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There is a reason why Ferraris cost more. It is because they tend to accelerate faster than your standard toyota, but at 20 times the price.
A man has gained an audience with God.
Man: Oh Lord, what is a million years like to you?
God: To me, my son, a million years is but a day.
Man: Oh Lord, what is a million dollars like to you?
God: To me, my son, a million dollars is but a penny.
Man: Oh Lord, would you give me a penny?
God: Tomorrow.
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Don't try to add me as a friend again.
Droit de seigneur
Velocity is relative, but acceleration is NOT relative. An orbiting body is in constant acceleration, so A orbiting B is not the same as B orbiting A.
can you tell me how i can send someone a message if i dont know on what island they are?
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667 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5302 19:39 [No]
2008-05-01
Truth is that you will never be able to teach people to change their driving habits because their cell phone, their coffee, and their daydreams are way more important then driving the 1-1/2 tons of steel they are sitting in.
For those of you who remember the ancient VIP system, all regulars are now upgraded to VIP, and there won't be a manual list of VIP anymore. pon pon will be in charge of the regular list for now.
FriendTools is the best myspace friend adder, myspace mailer, and myspace commenter, and mass event, all in one program. No other myspace bot software offers so much for just $29.95. Add thousands of new friends to your network quickly
In the absence of a cosmological constant, and assuming homogeneity and isotropy, this implies that the universe is balanced on the edge between eternal expansion and recollapse.
This is a chronological list of notable cases decided by the United States Supreme Court during the tenure of Chief Justice Edward Douglass White (19 December 1910 through 19 May 1921).
An "amazing amount" is equal to.
A. A Shitload
B. A Fuckload
C. A Fucking Shitload
D. A Dumptruck full of Fucking Shitloads
serial experiments lain
> Myopic Books, a fantastic used bookstore in Chicago, has the Bukowski and Dick right up under the register.
"Excuse me, sir. I'm looking for some Dick."
"I got some Dick right here behind the counter."
Akira Kogami
http://www.inzenity.com/snd/10 I can't Get Behind That.mp3
Cyber Command' recruitment video
I AM A Left Wing Radical Marxist Freedom Fighter. I Follow The Works Of Che, Karl Marx . Also If Your A Nazi I Will Flag U And Kill U
ontological
Can't help falling in love with you
I pissed through the window a couple times to avoid leaving the room so I qualify as a true hiki
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No. 11,982, No. 146,692, No. 186,216, No. 455,889, No. 495,505, No. 512,118, No. 517,776, and No. 781,948.
the universe has gotten 7.5 billion years older in the last 30 years
I felt a great disturbance on the Internet, as though millions of system admins were slapping their foreheads in unison and suddenly stopped.
Memphis Monroe
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A 10-year-old Everett boy remains in critical condition at Children's Hospital in Seattle with injuries from an accident in a sandbox.
The family of a Codey Porter says the TV cartoon "Narutu" gave him and his friends the idea of burying him head first. They thought he was joking Saturday when he struggled.
Sheriff's deputies questioned the five children and say it was a tragic accident.
Porter is a fifth-grader at Silver Firs Elementary in Everett.
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Pluto isn't a planet anymore, it shouldn't have an element named after it.
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I fail to see the problem. However, what I do see is a pink elephant running across my living room carpet as I write this. The good news is that I am very calm as I know the purple dolphins in my kitchen will protect me.
Louis Vuitton
192.168.0.1
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In the beginning the singularity was void and without (much of anything), then BLIND CHANCE said "Let there be Quanta!" and the morning and the evening of the first femtosecond. .......And the Hawkings radiation begat energy, and the energy begat matter, yea even unto the event horizon...
LIPMAN IS wrong when she defends the use of the verb "to pimp" as a minor infraction. That the word is evolving to mean, say, to use someone for one's own gain or benefit (or to decorate garishly), leaves us with a linguistic problem: What are we going to call the man who is still using violence to force a woman to be a prostitute for his financial benefit?
Using the word in casual conversation implies that pimping someone out has become a casual event. This is part of a larger change in the language that involves casually using words with negative connotations about women. Don Imus calling basketball players "hos" erases the distinction between women who sell sex and all women. I frequently correct my high school students who say, when they win a basketball game by a large margin, that they "raped" the other team, because they diminish the horrible nature of rape into a sports competition with a winner and a loser. These changes reflect anti-women sentiments that may be growing among younger men – or at least that are being expressed casually and unthinkingly. They're not minor changes.
extravagant
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Speak Japanese ~━⊂（´･ω･`)彡-、 馬鹿どもが、俺はゲリラライブで
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(；`・ω・） |:::|/⊂ヽノ|:::| ／」 だったんだよ
/ φ口o ／￣￣旦￣￣￣／| それに改造のプラモは144分の１サイズ
しー-Ｊ ／＿＿＿＿＿＿／ | | で完成度もかなり低いからホビーマガジン
| |-----------| | の2006年4月のZを参考に作っているから難しいんだよ
ネットのヤフーオークションの出品の改造画像も参考にしてるが
Compare that with my T42 ThinkPad. It sounds like a guinea pig got trapped inside, particularly during the start-up phase. Vzoooot. Cronk, cronk, cronk. Zip, zip. (Pause.) Gurlagurlagurla...zweeee.
To summarize, they just don't care about the customer. At no point do the emails indicate them making any decisions based on what's best for their customers.
You give /a/ the ability to genderswap any random guy into a hot girl and what do they do? Make more men.
I will not tolerate you criticising me for not tolerating criticism!
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daddycool
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What the hell is going on these last few years?! Ever since some wackos killed less people than die from AIDS in a day the US, UK, and AU seem hell bent racing each other to see who can become China first!
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im moving to glasgow in august..so excited!
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chocolate ice cream
And since everything is basically waves anyway, you could, in a not very strict sense, claim that everything is "creating" energy all the time, except it's also "destroying" energy all the time too, before anybody can notice.
Im looking for a Bento Box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink)
or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for
2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really
kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post
pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it
would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH
chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made
out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that.
Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or
corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a Bento Box similar to the one
im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan
(rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like
that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
situationist
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A dread composed in multiple parts of alienation, ennui, reasonless exhaustion and weakness.
Funnily enough a friend and I were recently discussing the interesting geometric possibilities which would be possible when cooking in zero g, one of the recipies we came up with was the sperical pizza, where the dough gets inflated into a sphere (you need the air because the pizza dough would want to shrink) and the topping get layered around the outside, all of course being stick to the dough using the sticky marinara sauce.
This could then be cooked in an oven with the 'inflation pipe' blowing hot air into the middle to cook the dough, and also acting to keep the 'space pizza' in the middle of the oven.
The result, pizza with no crusts!
if I looking for frog
him name is hopkin green frog
I lost my frog
*29-3228
Love, Terry
P.S. I'll find my frog
Who took my frog
Who found my frog
2012 15th Ave. S
In this panel, something immature happens which ironically and humorously contradicts A's previous statement.
kyau and albert
