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One day when I was 7 I was walking home from school, being all aryan and white, when all of a sudden an evil jew jumped out of the bushes.
"Torah! Torah!", he shouted in hebrew, all jewish and shit. Then he grabbed me with his evil jew hands and dragged me through the bushes and laid me down onto the grass beneath him. I struggled with all my aryan might, but his strong, hairy, manly arms held me firm to the ground.
"Today I will have you recieve the old testament.", he told me, unnzipping his jew-pants. I marvelled before his testament. I had never seen such a thick and immense testament before.
"Suck it!", he ordered me, forcing it deep into my defenseless aryan throat. "Torah! Torah!" I gasped for air as the hairy man had his way with me, plunging the shaft of his testament even deeper into my innocent throat, and I could do nothing but serve him. "I see you like the shaft of my testament deep inside of you. Now lets see how you like it up your pinky white bum!"
"Oh, no, mr jew!", I cried out. "Not my tender white aryan bum!"
...but this jew knew no mercy as he turned me around, and soon he plowed into me, filling me up in ways I could never even have imagined. I completely lost my breath as he pounded my soft like aryan ass with his thick and hard man-shaft. I found myself groaning for every breath as his strokes reached deep inside of me, filling me with a sensation so overwhelming that I could hardly think.
"Do you enjoy having your innocent aryan ass being ravaged by my hard jew cock?", my jew smirked evilishly. I could hardly reply, gasping for air with his every thrust.
Then his panting increased too, until he penetrated me like never before, burying his the full length of his hot testament deep inside of me. He gripped me firmly and I could feel the shaft of it pumping still, filling my soft, tight ass with his jewishness. It was nothing I could do but climax myself, my body responding to his. I wished it would never stop. I had finally found my master race.
IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO EVEN MUSTER UP ENOUGH INTEREST TO POST IN THIS
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??
Stay tuned for more about Ruby conferences and why they suck
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Testimony by foreigners in Japan has been ruled inadmissible in court, since there are not considered to be human by the Japanese ministry of Justice.
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>The standard DVDs offered a quantum leap in quality from the picture and sound of VHS videotape
From Wikipedia:
In physics, a quantum leap or quantum jump is a change of an electron from one energy state to another within an atom.
So a quantum leap is a very, very tiny change, usually smaller than a nanometer.
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A beautiful girl in a bonnet
Once wrote me a Shakespearen sonnet
It was fairly lame
So after she came
I pulled out and ejaculated on it
Guess where that CO2 came from. That's right: The trees got it from the air. Burning trees won't add anything to the air that wasn't already there in the first place. Burning coal and oil adds CO2 from millions of years ago, which is the real problem.
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population, followed by Belarus,
Bermuda and Russia (all 532),
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The Warrior sprite seems to support this:
WE HAVE TO GO FUCK THE PRINCESS!
You certainly are going a long way to make this thing even half-work, Sutibaru, but there's no point in trying to shine shit
By examining past societal trends, we can see that the female partner generally bears the brunt of this task.
Hahahahaha. You have got to be fucking kidding me. I have been the United States on two separate occasions via air in the last few years and in both cases neither myself nor any of my fellow passengers were ever "waved on through" inspection. Everybody got the royal ass raping treatment
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The treatment a company gives its employees and the treatment a company gives its customers are often one and the same.
As a stockholder of Intel since the 1970's I remember when Intel performed a comprehensive survey of conceivable uses of a microprocessor -- and the PC was not on that list.
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I definitely could have used a list and a reality check like this before I tried to make a thread.
Take it from me, people! Not everyone can make an LP thread! Just because you've read a lot of threads on this subforum DOES NOT mean you are automatically qualified to make your own.
I still think this is the best drat subforum on this site, and it is the only one I read consistently, and anyone who doesn't like LP's can go post in YCS for all I care.
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By sticking with DVDs, you're missing out on a vast spectrum of inaudible sound.
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¿ʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʍ
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though finding someoen who isn't psycho would also be a plus - I attractd nothing but psycho women last year :/
She pointed to the Parental Notice of Abortion Act of 2001,
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The Ta∴∵∴nn that can be tal∴∵∴∵∴∵ut is n∴t the true tan∵∴∵∴.
I read a recent blindtest where three experts and a bunch of non-experts were tested for the difference between HD and non HD material on several LCD's and plasma displays.
On the first test, 42 inch screen, 3.5 meters away (10 ft), they all guessed 720p. It was 480p.
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What five letter word sounds the same after taking out the last 4 letters?
yeah
Personally, I think the time when a person is most open and honest is just after sex
you know, when you just feel completely relaxed and just want to hold your lover close
I Fucked up Several Times in Here... (5)
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They're hurt and desperately striking out at anything, in hopes of somehow surviving. They missed their opportunity to innovate a long time ago and now they're just the walking dead, stubbornly digging in their heals and refusing to just lay down and die.
frigid onanoko break head with open source cd
beaucoup
Is Gates a visionary, or a monopolist? Gates' image and PR people want him to be viewed as the former. History will record him as the latter.
That hooker I paid last night really sucked (journal coming soon). But she didn't suck as much as Sony.
What annoys and at the same time greatly amuses me is that if you walk into a store and steal a CD and get caught, you have a choice of paying a small misdemeanor fine or can demand a criminal trial where you are presumed innocent until found guilty of a misdemeanor and pay a relatively small fine.
But if you infringe copyright by downloading you will be offered to pay a several thousand dollar settlement or go to civil court where you are presumed giolty and have to pay up to hundreds of thousands of dollars.
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>> 400 million years after the Big Bang
>That's about how long it feels like it's been since my last big bang.
Got married didn't ya.
/r/ midi of acid jazzed evening
No.
Glameow
use google
use wiki
use yahoo
"Would you as president maintain a blog?"
Answer:"No I call the plumber to do all toilet repairs".
You know that trillion dollar deficit? Two words: Ink Cartridges.
his posts were too long to read
for 3:27 I've had chills ... this is most powerfull song ever !!! Am I right ?
Non-paying people get a BETTER product all-round than paying consumers.
In 20 years we'd run out if we just used uranium in nuke plants for all our electricity. Again allow breeding to plutonium and it turns into 2000 years.
Are we coming to the point where we're going to have to file police reports when you get hacked so that you won't be liable for the distribution of stolen music?
The roots of hip hop are in Rhythm and Blues and one would only have to listen to Muddy Water’s Mannish Boy from 1955 to understand there was nothing new in Dre’s early braggadocio except the addition of a blunt full of the “Chronic”. I was once working upstairs in The Village Recorders in West LA while the good Dr. was recording The Chronic below us. Despite a state of the art air filtration system, we found ourselves too stoned to work from the smoke that came up from below. The Blues will continue to reinvent itself, just as it has since Robert Johnson’s earliest recordings in 1936 with another young white suburban kid named John Hammond.
Turning off TVs showing a football game in progress at a sports bar has been shown to cause beer bottles, shot glasses, and college students to defy gravity. They seem to spontaneously launch into the air, gravitating toward the point of RF emission that induced the sports footage vacuum.
