In this thread you post about awful things you have done in your life so far. Drugs, spousal abuse, blasphemy, incest, homicide or jaywalking - anything goes. Have at it, folks, you are Anonymous!
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>>26 is guilty in being perfect.
>>29
I've done that a lot, too. Still am.
I bullied a dorky girl in middle school and some dorky guy, even physically hurt them some times. This despite being bullied myself a lot in school myself.
>>29
everyone lies to their friends, let's hear some real stuff
i still live with my parents but instead of doing something with my life i spend all my money on getting drunk/high downtown and hitting on my friends ex-girlfriends
twice now, i've shagged my best friends ex-girlfriend, seperate ones, i'm sure freud would read something into this, but i'm of the opinion he was an idiot to dump them, at least one of them, the other is so and so
>>29
I don't have anything else to confess, though... all my confessions have to do with little girls and my imagination.
So with that eliminated, I am a perfectly moral person with nothing to hide. Hey, that feels a lot better! I should confess to my friends. (no)
>>33
Confess something else already!
I was to lazy to walk to the bathroom, so I pissed in a coke can.(VERY HARD WITH MY HUGE CHAK) Oh course I'm a tard and leave it out and later on that day my sister takes a drink of it.[funny now, BUT FILLED WITH SHAME AS 6 YEAR OLD]
^ Sorry that was more of a guilt confession, as for real shame confession: I jerked off while taking a bath(olo gay) in my parents bathtub. I spent the next two hours cleaning the tub so I wouldn't get my mom pregnant.
I jerked off in the bathtub all the time when I was a teenager. Everyone in my house used it.
I think all kinds of confessions are fine in this thread, really. As long as you believe their content is serious enough.
i took modern japanese I in university
>>38 lol
I suppose the only really immoral thing I have done is selling drugs. Other than that I´m a good boy. Never raped a loli, never killed anyone, never robbed old ladies.
>>39
What kind of drugs?
I dropped out of High School.
:(
Well, why don't you go back? Be cool, stay in school.
confession to >>4 as well, media portrays us people too strongly.
once dated a 13yo, 4 years younger then me. 14th birthday present was sex, her idea. It's legal here.
I dropped out of university :((
I start again soon. I wasted 1.5 years of my life :(((
i went to university :((
i wasted a whole year of my life :(((
>>43
lol, rich boy drugs.
I have never done anything major, except download child pr0n. Don't have it anymore, tho.
So many people are confessing to >>4 that this thread doesn't give a cleansing feeling anymore. I may have to turn to the Catholic Church to truly erase my sins. Oh, wait.
Does the Church really keep it a secret, even for the worst of sins?
>>44
It doesn´t count if you too were a teenager lol
Still hot, though.
Twice now I've stolen stuff that wasn't attached to Radio Shack's display area. Afterwards, I felt kinda stupid because it's not as if I really wanted or needed the items, but rather took them to see if I could. They included: a tiny digital alarm clock, and a multi-tool with a LED light.
boring story GET
i sometimes pretend i'm a girl on the internet.
and sometimes people actually beleive i'm a girl, even after they see pictures of me O.O
Dude, steal some better shit. That's just pathetic. I hope that was a confession about how much you suck at stealing.
I was 19 almost 20 at the time,
regarding the earlier post about >>4 and sex.
I participated in making the "Pedobear" meme popular on 4chan and regret this retarded actions of mine very much now.
I regret missing Pedobear.
I also regret my indecisiveness. I wish I could make a decision.
And spending so much freetime playing games and watching G4.
And I really really regret the times I watch Johnny Extreme break things over his crotch.
I cry over TV shows, but not tragic events.
how come no one has names
why no one have name
all anonoyous
>>60-61
That is kind of the point of this thread...
>>59 again.
Despite me telling my ex that I was "fine" with being fuckbuddies, I still miss being in a real relationship with her. This is also despite the fact she cheated on me....twice.
I masturbate too much. 4, maybe 5 times a day.
I really need sex badly :(
>>64
Save some money, buy a hooker's time.
>>67
OH SNAP!
>>63 again
Now this bitch wants me to help her through anorexia. Great. And I go through with it because I am a pussy.
>>69
haha, maybe we should start a club, i'm dealing with exactly the same problem
You could call it the "4-chers with 3D Girlfriends" club
I helped with the whole "AAIIRR" pseudo-meme. I also requested Blackbob in /f/ once.
For some reason, I masturbated to the same SJIS art of Yomi that some other guy admitted to on the AA board. I tried to focus on another picture, but choosing the one he already fapped to felt dirtier.
>>59
I do this too.
My life is pretty pathetic. The reason I like Densha Otoko so much is I can relate to it so hard. My family ignores me, and I still live with them. I hate my job. I spend all my money on Gundam models and Video Games. I steal anime and music off the internet. I am very, very guilty of >>4 . I told my girlfriend I deleted all my porn, when I never did (kind of like >>13). I tell my friend I've got things to do when I don't so I can stay home and do nothing. On the street if a bum asks me for money I freak out and give them 10 dollar bills because I feel bad - then I feel bad about giving them my money afterwards.
Other than feeling shame about my life in general and how pathetic I am, I try to be overly polite to everyone when really I'm an ass. I used to skip middle school and highschool constantly because I didn't do homework or feel like taking a test. I've smoked weed a few times in my life but not anymore. I've lied to ex-girlfriends many times, a few girlfriends I had were lies to begin with - I didn't want to be in the relationships but I can't say "no."
My current girlfriend is the best I've ever had, as well as the longest relationship. That being said, today is our 4 month anniversary, I've never seen her face, I'm in Michigan and she's in Hawaii.
Sigh~
I'm the guy that posted the "Britney Eats for Two" gif over and over and over again for weeks until it finally, finally caught on as a pseudo-meme or whatever you could consider it.
I wasn't the first person who posted it to /gif/, but after seeing the reaction it got, I felt the need to repost it. I haven't visited the forum in a couple weeks to repost the many versions, so I don't know if it's still going on all that much, but I'm certain that I will do it again.
>>75
Hahaha, I think I love you. Watching people freak over these minor annoyances and watching the consectutive drama and reposts by everybody else is the best thing ever.
PS: I am the guy who forced the Milhouse meme.
i chase the dragon (I smoke heroin of a sheet of tin foil)
Dont know why just do it
I posted a picture of several stillframes from a video showing someone (not pictured) setting a cat on fire in a tub over on another imgboard. I found the picture somewhere else.
I deleted the picture shortly after but now it gets reposted over and over. I wish I hadn't done it but I guess posting the picture doesn't really change anything about the event already having happened. I just think part of the reason why the sick person who lit the cat on fire did what he did was to create the outrage the picture has caused...
I hope I never become so weak & cowardly that I have to prove my control over life by torturing someone helpless to death.
i think i'm the person who started the 'i'm going to make a thread about my troubles with girls' wave that's been going over general lately
i'm sorry, kinda
>>79
As well as you should be. You don't have trouble with girls.
You sort it out.
>>79
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
I touched the DS screen without using the stylus. I'm sorry. orz
I became such an emo fag at one point that because I couldn't get a girl, I started trying to become gay so I could at least find a guy who would like me.
>>83 ftw
I am a contributing factor to the current shittiness that some people see in 4chan's /v/. I'm the one that started that "PS3 = $700, 360 = $300, etc." way back during those E3 stickies, and I've repeated them whenever possible since then.
Also, I'm the guy who reposts those Namco vs Capcom threads, and I'm behind the "looks like a fan mod for chrono trigger??" and I just do a whole bunch of trolling in general.
i listen to trance music
I have wasted the last 3 years of my life and am only 21.
Heck, I've wasted the last 17 years of my life and I'm only 17.
age = years without girlfriend
>>89
I meant it in the way "I was NEET 2 of the 3 last years and I'm starting my 4th"
I have contributed to popularize the delayclose.jpg meme on 4chan
ftboi, obviously.
People treat me like I'm hardcore and together, when I'm really shy, and confused.
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>>94
Heh, reminds me of my Middle School days.
No one would mess with me! Or so people claimed. But then again, it could have just been because I'm a nice guy.
Not awful, but shameful enough to compensate: I've had this nerdy on-and-off crush on this chick for like five years and it doesn't seem like I'll be doing anything about it anytime in the near future. I suck so much. _| ̄|○
Oh well, at least I don't jerk it to children.
Also, I suck at finding the email field.
Also, you spelled sage wrong
now that im over her, i think it'd turn me on to see pics/movies of my ex being banged by the guy she cheated on me with
90% of these confessions are lame...
And the rest are creepy?
>>100 change your name to not a number
Once one of my friends i liked started going out with a 21 year old guy (we were 14) and they started having sex, I put on a hoody and a bandana over my mouth and beat him with a snow shovel outside his house one night, I was never caught.
"Anonymous" or not, it would be stupid to confess anything truly serious here.
I have posted in this thread....
A number is more anonymous
why?
And im not talking about confessions like rape or murder (hopefully no one who has done these things is on here) but most of the confessions have been stupid, as in completely non serious... I'll put in a decent confession later, i've got a few things that are something i'd never tell anyone, (unless anonyomous) but im too tired atm.
I've adopted 219 as my Anon name ^^
>>107 it's a thread number. that's confusing...
>>90
ftw
>>96 same thing xept it is mutual in my case and its more then a crush. i m so pathetic !!_| ̄|○ (i jerk it to children lol)
i jerk it to children lol"tha was me
kept a butterfly alive for decoration
then many came to the rescue and attacked me (seriously!)didn't hurt though...
I felt guilty so I killed it and the friends and some more when i got out HAHAHAHAHAAAA .... _| ̄|○
>>103 yeaaaaa KEEP IT REAL!!!!cough*wangster*cough
I'm an insecure bastard. I hate people who are better than me at stuff.
i stole a 300$ mp3 player, i told everyone i bought it, i feel like such an asshole, and i mean, i havent told ANYONE...cept here now =P
i like to be humilated by girls sexually :O
I waste a lot of time posting messages on the Internet.
>>120
Come to http://4-ch.net/iaa/ . You're among friends.
>>119
I don't really like to, but that happens a lot to me anyway :(
I have crossed-dressed... to school... 3 times... in the last 4 months... orz
>>123 whether are you making the female to male jump or opposite?
>>123
craziness, care to give us a backstory?