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1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5230 23:05

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501 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 18:28

502 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 18:47

It is amusing because of their young age, which is normally expected to be too young to think about international politics!

503 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 22:02

504 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 22:24

505 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 22:52

あなたはすごい先生ですね

506 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 00:13

( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (809)

507 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 00:53

 , -―-、、
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l:::::::::::::( ・ω・) Told you I'd get her in the sack.
ヽ、:::::::::フづとノ'
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    し---J

508 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 01:16

super tokyo

509 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 01:27

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510 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 03:26

512 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 05:37

ワシ、上のスレの1

513 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 14:31

The US has less freedom of speech than most European countries.

514 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 22:16

Actually, hate speech is legal in the US, and illegal in lots of European countries. Neo-Nazi organizations are illegal in Germany, and violent video games have been censored there.

Why is legalized hate speech a good thing? Because if it weren't, then people out there might think that Westboro Baptist Church was a normal church, and not a gay-obsessed hotbed of hatred. Free speech allows you to spot the kooks more easily.

515 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 08:21

NO

516 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 08:52

I feel sorry for the guy who doesn't believe in miracles...doesn't it seem that he is closing off his mind to an entire world just b/c he can't see it...

517 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 08:54

C:\Users\:(・∀・)\Desktop\musics\Beck\Sea Change

518 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 16:13

phantom of the opera

519 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 16:19

With my degree I can beg even the shittiest companies to give me a job and still fail. Oh wait...

520 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 18:42

Byōsoku

521 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 20:51

522 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 20:58

   1. since when do you visit /b/?
2. since when do you visit a chan board?
3. have you noticed a change in your tastes regarding your "before /b/" personality?:
a. being used to loli/shota/d/ material?
b. liking one of the mentioned on point a
c. suddlenly having a soft spot for cats even though you didn't liked them before?
d. laughing at stupid jokes (or forced meme) normal people find senseless? (ex: ...in america!)
e. laughing at other people's misfortunes/deaths and racisism and find it normal?
f. fapping at things you shouldn't fap at
g. and many other things normal people don't find...normal

523 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 21:03

524 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 23:39

( > ヮ<)

525 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 00:15

I asked a jp guy once what they thought of american girls. They said the girls were very big.

526 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 01:19

527 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 04:11

The people of homeless violate the woman a lot for shame completely

528 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 04:13

魔理沙 〜東方少女催淫〜

529 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 05:10

── =≡∧_∧            -=≡   /⌒ヽ
── =≡( ・∀・)  ≡     -=   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
─ =≡○_   ⊂)=  \ 从/  -=≡     |    /       Boon!
── =≡ >   __ ノ ))<   >    -=   ( ヽノ
─ =≡  ( / ≡    /VV\  -=≡    ノ>ノ
── .=≡( ノ =≡             -=   レレ
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530 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 08:51

is it a real phenomenon or is it made up to help people conform to society's standard?

531 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 16:24

Those are the stupid ones who actually bother to obey the rules.

532 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 16:25

Interesting that ALMOST ALL SCHOOL SHOOTINGS are related to psychiatric drugs.

533 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 19:21

( ゚ ヮ゚)...
( ゚ -゚) shit.

534 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 20:37

( ・-・)

535 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 02:52

sudo defaults write /System/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.apple.WindowServer 'EnvironmentVariables' -dict 'CI_NO_BACKGROUND_IMAGE' 1

536 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 07:30

537 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 11:47

>>529 wouldnt boon keep flying and drillkick junior in the face?

538 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 13:46

同人誌

539 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 18:08

You aparently never have eaten Kimchi before.
I dated a half Korean girl, her mom used to make it all the time.
The stuff smells like the ass of a dead dog

540 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 18:34

URINARA MANSE!

541 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 19:00

Comics in which the background gets progressively darker

542 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 19:28

Get the latest Transformers news from around the web. Submit and discuss late breaking Transformers news here.

544 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 23:33

I never understand how people can be lax about choosing sofas.
I always say-a prejudice on my part, I'm sure-you can tell a lot about a person's character from his choice of sofa. Sofas consitutue a realm inviolate unto themselves. This, however, is something that only those who have grown up sitting on good sofas will appreciate. It's like growing up reading good books or listening to good music. One good sofa breeds another good sofa; one bad sofa breeds another bad sofa. That's how it goes.
There are people who drive luxury cars, but only have second- or third-rate sofas in their homes. I put little trust in such people. An expensive automobile may well be worth its price, but it's only an expensive automobile. If you have the money, you can buy it, anyone can buy it. Procuring a good sofa, on the other hand, requires style and experience and philosophy. It takes money, yes, but you also need a vision of the superior sofa. That sofa among sofas.

545 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 03:08

Don't be afraid of the Bavarians. They are a nice bunch of people.

546 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 04:06

You can't have carbonated beverages in a near-weightless environment because belching would result in vomiting up your food. As a result, the Coke had to be flat. Basically, it tasted really nasty and they've not tried it since that I know of.

547 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 08:12

548 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 18:54

Wordy and candid commentary

549 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 21:13

There's a reason B-2 stealth bombers don't go supersonic. The rather large, obvious concussive boom makes your stealthy plane not so stealthy anymore.

550 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 21:13

A comment left over at digg regarding Ralph Nader:

The Democrats really hate Nader because he points out the fact that they are asking those of us on the left to vote for them but they aren't doing anything for us. Did they end funding for the Republican's crime spree in Iraq? No. Have they moved for UHC? No. Have they tried to stop corporate crimes? No. Have they tried to reform the tax code to be progressive? No. Have they tried to protect homeowners from predatory lenders? No. Have they defended our constitutional rights? No. Take back the FDA from the corporations? No. The FCC? No.
The Democrats don't deserve my vote. They aren't helping the left, why should the left help them?

Let me see if I can explain it this way:

Every year in Happy Gumdrop Fairy-Tale Land all of the sprites and elves and woodland creatures gather together to pick the Rainbow Sunshine Queen. Everyone is there: the Lollipop Guild, the Star-Twinkle Toddlers, the Sparkly Unicorns, the Cookie Baking Apple-cheeked Grandmothers, the Fluffy Bunny Bund, the Rumbly-Tumbly Pupperoos, the Snowflake Princesses, the Baby Duckies All-In-A-Row, the Laughing Babies, and the Dykes on Bikes. They have a big picnic with cupcakes and gumdrops and pudding pops, stopping only to cast their votes by throwing Magic Wishing Rocks into the Well of Laughter, Comity, and Good Intentions. Afterward they spend the rest of the night dancing and singing and waving glow sticks until dawn when they tumble sleepy-eyed into beds made of the purest and whitest goose down where they dream of angels and clouds of spun sugar.

You don't live there.

Grow the fuck up.

551 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 21:24

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           (´Д` )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ < Well, you can't. Your face confuses me.
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552 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 22:17

Norwegian Wood

553 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 22:28

I find it abhorrent that there are so-called "scientists" that want to drastically revise the estimated size of the Milky Way galaxy. There is scientific consensus on the size of the galaxy. These galactic size deniers are obviously in the pocket of Big Astronomy.

554 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 23:16

555 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 00:53

556 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 03:54

a blurry face

557 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 09:30

           ∧_∧
           (´Д` )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ < Because fuck you, that's why.
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558 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 15:08

Porcine-mounted aviatrices with huge breasts just flew past my window!!

559 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 17:47

Have you read your SICP today?

560 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 18:31

561 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 18:34

562 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 19:05

success

563 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 19:40

Dies ist mein erster Eintrag in Bezug auf die anstehende Japanreise, welche vom 3. März bis zum 1. September, stattfinden wird. Der beantragte Reisepass ist mittlerweile eingetrudelt und auch die Auslandsreisekrankenversicherung (was für ein Wort...), wird nicht mehr lange auf sich warten lassen. Demnächst werden noch die Tickets gebucht und dann kann auch (endlich) das Visum beantragt werden. Noch ist die Anspannung relativ groß aufgrund des Zeitmangels aber die Sache nimmt langsam Form an ^^. In diesem Sinne also:
"Bis später, Peter!"

564 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 21:24

According to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), some con artists identifying themselves as U.S. court employees, called citizens in areas across the country inquiring about their failure to report for jury duty. If the person denies ever receiving a jury summons, the caller asks for the person’s name and Social Security number, and may request credit card numbers to pay “fines” for missing jury duty.

Philadelphia Sheriff John D. Green warns the public that, “The judicial system does not contact people by phone to ask for personal information or financial data.” He advises anyone receiving such a phone call to hang up immediately. Do not provide any personal or confidential information over the phone even if the person threatens you with a fine. This is an attempt to steal your identity and defraud you.

Anyone who has already been contacted and has given out personal information should monitor bank account and credit card statements, credit reports, and contact the FBI’s Philadelphia Office, 600 Arch Street, 19106 or call 215-418-4000.

565 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 22:15

A is B and B is C implies that A is C.

566 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5293 22:58

Law and Legislation
Legislation and regulatory bodies affect the travel and tourism industry.
Many issues affect the industry, such as natural disasters, visa problems, war, terrorism, and rising fuel prices.

567 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 00:54

War: Well funded acts of terrorism.
Terrorism: Poorly funded acts of war.

569 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 03:32

570 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 04:41

571 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 07:20

We've caught many localized resources for Germany, French, Swedish, Italiano, Spanish, Russian, Portugal, Chinese and English;-) already. We're gratitude for your work.

572 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 08:18

Oh oh oh oh oh
Yeah

You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You go through all the pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast
Oh yeah
And they're gone so fast, yeah
Oh
So hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
And when you get old and start losing your hair
Tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care?
Oh care

Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du
Yeah
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du
Yeah

Oh yeah
In an Mmmbop they're gone
Yeah yeah

573 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 14:31

I have no idea what you'll expect. I'm not a fucking mind reader.

574 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 22:42

I claim that if Marx had been able to jitterbug, the Soviet Union would never have existed.

575 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 22:46

God is Love. Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is Blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

576 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 23:03

Counter Clerk: Welcome to BurgerJoint, how can I help you?
Consumer: Yeah, do you guys sell cheeseburgers?
Counter Clerk: Yes, we are cheeseburger capable.
Consumer: OK, What are your prices?
Counter Clerk: The Cheeseburger Capable Combo is $6; the Hamburger Combo is $4
Consumer: Sounds good, I'll take the cheeseburger. Gives $6
Counter Clerk: Here is your Combo, have a good day!
Consumer: looks in hamburger Hey, there isn't any cheese on this!? I paid for cheese!
Counter Clerk: I'm sorry sir, you paid for a Cheeseburger Capable Combo, the Cheese is extra.
Consumer: How much to add Cheese?
Counter Clerk: I'm sorry, we can't add cheese to this meal, it appears that the bun is not big enough.
Consumer: I thought this was the Cheeseburger Capable Meal?
Counter Clerk: Well it looks like the specifications for the Cheeseburger Capable Meal were lowered so that we could sell more of them...Sorry

577 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 23:05

579 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 00:35

580 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 09:46

(Love You, DJ Kiyoshi Remix)

581 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 12:36

582 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 15:45

583 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 15:53

February 1712

584 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 18:48

Ares1 and Orion are an abomination pushed by current NASA management that has not concept for the future of space. Future space exploration better include this near light speed propulsion or its just throwing money into an incinerator.

585 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 18:50

586 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 18:51

The choice is the universe or nothing.

587 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 22:41

タオル

588 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 00:03

Do you know what the difference between a vampire and a probate lawyer is? The vampire quits sucking your blood when your dead!

589 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 05:13

WANTED. Smart programmers who enjoy working on WELL-FUNDED projects

590 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 09:30

if you want to help africans, quit barely keeping them alive with aids drugs and food drops. let them die off to a sustainable level, then have regular hunting seasons to keep their numbers in check.

591 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 15:34

I'm sorry officer; I was experiencing a velocity anomaly.

That's too bad, son, I'm still writing you a ticket. From now on keep it under 299,792,458 meters per second. The law is the law!

592 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 23:02

593 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 23:23

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

-Steven Wright

594 Name: 曇さん : 1993-09-5297 00:00

あっ!あははははははははは〜!

595 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 00:17

596 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 01:57

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle

597 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 02:04

598 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 02:59

превед ~кашира!

599 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 04:00

Sean Gullette

600 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 04:09

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