 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 23:23

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

-Steven Wright

594 Name: 曇さん : 1993-09-5297 00:00

あっ!あははははははははは〜!

595 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 00:17

596 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 01:57

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle

597 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 02:04

598 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 02:59

превед ~кашира!

599 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 04:00

Sean Gullette

600 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 04:09

601 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 04:31

602 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 05:03

603 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 06:57

Mar 1 2008

Furtopia members,

It is my unfortunate duty to inform you that the original forums that we all loved and enjoyed are now gone.

Last week, Furtopia was attacked by the site "lolfurries." The forums were vandalized, the database scrambled, artists websites were defaced (these were moved and restored), and the hard-drive erased. Private information (including passwords and private messages) was also stolen, with sensitive portions re-posted on their forums in the interest of providing the lolfurry group amusement.

After three days of hard work, the site and server was rebuilt. Within hours, the hacker destroyed the site again using another security exploit.

It’s important to note that “Lolfurries” would not exist without furtopia. All of the lolfurry administrators were furtopia members at one time It was through this common interest that they met and decided to make their own spin-off community.

Despite the fact that furtopia was the primary factor that brought the lolfurries together, that hundreds of furs (other than themselves) use furtoipa for networking, planning, and social enjoyment, they saw fit to destroy the community in the interest of “self entertainment.” To say the least: their actions are a disappointing testament of their personalities.

Though Ikonboard was new when Furtopia first opened, these forums now lack the support needed to address these major security issues. Despite our site backups: if we were to restore the forums, there would be little to keep from being attacked and vandalized again.

In the mean time we will be setting up a temporary forum for our community to stay in touch with other furtopians as we quickly work ( [url]http://forums.furtopia.org[/url] - when ready ). Expect these temporary forums to be running by the evening of March 3nd 2008. Feel free to stop in and show your support to your other Furtopians during these hard times. We will get through this together!

Very best,
Ron Paul

604 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 07:17

Card Captor Sakura

605 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 08:28

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.

606 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 11:59

Military Style

607 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 12:13

入力したEメールアドレスとパスワードが、Amazon.co.jp に登録済みのアカウントと一致しません。アカウントに登録したEメールアドレスをご確認のうえ、正しく入力してください。アカウントに登録済みのパスワードをお忘れの場合はここをクリックしてください。

608 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 15:23

What a crazy world where Germany knows more about freedom than America.

609 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 17:43

Being dead can quickly ruin your life

610 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 10:52

Kakusei heroism 〜THE HERO WITHOUT A NAME〜

611 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 14:04

Hail, Internet. I come from the far-away land of KANSAS. Hear my tale.

Kansas is the fuck-stupidest state in America. We have NO amusement parks; Ghetto-land closed down, and Wild West Gay Cowboys Galore World opened in spring, went bankrupt in fall.

Our most-exploited venue for tourism is The Wizard of Oz, and that was forty years ago. Nobody gives a shit.

We're the annoying little brother of the Midwest. Oklahoma looks cool and is next to Texas, so bonus points for that. Missouri has Branson. That's fucking right. Ozarks. Colorado has mountains. Real mountains. Ski-your-face-off mountains. You're lucky to find a dip in the road here. Potholes(There's lots of 'em.) don't count.

Anytime I go somewhere that isn't flat, I have to bring an extra pair of pants. Such is the way of all Kansans.

Just ask the Wikipedia article;
Dennis Rader, notable serial killer, is a notable resident of Wichita, Kansas...

Picture: Wichita's landmark piece of art. I actually have to give props to it. It shoots fire at night...

612 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 14:46

Caw nedame naky spojenectvi

613 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 17:35

they are merely being used as a convenient scapegoat by those who are insecure & are inferior.

614 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 18:42

615 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 19:39

08. Edelweiss Müller

616 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 21:25

Ulysses 31

617 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 21:40

da PG king

618 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 22:40

Hometown: アメリカ
Country: Japan
Interests and Hobbies: I like reading, baking♡, watching Japanese dramas☆☆, listening to music♪, and nature.
Movies and Shows: Lots of stuff. ^_^
Music: Japanese.♪
Books: Almost everything I read.

619 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 04:52

620 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 05:38

621 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 07:34

i think X is a pretty cool guy. eh kills jokes and doesn't afraid of anything

622 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 15:03

I don't care if she was 16, she knew what she was doing, she planned it out, and she probably has no remorse. Lock her up and the killers as well, or throw them them all into the Australian waters where sharks constantly roam!!

623 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 15:45

mohamad is not moslin,coz he merriage alot of women,prophet??do u think god sent him to sex alot of women?n kill human??read koran??no u can write beter ,just refer to old n new testament,just think ,possible or not,u ve a brain.

624 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 16:00

Birdy, birdy, in the sky
Dropped some whitewash in my eye
I'm a big kid, I won't cry
I'm just glad elephants can't fly.

625 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 16:41

I would crawl naked through a field of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.

626 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 17:53

Christian Comic Book Anthology, published twice yearly, is now accepting submissions for its first issue! E-mail for more information or e-mail us samples plus what you would like to have published! Also accepting interviews with Comic Book Creators who are Christians!
• 02/28 • CONTACT:
revelation.studios@gmail.com

627 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 17:54

I'd hit it like a retard on a drum set.

628 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 19:39

629 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 20:12

〜 about an hour later 〜

       \ │ /
        / ̄\
      ─( ゚ ∀ ゚ )─
        \_/
       / │ \                      
        
                            babababababa
  
.                              -||--||-
                             −||−||−
                              く二|三|| 

630 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 22:21

Chaudhuri, Nirad C

631 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 22:49

632 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 03:39

>Bush doesn't have a moustache...

have you seen pictures of his wife?

634 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 07:31

Brenda's course the inside of

635 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 07:42

( ´ω`)

636 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 13:09

I created Subi in Artificial Girl 3, a game (sadly being hentai in nature) in which you have the option of customizing a girl. Of course I couldn't miss the chance of using the game's customization option in order to make Subi. ^^

I might have made her bosom a tad too big...

637 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 14:21

if there's an avalanche on Mars, does it make any noise?

638 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 14:22

We can trade out the ass with Red China, and cozy up to Uzbekistan, but Cuba, no es posible. Why?

639 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 14:42

The Hollywood Reporter and Variety entertainment trade periodicals both report that Warner Brothers and Appian Way, the production company of actor Leonardo DiCaprio (Titanic, The Aviator), will adapt Katsuhiro Otomo's Akira manga into two live-action films. Each film will cover three volumes of the renowned science-fiction manga about a governmental genetic project and a teenager's attempt to save a fellow biker gang member.

The manga set in Neo-Tokyo, a city rebuilt after being destroyed in a mysterious explosion. Otomo directed his own animated film adaptation that premiered on July 16, 1988 — the same day that the story has the fictional Tokyo being destroyed. The first live-action film is scheduled for release in the summer of 2009 and will move the story's setting to "'New Manhattan,' a city rebuilt after being destroyed 31 years ago."

Ireland's Ruairi Robinson will be making his feature directorial debut with this project, and Gary Whitta (Book of Eli) is writing a script. Warner Brothers once had the film rights for Akira before, but Executive Vice-President Greg Silverman (300, Batman Begins) had to re-acquire them from Kodansha after a round of pitched bidding that reached seven figures. Mad Chance's Andrew Lazar, DiCaprio, and Appian Way's Jennifer Davisson will produce. No announcement has been made regarding the cast.

---

It feels terrible that there is nothing I can do. I just wonder how you can even call it "Akira" anymore.

640 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 14:43

Your asking a fetish forum... About how women act...

641 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 14:48

"You know, who other than nerds and crazy fans give a crap where a movie takes place? This is what happens when properties move to other countries. I'll probably watch these movies and not care. If you don't like them don't see them."

Sheep. You should care about the plot of your movie and how it is adapted. I have been upset about films I do not care about but knew that there is somewhere someone took hours and a lot of work creating the original story. Then someone decides to piss over it based on what would equal the most cash.

642 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 15:44

First off: All generalizations are false! XD

But seriously... I always liked Rinoa of FF VIII for her outgoing attitude, and energetic personality/ yet she also had a deeper side to her, but whether I wanted to be more like her, or love someone like her, I'm still not sure of...

Both man and women get a raw deal. Most people get trapped in stereotypes, either themselves, or in their view of the opposite sex, or both! People also like to go with the flow. Like if this is hot, or that is in, people look for it in a mate, rather than what they truly desire.

I also believe that God has a mate for everyone on earth, and that each person has a different idea of physical "Perfection" for that reason. I believe that we are drawn, individually, toward the person meant for us. That is, if we follow our own hearts, and not what society says is beautiful, or perfect.

Personally I like the Japanese. That could be why I'm a SW fan.

643 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 16:16

mewmewmewmew MEWY MEWY MEEEEEWWWWW! X3

644 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 16:25

Winning TCS fleet - TL 12

Four Garter class:
TB-Garter TB- K1567F3- B41106- 34009- 1 MCr 17,584.104
Bearing C 1 EE 7
12,000 tons
Batteries C 1 EE 7 crew=3D170
Agility=3D4; Fuel=3D840; Cargo=3D4.3 low=3D170
Note: L-Hyd drop tanks add 6000 tons of fuel and mass,change the
agility
to 4, and cost MCr6.01.(TB-K1344F3) The ship is designed to manuever when
carrying up to 72,000 tons of drop tanks and one Wasp fighter.

Four Cisor class:
BD-Cisor BD- K9525F3- E41100- 340C5- 0 MCr22,291.175
Bearing 1 11 1U 19,980 tons
Batteries 1 11 1U
crew=3D ?
Agility=3D0; Fuel=3D999; Cargo=3D19.1 low=3D95
Note: L-Hyd drop tanks add 9,990 tons of fuel and mass, and cost MCr10.
(BD- L9313F3) The ship is designed to manuever when carrying up to 29,970
tons of drop tanks.

Three Queller class:
BH-Queller BH- K1526F3- B41106- 34Q02- 1 MCr27,802.392
Bearing Z 1 NN1 N
19,600 tons
Batteries Z 1 NN1 N crew=3D263
Agility=3D0; Fuel=3D1,176; Cargo=3D10.72 low=3D232; marines=3D200
Note: L-hyd drop tanks add 9,800 tons of fuel and mass, and cost MCr9.81.
(BH-L1314F3) The ship is designed to manuever when carrying up to 29,400
tons of drop tanks and two fighters (one Wasp and one Bee).

Seventy-five Eurisko class:
BA-Eurisko Ba- K952563- J41100- 34003- 0 MCr13,030.385
Bearing 1 11 V
11,100 tons
Batteries 1 11 V crew=3D131
Agility=3D2; Fuel=3D555; Cargo=3D8 low=3D0; marines=3D35
Note: L-hyd drop tanks add 5,550 tons of fuel and mass, change the
agility to 1, and cost 5.56. (BA-K931363) The ship is designed to manuever
when carrying up to 16,650 tons of drop tanks.

Seven Wasp class:
IL-Wasp Il- A90ZZF2- J00000- 00009- 0 MCr896.75
Bearing 1 1,000 tons
Batteries 1 Crew=3D19
Agility=3D6; Fuel=3D60; Cargo=3D0 low=3D0

Three Bee class:
FF-Bee FF- 0906661- A30000- 00001- 0 MCr127.945
Bearing 1 2 99 tons
Batteries 1 2 crew=3D2
Agility=3D0; Fuel=3D5.94; Cargo=3D0

645 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 17:07

Boltzmann constant = 1.3806503 × 10-23 m2 kg s-2 K-1
More about calculator.

646 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 17:35

Wow, Sp's are pussies...
(No offense intended to anyone who happens to be one.)

INTP major + INTJ minor is superior!

An' just throwin' in my opinion for the opposite sex, c'mon girls, you gotta get in touch with your masculine side!

Not bein' afraid to be selectively stupid (the fun and funny kind of stupid, mind you) can make it really easy to bond with the guys and make very healthy, long lasting relationships.

Preemptive comments:

  1. Yes, I'm hot.
  2. I'm happy and single.
  3. Not searchin' for any relationships.

(Sorry ladies, I'm a heartbreaker. Y'know, a fighter, not a lover.)

Back to work I go!

647 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 17:45

(I'm thinking too much, but that's what I do.)

Man, it's kinda confusing...
I'm an asshole and a jackass at the same time, I'm confident as hell, and I'm proud of it. I'm almost always the strongest "alpha" leader in any group of friends.
I'm mean to them in funny ways, I comically use myself as an example of what to be and what not to be, and they appreciate and respect me for it. I'm usually the "go to" guy for any group, old or new.

I've successfully stopped two of my friends from committing suicide several years ago, one is an ex-kung fu student of mine, the other is one of the many hot slutty chicks that wanted to get into my pants.

My method for getting them out of suicide was taking away their razorblades and syringes, bolting out in loud cocky laughter at them while telling them that I would lose all respect for them and would completely not give a fuck about them if they committed suicide. I did tell them, however, that I would give a fuck if they were alive; because I'd still be able to pick on them. Guess what? They didn't commit suicide and they are happy confident people now.

Almost all of my friends were fat, they had low self esteem up the ass; since hangin' out with me, about half of 'em aren't fat anymore and none of 'em are timid anymore.
I fuckin' brutally picked on 'em, but twisted it around into something light-hearted and funny, then,"BAM", they are now happy healthy open minded people.

I could go into the many adventures/misadventures that I've used my ,"assholiness", to brighten and improve the many events in several people's lives, but I'd might as well write a novel if I were to do that. I've never regretted anything I've done because everything I do is mostly good.
(It's fun doing bad things in good constructive ways.)

So here's the confusing part to me, the bashing on J/As that most of you have described to me, fall into my large definition of what weak people are.
I categorized them into:

  1. Pussies- People who are always depressed, bitch and moan, "choose" to not see how fuckin' awesome life actually is, and do absolutely nothing; contagiously dragging society down with them. (Mind you, the majority of my friends used to be pussies...Until they met me.)
  2. Asshole wannabes- Pussies that are trying to cover up their vulnerable personality with outward aggression, and try to spread their disease. Typically the bullies that aren't funny. These dumbasses give good J/As a bad rep by attempting to be like them in their own depressing twisted way. The problem is, they aren't strong and confident enough to display the, "jackass", part of the J/A. That's the self humility, light hearted, funny, and balancing part of a good J/A.

To be strong, you have to not be afraid of being an asshole to people and not be afraid of making fun of yourself in front of people.
(Usually, if you balance it out right, the crowd is left happy and loosened up by the power of your jackassery/assholiness. Two of my friends were asshole wannabes, until I showed them how to be actually funny.
The asshole wannabe seems to be the one most of you are describing.)

648 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 17:46

3. Pure jackasses- These people have my pity. They're pussies that refuse to be pussies, but they don't have the guts to be self confident. They live soley to entertain at their own expense and don't want to spread their disease of depression. As a result, they are the, "push-overs"; people take advantage of them, make fun of them, and the jackass just rides along with it to avoid showing their depression. I consider the pure jackass a patient person, waiting for a good friend to come along to shed some light on 'em.
(Pure jackasses are often overlooked since they are non-conflicting, I think pure jackasses have the potential to become very strong people, since they have a good grasp at being a jackass. One of my friends is a pure jackass, he's gained a lot of confidence since hangin' out with me; however, his family treats him like fuckin', "Cinderella". He has no choice but to wait on his lazy family hand and foot, otherwise, he'll be kicked out. He's not confident enough to leave and get his own place yet. I'm still working on helping him out with that.)

Anyway, I think, a major key for someone to be a strong confident role model is to have a good balance of:

A. Being a jackass, in other words, having the confidence to make fun of yourself to entertain and lighten the mood.

And

B: Being an asshole, in other words, having the confidence to make fun of others to entertain and lighten the mood.

Notice the "key" factor in both of those balances, "lighten the mood". If one can carefully balance out the jackassery (self-humility) and the assholiness (outward-humility) towards "lightening the mood", that person can crack formalities, build trust by infecting people with a good mood, and generally move society into a positive direction. (Hey, if an asshole, pussy, and jackass, can infect those around them with their shitty personalities, a J/A can make the same impact in the opposite spectrum.)

I think I just cleared up my own confusion, most of you were confusing the "J/As" with "asshole wannabes".

Since I'm an anime geek, I'll make these references.
I envision a J/A as being like, "Great Teacher Onizuka" or "Vash the Stampede".

I'm a J/A and proud of it.

Woohooo! Rant Rant Rant Ramble Ramble Ramble!
Well, what do you all think about that?
'Would like input, I be a learnin' man!

649 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 19:45

Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

650 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 20:51

somehow any different

651 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 13:40

There is a reason why Ferraris cost more. It is because they tend to accelerate faster than your standard toyota, but at 20 times the price.

652 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 14:18

This is by far the fastest change in global temperature on record. It is probably just a blip – but if the climate stabilizes at this level, it will have wiped out all the increase since 1920, and the whole GW thing will have gone away. Moreover, if 2008 shows another decrease of this magnitude, we will have to consider seriously the possibility that the 20-year transition to the next Ice Age has begun.

653 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 14:21

A man has gained an audience with God.

Man: Oh Lord, what is a million years like to you?
God: To me, my son, a million years is but a day.
Man: Oh Lord, what is a million dollars like to you?
God: To me, my son, a million dollars is but a penny.
Man: Oh Lord, would you give me a penny?
God: Tomorrow.

654 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 22:24

717

655 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 01:18

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656 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 02:16

What happens on Mars, stays on Mars.

657 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 02:31

Don't try to add me as a friend again.

658 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 03:07

659 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 03:07

>>658
Also, don't click that.

660 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 04:54

661 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 05:04

Droit de seigneur

662 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 05:05

663 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 10:14

>>662 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrggghhhhhhhhhhh

664 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 12:44

Velocity is relative, but acceleration is NOT relative. An orbiting body is in constant acceleration, so A orbiting B is not the same as B orbiting A.

665 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 15:33

can you tell me how i can send someone a message if i dont know on what island they are?

666 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 15:42

玉置浩二

667 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 19:39

2008-05-01

668 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 21:02

667 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 19:39 [No]

2008-05-01

669 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 21:14

Truth is that you will never be able to teach people to change their driving habits because their cell phone, their coffee, and their daydreams are way more important then driving the 1-1/2 tons of steel they are sitting in.

670 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 21:49

671 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 22:31

リール

672 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 01:37

(・∀・)

674 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 03:17

For those of you who remember the ancient VIP system, all regulars are now upgraded to VIP, and there won't be a manual list of VIP anymore. pon pon will be in charge of the regular list for now.

675 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 04:54

円周率

676 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 08:06

FriendTools is the best myspace friend adder, myspace mailer, and myspace commenter, and mass event, all in one program. No other myspace bot software offers so much for just $29.95. Add thousands of new friends to your network quickly

677 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 13:01

In the absence of a cosmological constant, and assuming homogeneity and isotropy, this implies that the universe is balanced on the edge between eternal expansion and recollapse.

678 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 13:19

This is a chronological list of notable cases decided by the United States Supreme Court during the tenure of Chief Justice Edward Douglass White (19 December 1910 through 19 May 1921).

679 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 15:37

An "amazing amount" is equal to.
A. A Shitload
B. A Fuckload
C. A Fucking Shitload
D. A Dumptruck full of Fucking Shitloads

680 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 18:39

serial experiments lain

681 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 22:58

> Myopic Books, a fantastic used bookstore in Chicago, has the Bukowski and Dick right up under the register.

"Excuse me, sir. I'm looking for some Dick."
"I got some Dick right here behind the counter."

682 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5304 00:41

There was a universe before I was born?

683 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5304 01:08

Akira Kogami

684 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5304 03:24

http://www.inzenity.com/snd/10 I can't Get Behind That.mp3

685 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5304 03:36

Cyber Command' recruitment video

686 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5304 05:10

I AM A Left Wing Radical Marxist Freedom Fighter. I Follow The Works Of Che, Karl Marx . Also If Your A Nazi I Will Flag U And Kill U

687 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5304 06:03

ontological

688 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5304 06:29

Can't help falling in love with you

689 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5304 06:42

I pissed through the window a couple times to avoid leaving the room so I qualify as a true hiki

690 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5304 08:10

38700555

691 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5304 08:54

No. 11,982, No. 146,692, No. 186,216, No. 455,889, No. 495,505, No. 512,118, No. 517,776, and No. 781,948.

693 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5304 15:34

the universe has gotten 7.5 billion years older in the last 30 years

694 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5304 15:34

I felt a great disturbance on the Internet, as though millions of system admins were slapping their foreheads in unison and suddenly stopped.

695 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5304 16:03

ゲンキdeSKA

696 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5305 04:28

Memphis Monroe

697 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5305 04:30

( ・-・)

699 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5305 15:18

( ´・ω・`)

700 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5305 17:05

A 10-year-old Everett boy remains in critical condition at Children's Hospital in Seattle with injuries from an accident in a sandbox.

The family of a Codey Porter says the TV cartoon "Narutu" gave him and his friends the idea of burying him head first. They thought he was joking Saturday when he struggled.

Sheriff's deputies questioned the five children and say it was a tragic accident.

Porter is a fifth-grader at Silver Firs Elementary in Everett.

___

Information from: KOMO-TV, http://www.komotv.com/

701 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5305 17:46

Pluto isn't a planet anymore, it shouldn't have an element named after it.

702 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5305 21:44

>>700
I'M GONNA BE A SAND NINJA

703 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5306 03:13

______________

704 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5306 03:46

                     ∧_∧
                    (゚ ヮ ゚ ) Being really tall!
           .__/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄)___
         〃  .// ̄ ̄ ̄/    / ̄ ̄ ̄/ /    〃⌒i
         |  ./ /     /    ./     / /    .i::::::::::i
   ____|  .しU /⌒\./    /     / | ____|;;;;;;;;;;;i
  [__]___|    / /-、 .\_.  /      Uし'[_]     |
   | ||     |    / /i  i    /           .| ||      |
   | ||____|____/ / .| .|\_ノ ______. | ||      |
   |(_____ノ /_| |__________. | ||      |
   | LLLLLL./ )L_| |LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .| ||___
   | ||    (_/   / i                  | ||    | ||
   |||        / .ノ                 |||    |_|| u

706 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5306 08:44

>>705
      .-ヘヘ、
   ,ロ〃 wハ>
   (:: 'v´ ゚ -゚)< SAND COFFIN!
   .)= Uヾyij
  (:;__;;iニノヾ〜
     ∪∪

707 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5306 12:50

I fail to see the problem. However, what I do see is a pink elephant running across my living room carpet as I write this. The good news is that I am very calm as I know the purple dolphins in my kitchen will protect me.

708 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5306 14:06

>>707
( ●ヮ●) I WANT WHAT YOU'RE HAVING.

709 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5306 15:14

Louis Vuitton

710 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5306 16:34

192.168.0.1

711 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5306 17:05

(╬ ಠuಠ)

712 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5306 21:40

In the beginning the singularity was void and without (much of anything), then BLIND CHANCE said "Let there be Quanta!" and the morning and the evening of the first femtosecond. .......And the Hawkings radiation begat energy, and the energy begat matter, yea even unto the event horizon...

713 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 01:12

LIPMAN IS wrong when she defends the use of the verb "to pimp" as a minor infraction. That the word is evolving to mean, say, to use someone for one's own gain or benefit (or to decorate garishly), leaves us with a linguistic problem: What are we going to call the man who is still using violence to force a woman to be a prostitute for his financial benefit?

Using the word in casual conversation implies that pimping someone out has become a casual event. This is part of a larger change in the language that involves casually using words with negative connotations about women. Don Imus calling basketball players "hos" erases the distinction between women who sell sex and all women. I frequently correct my high school students who say, when they win a basketball game by a large margin, that they "raped" the other team, because they diminish the horrible nature of rape into a sports competition with a winner and a loser. These changes reflect anti-women sentiments that may be growing among younger men – or at least that are being expressed casually and unthinkingly. They're not minor changes.

714 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 03:55

extravagant

715 Name: (´・ω・`) FREEDOM BUTALV,75 : 1993-09-5307 05:08

堀北真希?      ∫    ∧_∧∩    
Speak Japanese    ~━⊂(´・ω・`)彡-、   馬鹿どもが、俺はゲリラライブで
  ∧,,∧           ///  ⊂彡:::::/  すぐにモデリング中の画像を消す予定
 (;`・ω・)         |:::|/⊂ヽノ|:::| /」   だったんだよ
 / φ口o        / ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄ ̄/| それに改造のプラモは144分の1サイズ
 しー-J       /______/ | |   で完成度もかなり低いからホビーマガジン
            | |-----------| |    の2006年4月のZを参考に作っているから難しいんだよ
                         ネットのヤフーオークションの出品の改造画像も参考にしてるが

716 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 06:29

717 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 08:29

718 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 13:51

719 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 13:51

Compare that with my T42 ThinkPad. It sounds like a guinea pig got trapped inside, particularly during the start-up phase. Vzoooot. Cronk, cronk, cronk. Zip, zip. (Pause.) Gurlagurlagurla...zweeee.

720 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 13:53

To summarize, they just don't care about the customer. At no point do the emails indicate them making any decisions based on what's best for their customers.

721 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 21:29

Utawarerumono

722 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 14:31

You give /a/ the ability to genderswap any random guy into a hot girl and what do they do? Make more men.

723 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 14:31

I will not tolerate you criticising me for not tolerating criticism!

724 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 22:42

I think French is the de rigeur second language

725 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 00:52

726 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 01:47

Trace Bitmap

727 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 03:30

728 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 13:34

daddycool

729 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 14:26

Maybe the creationists are right, just their precision is off

730 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 18:55

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4552/mazega8.jpg

731 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 19:45

◎ܫ◎

732 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 22:32

What the hell is going on these last few years?! Ever since some wackos killed less people than die from AIDS in a day the US, UK, and AU seem hell bent racing each other to see who can become China first!

733 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5310 02:06

cervantes555 (2 weeks ago)
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im moving to glasgow in august..so excited!

734 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5310 02:18

www.artquotes.net/masters/picasso/picasso_selfport1907.jpg

735 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5310 03:22

736 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5310 07:21

737 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5310 09:28

738 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5310 10:10

chocolate ice cream

739 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5310 14:39

And since everything is basically waves anyway, you could, in a not very strict sense, claim that everything is "creating" energy all the time, except it's also "destroying" energy all the time too, before anybody can notice.

740 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5310 16:52

Im looking for a Bento Box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink)
or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for
2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really
kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post
pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it
would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH
chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made
out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that.
Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or
corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a Bento Box similar to the one
im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan
(rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like
that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

741 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 01:51

situationist

742 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 02:11

( ・ω・)

743 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 05:35

744 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 06:43

A dread composed in multiple parts of alienation, ennui, reasonless exhaustion and weakness.

745 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 15:11

Funnily enough a friend and I were recently discussing the interesting geometric possibilities which would be possible when cooking in zero g, one of the recipies we came up with was the sperical pizza, where the dough gets inflated into a sphere (you need the air because the pizza dough would want to shrink) and the topping get layered around the outside, all of course being stick to the dough using the sticky marinara sauce.
This could then be cooked in an oven with the 'inflation pipe' blowing hot air into the middle to cook the dough, and also acting to keep the 'space pizza' in the middle of the oven.

The result, pizza with no crusts!

746 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 17:08

if I looking for frog
him name is hopkin green frog
I lost my frog
*29-3228
Love, Terry
P.S. I'll find my frog
Who took my frog
Who found my frog
2012 15th Ave. S

747 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 20:57

In this panel, something immature happens which ironically and humorously contradicts A's previous statement.

748 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 23:26

kyau and albert

749 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 00:32

Rule 1: never let the Japanese translate anything into English

750 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 00:45

ttp://www.biancabeauchamp.com

751 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 06:39

The book of the dead
by Douglas Preston

752 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 12:41

you aren't helping

753 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 21:54

Ah, ha, ha. ha, staying entangled, staying entangled
Ah, ha, ha, ha, staying entaaa-aaaan-gleeee-eeeed, oh yeah!

Well, you can tell by the way that I've been spun,
I'm either a zero, or eyther a one.
Quantum entangled far and long.
I've been a qubit since I was born.

And now it's all right, it's O.K.
But you must look the other way.
'Cos if you look, you'll understand
A quantum state's effect on man.

Whether you're a top or whether you're a bottom
You're quantumly entangled, quantumly entangled
Though we're separated, our states are identicated
We're staying entangled, staying entangled

Ah, ha, ha, ha, staying entangled, staying entangled
Ah, ha, ha, ha, staying entaaa-aaaan-gleeee-eeeed, oh yeah!

Light goin' nowhere
Quanta probability
Someone observe me now
Light goin' nowhere
Someone observe me now
I'm stayin' entangled

754 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 05:24

The Last Samarai contains a good example of the difference between a weeaboo and a person in touch with reality.

The English character who had been living in Japan was basically a 19th century weeaboo. He had romantic notions of non-English "savages" such as the Native American or Samurai.

Tom Cruise put him in his place by describing the brutal reality of what it meant to be scalped by an American Indian in battle by describing it in clear detail. The English chap nearly wet his pants.

Tom's character represents a true appreciation of a culture. He took great pains to learn the language and traditions in order to truly understand. In the end he fullfilled every weeaboo's dream of bedding a Japanese woman. But he truly deserved it.

A weeaboo, would expect to do the same if he can say "anata wa kawaii!," but he cannot even remember to take his shoes off in the house.

755 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 15:16

You know what's next. It's always left for last and it's unpleasant for searcher and searchee.

"Turnink around pliz. Bendink over. Spreadink chiks."

And so the inmate does this, exposing his chocolate starfish. Now, I'm not particularly experienced in medical matters, but this inmate had the absolute worst case of hemorrhoids EVAR. There was this loop sticking out of his bung that had to be an inch or two long. Boris' eyes light up, and he says, "AH HA! CONTRABAND!" And he grabs the loop between thumb and forefinger and yanks.

The inmate made no sound. He just collapsed like a sack of rice to the tile floor, twitching. Me, I'm desperately gasping for breath from laughing so hard. I'm leaning against the doorframe, trying to key my mike, and I manage to squeak out "Medical, assistance, in, Records, please." And Sheriff Boris, dear Boris, is standing over the inmate, puzzled.

I've finally slid to the floor myself, still laughing, but I'm at the point where I have no air left in my lungs. The only sound coming from me is a "click click click" as my diaphragm twitches back and forth. Right at that point, right at that godforsaken point, Boris says to the inmate, "Hunh. You should have somebody look at that."

And all I could do was convulse.

756 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 15:27

more people died prior to the year 2000 than any other time in history

757 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 15:28

Apologies in advance for this being a simple html website. I'm a scientist/engineer, not a graphic designer.

758 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 15:31

Why are Britons turning into a bunch of craven pussy chickenshits (for lack of a better word)?

759 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 18:33

実は友達になることで下手です

760 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 18:39

Pay gold

761 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 18:50

South of the Border, West of the Sun 	1992 	国境の南、太陽の西

Kokkyō no minami, taiyō no nishi
1997 The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle 1992-1995 ねじまき鳥クロニクル
Nejimaki-dori kuronikuru
2001 Sputnik Sweetheart 1999 スプートニクの恋人
Supūtoniku no koibito
2005 Kafka on the Shore 2002 海辺のカフカ
Umibe no Kafuka
2007 After Dark

762 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 20:17

 

763 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 22:59

764 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 05:51

DISCLAIMER:i do not own the anime clannad or the band linkin park not even their songs this is just a fan made anime music video for others enjoyment

765 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 06:35

766 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 11:27

nobodyknows+

767 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 14:35

976442SG

768 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 15:16

We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it's obscene!

769 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 15:17

Actually you will be surprised to note that cows do indeed breed, and so do whales. Of course, they don't breed with apostrophes the way your words do.

770 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 19:10

sadistic rape and

771 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 03:57

THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM YOUR CURRENT COUNTRY OR LOCATION.

772 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 15:14

that's racisim.

773 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 15:15

Foot, wheel and hoof traffic stirred it up into a goo so slippery that the horses couldn't make it up the hills; they kept slipping on the cobblestones and breaking legs. At one point the city was shooting an average of one horse per day.

774 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 15:16

There are many US troops in Afghanistan who are also riding on horses.

775 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 01:15

NEETS? before you complain about NEETS how about we complain about the fuckers who even thought up the term NEET.
That's right, i'm talking you assholes like you. 'Not in Employment Education or Training' my ass - maybe if the twats who sit around thinking up terms like that put their minds to some goddamn useful purpose then maybe people would want, or at least need to work. As it is most countries who've bought into the whole NEET concept have only their complete fucktarded government systems to blame for the rise of so called 'NEETS'.

Why? Well, either you've encouraged the outsourcing of jobs to other countries - thus leaving less un or low skilled jobs for the 'NEET's to actually do. Or you've instituted completely fucking useless forms of edu-ma-cational qualifications (such as 'beauty therapy' or a lot of other 'mickey mouse' subjects) which have little to no practical worth what-so-fucking-ever (and thus actively HARM a persons employability) or you've paid out so fucking much in unemployment benifits, and taxed the working people so goddamn hard it's actually more financially stable for a working-class member of public to stay unemployed...

And then you come up with the term 'NEET'. Why? To pass the buck. No other reason what-so-fucking-ever.

Also, just 'cuz you pissed me off and got my on a bad time, most of the people on the chans are unlikely to be NEETS anyway as i would expect the vast majority to be students (thus in Education or Training) with the second majority being those with stable jobs - not necessarily great jobs, but jobs nonetheless. Otherwise how could we be constantly buying all the cool crap we buy? (I'ma looking at you Kira, Mr. 'earns enough to buy three limited dollfies' )

As to me? I'm a goddamn Teacher. So don't even think of pulling the 'oh, you wouldn't understand educational policies' line - 'cuz i do, and i know they're 90% bullshit made to impress people.

776 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 02:32

You know what else is this Friday (in Jerusalem, today everywhere else)? PURIM MOTHERFUCKER.

What's Purim you ask? Only the best religious holiday in the history of EVER. First everyone in the community leaves baskets of cookies with jam and chocolate fillings and other shit at other people's houses. Do you like trick or treating? Fuck yes you do nigger, well this is like reverse trick or treating, the treats come to YOU. You can sit on your hikikomori ass and let the cookies and candies roll in, fuck yes.

But what about dressing up in costumes? It's not trick or treating without dressing up in costumes! Well guess what faggot, you get to do that too. I know you fuckers love that cosplay shit, you can cosplay your goddamn eyes out for all I care. Plus you get noisemakers and shit, holy fuck.

But that's not even touching the best part: it's a commandment on Purim to get so shitfaced drunk that you can't tell the difference between "Blessed is Mordechai" and "Cursed is Haman." You heard that right, on Purim it is your DIVINE DUTY to get absolutely fucking smashed. When was the last time Jesus ever told you to get sloshed? Huh? Yeah he did that water to wine shit when he was alive but what booze has he brought for YOU lately? I didn't think so, fag.

"But Anonymous, I'm an atheist! I can't be seen celebrating your invisible sky man holiday or all my heathen friends will disown me!" Well don't you worry your little sinner shithole, because the story of Purim doesn't mention God even ONCE. No strings attached, just go fucking nuts.

So to review, on Purim you get free goddamn cookies, get to dress up as kings and shit, have a direct order to drink irresponsibly, AND you don't have to be a godfag to get in on the goods. Can your pansy lord and savior deliver any of THAT?

777 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 04:48

That's right, it's a space. I frequently space, shift+left and ctrl+x to rid of my clipboard out of paranoia.

778 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 06:47

779 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 06:55

>>777
Haha. I usually click the search bar in the top left, replace whatever's there with a period, Ctrl+A, Ctrl+X. Also out of paranoia.

780 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 06:56

>>779
I meant top right. I'm directionally challenged.

On topic:
.

781 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 09:20

, Ctrl+A, Ctrl+X.

782 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 09:41

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783 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 13:47

> Why? Well, either you've encouraged the outsourcing of jobs to other countries - thus leaving less un or low skilled jobs for the 'NEET's to actually do.

Blame the companies for that.

784 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 16:46

Blame the companies for that.

785 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 17:00

PUA

786 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 17:35

but the entire idea has been done before and much better

787 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 18:57

Naruto: Hey you fat pig I will take you down, believe it.

Wario: Yeah right

Naruto: Let’s fight.

Naruto took out a knife, ran over to Wario, Naruto used shadow clones.

Then Wario farted and all of the shadow clones disappeared.

Naruto: That fucking smells.

Naruto covers his nose with both of his hands, then Wario went over to Naruto and he had a free shot, so he picked up the knife that Naruto dropped and he stabbed him in the chest.

Naruto: I will win this fight so everyone in the village will respect me.

Wario: Yeah right.

Naruto: You think your so fucking strong don’t you; well I am going to kick your fucking fat ass, aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Suddenly Naruto went into nine tailed fox mode. Naruto took out two knifes ran over to Wario, kicked him in the chest, Wario fell to the ground, Then Naruto jumped on top of top of Wario, took the two knife and stabbed both of Wario’s eyes.

788 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 19:58

Blam

789 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 04:23

790 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 05:10

When you install Windows Vista Service Pack 1 on your computer, the SP1 installer will not remove the older versions of Vista files from the hard drive. This is because the older files may be required in case you decide to uninstall SP1 later from the system.

791 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 17:19

supersymmetry (SUSY)

792 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 09:23

I hope my laughing didn't wake you this morning

793 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 16:58

Althouth I really like Linux and the free software, I think that we all have to accept the crushing truth.

In these times it really doesn't matter if is launched KDE 35.0 or Gnome Vista, because while both environments (and others with less weight as IceWM) were worrying in confusing the user with a completely different aspect, Microsoft was consolidating his position as leader in the field of the operating systems of office, first with the operating system Windows XP (that have approximately 90% of the client operating system market) and with its advanced successor, the recently Windows Vista, that offers a new form to interact with its PC. Is faster, friendlier, and more secure.

The reality is that Linux has little to offer to the inexperienced user. The same novice that is seen disconcerted by the impossibility to do a simple one copy-paste between QT and GTK applications. Go out and ask to the people how they install a program that does NOT have packages for its distribucción (because each one has its own packege system, completely incompatible with the others and that requires the use of complicated commands). Still the packages of the same format as RPM, they cannot be installed equally in Mandriva or Suse.

Then what we suggest to this user (that is just beginning in the Unix Word) is that he need to download the source code, go to the console, decompress it and compile it. How many they managed to do this? One of each a million, I have to say. We persist in THAT is the normal thing. ..nothing more further from the reality.

Explain him why in his Ubuntu, Kubuntu or Fedora cannot see many web pages: he must download the Flash and the Java plugin, in order then to install them with complicated commands. Also make him know that he won't be able to listen its MP3, WMA and WMV files. Tell to the flaming buyer of a new AMD64 how he can play flash games.A shit.

And the gamers? Obviously they'll return to windows, because even God can't use the hardware acceleration of the most modern graphics cards (besides, the drivers don't come in the distributions. ..becuase of the fucking freedom) and that games...just a few ones. By each Linux videogame we have 500 that run on Windows. And the few ones that run on Linux...Oh! Surprise!...Just Windows binaries on the CD, and you have to download the Linux version from a website. Finally the user return to the best option, the OS most used on home (all we know what OS is).

The proof of the free software failure is seen also in the professional world, either in areas like electronic design (doesn't exist anything similar to Protel), architecture (the standard CAD -all we know wich one-only works on Windows), web design (something similar to Dreamweaver? Don't mention something like NVU, that not only is full of bugs, but also just have the 5% of the Dreamweaver features. Neither Bluefish, Quanta or similars...no one would face a complex project with such a primitive tools). DTP? Scribus is a good try (very immature) but Quark or InDesign are far batter. Flash content creation (A standard, and a flash player installed in the 99% of PCs)? It cannot be done on Linux.

In the software development industry there's not a single decent RAD tool. Gambas seems to promise but for now is shit, Eclipse is a RAM eater (thanks Java) that only can be used with 2GB RAM, Kylix promised give the potential of Delphi to Linux, but it was discontinued because the developers hate to pay for licenses and they prefer to use a primitive tool, like KDevelop. And now that we talk about Borland tools, is not rare that programming gurus like Ian Marteens abandoned Delphi and C++ Builder and now prefer the most powerful system for software development: Microsoft Visual Studio.NET.

A computer game developer would never develop free (as in free spech) games, because they have to eat and there's not a business model compatible with free software. The Linux users don't want free (as in free spech) games, they just want commercial quality without pay a single buck.

794 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 16:58

Administritive management? In Linux? There's not software in this area. The businessman wants to have something standard, something friendly, something mature. He doesn't want to be fighting with a console, compiling sources for in the end (if he finally get it compile) obtain a half-finished application.

If Linux is free (in both senses)...Why the high computers-makers don't preinstall it (just a 1% make that)? Or at least dual-boot? Others, in other hand, opt for FreeDOS.

The PC Battle is loss...because it never exist. Linux with it's chaotic development (instead of boost existing applications or create new ones to supply the lacks, we have thousand clones of each one but without finish or that directly just make us laugh) just has dug it's own tomb. The user don't want a degree in Computer Science: He wants to insert the Game CD, make a few clicks and have all installed and running. He doesn't want headaches. He wants visit XXX sites and watch the video correctly. He wants to install his webcam without recompiling the kernel.

Keep defending the console. Keep defending LaTeX as if it was something that a secretary or a lawyer have to use with the same simplicity of Microsoft Office. Keep defending Vi as the best tool for software developmnet a web site design.Keep believing that new users need to get close to Debian or Gentoo, taking days to configure a USB modem. Keep insulting distributions like Ubuntu or SuSE because are trying to be friendly. Keep just like this and in the end there will be just three frikis using Linux, while the rest of the world will be using what is already mature and functional: Windows.

And You? Where do you want to go today?

Thanks for you attention.

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796 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 21:47

My school violated

797 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 17:45

798 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 17:56

Koo-koo ka choo

799 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 18:34

maybe you should lay off the old bay seasoning

800 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 18:39

801 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 19:50

Travis Acker

802 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 22:56

a brilliant, kiss my tuchas kind of way.

803 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 22:57

when I first saw fox news with that Bill O'reily I thought it was satire

804 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5323 13:52

10 Name: !WAHa.06x36 2004-12-09 14:13 ID:U+ad41xg [Del]

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805 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5323 13:54

Kopipe Genocide!

806 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5323 14:22

443-975-9103

(don't ask)

807 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5323 16:09

there are about 600 radiation scanners deployed around the country and the rate of false positives is so high that the guy in charge of the Homeland Security Dept. nuclear office says they are pretty useless in practice

808 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5323 16:29

809 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5323 17:38

1.Full Name: Travis Robbinson
2.Home Address: 4109 WOODHAVEN AVE BALTIMORE MD 21216-1539
3.Age: 24
4.Sex: M
5.Phone Number: (443)-975-9103
6.Country Of Residence: USA

WTF WHY IS THAT THERE

810 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 15:39

I am not the one is wrong, The World is!

811 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 23:49

Happycat^^ says:
I gotcha

812 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 00:32

omm

813 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 01:24

[03:27:51 AM] cyanhelkaraxe: I CRY IN THE WRONG FASHION IT HAS TENTICALS TENTICALS ARE GOOD TO HEAR

814 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 01:27

              ∧∧
             ( ゚∀゚) 〜WHAT THE FUCK!
             ⊂  つ
             (つ ノ
              (ノ
     \       ☆
             |    
          (⌒ ⌒ヽ   /   ☆
    \  (´⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ   /
      ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
     (´     )     ::: ) /
  ☆─ (´⌒;:    ::⌒`) :;  )
     (⌒::   ::     ::⌒ )

815 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 07:42

816 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 14:43

Businesses model their offerings based not on what they can do... but what they think they can get away with.

817 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 16:18

I noticed the white whip before it lashed, not afterwards. Because then I winced and saw only eyelids. Well, maybe I just saw nothing. But I needed something tangible to focus on. Without focusing now, everything would crumble and leave me. You know, in movies people are whipped on the back. But this whipping was on my face, not my back. By this time in the revolution, I was used to such often denial of expectation. Paradigms shifted like fervent tectonic drifting.

818 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 22:02

819 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 22:10

820 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5326 02:52

821 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5326 03:58

Mind: Poor

822 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5326 05:18

823 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5326 14:11

sex is strenuous exercise.

One complete bout of sex will burn between 200 and 1200 calories.

Your body goes through TREMENDOUS strain, and your brain eats up TONS of glucose during sex.

In fact, your brain will actually eat ITSELF if you orgasm too much in an hour. (10 times or so will result in brain damage as your brain attempts to eat itself to gain energy).

824 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5327 03:46

http://www.swfloops.com/?show=110

THIS MOVIE FILLS YOUR RAM WITH TERRACOTTA PIE

825 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5327 03:47

I had to look up both Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck on Wikipedia.

I won't say I'm "better" for having this skill of "actor ignorance", but it is a skill I have that makes me better.

826 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5327 05:48

lazy bitfield seeding.

827 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5327 06:01

(quick hack of a way to do it

828 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5327 06:49

829 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5327 12:03

DQN

830 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5327 13:15

YouTube, GameFAQs, LiveJournal, deviantART, and isoHunt are all running April Fool's Day pranks based on 4chan memes

831 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5327 13:32

It is a classic case of how Russia has made the transition from communism to capitalism by utilizing people’s (in this case, the KGB technicians) “transferable skills.” It was a favorite program of Putin. Since many of his former KGB comrades had no real skills, he was forced to put them into unskilled jobs in which brute force and power were adequate, such as taking over numerous Russian state-owned industries, repressing the urge of members of the press to say critical things about his administration, and flying old junky bombers close to foreign borders in an attempt to intimidate the West.

832 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5327 14:37

http://therobot-blog.com/?p=20

Perpetual Motion in our lifetime, giving the big FU to physics!

834 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5328 12:02

This guy reminds me of the crazies who made Conservapedia because Wikipedia didn't count the Bible as a credible source of information nor acknowledge America as the greatest, most infallible nation on Earth.

835 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 00:38

App.waterColor=[0.6, 0.2, 0, 1]

836 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 05:25

837 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 08:07

* Are you sure you have the correct username and password?
* Are you sure that you have typed the correct hostname?
* Are you sure that the database server is running?

If you're unsure what these terms mean you should probably contact your host. If you still need help you can always visit the WordPress Support Forums.

838 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 11:43

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839 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 13:53

I tried that, but once I managed to get the piano set up I had difficulty working out which pedals did what and I couldn't see through the windscreen very well. Frankly, I thought it was a little dangerous. Now I only drive while playing the oboe.

840 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 16:19

Please do not roleplay on this board, that is not what it is for. In addition, please refrain from blogging about your personal life or about how your sister caught you masturbating.

Thanks.

841 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 17:41

humor articles

842 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 19:26

no one wants to work on the GUI for the server because it is difficult...

843 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 23:05

Image:Daxynecase.jpg

844 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 23:54

ひらがなをおぼえるのは わりあいかんたんです。

845 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5330 02:19

814862644

846 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5330 03:39

THADEN
THOREN
STEIER
RENTAS
ROLLER
MISSES
LIEVSE
FVIRAI
VILIS
TAPER
SOAVE
SHANA
SALAM
REYES
PRETA
OVINS
NIEME
LYNAM
LYTER
LINCH
LEEDS
LOVED
IDVNA
HONOR
HARLE
HANNA
FOCHT
GAIER
DVPRE
ELENA
EVERS
ELEVA
DILLE
DANIS
CERNY
BORON
BOLER
BARGE

847 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5330 03:43

GOODYEAR TIRE & RUBBBER

848 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5330 04:28

Giuseppe Verdi - Dies irae

849 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5330 05:44

850 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5330 11:52

£

851 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5330 15:02

You just can't get any more medium-sized than this. It is the blackest and most densest form that intermediateness can take on- no other massive compact object has been found to have quite this level of intermediacy.

852 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 00:17

853 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 00:27

sui generis

854 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 02:27

it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

855 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 02:46

There's a concert today too.

856 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 09:29

>>13 animal (plural)
>>20 company
>>15 type of vehicle
>>8 event (plural)
16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 02:26 [No]

857 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 09:54

Today you were here to witness
our special day on which we said I Do!
We appreciate your presence, your words of wisdom
and your good wishes too.

Today you致e witness,
the day we shall always remember.
We値l cherish it every year,
from January through December.

Today you致e witness our
wedding the union of two people in love.
Tying the knot on earth while being blessed by God above.

Today you致e witness
as we begin our new life
Meet our brand new family,
Now that we are husband and wife.

858 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 11:55

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING??????????????????????

859 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 16:58

  へ-ヘ
  ミ*´ー`ミ  Did someone call for an emergency kitten? nya.
〜(,_uuノ

860 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 17:52

A German Requiem, 4th movement
Composer: Brahms
Date:
Genre:

861 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 19:48

862 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 21:05

3. This Will Destroy You - Threads

863 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 22:00

What a splendid pie, Pizza- pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
What a splendid pie, Pizza- pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

Pepperoni and green peppers Mushrooms, olive, chives
Pepperoni and green peppers Mushrooms, olive, chives

864 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5332 07:46

Room #421 requested a new shower curtain, because his smelled sour.

865 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5332 08:19

EMPOWERED

866 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5332 11:02

It is true that the king has made a truce with the duke of Burgundy for fifteen days and that the duke is to turn over the city of Paris at the end of fifteen days. Yet you should not marvel if I do not enter that city so quickly. I am not content with these truces and do not know if I will keep them, but if I hold them it will only be to guard the king's honor: no matter how much they abuse the royal blood, I will keep and maintain the royal army in case they make no peace at the end of those fifteen days.

CIBICCO-san yo nan bashi yon no?
CIBICCO-san yo nan ga shitai no?
CIBICCO-san yo nan ga okashii?
CIBICCO-san yo nan ga waratteru?

Tsuribito-san yo nan gatsu rei no?
Tsuribito-san yo jitto shito n ne?
Nusutto-san yo nan bashi yoru to?
Nusutto-san yo chantoshiten no?

GAKI domo ga asondoru konna semai kooen de
Yakyuu nan te muriyariyan konna semai toshigata no kooen de
Yuuhi ni terasarete nan ka chotto tanoshi soo ya ne

Ooki na inu wo tsurete aruiteru ojoo-san
Naratteru anata no motte iru manjii wo
Ima ni mo kuware soo na dekkaku guchi ga
Yukkuri sakamichi wo nobori kitto mienakunatta

867 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5332 16:11

Saying java is good because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.

868 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5332 20:03

小さな唇

869 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5332 21:37

Theodore Roosevelt was once asked if he'd like to shoot a bear. He was all like, "Hell yeah, I'd like to shoot a bear!" But they brought him to a bear cub that was tied to a tree. Roosevelt refused to shoot the bear, saying it would be "unsportsmanlike" (perhaps preferring to wrestle the bear naked), then kicked the dude in the nuts for being such a douche. And that's why they call them "Teddy" bears.

870 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5332 22:53

871 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 01:58

powergridfull

872 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 02:04

Kgk must be living in a huge house with high walls like fortress.
He is another spoiled millionare son.
I don't have a nerve to show my face and say
provacative things on youtube, living in a hut.
I am easily exposed to the society and threatened to be attacked.
Kgk is protetced by mansion.

873 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 03:00

Lol Touhou hijack.

874 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 11:50

875 Name: ( ・ω) : 1993-09-5333 11:53

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i SAGE OH GOD.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!| ∼⊂⊃⊱
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE SHIT OUT    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

876 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 12:58

SHINKU PURGE!!!!!!!!!!

877 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 13:33

878 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 14:58

>>872
I believe you mean KGKGKG. He is a God.

879 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 15:21

>That movie is pretty cool

I can't agree. I'd say it's very hot

880 Name: ( ・ω) : 1993-09-5333 15:25

ID:tQBGayL2

881 Name: ( ・ω) : 1993-09-5333 20:50

>>124's mommy is so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes

882 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 20:54

880 Name: ( ・ω) : 1993-09-5333 15:25 [No]

ID:tQBGayL2

883 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 06:24

884 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 08:03

        λ
       (  )
     ヽ( ・∀・ )ノ
     (____)
    /''''''   '''''':::::::\ 
   . |(●),   、(●)、.:| + 
   |   ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|    +
.    |   `トェェェイ ' .:::::::| +,,; ,        In The Forbidden Garden of DQN
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885 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 14:09

I saw the first episode of xxxholic because I thought it was hentai.

886 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 18:31

887 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 19:21

Q. Why are the directional buttons on the controller configuration dialog reversed?
A. They are not. Look at your real PlayStation controller and you will see that that is how the buttons really are.

888 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 20:26

889 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 21:43

890 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 21:44

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891 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 23:14

twocolfader

892 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 23:53

893 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 01:11

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

And you, >>1, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

894 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 05:31

>It's like Death Note I suppose.

NO, NO, AND NO.

Code Geass is nothing like Death Note, it merely borrows some elements.

While Death Note, at least in the first half, presented strategic actions with coherent consequences, Code Geass only delivers plot-aided success.

It's as deep as fucking Yu-Gi-Oh.
Lelouche is introduced as a brilliant strategist, but the show doesn't focus on strategy. We only get to see the results, it never gives the viewer

detailed information about any of his actions - the show assumes he did something brilliant and we only get to see consequences.

We see Lelouche sitting in his mecha giving some generic orders, and the next thing we see is how his troops defeat the enemies.

Or in the first episode of the new season - Lelouche begins playing chess against some mafia-chess-genius, and the next thing we get to see -

OH LOOK - HE DEFEATED HIM EASILY.

No, Code Geass is not like Death Note - it wants to be Death Note, or pretends to be Death Note in order to be more popular, but it doesn't

reach the same level of strategic depth.

Legend of the Galactic Heroes is the only anime series I've watched which displayed military tactics and strategy realistic.

895 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 09:42

It's almost... Shakespearian.

896 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 12:42

what I'm trying to say is that when a company that's enjoyed success for years decides that their success is due to some special insight or knowledge - the market corrects them. IBM thought they were the leaders in PC technology and made a turn and marched off into the distance. They didn't realize that nobody followed them until much later.

897 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 12:52

898 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 14:59

Oggi ho toccato per sbaglio la mano di una ragazza scendendo dall'autobus.

899 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 16:26

900 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 16:35

( ゚ ヮ゚)

901 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 20:42

#4-ch @

902 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 21:26

砂浜

903 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 23:56

904 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 00:05

With my elevens (breast size?) I'm...<3 You are...Ah <3...My master ...<3 ...Your shameless pet has to eat her master's semen...After all, I've gone for three days without your huge cock...

905 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 11:59

But, it is obvious that the real desire for secrecy is not to protect America but to protect the careers and reputations of the people who fucked up in the first place.

906 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 12:43

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-

907 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 15:07

908 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 17:15

Damn

909 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 21:56

910 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 22:59

Suck my dick you silly WHITE PIG.
The whole ACG works are oriental's .
If you hate oriental, just get off and have your kitchen waste.

FUCKER!

911 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 00:52

912 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 03:36

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913 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 04:39

A Story:

Once upon a time in Vienna there was a happy little boy named Adolf who laughed and played with his little friends. He praised God and showed love and compassion for everyone. Everything was great.

Then little Adolf learned about Charles Darwin. The Devil inhabited his soul and he decided that he needed to kill all inferior races. The End.

914 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 06:27

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like mittens!

915 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 08:50

( ゚ ヮ゚)

916 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 10:04

DO NOT UNASSIGN

917 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 11:51

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

918 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 13:52

919 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 15:52

JUNIOR POSSE PLEDGE
I pledge
to avoid participation in any criminal activity,
to refuse to be pressured by my peers into doing the wrong thing,
to remain drug free, and to encourage my peers to do the same,
to reject any and all offers to sell illegal drugs.

As a Member of the Sheriff's Junior Posse, I will strive to think before I act,
to choose compromise and reason when solving disagreements and
disputes that I may have with my peers, and
to conduct myself in such a manner that is a credit
to my family, my neighborhood and my school.

920 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 21:01

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