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1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5230 23:05

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2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5230 23:11

I have known only a few such feminists well, though I have read many. They have struck me, without exception that comes to mind, as fitting a peculiar mold: bright, very hostile and combative, but physically timid and pampered, hothouse flowers really, usually from fairly moneyed families and often Ivy or semi-Ivy schools. Often they have done little outside of feminism and would be helpless out of an urban setting. They have no idea how anything around them works―what a cam lobe is, how a refrigerator makes things cold, or how a file-allocation table might be arranged. Their degrees run to ideologizable pseudosubjects such as sociology, psychology, or Women’s Studies. They seem isolated from most of life.

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5230 23:41

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 01:43

Look around you
There are many things to see
That some would say
Could never be

These things I know
They're true and I will tell you so
They are there to see
If you believe

Trolls and Wizards
And Fairy Kings
Birds that talk
And fish that sing
And if your heart is true
Than you will find them too
In every wish and dream
And happy home
You will find the kingdom of
The Gnomes

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 01:52

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6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 05:28

In Northwestern Austria born and raised in the Kneipe was where I spent most of my days. Chillin out maxin relaxin kickin mad speeches inside the beerhall when a couple of Jews who was up to no good started making trouble in das Neighborhood. I started one little putsch and my mom got scared she said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Berlin". Whistled for a cab and when it came near, the licenseplate said "DEUTSCH" and had a Iron Cross in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was win, so I thought "ES IST ZEIT FU"R RACHE! KAMERAD, NACH BERLIN!". I pulled up to the Reichstag um seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Kamerad, smell you later!". I Looked at my Reich, I was finally drin, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Berlin.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 05:29

Feudian slip.

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 08:23

In b4 yoshinoya

9 Name: sage : 1993-09-5231 09:38

in after nazis; during:

This is a tale explaining the manner in which
My way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started
If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location
And I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California commonly referred to as Bel-Air (coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778)

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 16:01

This may surprise you, but I invented this LISP

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12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 18:13

GreenTeaGirlie is proof that white women are the most attractive. she would not have been popular if she was latino or black because no one wants to see that. those people are worthless and incapable of creating high civilization like whites are. they only destroy advanced white society. just look at america. whites are becoming extinct. stop race-mixing. preserve the genetics that matter (white genetics). white, blonde-haired, blue-eyed GreenTeaGirlie is hot.

could someone please draw this picture in anime?

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 21:05

' corpse (as measured in the vacuum that just formed between yo

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 22:26

QN: What you don't know

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 02:00

Kodomo no Jikan

17 Name: DJ MC HOWARD : 1993-09-5232 02:02

hy they call it DQN ROFL x

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20 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 10:49

In the company of several allies, the two are soon confronted by dark forces led by the dastardly Thomas Edison and John Pierpont Morgan. The inventor and the financier are collaborating on a bizarre new skyscraper, on whose building site many construction workers have already died in mysterious accidents.

21 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 11:10

SaHa] Ichinana

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 14:29

This is a good sign for Valkyrie.

23 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 14:33

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

24 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 15:01

C: it's not just a good idea, it's the law

25 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 18:24

his feeble attempts to define himself as "decider" or "commander guy" are the equivalent of a five-year-old kid sitting on his dad's Harley and saying "vroom vroom!"

26 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 19:06

So what exactly does the SAFE Act do? It doesn't mandate ongoing network surveillance. What it does require is that anyone providing Internet access who learns about the transmission or storage of information about illegal image must (a) register their name, mailing address, phone number, and fax number with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children's "CyberTipline" and (b) "make a report" to the CyberTipline that (c) must include any information about the person or Internet address behind the suspect activity and (d) the illegal images themselves.

27 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 19:15

It's hard to hear
when you're digesting your ear.

28 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 19:34

0,5,10,15,20,25,30,35,40,45,50,55 * * * * /usr/local/bin/spamguard

29 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 21:27

Please observe a moment of silence for the Netscape browser. Netscape Navigator, the browser that launched the commercial Internet in October 1994, will die on February 1, 2008.

30 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 21:28

I can’t remember how many times I went shooting just to notice later on that I forgot the CF cards at home.

31 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 01:06

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

32 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 04:34

33 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 05:15


*/5 * * * * /usr/local/bin/spamguard

34 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 17:12

Terrorism is defeated by police work and good intelligence, not invading far off countries. Terrorism is not defeated militarily. It is defeated politically and socially: politically through a practice of non-intervention and socially through a process of co-operative engagement. To put it in more common terms: respect others and trade with them. Don't invade and steal resources. Present yourself as something to emulate.

35 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 17:14

its funny that europeans tend to think of americans as prude jesusfreaks while japs think of them as slutty hedonists

36 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 18:40

It appears that some of the troops in Iraq are using "spoken" (as opposed to "screeching") LRAD to mess with enemy fighters. Islamic terrorists tend to be superstitious and, of course, very religious. LRAD can put the "word of God" into their heads. If God, in the form of a voice that only you can hear, tells you to surrender, or run away, what are you gonna do?

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40 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 20:46

<Taginar> Did they have medics in the old tfs?

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43 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5234 12:24

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44 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5234 12:48

From my experiences in Akihabara, there is no shortage of street performers and costume play cafe advertisers, but certainly no 12-14 year old girls selling photobooks of themselves that I saw in 3 months of near daily visits.

45 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5234 14:24

It's [Lucky Star] yet another anime starring a cast of girls that look 10 years younger than they're labelled as, that has spawned a brigade of goon avatars forum-wide. There's only one possible reason anyone would ever watch that show willingly, and that reason is exactly as obvious as it seems.


46 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5234 16:03

47 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5234 21:08

Alright faggots listen up, Tenshinhan is the strongest human in Dragon ball Z, and could defeat Freiza in his final form at 100%

*Constantly training in HARSH conditions (up in
the mountains)

*Always perfecting his skills.

*Has been training to fight his entire life.

*Trained with king kai for over a year.


*ABLE TO DEFLECT A KI BLAST FROM MAJIN BUU (Buu even was shocked that he was such a powerful human)

*MORE CONFIDENCE than Krillen.

*Nearly killed Nappa with his kihoko blast.

*Neck and neck with Trunks in his base form. (Forcing Trunks to turn into a Super Saiyan.)

*Longer list of useful techniques. IE multiform, solar flare and is speculated that Tenshinhan knows the kaio ken attack.

*A true man of honor who will ALWAYS fight to the bitter end.

Tenshinhan > Yamcha >>>> Krillen

Deal with it faggots, that's how it is.

48 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 02:55

/r/ midi of acid jazzed evening

49 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 02:55

/r/ midi of acid jazzed evening

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53 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 08:58

One day when I was 7 I was walking home from school, being all aryan and white, when all of a sudden an evil jew jumped out of the bushes.
"Torah! Torah!", he shouted in hebrew, all jewish and shit. Then he grabbed me with his evil jew hands and dragged me through the bushes and laid me down onto the grass beneath him. I struggled with all my aryan might, but his strong, hairy, manly arms held me firm to the ground.
"Today I will have you recieve the old testament.", he told me, unnzipping his jew-pants. I marvelled before his testament. I had never seen such a thick and immense testament before.
"Suck it!", he ordered me, forcing it deep into my defenseless aryan throat. "Torah! Torah!" I gasped for air as the hairy man had his way with me, plunging the shaft of his testament even deeper into my innocent throat, and I could do nothing but serve him. "I see you like the shaft of my testament deep inside of you. Now lets see how you like it up your pinky white bum!"
"Oh, no, mr jew!", I cried out. "Not my tender white aryan bum!"
...but this jew knew no mercy as he turned me around, and soon he plowed into me, filling me up in ways I could never even have imagined. I completely lost my breath as he pounded my soft like aryan ass with his thick and hard man-shaft. I found myself groaning for every breath as his strokes reached deep inside of me, filling me with a sensation so overwhelming that I could hardly think.
"Do you enjoy having your innocent aryan ass being ravaged by my hard jew cock?", my jew smirked evilishly. I could hardly reply, gasping for air with his every thrust.
Then his panting increased too, until he penetrated me like never before, burying his the full length of his hot testament deep inside of me. He gripped me firmly and I could feel the shaft of it pumping still, filling my soft, tight ass with his jewishness. It was nothing I could do but climax myself, my body responding to his. I wished it would never stop. I had finally found my master race.

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55 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 20:29

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??

56 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 23:31

57 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 23:39

Stay tuned for more about Ruby conferences and why they suck

58 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 01:55

24878: United States

59 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 15:41

Testimony by foreigners in Japan has been ruled inadmissible in court, since there are not considered to be human by the Japanese ministry of Justice.

60 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 21:01

The comment field is too long, by 1072 characters.

61 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 22:37

Rovinng Pianist

62 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 00:02

63 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 05:37

>The standard DVDs offered a quantum leap in quality from the picture and sound of VHS videotape

From Wikipedia:
In physics, a quantum leap or quantum jump is a change of an electron from one energy state to another within an atom.

So a quantum leap is a very, very tiny change, usually smaller than a nanometer.

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66 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 09:58

A beautiful girl in a bonnet
Once wrote me a Shakespearen sonnet
It was fairly lame
So after she came
I pulled out and ejaculated on it

67 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 19:55

Guess where that CO2 came from. That's right: The trees got it from the air. Burning trees won't add anything to the air that wasn't already there in the first place. Burning coal and oil adds CO2 from millions of years ago, which is the real problem.

68 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 22:35

The truth is simple. We can no more reduce carbon emissions than Harry Kellar could cause a bird in a cage to disappear. Carbon emissions remain a proxy measure of economic growth. Where there is growth, emissions will continue to rise for a very long time to come. Politicians (and we) need growth to survive. On carbon emissions, therefore, they are reduced to cheap parlour tricks. But it is time to expose the deception. When will we have politicians brave enough to show us the reality rather than the illusion? We are being treated like children.

69 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 22:42

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71 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 22:50

population, followed by Belarus,
Bermuda and Russia (all 532),

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73 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 09:37

The Warrior sprite seems to support this:

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75 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 11:12

You certainly are going a long way to make this thing even half-work, Sutibaru, but there's no point in trying to shine shit

76 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 11:17

By examining past societal trends, we can see that the female partner generally bears the brunt of this task.

77 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 13:44

Hahahahaha. You have got to be fucking kidding me. I have been the United States on two separate occasions via air in the last few years and in both cases neither myself nor any of my fellow passengers were ever "waved on through" inspection. Everybody got the royal ass raping treatment

78 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 14:56

( ゚ ヮ゚)

79 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 20:17

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80 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 22:20

( ゚ ヮ゚) Well, how do you feel about that, jackass?

81 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 09:09

( ゚ ヮ゚

82 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 09:38

( ゚ ヮ

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84 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 14:28

The treatment a company gives its employees and the treatment a company gives its customers are often one and the same.

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86 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 03:15

As a stockholder of Intel since the 1970's I remember when Intel performed a comprehensive survey of conceivable uses of a microprocessor -- and the PC was not on that list.

87 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 05:19

In Progress 12/18/07

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91 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 11:43

I definitely could have used a list and a reality check like this before I tried to make a thread.

Take it from me, people! Not everyone can make an LP thread! Just because you've read a lot of threads on this subforum DOES NOT mean you are automatically qualified to make your own.

I still think this is the best drat subforum on this site, and it is the only one I read consistently, and anyone who doesn't like LP's can go post in YCS for all I care.

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94 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 17:47

By sticking with DVDs, you're missing out on a vast spectrum of inaudible sound.

95 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 17:53

˙ɹıɐ ǝɥʇ uı dɯnɾ puɐ ǝɟıl ʎoɾuǝ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı

ʇoıpı uɐ sı 1<<
ɹǝsıɐʞ ǝɥʇ ɯıɥ pǝllɐɔ
ɹosıɔuı uɐ ǝʞıl dɹɐɥs
¡ɹǝʌıɹp ƃuııııııııııııııpıʌıp

¿ʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʍ
ʇɥƃıu ɟo ʞɹɐp ǝɥʇ uı
suǝıɾ nʞɐsıɾ

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ɹǝsıɐʞ ǝɥʇ ɯıɥ pǝllɐɔ
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ɟlǝsɯıɥ uo unƃ ǝɥʇ pǝuɹnʇ
ɹǝʇuıʍ s,ʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq
ǝıp oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı puɐ ɟlǝsʎɯ ǝʇɐɥ ı

96 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 22:06

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97 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 22:53

Somebody help

98 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 23:17

Oh god, that's hideous. XML is such an abomination.

99 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5240 23:40

Looks like somebody has been using Renoise...

100 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 00:08

You've caught me

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