okay, from today i will teach you how to attract girls(this might sound a bit cheeky, but i believe i know better than most of u guys on this board). In other words, ill give u some tricks. now, i posted a lot of shit on this board, such as "i love my mom" thread. So whether u believe or not is all up to u. i dont give a shit about it.
okay lets get started.
Lesson1: what to talk about when u meet her for the first time.
well, what to talk about isnt so important. general topics will do. for example, the weather, ur interests and so on.
However, how to develop the conversation is extremely important. Although u talk about the weather which is usually considered a boring topic to talk about, u can still attract her(ill teach u how the next time)
but important thing here is u NEVER DISAGREE on what she says, and always nod and smile(in other words, u pretend u r enjoying the conversation). i guess u get good first impression on people who have the same opinion as u do and smile at u too, right?
okay thats all for now. the next time ill continue on Lesson1, and it gonna be an extremely important one, so dont miss it.
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okay, today im going to continue on Lesson1.
as i said yesterday, how to develop the conversation is very important, and u never disagree on what she says and smile in order to give her a good impression of u.
now, u dont have to worry too much about what topic u choose. talking about the weather is just fine. im going to explain this using an example in the next post.
sally: its a nice day isnt it?
paul: yeah, u like this? me too. its lovely.
sally: yes, its just perfect.
paul: yeah, i wanna go for a drive along the coast. imagine
the weather is so beautiful like we have now, there r no
cars around and driving fast. it gonna be so refreshing.
dont u think??sally: oh, that sounds beautiful. i like that.
okay, in the conversation above, paul agrees with her, even thought he might not think the weather isnt as beautiful as what sally thinks, and it might have been a lot better yesterday. but here, what u think isnt important. so never say "i think it was better yesterday" or "the weather in California where i lived 5yrs ago, was a lot better"
moreover, look at the second line. he is asking her "u like this?", instead of just saying "yes". why is this important? this is because u want HER to agree with u too, just like u agreed with her. and she wont say "no i dont" anyway, because she was the one who said "its a nice day" in the first place. BOTH agree on what each other say is a lot better than just u agree with her. do u know what i mean?
also, look at the fourth line(driving thing). maybe he doesnt have a car, or doesnt even have a drivers license either. but that doesnt matter. the important thing here is that u make her agree with u. not many people hate going for a drive along the coast on a beautiful day, so u can expect a positive answer from her without risks.
u might ask "what happens if she asks me if i have a car or a drivers license?". dont worry too much about that.
why dont u say to her jokingly "no i dont, but i will one day, and u will be the first girl who i go for a drive with on a beautiful day" she wont slapp u or anything. she might even feel happy, because she knows u r kind of joking, and being "the first girl" sounds something quite special.
now, do u remember? paul and sally were talking about the weather. talking just about the weather is very boring, but if u develop the conversation like >>6, then the conversation will be such a good one.
thats what i mean "what topic to choose isnt so important but how to develop the conversation is extremely important"
again, u never disagree with her, and let her listen to what SHE wants to hear, not what YOU want to say. got it??
if u have any questions, u just ask me. ok, next time, im gonna talk about what kind of topic u should NOT choose.
>u NEVER DISAGREE on what she says
God I hate yes-sayers. What's the point of even just befriending any such? They're going to be as good for your life as quicksand, or a poisonous, manipulative and vicious snake. If any guy would try to pull that act on me, I'd get seriously put off and demand he grew a spine. I even did that, in fact, a month ago when I met a new aquaintance. There's nothing wrong with having different opinions, it's just another way of looking at life! It doesn't mean all hell will break loose. Different opinions does not automatically mean that you must make all into borg (or pretend to), or else OH NOES!: people might think for themselves and see that different people have different experiences! What a horrible thing, huh? :-p
For fucks sake, FM, I really hope you're a troll and not that fucking retarded stupid.
>>6
The guy sounds like such a prissy.
>sally: its a nice day isnt it?
paul: mmm yeah. admire sky with her hey, let's go for a drive along the coast.
Fix'd. Way more subtle approach (and room for improvisation). Yours was too staged...more suited to a proposal of a holiday, rather than a simple drive. You don't have to illustrate a scene for her, the experience will speak for itself.
Thread fails because of too much generalisation and your scripts limit the response to a situation.
thread fails because op doesn't have a girlfriend anyway
Yes he does, but his mom probably doesn't want to talk about anything interesting.
if i knew fart man in real life i would be his girlfriend ;-;
If I knew fart man in real life, I would ask to meet his mother. She sounds like a loose woman.
>There's nothing wrong with having different opinions, it's just another way of looking at life!
well, paul and sally were just talking about the weather and going driving. its not that important as "ways of looking at life"
also, if she finds out paul is just trying not to disagree on what she says, then, needless to say, pauls tactics would fail. However, she will feel good about him, if she doesnt realize what paul is trying to do.
>Thread fails because of too much generalisation
no it doesnt. and i dont think i generalized "too much" either. i do admit generalizing things, but u dont have to risk being disliked by her because u disagree with her.(again, theyre just talking about the weather) its a fact that to agree on what she says is so much safer way to give her a good impression of u, unless u r talking to strange girls.
>>11
i do have a girlfriend, and ive always had girlfriends. i do not find it difficult getting girlfriends at all. why? because ive always tried to think of better ways to attract girls...always.
as i said before, i dont care whether u believe or not. if u think its useless, then dont see my posts. who cares?
okay, now im gonna move onto Lesson2
as i said in my last post, im gonna talk about "what topic u should NOT choose, especially when u meet a girl for the first time"
okay, first of all, what are u good at? computer sofware? video games? and do u think its a good idea to talk about them? probably not.
if she loves and studies computer, or spends so much time on video games, it would be fine. but if not, u shouldnt talk about them.
u might think if u talk about something u know well and she doesnt know well, u can show her ur intelligence, so that u can impress her. However, it does NOT work that way. she would rather get bored. okay lets look at the thing other way around. if she talked to u about space physics(which u dont know anything about or u r not interested in)in detail for 2hours, wouldnt u get bored? well, in a way u might get impressed, but u get rather bored, i guess.
so, u shouldnt talk about something considered difficult.
dont try to show ur intelligence and knowledge. u can do that later. rather, concentrate on bringing out her smile and laughter. nobody hates pple who can make the person smile and laugh, believe me.
okay next time, im gonna talk about what should NOT do in conversations.
again, if u have any questions, always welcome.
>>16 please don't lie if you don't have to.
First accept for yourself that you are an adult and that you understand the responsibilities of being an adult. Understand what it is you want from a partner. Love? what is that. Affection and trust? more like it. Sex? it will be nice. Be open, and you will talk with people. With some, you'll find you like being with them. If you're lucky, you have the chance to deepen the relationship. This might go so smoothly that you're dating before you even know it.
>>1, its silly to attract girls. Why not find out how to attract people to your personality? girls will follow. What use is it have a partner, but still unable to stand in society? What use are you to your partner then? The kind of partners you will find are those who like to carry a burden, but those often aren't the healthiest minds to live with.
>please don't lie if you don't have to
okay, ill ask my girlfriend to post here then. her name is SONG.
>its silly to attract girls
no its not. there r so many guys who dont know how to attract girls, but want to attract many girls.
>Why not find out how to attract people to your personality? girls will follow
im sorry, but its not always the case. there r so many guys who have a lot of friends around but never had a girlfriend. sometimes the reality doesnt work that easy.
>but still unable to stand in society?
what r u talking about??
>those who like to carry a burden
u know me. but for some reason, some girls like to carry a burden. i dont know why. u should know better than me.
anyway, the important thing is that it is important to have girlfriends and what i say is NOT wrong at all.
a lot of guys here seem quite young, so they now want to have girlfriends just to have sex with, maybe. but as time goes by, they will change.
"guys will be guys" ......no, guys can learn a lot of things about relationship from their experiences, but without having no girlfriends at all, they will stay where they r now
>without having no girlfriends at all
without having girlfriends at all
This might help
>>21 not bad, but sounds bit like "How to be the Hero of middle earth, Aragorn" it seem to basically say: believe in yourself, and then list bunch of things useful for success.
>>19, sorry, FO not exactly clear. Meant to say, it silly to focus on attracting girls when not comfortable with any people. bla, hmmm.. perhaps still not strong point, in way written here.
For rest, well, think readers intelligent enough to see what value your tactics have. so bye.
Frigid Onanoko not very nice today, no? sorry, very much in love and not know what do about! excuse, please. bye!
Here's a tip:
When trying to sound like an authority u should not say u so much. It makes u sound stupid.
Next thread.
Oh go to hell. This is total fucking bullshit. For a sorry and sad caliber of man.
Pathetic.
Loser.
And if anyone here is buying it, that holds for them too.
>>24
u dont have to see this thread, if u think its bullshit. im not TELLING you to believe me.
okay today, im gonna talk about what u should NOT do when u have conversation with a girl, especially when u see her for the first time.
okay, u want know a lot more about her rather than just talk about general things, such as the weather. so u ask a lot of questions about her.
However, its absolutely NOT a good idea to go too much in detail. for example, the name of the street where she lives.
why? because u r not doing the police's questioning. u can do that later when u get much closer to her.
okay, ill explain this using some examples in the next post
>>27
okay, following r a good example and bad example
bad one
paul:wehre r u from?
sally:im from ohio
paul:good. where about?
sally:well, Athens
paul:wow, on what street?
sally:xxx avenue.
paul:really? my friend lives there too!
good or okay one
paul:where do u live?
sally:i live in Ohio.
paul:wow, i wanna visit there too! thats gonna be so much fun!
do u have any ideas where i should visit?first, u look at the bad example. in the conversation, u see paul is going too much in detail. dont forget she is a girl. she is physically weaker than u. u can ask those questions later, but not at this stage. she doesnt care what street ur friend lives on anyway.
However, the second example is either good or just okay, but not too bad.
the point there is that he isnt going too far. and she may be very proud of the place where she lives, and loves telling others about Ohio, if u r lucky. Then, the conversation would develop in a good way. and if u r not lucky enough its still safe thing to talk about. and what if u r not interested in traveling? well, u dont have to like it. u pretend u like it. and u can tell her the truth after having sex with her. she wont give u a slap on the face or anything.
again, at this stage, what u want to say isnt so important. dont worry about urself. try to entertain her and try to make her feel she wants to see u again.
>>22
Yeah, xD I like how it's written though. So many things about 'the timid man' seem to be so true about me. It has made me realise some things and understand some things better.
>>28, me too, it shows me stuff and things, you know - real life - yeah. I really never thought about comfortable atmosphere, but since I've applied fartmans tips, I've just been scorin' and scorin'! Its incredible just how much sense it makes.
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i got a little bored. well, does anyone want to hear more?? if u do, ill continue.
Fartman,
You totally changed my life around. Thanks to you, I now have a steady relationship and I'm 60 pounds lighter! Courting girls doesn't have to be a chore aslong as you listen to Fartman's self proclaimed tips which are tailored to specific situations. Dating has never been easier, it's just like reading from a script!
Thanks Fartman!
Regards,
Lady Killer.
>>31 An interesting ID!
hi,i'm fartman's girlfriend.he is intelligent isn't he?
he says a funny(strange) story,but he wants to make laugh!!
he's a very warm guy.
Hi Fartman,
Thanks to your advice, I am now in a steady relationship with a hot model and earning 6,000 dollars per month. I'll never have to work again and never have to buy whores from the local street vender. You taught me that even a beast like me could find true love. Now, I have double the amount of corpse in my cellar!
Thanks Fartman
Regards,
Patrick Bateman
>>33
thanx song. now ive proven i have a girlfriend.
hey pple, i do have a girlfriend. now does it help u to make more sense of what ive said in this thread?
>>33
bitch! i saw him first!
fartman, stop wasting time giving out advice and come back to bed.
<3 brian.
fart man do you work as a telesales dude or something?
What you're telling is pretty simple psychology used in such companies. That tactic was called..the yes method or something of the like xD
I like the idea and I know it works good share ^^
>What you're telling is pretty simple psychology used
yes it is. but it seems a lot of pple here cant use such simple psychology. look at all the thread "i love her". many pple think only about what they want to do, but never what she wants to be done.
>>NEVER DISAGREE on what she says,
Shut your monkey-ass up, ass-kissing pussy boy.
Real man's man gets what he wants first above anybody's wants. Not even your mama's.
You must take the leadership, never, ever, comprimise your term.
When you change your term, it is your own decision, not hers.
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that you were talking about "how to approach women that exist only in your head."
I know, I know, people like you never committ such disgrace thing like touching a woman in sensual way, or to make fun of her, or to lead her.
but instead you do the great honor of touching yourself in the crotch.
You seem very inexperienced with dating.
Does your mommy still dress you up for the school?